SPECIAL MILF Monday 4th July !

It’s 4th July and we are having a week of Porn in the USA events at the club, starting on 2nd July, as it’s one of our most popular events!

The club will be adorned with Red, White and Blue/Star and Stripes, so it would be great if people followed the theme and maybe wore something in these colours/patterns….there’s a drink in it for you! It’s not compulsory though, so don’t fret! lol

So MILF Monday is still an amazingly popular party after 20 months and people travel from far and wide to join us! You just need to be on the guestlist and non members are very welcome

As this may be the last MILF Monday some of our ladies can attend before the sprogs break up from school, I am offering all ladies a FREE entry so you can enjoy a ‘last blast’ before the hols (couples would therefore be a fiver). So tell your friends and see if we can entice some new ladies to come along!

As usual our guys can enjoy this event for just £10 entry!!!

If you haven’t been to MILF Monday before, we go for a 3:1 guy to girl ratio as some of our girls are greedy girls, however, more couples are coming along who just like to meet the one guy, so don’t let this put you off We have a great blog which tells you more about MILF Monday (ID, dress code, parking etc..) Here is the link  https://townhouseswingers.wordpress.com/about-milf-monday/

I will put some nibbles out and we are offering a free Sunset Boulevard cocktail to anyone who wants one, in keeping with our USA theme. Jack Daniels is also being sold for £1.00 per shot all this week.

This is a BUSY event, so I advise you to arrive early to get the most out of your day!

So….4th July

10.30am til 3.30pm

£10 for guys, FREE for all ladies

Free nibbles

Free cocktail

A day of f*uckery and frolics

Drop the binlids at school, wangle a day/couple of hours off work and get your sexy bottoms to Townhouse!!

Over to you….lets get this list started!!!!



Couples and Single females Party 10th June

Sassy and Stu know how to throw a party!!!!!! They are hosting their second Couples & Single Females Party @ Townhouse on the 10th June 2016. It’s a Beach Party theme so if you fancy getting your swimwear on or your beach wrap, then please feel free!! The theme is not compulsory so it’s up to you entirely!
Doors open @ 8.30pm-3am, last entry to the club is 10.30pm.
There will be a FREE BUFFET, FREE RAFFLE & DJ.
Its couples & single females ONLY (couples must have  couples profile on a swinging site that is verified or have a couples Townhouse membership). If you are not a member of Townhouse, please bring 2 forms of ID.
Townhouse has a fully licensed, well stocked bar and as this is a private party (Sass and Stu have hired the club) you CANT bring your own drink, ALL drinks must be purchased from Townhouse.
Couples – £25
Single fems – £10
Overnight stays are available on this night at a cost of only £15pp. If you are interested in this, message us and we will point you in the right direction.
You will need £10 deposit for your locker. The number on your key is the number which you purchase drinks on. At the end of the night you hand your locker key back and pay your tab..

You must be on the guestlist to gain entry with this being a private party. So please email us on infotownhouse@aol.com to get on the guestlist

See you there! xxx

Sunday Spit Roast 5th June from 4pm

The 1st Sunday of every month is our Sunday Spit Roast Swinging party from 4pm until 10pm, so it’s handy if you have work the next day! 😀

So ditch the fambo and get yourselves along for a last blast before the new working week! It’s cheap too! £10 per couple and single guy, £5 for single females and non member single guys are £20 but you need to book in.

The weather looks like it could be nice too, so you could get naked in our yarden or enjoy some outdoor fun?! 😀 😀

We will be on the desk for this party to welcome you in! See you there!

Vic and Jim xx


MILF Monday 6th June…birthday season!

Time has caught up with me and already it’s time to list MILF Monday again! It’s scary how quick these months are going.

Come and join us for one of the most talked about daytime events in the North! Always busy and always filthy! It’s a long established event pulling in an average of 80-90 people.Non members are more than welcome as always, you just need to be on our guestlist

If you haven’t been before, we work on a 3:1 guy to girl ratio as some of our girls are very greedy! So if you are a shy guy, then this may not be for you! lol  It starts early too at 10.30am and there’s always loads of people outside waiting for the gates to open so you are best arriving early; last entry is 1pm and we close at 3.30pm in time for the school bell!!

There are a couple of birthdays in June and so we are offering a light buffet for this party which will be opened at around midday…there will also be cake So you can refuel after round one! PMSL

It’s cheap too at just £10 per single guy/girl/couple!!! So guys, girls and couples all pay the same. If you want to book in as a couple, then you must have a couples profile on a swinging site that is verified or have a Townhouse couples membership with both parties named on it.

I already have a substantial list for this party as people tend to book in advance. I will close the list if we start getting up to capacity, so get your names down!

I will be on the desk to welcome you in as always, so I will see you there!!

Vic xxx