New night bus service from Sept back to Liverpool

Great news for those who need to get back to Liverpool from the club at the weekend!

Stagecoach are starting a night service which stops just down the road from the club and will take you into Liverpool City Centre 🙂 It will stop at our bus stop at around 2.25am and 3.55am. Even if you have an onward journey elsewhere in the city, it will save you some taxi fares and tunnel money; I believe there may be other night buses going elsewhere from Liverpool into the surrounding areas.

It is also worth noting that there is a service running in the opposite direction dropping customers off at Ellesmere Port and Chester. I’ve just checked the times and the last bus to Chester (via ellesmere port) stops at our nearest bus stop at about 1.54am and the last/next bus to Ellesmere port only is 3.24am

Details can be found here 🙂

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/new-weekend-cross-river-night-11792717

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Staff Wanted!!

Due to the clubs success, some people moving on to better things and more days/nights on our calendar, we need more staff!

I am looking for somebody quite specific though, so please read this before contacting us!

We already have core staff who take most of the shifts available. What we are looking for is a person who can fill in for us and take maybe 1 shift a week..sometimes more depending on holidays and sickness.

The main thing for me is that you need to be an established member of Townhouse. You need to understand fetish, swinging and our LGBT members needs. You need to be flexible and not afraid to work your socks off at times.

The most important thing is that you fit into our little family. We work well as a team and have each others backs, so I don’t want to disrupt the balance we enjoy at Townhouse. So you could be the best bar person in the world, but if I don’t think you will fit into our team, I won’t offer you the job.

The work is not just bar work….AND it is work!!! I am sick of people floating in, thinking that it’s all about having a good time and dropping shifts when it doesn’t fit in with their lives. Our staff are workers…not on a jolly! You drop me…I drop you, simple.

You need to be charismatic, be able to make conversation when you have a few nervous newbies at the bar on a quiet night not speaking to one another. You need to help people gel together and get each other talking. You need to have a banter, take friendly jibes and give it back, but diplomatically. You need to be very open minded!! I don’t mean about sexuality, gender, kink etc…I mean about what people choose to do when they are at Townhouse. You could be pouring drinks at one end of the bar whilst somebody gives a blowjob at the other end of the bar. You CANNOT be shocked or have opinions on other peoples shit.

I don’t want quiet wallflowers, I don’t want overt divas, I don’t want people who just want to earn extra money, I don’t want slackers, I don’t want people who will just turn up, do a job and go home.

The Townhouse staff are special and love the club as much as we do. They do it because they want it to succeed and will give a bit extra to ensure that the punters have a good night.

The job isn’t just bar work. You need to be physically able to run up and down the stairs several times through the night. So if you have limited mobility, this is not for you. You will be changing mucky beds, picking up used condoms, cleaning up others people cake and food (!), cleaning toilets, changing hand/toilet rolls & dealing with difficult customers who may break the rules.

You will need to be ok handling meat as you will be making a shit load of toasties.

You need to be a good sport as some people will grind you down.

You need to be a counsellor as some people treat the staff as therapists…really!

You need to have an attention to detail as I am a stickler for it…I like things done a certain way…people notice the small things and it’s very important to me.

You need to drive or be driven…you can’t drop shifts coz you haven’t got a lift and can’t get home.

You need to be ok working on full steam until 3.15am.

You need to be local, so within 40 mins MAX

It would be beneficial if you can handle your ale as we go on benders as a team and it gets messy! A love and knowledge of gin would also be good, but not essential.

Once you commit to a shift, you should do it unless you are dying or contagious.

I can’t stand flaky people….if you are ‘precious’ you need not apply.

You need to be flirty. Our swingers like to hear how good they look.

You need to be tactile. We like to hug and our customers like it too. If you have a problem with personal space, you won’t like our narrow bar.

You need to be over 18

I would prefer someone who doesn’t already have a full time job or a job that needs you to get up early after a 3.15am finish. Those who have a job already need to treat this with as much importance as their other job (s) and if you let me down because you are tired/stressed/overworked elsewhere , you won’t last long. Having small children is not an excuse to not do a shift unless they are ill. If you have small children, make sure you have a list of babysitters to help you out. If you don’t…don’t apply. You need to turn up with a smile on your face, even when you feel like shit and I don’t want sagging behind the bar, yawning and checking phones every 5 minutes. You are on point or not at all.

You need to answer to Me. I’m actually really nice and a good boss until you really piss me off.

I will give preference to males (or those who identify as male) at this stage as we are female heavy, but if you are female and I think you fit the bill, then you get the job regardless

Don’t whine at me over discrimination over disability, being a parent or gender as we are classed as a ‘private members club’ with certain employment terms and we don’t need to follow the same legislation as other businesses.

If you still fancy it, email me infotownhouse@aol.com.

If I say No to you, don’t be insulted, I just may feel that you won’t fit into our current team. If you are NOT an established member, DON’T CONTACT ME .

Thank you

Vicky xx

HAWAIIAN TIKI BAR SWINGING PARTY 27th AUGUST!

TIKI FLYER

It’s our HAWAIIAN TIKI BAR PARTY and we are so excited!!!!

So what’s a TIKI Bar?

Think Polynesian Tropical colours, Tiki lanterns, cheesy drinks umbrellas/ plastic monkey stirrers, Mai Tai and Zombie cocktails and gorgeous food.

This is a swinging party with a tropical difference and if you fancy wearing Hawaiian shirts, grass skirts, flowers in your hair or Lei garlands, that is your prerogative! Dressing up in never compulsory though, so just bring your usual glamourous selves if you wish!

So …

There will be dancing (and lots of it, so bring comfy shoes! Lol)

There will be good food (pulled pork, crusty rolls, rice, chicken wings fruit salads)

There will be cocktails (Mai Tai, Zombies, Dark and Stormy, Pina Colada)

There will be cool décor (ok maybe a bit cheesy)

There will be a prize!! (best dressed in Hawaiian costume gets a free entry)

There will be filth!! (well it’s a swinging party afterall!!)

£20 per couple before 9.30pm. £25 after 9.30pm – £30 for single guys , 8 places for members only (I only have a few left) – £5 for ladies

£15 for overnight stays if you want to make a night of it!

Come and hula over to Townhouse for Jiggy Jiggy Hawaiian style!

See you there!  Vic xx

MILF MONDAY 5th SEPTEMBER – Back to School

We are 2/3rds of the way through the summer holidays and the parents out there must be ready to blow a fuse!! So here is something to keep you going and something for you to look forward to! lol

Monday 5th September is our much anticipated MILF Monday event from 10.30am til 3.30pm. It is a Back to School theme so any ladies who dress as a naughty school girl, will receive a free entry. It’s not compulsory though, so please don’t think that you will be the odd one out if you don’t dress up…it’s just a bit of fun You can get changed on arrival, just tell me you have your outfit when you book in and I will give you your free entry. It could be something as simple as a white blouse, tie, short skirt and bunches in your hair!

For those who don’t want to dress up and for all of our guys and couples it’s £10 entry. You will need to bring ID with you or your membership card. Driving license ID is preferable or a passport and utility bill.

Our dark room will be making a return as it was such a hit last time!! We will have air conditioning units in there though and we will endeavour to get a second set of steps up to the top level beds! Thanks for your feedback on your last dark room jaunt so we could improve your experience for this time I will even try and get us some glow in the dark condoms hehehe

If you haven’t been to MILF Monday before, we go for a 3:1 guy to girl ratio as some of our girls are ‘greedy’ and like to meet several guys in one day, so we need more guys! lol If you are brand new, the amount of guys and testosterone may be full on… you were warned! haha

The event is well managed with staff walking the landings regularly, making sure everyone has condoms, changing sheets and making sure everyone is having a great day within the rules of the event; our ladies always feel safe at this event and many come alone.

For first timers, please read our main MILF Monday blog  for important info on the day https://townhouseswingers.wordpress.com/about-milf-monday/

This is a GUESTLIST ONLY event, so please email me at infotownhouse@aol.com to go on the list.

See you all there and I have a feeling that this will be busy as I already have loads of names; it seems you’re all going stir crazy with the brats…erm little darlings.

See you all there

Vic xx

Rubber Rebellion Fetish event 18th Sept

This is not a Townhouse event. This is a private party but all are welcome: please read on! 😉

Townhouse is being taken over by rubberists, led by the wonderful Mistress Empathy!! This is her new event and she is hiring the club to run the event! I am sharing her events details here so you all know what it’s all about; tell your friends 😀

Imagine men, women, old folks, young people, pets of all genders enjoying the wonderful feeling of skintight rubber and feeling so… rubbery and free. Imagine rubber nickers and leggings hanging in the lingerie department of M&S amongst vanilla lacy knickers? Picture rubber strap on dildos and gimp masks in plentiful supply at your local Morrisons.

What a wonderful world it could be. Everyone covered in head to toe rubber. We can make it happen, people, and it starts right here with the first RUBBER REBELLION – the biggest gathering of rubber rebels the North West has ever seen at TOWNHOUSE, Tranmere in the Wirral on Sunday 18 September from 12pm-8pm.

Enjoy a beautiful, relaxed, full day of fabulous erotic play, workshops, socializing and events whilst showing off in your best, skintight, shiny rubber. Mistress Empathy and her guest pro dommes will be taking care of cheeky single, rubber boys and girls in Townhouse’s beautifully equipped playrooms which include:
Fully kitted out medieval dungeon with torture racks, prison cells, gibbet cage, bondage bed, flogging bench and padded isolation cell
A rubber room with rotating bondage wheel, rubber sling and bondage torture chair
A medical room with pneumatic dental examination chair
Dungeon masters will be on hand to ensure folks get up to mischief whilst also making sure that everyone who wants to play, gets to play and no-one hogs the best kit. Rubber Rebellion Ambassadors will be on hand to make sure nobody feels ‘outside the circle’. Don’t be shy people, we are here to mingle. Some of the UK best rubber crafts people will be in attendance at our mini craft fair showing off their latest wonderful products. Our rubber enclosure experts will be encasing lucky rubberists who have always wanted to be sucked tight in a rubber vac bed or sealed up in a lovely tight rubber bag.

Dress to impress. Prizes for the winner of the best dressed rubberist on the day during our latex fashion parade.

Enjoy electro, rope and mummification demonstrations throughout the day. Private areas for you and your partner to ‘get down’ in your rubber. A fully stocked paying bar serving alcohol and food throughout the day. A clean changing room and showers to slap on that dressing aid and squiggle your way into your rubber. Relax after play in Townhouse’s wonderful hot tub and sauna.

This is it, people, the most exciting rubber event the North West has ever seen and for one day only in September, rubber is compulsory at the Townhouse Rubber Rebellion although full coverage is not necessary. Street clothes without any form of rubber may stop your admission into the event. Just please make an effort folks, out of respect to others.

A full list of activities, traders, guest dommes will be announced very soon and tickets will be sold on a first-come-first-served basis with a limit of 90 attendees.

Tickets available HERE at £17 each booked in advance. Rubber Rebellion Tickets also available on the door at £20 each (subject to availability)

Accommodation is available at Townhouse for those requiring it.

All genders and orientations welcome. Over 18s only.

No cameras. Our Rebellious photographer will be available on the day of the event.
Up the Rebellion!

 

‘RAINBOW’ Swinging Party Saturday 6th August

August is all about LGBT Pride in the Northwest with some cracking Pride events taking place. Townhouse has a massive LGBT membership who stand alongside our Swinging members on a nightly basis; we are proud  to be truly inclusive at Townhouse.

This party is NOT a gay/bi party, it is a swinging party but like every other Saturday, our LGBT members are more than welcome to come along and enjoy our warm welcome. However this party is all about camping it up! We will be decorated in all colours of the rainbow and will be playing the campest music imaginable!! Think YMCA, Gloria Gaynor, Abba and Gaga! lol

This is our way of celebrating the diversity of our members and the safehaven that many people find at Townhouse.

So lets, sing, swing and sex it up!

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