GRAND NATIONAL!! Equestrian/Ladies ‘day’ BDSM event

It’s very nearly the Grand National weekend and as Townhouse is near enough on the doorstep of the hallowed turf of Aintree Racecourse, it’s only right that we hold our own alternative Grand National BDSM event.

So Ponies…we want to see you in your finery and maybe you will be selected for some dressage. Dominants, embrace the essence of the ‘national’ and bring along your bridles, bits, crops and riding boots for some themed play…maybe even some role play? If you are more about the fashion, then lets show the ‘ladies’ how us fetishists like to strut! Jodpurs, jackets and boots or maybe even glam it up and go for the big hats/fascinators with a fetish twist? My problem…which one of my gorgeous hats do I wear! I have a ‘thing’ for head gear if you hadn’t noticed already lol!

I will be handing out free drink tickets for most imaginative play, prettiest pony and we will be offering a free entry to the best dressed ‘lady’.

As Crabbies are the sponsors of the Grand National, we will be stocking some Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer which is yum! A little bit too easy to drink too! lol We will also be selling Pims in true ‘National’ traditional and there will be strawberry kebabs on the bar.

Remember that at the heart of our themed events is pure BDSM and play of all kinds is encouraged throughout our 4 floors and the theme is NEVER compulsory.

We will be offering overnight stays as usual and some of them have already been booked, so if you want to stay over, please contact me asap. It is £20 per couple, £15 per single for a private room or £10 per person for a semi shared room.

We already have lots of support for this event, so it’s going to be guddun!!
See you there!

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BOLLYWOOD PARTY @ Townhouse 28th March

Think bright colours, contagious music, spicy bites and you have the much anticipated Bollywood party @ Townhouse on 28th March!!

We are transforming our ground floor with brightly coloured drapes and Indian Extravagence! Bollywood movies will be playing and inspirational music will send you into a dancing frenzy! We will be offering a buffet with spicy additions as well as spicy snacks on the bar.

If you fancy dressing for the occasion, then Bollywood is all about bright colours! So hot pink, bright orange, sunshine yellow, royal blues, rich golds, bling, head dresses, garlands and decorative henna! Dressing up is never compulsory but it adds to the atmosphere when people make the effort, so we will be offering a sexy prize to the best dressed guest! 🙂

If you want to guarantee entry, please arrive before 10.30pm or you can even book a ticket on our secure ticketing site townhouse.ticketsource.co.uk

Nice and Naughty Swinging Party 21st March

Are you a good girl gone bad? Or pure of heart through and through? Are you the devil in disguise or as innocent as the day you were born? (yeh right!) lol

I’ll put my hand up and admit that I am Baaaddd!!!!! But naughty girls have more fun don’t they?!

Good or bad, join us for a night of devilish delights! The club will have a heavenly bar and hellish lounge, with naughty nibbles, fiery shots and heavenly cakes to tantilise your tastebuds! hehe

Maybe dress for the occasion? If you are from the naughty camp, dress in black and or red….if you ‘claim’ to be angelic, where something white, silver or gold. If your wings haven’t been clipped, show off their glory! Angels, demons, goddesses, gods and balthazars are more than welcome!

We are offering 20 couple tickets for just £15 for this event on a first come first served basis. You can claim your £15 ticket on our ticketing website http://www.townhouse.ticketsource.co.uk . Once they are gone, they are gone! So be quick and purchase your ticket now! Once they have gone, then you can pay on the door as normal and tickets will not be neccessary.

This is going to be a wicked night and we look forward to welcoming you!

Paddy’s Night Party 14th March

With so many Irish folk at Townhouse and Jim’s fambo being Irish, we always go mad for Paddy’s night and have a good old knees up!!

We are celebrating early and holding our party on Saturday 14th March. This year we are planning a Hooley, with Irish music playing in the bar and our DJ playing dance music for you to jig in the lounge. Nibbles on the bar and tables, green vodka jellies, Irish coffee and of course you are welcome to enjoy a pint of the black stuff. The club will be decorated to set the scene, but it would be good if our guests got into the spirit and dressed for the occasion The Irish tricolor is your inspiration or why not bring the luck of the Irish with you and be a naughty leprechaun!

Come along and get jiggy on the dancefloor before you get jiggy in our playrooms Enjoy the Craik with your fellow filthy kinksters and help us raise the roof! Our big saturdays have become so popular that we are advising all people who want to pay on the door to arrive before 10.30pm to guarantee entry. You also have the option to purchase tickets in advance which gives couples a slight discount but will guarantee you entry anytime before 11pm http://www.townhouse.ticketsource.co.uk

We are offering overnight stays at this event at our usual rates of £15 per single for a private room, £20 per couple and £10 per single for a semi shared room. These are very limited as I already have bookings, so be quick! Again, these can be booked direct with me or booked online via our ticketing service. This is going to be AWESOME and not to be missed!!!

Raise your glasses! –

Here’s to a long life and a merry one.

A quick death and an easy one.

A pretty girl and an honest one.

A cold beer and another one! –

The Irish Toast

Beannachtam na Feile Padraig

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