New club pics launched on our website – Townhouse during isolation

During isolation we have been busy making plans for the future, starting refurb on one of our playrooms and wading through our massive ‘to-do’ list! No rest for the (very) wicked hey? It’s looking like clubs like ours will be closed for a long time so we are making good use of the time to re-evaluate in house logistics, our online presence and making a better experience for guests when they visit.

Our in-house professional photographer managed to capture some great shots of the club for promotional purposes (on his own in the venue of course) which have now been launched on our website, but I want to share them with you here in case you’re having withdrawals! lol  For those who haven’t been to the club for a long time, won’t recognise the place!

Watch Vicky the Owner of Townhouse – Filmed Podcast with ‘Perspectives Podcasts’ – featuring Greg O’Keefe and Adam Latham

Just before the big lockdown, Vicky Managed to squeeze in a great interview with the Perspectives Podcast team.

Learn how it all started, some personal stories, behind the scenes tales and some info for newbies.

It’s a right giggle, so if you’re stuck at home and bored, this will brighten your day!!


Also if you missed the hilarious interview at the club with Leanne from Radio City and the What’s On Liverpool guide, then you must watch it…it will have you howling!!

The Townhouse Party Lounge

Our super talented in house photographer managed to nip into the club before lockdown and captured this wonderful shot….I just had to share it with you 🙂

We’re missing our Townhouse family and friends.

Hope you are all looking after yourselves and each other.

Much love

Vic and Jim xxxx


COVID 19 Statement –

We’ve been in constant communication with Wirral Public Health and the time has come for us to close on their recommendation for an indefinite period due to the Coronavirus pandemic. We will stay in communication with them and will revisit the situation in 2 weeks and then weekly thereafter. When we are given the green light to re-open, we will announce it on here, on our blog and social media!

All events and private hires will be cancelled and anybody who has prepaid for tickets or overnights can either request a full refund or they can transfer it to a future event.

This is a huge blow for the club scene and I know that all clubs will work together to try and weather this storm. Some may not make it, but those that do will need your support more than ever. When this is over, please please support your local clubs as much as possible….let’s face it, you’ll be gagging! Lol

From everyone at Team Townhouse, thank you for your kind messages, your patience and understanding. We will hopefully see you on the other side with a comeback party to remember.

Stay well folks

Vic, Jim and the Townhouse family


Allure 39 and under party @ Townhouse 10th April 2020!

Start your bank holiday with a bang and make it a “Good Friday”

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Join us at Townhouse for the infamous Allure,
Where newbies are welcome and regulars keep coming for more.
39 and under is the crowd you will see,
So join the sexy guestlist as it’s the place to be.
Get your bank holiday weekend started with a bang,
From socializing to soft play or fun in a gang.
The light room will sparkle and put a twinkle in your eye’s,
The fun will begin and the temperature will rise.
Lingerie or nude, whatever gets you in the mood,
Private play, being viewed or a sea of bodies getting rude.
This is an event you will not want to miss, So make sure your names are down on our sexy guestlist.

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We are pleased to announce that moving forward we will be co-hosting the event with the delicious duo Sid and Nancy of “The Sex Pistols”.

To attend, you will need to be added to our guest list, so please email Vicky at to book

Doors open at 8.30pm and the club closes 3.00am (last entry is 11pm or 9.30pm for newbies)

£5 per female
£20 per couple (You will need to have a couple’s membership with the club or an established and verified couples account)
£30 per guy (Limited to 6-8 well verified guys)

For this event Single guys must pay their entry cost in advance if you want to take one of the places on the guest list; email Vicky above

Newbies – Townhouse policy is that you pay your entry cost up front for your first event, again this can be done by Vicky above.

You will also need a £10 (CASH ONLY) deposit for your locker key/bar tab, towels are £1 or you can bring your own.

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You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring ID with you. Either a photo driving licence or 2 forms of ID that confirm your name and current address.
Vaping is only allowed within the smoking area.

*We have been running this event for over 3 years and a small number of our original guests have since turned 40, as they supported us at the original parties, they are still welcome to attend this one.

Pure! @ Townhouse Saturday 4th April 2020 – Ultimate Depravity!

PURE@Townhouse Saturday 4th April…. PURE…..depravity!  8.30pm – 3am

Three certainly isn’t a crowd for this event! Townhouse hosting veterans PinUpPro and Mrs ProBlow are being joined by this Filthy Beast from the east Darlo82 to bring you…..PURE!

How ‘Pure’ do you think you are? Can we tempt you to the dark side? We have put together a range of filthy, deviant, fun and frivolous challenges to test even the purest of souls! PURE filth on another level!

Whatever your pleasure… we’ve got it covered! This night is about one thing and one thing only. PURE unadulterated fun, whether you are straight, gay, bi, trans and everything in between!

We’re talking gang bangs, group play, open play , anonymous play. From filthy fucking to blindfolds, blow jobs and bukkake. Frolic in the dark room or partake in the “light” room! Your hearts will be racing, your juices will be flowing and your cocks will be hard, indulging in your hottest fantasies.

A no holes barred fucktacular event! If you want a particular fantasy fulfilling. This is the place to do it.

For the adventurous amongst you, we will be launching our adult play pen complete with a Sybian, fuck machine, Doxy wand and a drildo! Prepare for jelly legs is all we will say!

Fuck and play ANYWHERE. We’re talking fucking in the outdoor courtyard, the lounge, the bar, the showers. Go absolutely wild! Your only limit is your imagination…
It’s dress down from the get go, whether that be sexy skimpies or strutting what mother nature gave you in all it’s naked glory, it’s up to you.

So how much will this night of depravity cost you?
Females and T-Girls: £10, Couples: £25, Males: £30 (please note that there is NOT the usual restriction of 8 single guys at this event)

Newbies you will need to contact the club and prepay to secure your spot.

Overnight stays are available for just £15pp, you would need to contact the club directly to book.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s licence OR two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on). You’ll be greeted and given a tour on arrival. Please just give your username in at reception. Newbies need to arrive before 9.30pm for a tour of the place. Last entry for everyone else is 10.30pm.

Drinks are readily available from the well stocked bar! You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. This MUST BE IN CASH. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge.

See you filthy fuckers there!
Mrs ProBlow

No Frills Filth @ Townhouse! Weds 1st April 2020

No Frills Filth @ Townhouse 01/04/2020

No frills… it’s all about pure fun and filth. Less chat more play.

7.30pm – 1.30pm

Immediate dress down.

Non members welcome. (Full ID required)

£5 females/tgirls
£15 couples
£15 guys
£20 non member guys
£10 locker key deposit (CASH DEPOSIT ONLY)

£1 for your towel or bring your own.

NEWBIES – All newbies need to pay for their place upfront. Contact Vicky at to make your payment and we will then add you to the guest list.

Get your names on the list for NO FRILLS FILTH at the email above and we look forward to seeing you all there.

Clothes off….Let’s go!!!


MILF Monday ‘The Surprise One’ @ Townhouse 30th March 2020

Well, we had so much fun at our last MILF Monday that we decided we couldn’t possibly wait until 20th April … so we are throwing an EXTRA MILF MONDAY event!!

With the school holidays & Easter coming up, next month’s Milf has been moved later into April, but we are far too impatient for that … and I’m pretty sure you bunch of daytime deviants are too!!

So, if you want to come & join us for our extra Milf Monday, please email Vicky, the owner at and she’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

Entry fees – it’s a tenner for the guys, but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!

** Please note – if you are new to Townhouse, you will need to contact the club to pre-pay your entry fee in order to guarantee your place on the guest list, so contact Vicky at the email above.

Look forward to seeing you all on the 30th!!

‘The Small Print’

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30am and closing time is 15:30pm Last entry is 1pm

We try and cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!

You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses, especially the John Moores University car park. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!

James Bond 007 CASINO Party Night @ Townhouse 28th March

You are required to rendezvous at Townhouse on Saturday 28th March for a very special mission. You must be ready for anything… adopt a disguise and be licensed to thrill!

Ensure you are fully equipped with gadgets via ‘Q’, as the guests can be very demanding and you will need your wits about you.

To gain entry, you must say the password ‘Betty Swollocks’; by this your host will know you accept your mission! You may be handed a coded message but it is For Your Eyes Only so keep it safe. To avoid the admission of unwanted civilians, you will be required to verify your identity….you know what to do. The lady on reception is your friend and will take good care of you, tip her well!

You will be summoned to the Casino Royale where you will find 2 gambling tables with croupiers. Mingle with the other guests and try not to lose all of your chips or ‘M’ will not be happy!

It may be unpredictable at times and watch out for Pussy Galore, I hear she is everywhere!!

The other guests will be wearing smart attire and evening dresses, so it will be hard to differentiate between the sick and twisted and the innocent bystanders, so mingle and figure out who is who. Try not to be awkward and draw attention to yourself; dancing with guests will deter suspicious eyes, oh and I hear the cakes are to Live and Let Die for too!

This party is like no other…it is adult in nature and you may be invited into rooms to partake in activities of a sensual nature. Although we understand that this is very tempting, remember that you represent Her Majesty’s Secret Service and debauchery whilst on duty is prohibited, not that this has stopped you before!

This party could take you places you have never been before….but with your ‘weapon’, you will no doubt live to Die Another Day.

Good luck!!!

not so small print……


Couples £25, Ladies & TGirls £10, Single Guys £30

A £10 cash deposit is required for your locker key/bar tab

Doors 8.30pm til 3am – last entry 10.30pm (9.30pm for newbies)

DJ and cake/sweet treats on offer

New couples and ladies welcome. Bring your membership card or if you are new, bring a driving licence or a passport AND utility bill

8 places for guys who must be members

Get your best clobber on!

Illicit Parties Presents – PADDY’S NIGHT HOOLEY @ Townhouse 21st March 2020


With so many Irish folk at Townhouse and Mrs J being from Irish stock, we always go mad for Paddy’s night and have a good old knees up

If you have been before, you’ll know that Paddy’s nights are a tad….WILD!

This year we are planning a Hooley, so make sure you get some red bull down you because we are going to dance the bejeezuz out of ya!

The club will be decorated to set the scene, but it would be great if our guests got into the spirit and dressed for the occasion! The Irish tricolor is your inspiration

Come along and get jiggy on the dancefloor before you get jiggy in our playrooms. This is going to be AWESOME and not to be missed!

We are offering you a reduced price entry if you’re on our guestlist, so email Vicky, the owner at to book your place. If you are not on the list, you will pay the regular Saturday night prices.

Couples – £15 (non members welcome
Ladies – free (non members welcome)
Single Guys – £20 (must be pre approved &

You’ll need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key and bar tab

Doors open 8.30pm-3am…Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm if you are new to Townhouse

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted…. Dress to impress

If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)

See you there for one of our favourite nights of the year
Mr & Mrs J – Illcit Parties xxx

Raise your glasses! –
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one! –
The Irish Toast
Beannachtam na Feile Padraig