After the phenomenal success of our last Free night, we are running another FREE ENTRY SWINGING PARTY on Saturday 16th January!!!

This is a members only party and you must be able to present your membership card on arrival. As I expect this event to be in demand, I am taking names on a guestlist and only those on the guestlist will gain entry. This is to control numbers and we are capping the guestlist to 130 people.

There is no theme or gimic, just good old filth and debauchery! Come along and enjoy the club for what it is and meet friends old and new.

As this is a free entry night, we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol and buy from us instead. Towels will also be charged on this night at £1.00 each; but maybe just bring your own?

As this would be a good night for new members, we are reserving 6 x couple places for new couples. These will be charged at £20 per couple and you MUST book your place to get in. Please check out our information page for ID requirements, dress code etc… We are offering 8 Single guy places as usual and you MUST be an established member and hold a membership card. You need to book your place also to gain entry.

If you want to make a night of it, why not stay over? We have private rooms and semi shared rooms for you to crash out and/or carry on the party. These rooms need to be booked an paid for in advance, so please email me on to book.

We will have a DJ on the night but as your entry is free, we will be leaving a donations bucket on reception to help pay towards the DJ….He obviously isn’t willing to work for nothing!! lol

Please please only take a place if you can definitely make it as it would be a shame if you took a place that others could enjoy and not turn up.



MILF Monday 11th Jan from 10.30am


After a long holiday, I am sure you will all be gagging for some filth?! Well as our little darlings won’t be back at school on our usual 1st Monday of the month, we are holding MILF Monday on the 11th Jan instead, to make sure all of our MILF’s who have schoolchildren get a chance for a ‘fix’!! lol

MILF Monday is now the busiest and most talked about daytime event in the area with numbers around the 80-100 mark. As many of our MILF’s are greedy girls, we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request, so this event will be top heavy with guys. If you don’t like the idea of all that testosterone, don’t come!

This is a guestlist only event in order for us to monitor numbers and keep that 3:1 ratio, so please ensure you get your name down asap as the list closes once we are full.

As it’s the new year, we are offering our single ladies a FREE ENTRY for this event only…again, you MUST be on the guestlist to receive your free entry, so please let us know if you are coming along. If you walk in on the day girls, you pay the regular £10. Couples will receive a £5 entry, rather than £10 as the lady is free. Couples MUST have a verified couples profile on Social Swinging or a Couples membership at Townhouse.

This is an amazing day with LOADS of playing from pretty early on, so it’s no surprise that there is a queue at the door to get in! lol So you are best getting to us as close to the opening time of 10.30am. As our MILF’s need to get back to the school gates in the afternoon, the event finishes at 3.30pm.

Guys, you don’t need to be a member for this party, just get on the list! It’s just £10 entry and you will need to bring ID. If you haven’t been before, then we have a cracking blog for you to take a look at to find out more ABOUT MILF MONDAY.

This event is over a year old and continues to be an amazing success with sexy ladies and horny guys! It is a well run event and Townhouse put on loads of staff to ensure that everyone is enjoying their day and the crowds are controlled!! lol

Our reputation preceeds us, but if you haven’t been, come and see for yourself!!!

See you there!! xxx

LAST BLAST Swinging Party 23rd Dec

Townhouse shuts it’s doors for a week to let the hard working staff have a rest and enjoy their Christmas with their family, but before we do, we are having a Last Blast!!!!! lol!

To get our festivities off with a bang, we are opening this event to a limited number of non member single males to come in as guests. We are also offering free places to single ladies and reduced entry for single guys as a little Christmas kiss from us

So, this is a swinging party and greedy girls are very welcome as always, but this really is open to everybody, so don’t think the night is not for you if you are not greedy!!

We will have festive nibbles on the bar, free punch and if Townhouse can dig out some Christmas porn, they’ll even stick that on!! Couples, ladies and single male members do not need to book but for non member guys to claim a place, please email us and we will confirm your place.

Entry on this night only is:

Single fems FREE, Couples £5, TGirls £10, Single male members £10, Single male non members £20.

You may bring your own booze if you like or you can buy from our very cheap bar. Towels and condoms are available free of charge as always.

Let’s bring Christmas in with a bit of Townhouse class and loads of filth!!!

So who’s in? xxx

ps: Townhouse re-opens on Weds 30th Dec


It’s always the biggest party night of the year with an early capacity crowd and our NORMAL PRICES APPLY! So £25 per couple, £5 per female, £10 per Tgirl and £30 per single (8 single guys max who must be members and must book. Loyalty cards will not be accepted for free entry.

There is no theme, so no need to spend on special outfits, just bring your beautiful selves in all your glory and party!!!

As always, we will have a scrummy buffet and the club will be decorated with lots of little extras for you to enjoy.There will be nibbles on the bar and coffee tables and a glass of bubbly at midnight.

Our DJ will be playing us upto the countdown at midnight and as always, we will have a firework display outside.

Bring your own booze if you want to keep costs down or you can purchase from our highly subsidised bar. We are doing overnights but some rooms have already gone, so you will need to be quick. Overnights are £15 per person, whether you are a couple or single. So if you fancy carrying on the party after hours with the staff, then PM me!!

Come and join us for the party of the year!!! It’s always a brilliant night guaranteed!

Vic xxx ps you MUST be in before 10pm xx

Townhouse BIG Christmas Party!! 19th Dec

It’s Christmassssssss!!!!!!!

Our BIG Christmas party is always a special night filled with Frivolity, Frolics and Filth!!!! We will be laying on an extra special buffet, free cocktails, a DJ will be getting your feet tapping and there will be lots of little Christmassy extras! Maybe wear something red to get into the Christmas spirit or maybe just drink some Christmas spirit instead!!! lol

We will be offering overnight stays and these need to be booked directly with the club, so please call/email us. We are offering tickets to those who want to book in advance to secure their place and these can be purchased on our ticketing site You can still pay on the door but you MUST be in before 10pm please.

This is ALWAYS a busy night and a great way to start your sexy Christmas celebrations!

See you there! xxx