September newsletter
Our news letter used to be emailed every month to people who opted into our mailing list, but due to emails being out of date, people leaving the scene and new Spam filters which block bulk emails, I am unsure as to how much exposure our newsletter actually gets! So we have decided to stop sending newsletters by email and posting them on our website, on our Facebook page and group and here, on our blog. So people can read the newsletter at their leisure when they wish.
So what’s been happening?! Well August traditionally is a quiet month due to the school holidays but wow! You all certainly came out of the woodwork this year to make August one of our best ever! We had some amazing events, some new ones, some of our old favourites
Our Brazilian night mid month was just brilliant! The club was decorated like a carnival with fresh fruit on the bar, uplifting carnival music and delicious Brazilian cocktails! Everybody was buzzing and the party continued upstairs to check out the ‘brazilians’ lol ,-) August also saw the return of Liverpool Pride, so Townhouse celebrated diversity by having a weekend of camp, rainbows, dancing and the best bunch of people from our LGBT membership. Awesome!
The highlight of the month for me was our Allo Allo Kinky Murder Mystery night on 22nd August. We welcomed professional acting company, ’After Dark’ to the club who were so convincing as the cast from the TV series it was uncanny!!! Especially Herr Flick! Lol A murder took place and suspects were hunted down around the club and questioned. Suffice to say, sexual innuendos were in abundance and the fun didn’t stop after the mystery was solved. The event was fully booked and everyone had such a laugh…I’d say it was a rip roaring success! It was so good that we have booked again for next year on 22nd May…there will be a different theme, but the same slapstick frolix will remain!
Our summer beach party was hot, despite the pissy weather outside!!! The BBQ had to be cancelled but our BBQ themed buffet was highly commended amongst everybody, so not a let down at all. Sexy bikinis, swimsuits, trunks and shorts, made our job the best job on earth!!!! Hahaha ,-) The club was chocca and every sheet in the club was used…sign of a great night 😀
Nights of note are most definitely our Weds night which are just getting busier!! Since we reduced the entry fee for single guys to £20, member have been coming back in their dozens! Single ladies and couples are taking advantage of their cheap entry to either play with the guys, each other or just enjoy the facilities and meet up with friends. We never get below 30 people anymore and most weeks we are touching 40-45 For mid week, that is well worth a visit!
Now that the kids are back in school, we are going to be even busier!!! We have events for everybody at Townhouse; check out our website What’s On page for our full calendar up to the end of October. Some dates for your diary for now though are 12th Sept which is our Couples Only night which is always a lovely night with sexy couples. Our International night this month in on 20th Sept and Italy is our country! Italian décor, nibbles, cocktails and music! Italian stallions…this is for you! Lol We have another Plus1 night on 26th Sept where couples can bring single guests for a collective price of £25! Our big party this month is of course, Back To School!!! Always a very popular night of filth….school uniforms not compulsory but it gives up a good perv ,-)
We have a new event on Sunday 21st Sept from 2 – 8pm….it is a Naturist afternoon. If you’ve ever wanted to feel complete liberation in a safe club, then this is your opportunity! Just £10 per couple, £10 per guy and £5 per female.
Our kinky life drawing classes are a huge success! We have run 4 classes now and have had different models at each class. You don’t have to be Michael Angelo to come along…just a love for drawing or a desire to move a step up from a stick man will do! £5 per person with juice and biccies included. The next classes are on 13th Sept from 2-6pm and 18th Sept from 7 – 10pm. We have an artist with us who can give you tips if you want them, but remember, you are not being tested or scrutinised! This is all about fun, creativity and relaxation.
Away from events now and just a couple of points before I leave you alone!
The last entry to the club for single guys is strictly 10.30pm and 11pm for couples/ladies. If you think that there is a chance you will be late, then you must call the club early in the evening to let us know so we will let you in. If you don’t do this, then you will not be admitted. This is to stop people getting loaded in town and then falling through our doors drunk, thus disrupting the connections between members that have been made and affecting the atmosphere.
From immediate effect, our car park gates will be closed from 11pm on a Saturday night and 12.30am on all other nights. This is for added security and a car park attendant will leave the building with you and open the gates for you. This has been put in place by Bookers who own the car park; we rent it by night and apparently their Head Office are getting twitchy about the gates being left open for anyone to walk in and out (sigh), so to keep the car park, this is what we have to now do!!! It is better for you as you can leave your car in complete peace of mind….it’s just more of a problem for us! Lol
2 of our playrooms are undergoing redecoration at the moment. It’s taking time purely because we are open so much in the day and night, but there may be the odd time when you smell a faint odour of paint, so apologies in advance…the hall, stairs and landings will also be getting a lovely fresh facelift too, so please bear with us; it will be worth it!
Don’t forget that you can hire our club for private meets, parties, photoshoots, Fetish play etc…it costs from £30 per hour with great discounts for half and full day hire as well as groups of people having a doo! If this doesn’t suit but you would like to invite your friends along to celebrate your birthday, then you can have your party with us on one of our regular swinging Fridays or Saturdays. You need to give me a guestlist and couples enjoy a £15 entry with guys enjoying a £20 entry…single ladies remain the same at £5. The birthday girl or boy gets a free entry This is a great way to celebrate amongst friends in a great club.
Here are the links to our relevant sites for you to find out more information on the club:
Townhouse swinging website – http://townhouseswingers.co.uk/
Townhouse fetish website – http://Townhousefetish.co.uk
Townhouse facebook page – https://www.facebook.com/pages/Townhouse-International/357332271062689
Thanks again all for choosing Townhouse, we really do appreciate it
Much love
Vicky and Jim xxx
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