You know the old rhyme … “Remember, Remember, the 4th of November … “
This November we are embracing our inner Guy Fawkes, but instead of plotting treason we are plotting lots of fun, frolics & filth!!
By popular demand, the dark room will be making a return for those of you who fancy letting your rockets off in the dark! Or maybe you prefer to burn baby, burn where you can be seen, in one of our 7 other play areas. Whatever your preference, get your sparklers at the ready & let’s set this Monday off with a bang!
If you want to join us for this event, please email the owner, Vicky at firstname.lastname@example.org if you are 100% certain you can make it and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
Entry fees – it’s a ‘tenner for the Guy’ (ba-dum-tss!) but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 4th
Morticia and Vicky
‘The Small Print’
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm (11.30am for newbies)
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and we’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!
You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!
Sunday, November 03, 2019 · 2:00 PM – 7:00 PM
Cost: £10 in advance or £12 on night
Dress code: Your best Goth or most industrious Steampunk – dress to impress!!
Welcome into the Darklight fellow Goths, let yourself ‘revel’ in the deep, sacred blacklight flickering around Lucifer’s eternal flames of Hellfire.
Fellow Steampunk’s – as explorers and technocrats, glam up in your Techno-Victoriana
Having landed either from your Dirigible or emerged from the sullen depths of Depravity, ascend the Portal of T’ownhouse to gain admittance and have your credentials examined!
Tunes will play on the new-fangled, ‘Hysteria Mix’ – handpicked by your valiant Schwifty, a techno musical extravaganza of waxy cylinders and Metal.
Explore all corners of The T’ownhouse , from the Upper-Rooms in the Gods ’Heaven’, the middle floors or ‘infernal’ equipment from the Herr Doctor Medical Chair ( known as the Gynstuhl ) and the benches, hoists and other equipment on the ‘DarkSide’. Then pass the Ground floor for socialising, dancing and replenishing your drinks (Great Gin btw) OR descend into the Kellers and underground places of confinement, complete with rustic prison cells, rubber room and other equipment -where the groans of pleasure are intermingled with swishes of whips and floggers and the glint of steel against pale flesh, hairs rising with excitement; you can smell the pheromones wafting on the air!
One night of Tunes…..let yourself loose to experience ‘T’Other side’, let yourself be free and enjoy!
Tickets can be pre-booked at £10, or £12 on the night. Email email@example.com to reserve your place. Keep a record of your booking reference when you turn up. Tickets are non refundable and are non-transferable, if you’re not a member please bring the normal ID required for entry on the night, See the Townhouse website for full details.
PURE@Townhouse. Friday 18th October. PURE…..depravity!
8.30pm – 3am
Three certainly isn’t a crowd for this event! Townhouse hosting veterans PinUpPro and Mrs ProBlow are being joined by this Filthy Beast from the east Darlo82, to bring you…..PURE!
How ‘Pure’ do you think you are? Can we tempt you to the dark side? We have put together a range of filthy, deviant, fun and frivolous challenges to test even the purest of souls! PURE filth on another level!
Whatever your pleasure… we’ve got it covered! This night is about one thing and one thing only. PURE unadulterated fun, whether you are straight, gay, bi, trans and everything in between!
We’re talking gang bangs, group play, open play , anonymous play. From filthy fucking to blindfolds, blow jobs and bukkake. Frolic in the dark room or partake in the “light” room! Your hearts will be racing, your juices will be flowing and your cocks will be hard, indulging in your hottest fantasies.
A no holes barred fucktacular event! If you want a particular fantasy fulfilling. This is the place to do it.
For the adventurous amongst you, we will be launching our adult play pen complete with a Sybian, fuck machine, Doxy wand and a drildo! Prepare for jelly legs is all we will say!
Fuck and play ANYWHERE. We’re talking fucking in the outdoor courtyard, the lounge, the bar, the showers. Go absolutely wild! Your only limit is your imagination…
It’s dress down from the get go, whether that be sexy skimpies or strutting what mother nature gave you in all it’s naked glory, it’s up to you.
So how much will this night of depravity cost you?
Females and T-Girls: £10, Couples: £20, Males: £20 Single Males (Non Members): £25
Overnight stays are available for just £15pp, you would need to contact Vicky, the owner at firstname.lastname@example.org directly to book. You can also email us to go on the guestlist.
This event will be held at Townhouse,
9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s licence OR two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on). You’ll be greeted and given a tour on arrival. Please just give your username in at reception. Newbies need to arrive before 9.30pm for a tour of the place. Last entry for everyone else is 10.30pm.
Drinks are readily available from the well stocked bar! You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge.
See you filthy fuckers there!