Ho Ho Ho!
In the words of Noddy Holder – “IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!!!”.
I’m making a list. I’m checking in twice. I’m gonna find out who’s naughty or nice at December’s Milf Monday!
Will your sack be full and on the verge of overflowing? Or perhaps you’ll just be lucky to find a piece of coal in your stocking. Either way, get yours-elf down to the best day time event in the North (West) Pole!
We’ve got SO much going on at our CHRISTMAS Milf Monday. Here’s a little teaser….
* WISH UPON A (XMAS) STAR *
Any filthy fantasies on your Xmas list this year? Perhaps you’ve always longed for a pearl necklace…..3 wise men bearing gifts for you in the orgy room…… a trip to Santa’s grotto so you can sit on his knee…. a delicious feast of sweet treats served up on your very own angel platter….? Drop us a message or pop a post on the thread and we’ll see if we can make your wish a reality. Afterall, Xmas is a time for giving! Maybe we can grant you your very own Miracle on 9 Union Street….
* FESTIVE FANCY DRESS COMPETITION *
Be creative with your costume. The most impressive will be rewarded with a fabulous prize. We LOVE quirky, crazy and outrageous here at Townhouse so go wild! If past events are anything to go by, you’ll blow us away with your amazing outfits!
All ladies who make the effort will receive FREE ENTRY
Festive treats will be on offer and Christmas tunes will belting out. Let’s get this party started!!!
If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
£10 for all!
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our “IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!” MILF MONDAY!
The more serious stuff….
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident’s (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you.
Twas the week before Christmas, when all through Townhouse, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The staff are on the bar, dressed as Santa and reindeer, ready to greet our guests and serve them with beer. 8.29pm and the doors are about to open, 1 minute until the chaos, well at least we are hopin’
Christmas songs are playing, which are wrecking Vicky’s head. Listening to them til 3am fills her with dread. Mince pies, Stollen and choccies are lined up on the bar and a feast fit for a king awaits, minus the caviar! (blurgh)
The doors burst open, ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS!’ we cry, while guests pile into the club, a naughty twinkle in their eye. Snogs are exchanged and hugs are dished out, it’s like family coming home, coz that’s what Townhouse is all about.
The gin bar is raided and the glasses are filled, so it’s time to hit the dancefloor and the gin to be swilled. Everyone is dancing with one thing on their mind, which person in the room will they become entwined?! Sexual tension fills the air and the dancing becomes dirty, before you know it, filth is all around and it’s more than just flirty!
What happens upstairs? Well I couldn’t possibly say, coz what happens in Townhouse within our walls it will stay!!! If you’re curious for more and you’re a party animal at heart, then stick Dec 16th in your diary and become a Townhouse Tart.
Membership or ID will get you through our doors but not after 11pm it won’t, coz that’s last entry of course! So Townhouse is the place to party and you know that I’m right…………
So MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and to all a good night
Normal prices apply:
£5/ female, £10/TGirl, £25/couple, £30/single guy
Guys must book in advance and there will only be 8 single guy places
New couples and females welcome
EVERYBODY is welcome, but we are extending a special invite to women who believe they have curves to die for and those who admire them!
Come along and flaunt your assets to those who love to watch you strut your stuff and will lavish in your gorgeousness!
No theme this time just fun and frolics… been getting busier every month and the last buxom babes of this year… so come along and let’s make it go with plenty of bangs..
16th November 7.30pm- 1.30am.
This is a VERY busy event and a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it by emailing us at email@example.com
Everybody is welcome to join us including non members, just bring photo ID to confirm your name AND address
Entry prices :
Single guys £10
Single females £5
Single guy NON members £20
We ask that you don’t bring your alcohol and instead purchase from the very well stocked, subsidised bar. You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels and condoms are available free of charge.
See you there! xxx
We are bringing you the fifth instalment of RAW! This time we’ve made a few changes to the format.
Described as …’heady and charged’ RAW is for those that want get straight down to play. For greedy boys & greedy girls looking for action! This event focuses on gang bangs, group sex, multiple partners, bukkake and lots of filth and fucking. Not for the faint hearted!
It’s about stamina and orgasms rather than socialising.
Changes for this event…
•The bunkbeds room will be converted into a dark room. Perfect for letting your inhibitions go and playing with mystery guests.
•Single Males must be under 45 years old! We will be selecting a few over this age to invite but they are regular members or attendees to RAW. Totally our discretion.
•We are bringing back the fantasies. If you want us to help facilitate a play fantasy with multiple participants and chaperone the scene, we can! You need to contact us directly to discuss this then promote it with us on the RAW thread.
Our fuck pit returns to create extra play space and last time it was heavily used. The fuck pit is a converted section of the lounge so perfect for exhibitionists and voyeurs.
Last time RAW was a lockout and people were turned away on the night so it’s really important that if you can’t attend, you message us directly so we can keep our guest list as accurate as possible.
Apart from the hot tub, the whole club area is open for play so feel free to be spontaneous and fuck in the bar or lounge. We are encouraging early dress down too.
Females: £10, Couples: £20, Males: £20
You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring two forms of ID.
We have a strict dresscode in place: Smart, no sportswear.
As this is a private party and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol but purchase from the well stocked subsidised bar. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels and condoms are available free of charge.
Overnight stays are available and you need to contact TownhouseTwosome directly to book one of these.
All names need to be on the guest list so contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org
See you there! xx