Yes it’s been 2 years since our very first MILF Monday! How time flies when you’re having____________ (insert rude comment) lol
I thought I’d leave the event listing until nearer the event as we have so many people placing their names on the list early and then can’t come. So if you want to come and you can definitely make it, email me email@example.com.
So what’s happening this time at MILF Monday? As it’s our anniversary, we will be providing a light buffet around 12.30pm so you can go off and play, then come back and refuel for round 2! lol We will be bringing back the dark room as it seems to have become a den of iniquity on MILF Mondays! Also as it’s a special event, our ladies will receive a half price entry and a free entry if they introduce a new female to MILF Monday
For those who haven’t been before, this is a FANBLOODYTASTIC daytime party and probably the busiest daytime event in the northwest now with numbers averaging between 80 & 100 people throughout the day. Some of our ladies are greedy girls, so at their request, we go for a 3:1 guy to girl ratio. So if you’re a shy guy, you may want to muster some courage before you attend! lol
The event is highly staffed and therefore well managed, so we never get any hassle and the day always runs smoothly with everyone walking out with a huge grin on their faces.You don’t need to be a member, you just need to be on the guestlist to attend and bring ID with you.
10.30am til 3.30pm
£10 entry for guys and couples£5 entry for ladies Free for ladies if you bring a new female guest with you
You can have your cake and eat it at Townhouse on 30th Sept!!
We have been having a month of Charity at Townhouse and it all ends on this day with us raising money for Macmillan Cancer Support whilst having some daytime delight!
I’m sure you have heard of the Macmillan coffee mornings where people bring cake to share with others and donate an entry fee to the gathering? Well we will be opening the club at 11am for you to join us until 3.30pm.
What we ask is that you book a place, you don’t need to be a member and either
1/ bring cake and pay £5 entry
2/ don’t bring cake and pay £10 entry
We will be donating £5 from everyone’s entry to Macmillan, so if you bring cake, that’s 100% of your entry. The idea is that you bake a cake but if you’re like me, it would be inedible so a bought cake is fine; just let me know when booking a place if you are bringing cake or not
We will offer you a tea or coffee free of charge and we will have some other little fundraisers on the day which are optional.This is not just a coffee and cake day, it is a play day! So singles, greedy girls, MILFs, couples, TGirls..you are all welcome. Use our hot tub, sauna, dungeons, playrooms…then come back to the bar for more cake and coffee to refuel for round 2, 3 & 4!!! lol
We LOVE Halloween at Townhouse and go all out every year to make it a fantastic time for all! The club is usually decorated in early October and the celebrations begin well before the 31st October! lol
Our yearly theme continues throughout the whole month, culminating in a Grand Party on the last Saturday which is a lock in as it gets so busy!
The theme this year is Grotesque Burlesque! So the club will be decorated in Theatrical, Opulent weirdness! Feathers, masks, long torn drapes and ghosts will be haunting the corridors.
Saturday 29th October, will be our Grand Halloween Party and we will be welcoming Dolly Derriere to perform Burlesque in her imitable style. We will offer a luxurious buffet, a creepy cocktail on tap, burlesque music in the bar and dance music with our DJ in the main lounge. All of this should get you in the mood for some fun and filth upstairs
£30 single guys (8 places only)
Loyalty cards will not be accepted for entry I’m afraid due to the very high overheads. Single guys must be members and must book their place in advance.
This WILL be a very busy night and we advise everyone to be in by 10pm to avoid disappointment. We will be offering tickets to purchase in advance if you want to guarantee your place at a slightly cheaper price, but you may still pay on the door…just note that 10pm arrival time! HERE is the link if you wish to purchase a ticket
We are offering overnights for those who want to make a night of it for £15pp; book directly with me firstname.lastname@example.org.
Fancy dress is not compulsory but being a burlesque theme, you can be gracefully sexy or grotesquely scary!!
This is a night not to be missed for a Halloween to remember!
Wow these end of month parties come around quickly!! lol
We’re milking the back to school theme as we’re just a load of perves who can’t resist the schoolie look!! lol BUT for those who don’t fancy wearing a short skirt and tie, we are also incorporating a PROM party too; so you can also glam it up in your best frocks and clobber! 😉 I will be handing out prizes for best dressed couple and single.
We will have some ‘spiked’ punch, a scrummy buffet and sweeties and of course a school disco with some 80’s, 90’s and 00’s classics!
These parties are always VERY popular, so I advise that you arrive before 10.30pm to guarantee your entry.
As always we offer 8 single guy places to members only and you must book your place in advance.
We are also offering overnights for those who want to make a night of it at just £15 per person and you can book in directly with me; some of our rooms are already booked out, so get in touch asap! 🙂
Some sad person thought that they would stir trouble and make false accusations to the local Fire officer about our premises. We are fully legal and above board at Townhouse so people can try all they like to cause trouble…jealous rivals we think! lol So just to prove to our loyal customers that you are safe at Townhouse when you visit, here is a copy of our recent fire check, which we passed with no problems or concerns raised whatsoever.
It’s time for our ever popular All Female party @ Townhouse!
It’s always a busy one and is open to all females, regardless of your sexuality; so don’t feel that you can’t come if you are straight!! lol The event is all about escapism, enjoying some downtime with other females and Indulging in some luxuries, fun and for those who want it…filth I have fond memories of our last Indulgence when there were at least 16-20 of us naked ladies rolling around in one room lol !
The theme this month is Back to School, so it would be good to see our girlies dressed as school girls as a bit of fun…or maybe you see yourself as Headmistress, or PE teacher Miss Whiplash? I will give out a free entry to our best fancy dress
Sooo, this time we will have our bouncy castle again, while the weather is still mild. It seems to be a huge hit with all of our girls and I think there would be anarchy if I didn’t get it in again! lol Naked or otherwise, the bouncy castle is always a scream!! Quite literally!
Our therapist will be with us offering Indian Head Massage and Reiki, just book your free therapy on arrival as she gets booked up pretty quickly.
I am hoping to have a very talented lady with us offering body art/painting. She is amazingly talented and if you have seen her in the club, you would have seen evidence of her talents as she is always adorned! So book in directly with her to get some unique body art!
I will have our karaoke set up so you can help yourself and tune up!! lol Maybe get a little group of your friends together and have a go at stuff you haven’t done before for a laugh! lol
Our Twister will be set up as will our giant ‘dare’ jenga
Finally, there will be indulgent treats on the bar for you to help yourself!
Doors Open at 6.30pm and we close at 1.30am. It’s just £10 per person and we ask that you purchase your drinks from the bar.Overnights will be available for those who want to make a night of it at £15 per person; please book with me directly email@example.com