FREE ENTRY SATURDAY – Members Party 12th November

A lot of you already know about this FREE ENTRY party as we’ve been talking about it at the club, but now it’s official!

As you all know by now, this event is in massive demand and is a strict GUESTLIST only party so I can keep an eye on numbers…we don’t want to be uncomfortably busy or go over our capacity!

So, you need to be a member AND have your membership card in hand. If you want to come, please state your interest  by emailing us

We are limiting single guys to 8 and again you must be established members with a membership card in hand.

We’ll have our DJ with us and some nibbles on the bar as usual; we will also be offering overnights if you fancy making a night of it and carrying on the fun it’s £15 per person to stay over with free parking in a locked car park, towels, robes, smellies and a bit of brekkie in the morning

As this would be a great night for newbies who want to attend on a party night,we will be offering 6 places for new couples at a charge of £20, so contact me to take one of these places.


12th November from 8.30pm



Dancing, filth and fun

Be there!

Over to you!! xxxx


BUXOM BABES BBW Party 17th November

After lots of requests for a BBW event at Townhouse, we have teamed up with a gorgeous BBW member of Townhouse to bring you Buxom Babes!

EVERYBODY is welcome, but we are extending a special invite to women who believe they have curves to die for and those who admire them!

Come along and flaunt your assets to those who love to watch you strut your stuff and will lavish in your gorgeousness!

Everybody is welcome to join us including non members, just bring some ID

Entry prices :Couples £10, Single guys £10, Single females £5, TGirls £5, Single guy NON members £20.

We ask that you don’t bring your alcohol and instead purchase from our very well stocked, subsidised bar. You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels and condoms are available free of charge.


Thurs 17th November

7.30pm til 1.30am

See you there! xxx


It’s our last Indulgence event of the year!

Indulgence is an ALL FEMALE party @ Townhouse! It’s open to all females, regardless of your sexuality; so don’t feel that you can’t come if you are straight! The event is all about escapism, enjoying some downtime with other females and Indulging in some luxuries, fun and for those who want it…filth.

We thought we would step away from the usual pampering fest and ramp up the silly fun, so our theme for this event is Slumber Party.

We have roped Jim into helping us with den building… so think a heap of duvets and sheets in the Moroccan room, blanket caves and a load of ladies getting up to all manner of things. Whilst in our duvet hideouts, we will have a bit of a movie night; perhaps some classic girly films or maybe some horror? Popcorn and munchies are guaranteed. There HAS to be slumber party games so will be truth and daring and spinning that bottle. The slumber scene for those that want to join in, will take place in one or two rooms, so the rest of the club will be den free for socialising, fet play and sexiness.

There are whispers of vajazzling kits being available for us too, so any women that fancy sprucing up their lady garden, or their lady decking, then we can have a giggle doing those.

We will have the fire pit/chiminea set up outside for smore and marshmallow roasting.

While you’re in your sexy bed wear… we have a published photographer who will be setting up a boudoir studio for any ladies that would like some new profile images taken. This is complimentary but a time slot will need to be booked. The photographer is male. He’s an experienced glamour photographer and there will be staff on hand should you need any direction or moral support.

Feel free to bring your sleeping bag and jammie.

Doors Open at 6.30pm and we close at 1.30am.

It’s just £10 per person and we ask that you purchase your drinks from the bar.

Overnights will be available for those who want to make a night of it at £15 per person; please book directly

MILF Monday 7th November!

MILF Monday enters it’s 3rd year of successful Daytime Debauchery….want to join us?!

The next MILF Monday is 7th November starting at the usual time of 10.30am and finishing just in time for the school bell at 3.30pm.

This is an event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys; some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request 😉   This isn’t an event for couples to meet up…that’s a separate event which will be released soon.

Our dark room will be back by popular demand with glow in the dark light sabres….erm condoms available free of charge, as are all of our other condoms.

This is a VERY busy event and is now one of the most popular daytime events in the North with people travelling from all corners of the UK to join us; word has obviously spread! 😉  We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strikes rule for people who waste places.

It’s £10 entry per single/couple…men and women all pay the same. For couples to qualify for the £10 entry, you will need a Townhouse Couples membership or an established, verified couples profile on a swinging websitemilf. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.

Non members are very welcome, you just need to bring ID with you, i.e a driving licence; members bring along your membership card 😀

As for parking, there’s tons of free parking just across the road off the A41 on the Turbine Business Park and surrounding areas; please don’t park in Bookers Car park or on Union Street…ta 😉

This is a day of filthy fun suitable for newbies as well as seasoned players!! So come along and join us for what is always a fabulous event

See you there!!


Rocky Horror ‘Sing a long’ – Projector is working! Stress over lol

We have a sing a long Rocky Horror night on Friday 21st Oct and we have a group of actors coming along hoping to have the movie projected onto our 7ft screen. Well our projector is older than our laptop and to get the two communicating has been a NIGHTMARE!

Anyway after lots of cursing, gin, deliberating and Googling, we managed to get it sorted and we are ready to goooo!!! YAY! Can you tell I’m happy? hahaha

I may just have to have another gin to celebrate! I’m not working tonight so what the hell?! lol

It’s going to be an awesome night if you fancy a dance, sing and a giggle

Vicky xxx


FLASH SALE! Saturday Night Swinging 22nd Oct – Discounted entry

Saturdays are always fantastic with a great mix of people! But for this Saturday only, we are having a Flash Sale and we are offering a £10 discount on entry to couples and guys and a free entry to Ladies (inc TGirl members) if you contact me by email and quote ‘Filthy Swinger’ lol

If you do this, I will add you to my guestlist for discounted entry.

See you there xx

MILF Monday ‘Schools Out’ 24th Oct

Look who’s back!!!!

Schools Out Half Term Detention, looks like you filthy lot are not getting enough daytime naughtiness!!

This is an event catered for those who work in Education and have all those school holidays off. Or do u work shifts and free during the daytime? Think u should join us for some daytime debauchery!

This is a guestlist only event in order for us to monitor numbers, so please ensure you get your name down asap. At £10 per single/couple, this is an event which doesn’t treat guys and girls differently! Guys, you don’t need to be a member for this event just get on the list, just remember to bring ID.

The club has a very reasonably priced bar and we ask you purchase your alcohol from the club. A £10 deposit will be required for key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill at the end of the event and the difference refunded. £1 for towel but feel free to bring your own towel.

This event is getting more n more popular with plenty of playing from pretty early on, from 10:30am – 3:30pm, so you are best getting there early!!

This is NOT a themed event but feel free to dress up.The event is well managed with staff walking the landings regularly, making sure everyone has condoms, changing sheets and making sure everyone is having a great day within the rules of the event; our ladies always feel safe at this event and many come alone.

Get your name down peeps! xxx

Halloween BDSM Party with ‘Sing a Long’ Rocky Horror 21st Oct

This is going to be EPIC!!!!!!

Halloween at Townhouse is always a brilliant night and this year is no exception! Dressing up in Halloween attire is never compulsory but it adds to the event if you do; it seems that our fetishists love this theme though and go all out! The main theme this year is Burlesque and Rocky Horror….make it as Grotesque as you wish!

We will be offering nibbles on the bar and tables, the club will be decorated in a creepy theatrical theme (Grotesque Burlesque) and there will be a Sing a Long performance of Rocky horror in the main lounge. Several members have been rehearsing for months for this night and we have had a projector and HUGE drop down screen fitted especially in time for this party. The ‘cast’ will be playing along with the show and encouraging the audience to participate…so if you love the show and love to take part, then this is for you!!! We won’t be starting the performance until around midnight to give people a chance to arrive and have a play if they wish. It also means that we are not taking up the main lounge too early for those who want to chill out. For those who don’t want to take part, then the play rooms will be pretty empty upstairs! lol

We are also having our pumpkin carving competition again and the winner, not only gets a free entry on this night, but I will give you a voucher for 4 MORE FREE VISITS!!! Sooooo get your pumpkin carving juices flowing, be crazy creative and bring them along!! We will judge the winner by the end of the Rocky Horror Show!!

We are offering overnights as always, so just book in directly with me if you want to make a night of it; £15 per person.

See you there! xx

New Events and Changes

We have some exciting new events coming up and we are stopping some to make room! lol

We are introducing a BBW Party (Big, Beautiful Women) to our calendar due to so many people asking for a specific night. The event is being hosted by one of our beautiful, voluptuous ladies who can’t wait to get the party started! The first event is on Thursday 17th November and will be run every 2 months after that. Keep an eye on the calendar and our blog for info

We are also delighted to welcome our friends from Eureka who are bringing their brilliant Cubs and Cougars event to Townhouse!!! This will also be run bi-monthly with the first event being on Thursday 15th December. Details will be posted on our blog soon!

Our Sunday Spit Roast events will be stopping with immediate effect and we will be using the Sundays for some niche events, which will be advertised as and when they occur.

Our Kinky creative events will also be stopping after 2 1/2 years. It’s been a great addition to our calendar but I think they have run their course now, so we are bowing out of that one for now, but we are still running our photography events.



Tootsies Foot Fetish Event 16th Oct

Townhouse presents Tootsies, a foot fetish event. A perfect opportunity for all you foot enthusiasts to indulge in all your foot worshipping desires.
Goddesses, do you enjoy having your feet attended to and admired? Do you love having your toes sucked on and licked? Have you ever wondered how amazing it would feel after being cooped up in heels all day long, having them massaged and soothed better? Or relieve all your stresses and tension by walking barefoot all over a man’s body and face? Perhaps you just fancy a giggle and smothering a man’s face with sweaty, stinky, dirty feet, forcing him to inhale and clean them with his tongue as he squirms helplessly?

Foot slaves, prepare yourself for high arches, perfectly painted toe nails, sensual foot massage, licking, sniffing, tickling, sucking, boots, heels, nylons, trampling, smothering and domination. Quivering yet?
Two mistresses will be available for you foot slaves to worship and spoil with your attention. Offering 1-2-1 public or private 15 minute sessions. Prebookable at £20.

We have our vac-bed available for those slaves that need to be restrained and confined before forced to inhale sweaty feet and shoes.
A few demos and surprises will be happening throughout the event.
There will be no sexual acts (masturbation, erections, footing) allowed

£10 for single guys and couples
£5 for females/TGirl
Any foot goddesses are free of charge.