HALLOWEEN!! Crazy Carnival theme Swinging Party 31st Oct

We actually have 5 Halloween parties on at Townhouse this year, but the main event is on Halloween itself…which is a Saturday night!!

We have all sorts planned for this party which is the second busiest party night of the year, beaten only by New Year!! The theme Creepy Carnival is inspired by the morbid fascination people have with circus sideshows and fear of clowns!! The club will be decorated like a big top circus tent, with lots of macabre mind fuckery!

It would be great if everyone got into the ‘spirit’ of things and came in Halloween fancy dress, but this is not compulsory. If you want to go all out with the theme, your costumes could be creepy clowns, the bearded lady, the strong man, the ring master…any sort of circus ‘freak’ (for want of a more PC word). If you want to go more traditional, then ghouls, witches, vampires, mummies, demons & zombies are more than welcome!!!

Our DJ is with us pumpin out some tunes to get the dancefloor pumping and we are offering a scrummy buffet to keep your energy levels up! Not only are we offering all of this along with our usual fantastic Townhouse welcome and atmosphere, but we are also welcoming a highly respected Medium to the club who will be offering 121 readings for an additional fee of £20; these can be recorded. She will also be doing an hour long group/audience ‘show’, hoping to make contact on this All Hallows eve, when the planes of the dead and the living are said to collide and connections can be made. I think it’s shite myself, but that’s just me! pmsl!

We are looking for the funkiest, craziest and most inventive pumpkin! If you fancy getting creative, then bring your creation along, we will display it and then judge the winner later on in the night. The winner will get a free entry on the night! We are also offering a prize for the best Halloween costume…the prize is a voucher for 2 free entries to the club! Lastly, we want to see if we can set a club record of how many people we can get to do the Time Warp at 11pm!! There’s a free shot in it for you!!! lol

Apart from all this, it’s also a night for filthy fuckery!! Where else would you rather be guys?! All for our usual entry prices! This IS going to be very busy indeed. If you want to guarantee you entry PLEASE ARRIVE BEFORE 10PM!!!! We will also be offering you the option to purchase a ticket in advance which will also guarantee your entry. Overnight stays are available at our usual cheap as chips rates of £15 & £20..PM me to book a room.

***please note that due to the very high overheads at this party, loyalty cards will not be accepted to gain entry, thank you **


Guys, your support over the last month has been nothing short of AWESOME!!!!

Through tough times, you have all been there for us and we want to do something to say a HUGE thank you. So we are running a FREE ENTRY SWINGING PARTY on Saturday 3rd October!!!

This is a members only party and you must be able to present your membership card on arrival. As I expect this event to be in demand, I am taking names on a guestlist and only those on the guestlist will gain entry. This is to control numbers and we are capping the guestlist to 130 people.

There is no theme or gimic, just good old filth and debauchery! Come along and enjoy the club for what it is and meet friends old and new.

As this is a free entry night, we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol and buy from us instead. Towels will also be charged on this night at £1.00 each; but maybe just bring your own?

As this would be a good night for new members, we are reserving 6 x couple places for new couples. These will be charged at £20 per couple and you MUST book your place to get in. Please check out our information page for ID requirements, dress code etc… We are offering 8 Single guy places as usual and you MUST be an established member and hold a membership card. You need to book your place also to gain entry.

Please please only take a place if you can definitely make it as it would be a shame if you took a place that others could enjoy and not turn up.


BURLESQUE!! Bare all for Breast Cancer Swinging/Charity Event 26th Sept!!

This is a night NOT TO BE MISSED!!!

We have registered with Breast Cancer Care to run a charitable event – Burlesque, Bare All for Breast Cancer! We have arranged for 5 novice volunteers to take classes with a trained Burlesque teacher and they are currently working on routines to perform on this night!!! They are finding their inner diva and will be strutting the stage with the feather boas and corsets!! We will be inviting an established Burlesque dancer to perform too, making this an evening of tease and sex, not to be missed!!

Our usual entry prices apply and we will be donating a percentage of desk sales to the charity as well as doing raffles to raise funds. This is a swinging event as well, so once the performances have got you all hot under the collar, you can take advantage of our 4 floors of playspace to dance to your own tune!!

A max of 8 single guy places will be available and the guys must be etablished members and must book in. We will be offering a scrummy buffet as always and overnight stays!

PLEASE ARRIVE EARLY!!! I know I always say it for party nights, but I really do mean it!!! Some people have not taken me seriously in the past and have been turned away. If you arrive before 10pm you WILL be guaranteed entry.

See you all there and lets raise some money for a great charity, very close to my heart, whilst getting our rocks off!!! xxxx