Our Couples and Single Ladies Parties are EPIC!  No theme, just some naughty adult fun, Friday 10th March

We will have some yummy nibbles available to keep you energised and DJ Climax will be playing the coolest tunes around! This is a great opportunity to come and mingle with lots of sexy swingers, whether you are new to swinging or you’re a club regular.

ALL COUPLES & FEMALES welcome, if you’re not members you will need 2 types of ID with you for entry.

£25 per couple £10 for ladies £15 for overnight stays if you want to make a night of it!

Townhouse has a fully licensed, well stocked bar. ALL drinks must be purchased from Townhouse for this event as it’s a private hire party.

There are 4 floors for all you naughty people to explore, including dance floor and pole, lounge bar, jail, bdsm equipment, private rooms, couples rooms, jacuzzi and much much more.If you would like to attend pop your name down by emailing

See you there!



MILF Monday 6th March – The Paddys One


Top o’ the mornin to you folks! It’s that time of the month again…..Milf Monday! And seeing as it’s St. Patricks Day soon after we will be getting in the spirit of things! We will have Irish music playing and Guinness on offer.
MILF Monday 6th March starting at the usual time of 10.30am and finishing just in time for the school bell at 3.30pm.
This is an event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys; some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.
£10 per single guy.
£10 per single lady
£10 per couple (For couples to qualify for the £10 entry, you will need a Townhouse Couples membership or an established, verified couples profile on fab)
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own
Non members are very welcome, you just need to bring ID with you, i.e a driving licence; members bring along your membership card
This is a VERY busy event and is now one of the most popular daytime events in the North with people travelling from all corners of the UK to join us; word has obviously spread! We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strikes rule for people who continuously waste places.
As for parking, there’s tons of free parking just across the road off the A41 on the Turbine Business Park and surrounding areas; please don’t park in Bookers Car park or on Union Street…ta
This is a day of filthy fun suitable for newbies as well as seasoned players!! So come along and join us for what is always a fabulous event.
See you there!!

BUSTLE! Victoriana/Steampunk BDSM Event 3rd March

We are celebrating the age of invention and innovation and I invite you to bring along any crazy inventions and evil homemade toys for all to admire! If you have any vintage or unusual kit, bring it along and showcase it! Don’t worry if you don’t have anything like this, it’s just a chance for all the clever clogs kinksters who can make their own kit to show off….the rest of us will admire!! 😉

As it is Steampunk, it would be great, if our guests would embrace the grandeur of the Victorian age and come along dressed to impress! However, you do not need to blow your budget…just hints of Victoriana would be great and last time, some people crossed modern kink with Steampunk by wearing waistcoats or top hats or accessorising with pocket watches or feathers, .

If you want to go all out steampunk then that is brilliant…think corsets, ruffle skirts, lace up boots, shawls, hats/fascinators, beads/pearls, long tail jackets, waistcoats, aviator…the list is endless!

We will be playing some cracking Steampunk music (Think Abney park), we will be offering french fancy cakes with your tea/coffee

So our usual fantabulous Fetish event is being spiced up!!! Care to join us?? :-))

See you there!!

Paddys Night BIG PARTY 18th March!

paddys day

St Patricks Day Party 18th March!

With so many Irish folk at Townhouse and Jim’s fambo being Irish, we always go mad for Paddy’s night and have a good old knees up!!

We are celebrating a day late and holding our party on Saturday 18th March. This year we are planning a Hooley, with Irish music playing in the bar and our DJ playing dance music for you to jig in the lounge. Nibbles on the bar and tables, Irish coffee and of course you are welcome to enjoy a pint of the black stuff, which is available at a reduced price for the whole of March. The club will be decorated to set the scene, but it would be good if our guests got into the spirit and dressed for the occasion The Irish tricolor is your inspiration or why not bring the luck of the Irish with you and be a naughty leprechaun!

Come along and get jiggy on the dancefloor before you get jiggy in our playrooms.This is going to be AWESOME and not to be missed!! Overnights will be available for those who want to make a night of it and drink like the Irish! Just £15 per person, just book with us directly 🙂

Raise your glasses! –

Here’s to a long life and a merry one.

A quick death and an easy one.

A pretty girl and an honest one.

A cold beer and another one! –

The Irish Toast

Beannachtam na Feile Padraig

BIG MARDI GRAS Masquerade Party! 25th Feb!

karla-montesSaturday 25th Feb is our BIG MARDI GRAS MASQUERADE PARTY! If Valentines is anything to go by, we highly recommend that you arrive before 10pm to guarantee entry!! This is our 3 year of running Mardi Gras and it’s always a MASSIVE hit, so don’t miss it!

So what’s this Mardi Gras party all about?

February in New Orleans means MARDI GRAS!! A festival of colour, fun, flirty frolix and the adult undertone of Bourbon Street. Townhouse will be celebrating Mardi Gras in our own ‘special’ way and we invite you to join us! The club will be decorated in the traditional Green, Purple and Gold carnival colours, heady music will be playing, our DJ will be pumping the sounds from our lounge for those who fancy a dance, delicious food will be laid out for you to indulge and traditional garlands and beads will be provided for you to enjoy.

In Bourbon street, women ‘flash’ for beads and favours; they boast a neck full of beads, advertising their promiscuity! Fancy the challenge of who can collect the most beads? There will be drinks in it! lol Why not dress for the occasion in carnival colours and clothes, but if you don’t fancy going to those extremes, then wear a mask for ultimate mystery and seduction! Overnight stays are available as usual but we anticipate these going quickly, so it’s best to book early!

DEEVA Tgirls Daytime Parties Every Weds from 1st March!


Another local venue used to run very popular TGirl afternoons with number reaching nearly 100 every week! But they decided to stop running  these Wednesday events, leaving a mid week gap where TGirls could play safe.

We have decided to pick up where they have left off and start running our own daytime TGirl parties from Weds 1st March and every week after that. The party will start at 11am and finish by 6.30pm. Admirers are obviously very welcome, so don’t be shy 😉

We will be pricing fairly as we do with all of our Townhouse daytime events:

Tgirls, male, female and couple admirers will be charged £10 entry.

Single male NON MEMBERS will be charged £15.

You will need ID to gain entry or  your membership card. The ID accepted is either a Driving licence or Passport AND utility bill. Your information is not kept/stored, it is purely used for a one off daytime membership/entry.

As a TGirl, you can use the event as you wish. You can simply dress, socialise, drink and people watch or you may use our fantastic facilities (all 4 levels) for playtime! The choice is yours! There is no dress down for TGirls and no immediate/compulsory dress down for everyone else on the ground floor. If you want to use our playrooms then admirers may feel more comfortable dressing down. Don’t forget we have 3 dungeons  if you’re really feeling kinky!!

Towels, condoms and lube are all provided free of charge.

Free parking is available across the A41 opposite the club on Campbeltown Road and the surrounding commercial area; CH42 9HP…just look for the John Moores building.

If you wish you can arrive in your civvies and get changed at the club as we have large changing rooms, other large mirrored rooms and 3 sets of showers.

Newbies will be shown around on arrival and settled in, but it would be worth you taking a look at the club rules and etiquette before you arrive and these can be found HERE

We are really excited about our new DEEVA events, which are a change from our usual, long established evening parties.

Hope you can join us


VALENTINES Party @ Townhouse 11th February! LIVE PERFORMANCES!

We’re making this a Valentines party to remember!! This is always a busy night and as a thank you for choosing Townhouse for your Valentine celebrations year on year, we are putting on some cracking entertainment for you!

We are DELIGHTED to welcome Ryan Ireland to Townhouse who is a brilliant male vocalist who is very popular on the North West circuit….he’s also stunningly handsome 😉 Look him up online and you can see some samples of his work. He will be doing 2 x 45 minute sets for you to dance the night away, starting at 10.30pm.

While you are all piling in, Simon, our amazing close up magician will be circulating and stunning you with his slight of hand (keep it clean lol)! He is a great icebreaker and truly is wonderful at his craft! In between the 2 singing sets, he will do a short stage performance too which is not to be missed!

We will give you a quick 10 mins in between performers to grab your drinks so you don’t miss out!

All performances will be finished by 12.30am which still gives you plenty of time in the playrooms, by which time you would have all be well acquainted with each other 😉

As it is Valentines, we will be offering up lots of sweet treats for you to indulge!! As well as selling Prosecco as always, we are taking advanced bookings for bottles of Champagne which will be kept ice cold for you until you are ready for them.

We are offering overnights for this party as I know there are people travelling quite a distance. Please PM me to book your overnight place.

We are NOT taking a guestlist for this party, but PLEASE ARRIVE EARLY, preferably before 10pm to guarantee your place and to ensure you are in to watch the performances. Once we are full, we are full, so I can’t guarantee entry after 10pm.

We are not charging you more for this party, despite are huge outgoings, so it will be
£20 per couple before 9.30pm and £25 after this time
£30 per single male (8 places only for members and you must book in advance)
£5 per single female
£10 per TGirl

This is going to be an awesome night and we can’t wait to welcome you all in

Vicky an Jim xxx