MILF Monday ‘ It’s Christmasssss!’ 3rd December

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To borrow a phrase from the legend that is Noddy Holder … IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!

Milf Monday is going all out for Christmas with plenty of festive fun, filth & frolics! Add your name to our naughty list below and come & join us!

Will you be sitting on Santa’s knee? Emptying a sackful of goodies? Finding something exciting in a stocking? Whatever it is, come and make your Advent amorous!

If you’d like to attend then please email us and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

The entry fee for Milf Monday’s Festive Fuckery is £10 for the gents, but you lovely ladies will get free entry!

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 3rd!
‘The Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm (midday for newbies)

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

We also ask that you stick to a ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & leave plenty of room for access, driveways etc.

For further information please go our main website




Some of you have known about this, others have suspected! lol

Our highly popular FREE MEMBERS PARTY is back!!!!

As you all know by now, this event is in massive demand and is a strict GUESTLIST only party so I can keep an eye on numbers…we don’t want to be uncomfortably busy or go over our capacity!

So, you need to be a member AND have your membership card in hand to claim your free entry. If you want to come, please state your interest by emailing me at

We are limiting single guys to 8 and again you must be established members with a membership card in hand.

As you are getting in for free, we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and buy from our highly subsidised bar instead***

We’ll have our DJ with us and some nibbles on the bar as usual.
As this would be a great night for newbies who want to attend on a busy party night,we will be offering 6 places for new couples at a charge of £20 and new ladies for £5 so contact me to take one of these places.

We have overnights available for those who want to make a night of it, but as I said earlier, some people have had their suspicions about this party going ahead and have already booked a room, so we only have 3 left!! Email me if you want to stay.

17th November 2018 from 8.30pm
Last entry is 10.30pm (9.30pm for new couples)
Dancing, filth and fun
Be there!
Over to you!!

*** Our bar really is cheap, for instance, a large Smirnoff vodka is just £2.80, a shot of JD is just £1.80 our bottled lager is £2.30 and a pint of real ale is £3; even our top shelf premium brands are cheap! Grey Goose/Belvedere/Ciroq vodka are all £3.00 per shot and Glenmorangie/Glenfiddich/Singletons whiskey are also all £3.00 per shot. Cheap as chips!

oriGIN Bar Gin Tasting Event @ Townhouse 14th November

Sooooo many of our members love Townhouse, not just because of our clean and safe playspaces or the warm welcome you receive from our staff, but because we have an epic gin bar!! Currently boasting 54 gins, our gin is served with love and attention in balloon glasses and with a wide range of garnishes. Our staff are knowledgeable about gin and all of them are passionate about creating more juniper junkies! lol

On this night, you can indulge in your love of gin and your love of swinging all on the same night! For just £5 per person, you gain entry to the club and all it can offer. Non members are welcome at a charge of £10 per person.

As well as out usual 54 gins, we have some new gins to showcase on the night, including:

Spit-Roasted Pineapple Gin (by That Boutique-y Gin Company)

The Muff Liquour Gin (by The Irish Potato Craft Gin company)

Aber Falls Orange Marmalade Gin (by Aber Falls Welsh Distillery)

You can purchase drinks vouchers on arrival to spend on our range of gins and doing this will save you quite a bit of money!

£10=  3 x single shot of Gin with mixer.

£20= 7 x single shot of Gin with mixer

We will have some nibbles to compliment your gin on the bar and tables and a range of garnishes to try in your gin to experiment different tastes. We will also have some balloon glasses that you can purchase and take away with you, including Fevertree balloon glasses!

Don’t forget that this is also a swinging party and our playrooms are open as normal 🙂

RAPTURE! Over 40’s Party @ Townhouse 30th November

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Definition – Extreme, intense pleasure, joy, ecstasy or euphoria


RAPTURE is now a regular event at Townhouse An event for those aged 40 and over. An event for those who enjoy the more formal party, where first impressions really do count!

We aim to create an intense, sexually charged atmosphere, with impeccably dressed gents and sassy, glamorous ladies, who smell good, look good and ooze sex!! Low lights and pulsing music will set the scene for an evening of anticipation, expectation and ultimate RAPTURE.

This is a strictly 40 and over party. Both parties within a couple must be 40 or over. Single ladies and gents are welcome, but we will aim to keep a comfortable male/female ratio.

The dress code is strictly formal –
Gents may want to consider a suit or trousers, shirt, waistcoat. Our ladies love a well-groomed man who takes pride in his appearance, so make the most of your assets and aim to impress.

Ladies may want to consider a dress or something glamorous which states ‘I’m here!!’ when you walk through the door. It’s Friday night, so start the weekend feeling fabulous and go all out to feel like a Goddess!
In both cases, masks are perfectly acceptable for those who enjoy a bit of intrigue, but this is purely optional. Don’t forget to think about your dress down outfits, which can be simply classy or all out wow! Gents may want to ditch the towels and consider some nice smooth, sexy underwear instead?

Of course, a towel is perfectly acceptable, but this could be your opportunity to be a bit different instead?

This party is also my beautiful co-host MrsRobinson69’s birthday party, so lets help her celebrate in true Townhouse style

This is a guest list only party, so please email if you would like to be added to the list.


Not so small print….
This is a private party, so we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol with you and instead purchase from the well stocked, reasonably priced bar. Anyone caught with their own alcohol will be asked to leave without a refund.

You will need a membership card or full ID to gain entry. The Townhouse website tells you more about accepted ID. Please read this as we turn people away who present with just a passport!

Times – 8.30pm until 3am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.

The Townhouse website will give you further information on other relevant details to enhance your evening at the venue.

Prices –
Couples £20
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Member Single Gents £20
Non Member Single Gents £30
Locker key/bar tab deposit £10

FET-ish Erotic BDSM Party @ Townhouse 29th November

This is a party especially for fetishists who like to include sex and eroticism in their BDSM play!

On our mainstream BDSM nights, sexual play is reserved to the private rooms with the open play areas being left for pure BDSM play. But so many people like to involve sexual elements in their play, whether it be sexual sadism, orgasm denial play, sexual humiliation, forced orgasm or they just like to use BDSM as part of a sexual scene.

At FET-ish, sexual BDSM play will be openly encouraged and we are hoping that the fine line between pain and pleasure will be explored and embraced! We expect to hear screams of pain and screaming orgasms raising our roof! Lol

If this sounds like your kind of night, then join us on the 29th November for our first FET-ish night; I will be joined by Hornymike_2017 and LittleVixen as kinky co-hosts to help the party get off to a flying start!
So bring your BDSM kit bags and your best skimpies for a night of exploring boundaries and unadulterated filth!

This night is open to non members and will be advertised on another well known fetish site

The pricing is as follows:
£10 per person (members)
£15 per person (non member guys)
Ratios of guys to girls will be monitored

You will need your membership card or ID to gain entry, preferably a driving licence if you have one. (Please refer to our website for accepted ID)

The dress code is all dark clothing/fetish wear/alternative wear and dress down will be optional as fetishists often like to keep their kinky clothes on for BDSM scenes.

Any questions, please get in touch!

Bi-Tastic Bi Night 23rd November @ Townhouse

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It’s Chrissssssssssstmas!!!…. well nearly!! We are celebrating the last Bi-tastic of the year with a Christmas Bash.

We will be hosting our very popular ‘Bi-tastic’ Bi Party ‘The Christmas One’@Townhouse  Friday 23rd November 8:30pm till 3am.

So this event is for bi or bi curious couples, girls, t-girls and guys only. If you are a couple then both of you have to be bi or bi curious. Also prefer to be stated on an online swingers site profile

Non members are welcome but please bring 2 types of ID with you.
Couples £20
Guys £25
Girls £5
TV/TS £10

So what is on offer …
We will have our very own House DJ with us, raising temperatures to get the Christmas party started. If you need cooling down then you can purchase all your drinks from the reasonable priced bar.

We will have nibbles on the bar to keep your energy levels up and for you to enjoy.

We will have the popular dark room with glow in the dark condoms for all you adventurers and also feel free to take full advantage of the glory holes!

The ‘Anyone can start’ Orgy room!!

So why not get in the ‘Christmas’ spirit and wear a sexy Santa, elf, fairy or even wear a famous panto character!!! And don’t forget anyone can rummage in Santa’s sack!!! We will be giving a bottle of bubbly away for the best outfit!!

As a minimum we ask you dress to impress. No sportswear, hoodies or trainers!

Condoms are provided free of charge and just £1 fee for a towel but feel free to bring your own.

As this is a private party we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol but purchase from our highly subsidised bar.

Overnight stays will be available at £15pp which includes tea & toast in the morning.

This is a guest list only event, so email us to be added. If you wish to remain private from the public guest list then please message us and we will add you to our private guest list.

We look forward to partying hard with you!! Pop your name down with us or in the forums.

Nikki & Mike X

HARLOTS!!!! 22nd November @ Townhouse ‘Charlotte’s Birthday One’

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An EXCLUSIVE private event.

“It’s my party and I’ll fuck deliciously hot gents if I want to” lol
Another year older and I’m looking to celebrate in style. I’m talking cake, fizz, hot guys, naughty ladies and hopefully 2 delicious gents (or more) to give me the bumps!

Come and join me! For those of you who haven’t been to Harlots before, here’s the spiel…..

Harlots is ALL about us ladies. A new concept that focuses purely on us classy, sexual, desirable ladies and our needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.

Only true gentlemen will be considered for this event, and when we say gentlemen we mean it. You will have exceptional manners and be socially adaptable and chivalrous. These traits are essential but only a start. You should be good looking, impeccably groomed and smartly dressed. Being a gentlemen is what Harlots is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Single gentlemen should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions!

Couples who fit the above criteria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).

This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please email us

Charlotte xx

Just a little more information on the venue:

This event will be held at Townhouse,
9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL
Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and DRESS TO IMPRESS!

If you are new to the club then I’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasties. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out
Females: £10
Couples: £15
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)

EYES WIDE SHUT! Masked Party Night 24th Nov

Let the EYES WIDE SHUTmystique begin… the stage has been set for a forbidden night of decadent fantasies and the actors are being called upon to play their parts. Only the vivacious and hedonistic shall be required. Our master of ceremonies and his pleasure slaves will be leading you down the path of desires, where there is no judgement, only pure exploration and Indulgence. Our boudoirs will be filled with those that are truly sexually free, the exhibitionists, the perverse and the insatiable.

No inhibitions permitted.

Anonymity is compulsory so you will be required to hide your identity with a Venetian mask.

For those wanting to explore the darker side of passion, our cellar dungeon will be open… taking the first cellar step into a whole new world of gratification.

The VIP darkest desires Moroccan boudoir is invitation only. Guests that want to immerse themselves in experiencing sheer hedonism will be selected throughout the course of the evening and given an invitation to the frivolous pan sexual masked orgy.

A strict dress code must be adhered to… formal attire is expected. Our pre-selected pleasure slaves may be stripped naked then cloaked upon arrival.

Express your interest by emailing us and those chosen will be contacted and given a password to enter the party. We expect the highest level of secrecy and discretion for what goes on behind our closed doors…….

Eyes Wide Shut….the best kept secret!

Horror Movie and Paranormal Night @ Townhouse 31st October


Last year we held a paranormal night and it was amazing!!! This year we are changing things up for those who like to mix their love for Horror movies and their love of ghost hunting! 🙂 Please note, this is NOT a play event. There will be no swinging or BDSM play whatsoever; this is a vanilla night.

We will open our doors at 8pm on Wednesday 31st October for drinks and settling in. All of the lights will be off as soon as you walk in the club (inc the toilets), so you will need to bring torches. At 8.30pm, our horror movie will commence on the huge projector screen in the main lounge and there will be no admission after this time, so you will not get in if you are late.

After the movie, there will be time for drinks before we split up into small groups around the club. We will have EMF readers, motion sensors, a spirit box and other tools to use but please feel free to bring along a video camera or mobile phone along to record sound and visuals. We will set up some trigger objects around the club which will be sealed off.

At the end of the night (around 2pm) we will gather together for tea/coffee and biccies to talk about our experiences and the lights will go on for the first time.

For those who want to crash out, you are welcome to do so as this sort of thing can be very exhausting!! Just bring a sleeping bag or duvet! We will re-open the next morning from 10am to let you out. So if you need to leave before this time, you cannot stay.

I am restricting the number attendees to 15. Anymore than this and the noise pollution from people moving around affects the investigation.

Payment is required in advance for this night and it’s £12 per person. You can pay by bank transfer or paypal, just email me at to reserve a place and I will send you the payment info. Your place is not confirmed until payment is received.

See you there!


WHIMPER!! FemDom Event 18th November


The reputation of this event precedes itself now as it is well known for gathering a lot of guests and it’s a hugely fun day for all involved!!

After the last 5 AMAZING events, we can’t wait to do it all again! People were talking about it for weeks and we intend to make this event just as ‘eventful’!!


The name says it all!

With a club full of Female Dominants, only obedient submissives need attend. No pussys, no ditherers, no brats, no topping from the bottom. This event is for those who adore Dominant women, believe in Female supremacy and live to please.

submissives: male or female, it really doesn’t matter. Experience doesn’t matter either, just a natural submissive tendency will suffice. Boundaries will be respected. Safe words will be given. you will walk out in once piece. Marks don’t need to happen. We will not tolerate needy subs who think that play is a given and have an expectation from our Dominants. If you are selected for play, it is a bonus. Pestering and following will not be tolerated. There will be no sexual services so don’t ask or you will be escorted off the premises. you are there for Our pleasure, not the other way around.

Dominants: We already have several confirmed Female Dominants who are all different in their interests and approach. All are experienced and most have worked professionally as well as being lifestyle Dominants. We would love more Ladies to join us on the day and we would particularly love to welcome new Dominants along who would like to learn and take part; I like to double Domme with new Mistresses. Experienced Mistresses are very welcome and if You have a sub that You would also like to bring along, that is fine. They can be exclusive to You or shared; of course the choice is Yours.

The event will not be structured and no paid services will be offered. It’s all about our Dommes taking control, taking a sub (s) and putting them through their paces. If you were there last time, you will know that there were lots of Dominants in attendance and the submissives were certainly put through their paces during the Funishments game!

This event is open to non members; just bring ID.

Entry prices:
All submissives £15, Female Dominants are obviously free!

The event runs from 2pm until 7pm.

Dress code is fetish wear or all dark clothing

Lady C