FREE PARTY!!! Saturday 8th April

Our highly popular FREE MEMBERS PARTY is back!!!!

As you all know by now, this event is in massive demand and is a strict GUESTLIST only party so I can keep an eye on numbers…we don’t want to be uncomfortably busy or go over our capacity!

So, you need to be a member AND have your membership card in hand. If you want to come, please state your interest by emailing us at

We are limiting single guys to 8 and again you must be established members with a membership card in hand.

As you are getting in for free, we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and buy from our highly subsidised bar instead. It really is cheap, for instance, a large Smirnoff vodka is just £2.50, a shot of JD is just £1.50 our bottled lager is £2.20 and a pint of real ale is £2.50; even our top shelf premium brands are cheap! Grey Goose/Belvedere/Ciroq vodka are all £3.00 per shot and Glenmorangie/Glenfiddich/Singletons whiskey are also all £3.00 per shot. Cheap as chips!

We’ll have our DJ with us and some nibbles on the bar as usual; we will also be offering overnights if you fancy making a night of it and carrying on the fun; it’s £15 per person to stay over with free parking in a locked car park, towels, robes, smellies and a bit of brekkie in the morning

As this would be a great night for newbies who want to attend on a party night,we will be offering 6 places for new couples at a charge of £20, so contact me to take one of these places.

8th April from 8.30pm
Dancing, filth and fun
Be there!
Over to you!! xxxx

Our BDSM 3rd Fridays are being withdrawn and replaced

After a lot of thought, it is with regret that we have decided to drop our 3rd Friday Back to Basics BDSM event from our calendar from immediate effect.

We will be doing other things with this Friday and some may be fetish related but not all; just keep an eye on our calendar for info. This is good news for our swingers as we have loads more events planned for these additional Fridays.

We still offer a full fetish calendar and don’t forget there are events when our fetishists can still come along and use the dungeons while they are quiet.

Here is a reminder of what we will still offer you as members:
Our 1st Friday mainstream fetish night
Fetish photography bi monthly
Liverpool and Merseyside Peer Rope Group bi monthly
Kinky karaoke (free for members)
The Wirral Munch every 2nd Tuesday
T.A.G. – Assertive Gentlemen and submissive ladies who serve them.
BRANDED – Hardcore event
Tootsies Foot fetish event
WAG Pet munch/play event
Thirst golden showers event
Whimper FemDom event

There are also some plans in the pipeline for a kinky shaggers event, a poly event and an ultimate fantasy event.

Don’t forget that couples and ladies can come in on Wednesday evenings for just £5 to use our dungeon while they are quiet. We also have Indulgence, our all female party and as many of you already know, Saturday nights are good as we can open up the cellar for you for personal use by prior arrangement.

So Townhouse is still very BDSM/Fetish focussed and I hope that members will utilise this full calendar of events.

Amateur Strip Night Party! 29th April


29th April is a date for your calendar, a party not to be missed.

This is all about sexy fun and with no better way to spend it than in a club who knows how to party.

Lets turn the heat up in the club and prepare ourselves for a night of debauchery and release those endorphins for filth upstairs later.

We are looking for Males and Females who are prepared to show off there dance moves for an Amateur Strip night.

For this you’ll need to dedicate some time to learning a choreographed routine with a stripper who’ll bring out the best in you (possibly dedicating time 3days before the event) . For the best dance routines there will be prizes. Remember it’s just fun and nothing is taken seriously. Its all about having a laugh.

Either post on here in the forum or contact me if you have any interest in this.

As per the Saturday night rules for the club, it is limited to 8 single males only (must be members) .

Entry Prices£25 couples£10 ladies£30 single guys

This WILL be a very busy night and we advise everyone to be in by 10pm to avoid disappointment.

We are offering overnights for those who want to make a night of it for £15pp; book directly with the TownhouseTwosome

You will need £10 deposit for your locker. The number on your key is the number which you purchase drinks on. At the end of the night you hand your locker key back and pay your tab. If you have any questions or would like any more information please private message me. Happy to help where I can. If you would like to attend please add your name to the forum list. Thanks

This is a night not to be missed

THE BIG CHEESE 1980’s Mega Party 25th March


Grab your leg warmers, your bubble skirts, your guy liner and frilly shirts!! Our 80’s parties are always EPIC and we will go as cheesy as possible! 😀

Put the 25th March in your diary as you cannot miss this party!

We will be playing the old 80’s favourites in the bar while Wham, Spandau, Dexy’s and the Waterboys are playing the lounge for you to pull your cheesy dance moves! lol You don’t have to go all out on your costume but we will be giving a free entry to the most outrageous costume. If you just want a hint of 80’s then maybe crimped hair, Adam Ant stripes or Madonna shabby chic?

Our buffet will also be very 1980’s with loads of stodgy goodies and vol au vents…we’ll even have the good old cheese and pineapple hedgehog! lol

This event is all about fun and laughing at ourselves…I dare you to wear nothing but your leg warmers in the playrooms!!! *-) *-) *-)

Normal prices apply and as always there are only 8 places for established single guys, so be quick and grab your place.

So Come On Eileen, Wake Me Up Before You Go Go and Lets Get Physical at The House of Fun for some Careless Whispers and Sexual Healing…hehehe

See you there!!!