Cake & Play – Macmillan Coffee Morning 30th Sept 11am – 3.30pm

You can have your cake and eat it at Townhouse on 30th Sept!!

We have been having a month of Charity at Townhouse and it all ends on this day with us raising money for Macmillan Cancer Support whilst having some daytime delight!

I’m sure you have heard of the Macmillan coffee mornings where people bring cake to share with others and donate an entry fee to the gathering? Well we will be opening the club at 11am for you to join us until 3.30pm.

What we ask is that you book a place, you don’t need to be a member and either

1/ bring cake and pay £5 entry

2/ don’t bring cake and pay £10 entry

We will be donating £5 from everyone’s entry to Macmillan, so if you bring cake, that’s 100% of your entry. The idea is that you bake a cake but if you’re like me, it would be inedible so a bought cake is fine; just let me know when booking a place if you are bringing cake or not

We will offer you a tea or coffee free of charge and we will have some other little fundraisers on the day which are optional.This is not just a coffee and cake day, it is a play day! So singles, greedy girls, MILFs, couples, are all welcome. Use our hot tub, sauna, dungeons, playrooms…then come back to the bar for more cake and coffee to refuel for round 2, 3 & 4!!! lol

Soooo….30th Sept

11 til 3.30pm

ALL welcome

£5 with cake

£10 without cake

Bring ID or membership card

MUST book a place

Eat. Drink. Play

Over to you!!




We LOVE Halloween at Townhouse and go all out every year to make it a fantastic time for all! The club is usually decorated in early October and the celebrations begin well before the 31st October! lol

Our yearly theme continues throughout the whole month, culminating in a Grand Party on the last Saturday which is a lock in as it gets so busy!

The theme this year is Grotesque Burlesque! So the club will be decorated in Theatrical, Opulent weirdness! Feathers, masks, long torn drapes and ghosts will be haunting the corridors.

Saturday 29th October, will be our Grand Halloween Party and we will be welcoming Dolly Derriere to perform Burlesque in her imitable style. We will offer a luxurious buffet, a creepy cocktail on tap, burlesque music in the bar and dance music with our DJ in the main lounge. All of this should get you in the mood for some fun and filth upstairs

Entry Prices

£25 couples

£10 ladies

£30 single guys (8 places only)

Loyalty cards will not be accepted for entry I’m afraid due to the very high overheads. Single guys must be members and must book their place in advance.

This WILL be a very busy night and we advise everyone to be in by 10pm to avoid disappointment. We will be offering tickets to purchase in advance if you want to guarantee your place at a slightly cheaper price, but you may still pay on the door…just note that 10pm arrival time! HERE is the link if you wish to purchase a ticket

We are offering overnights for those who want to make a night of it for £15pp; book directly with me

Fancy dress is not compulsory but being a burlesque theme, you can be gracefully sexy or grotesquely scary!!

This is a night not to be missed for a Halloween to remember!

See you all there!

Vicky xx


Wow these end of month parties come around quickly!! lol

We’re milking the back to school theme as we’re just a load of perves who can’t resist the schoolie look!! lol BUT for those who don’t fancy wearing a short skirt and tie, we are also incorporating a PROM party too; so you can also glam it up in your best frocks and clobber! 😉 I will be handing out prizes for best dressed couple and single.back-to-school-flyer

We will have some ‘spiked’ punch, a scrummy buffet and sweeties and of course a school disco with some 80’s, 90’s and 00’s classics!

These parties are always VERY popular, so I advise that you arrive before 10.30pm to guarantee your entry.

As always we offer 8 single guy places to members only and you must book your place in advance.

We are also offering overnights for those who want to make a night of it at just £15 per person and you can book in directly with me; some of our rooms are already booked out, so get in touch asap! 🙂

See you there!!

Fire Safety Check – Passed with flying colours

Some sad person thought that they would stir trouble and make false accusations to the local Fire officer about our premises. We are fully legal and above board at Townhouse so people can try all they like to cause trouble…jealous rivals we think! lol So just to prove to our loyal customers that you are safe at Townhouse when you visit, here is a copy of our recent fire check, which we passed with no problems or concerns raised whatsoever. 20160907_171401