Birthday Special Parties – open to all!

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Every month, we are offer ‘Birthday Special’ events for anyone who has a birthday in that particular month. If it’s your birthday, contact us in advance to book on the list and you get a free entry on the birthday special night*. Then we ask that you develop your own guestlist and everybody on that list gets a discounted entry**!!  Couples would be £15, single ladies would be free and pre-approved single guys would be £20 and must be members. We will still have the 8 guy restriction as always on a Saturday. You can supply a list of people you have specifically invited or start a forum post on Fab Swingers asking people to go on your list.

So basically you can celebrate your birthday with us, get in for free and invite your friends to help you celebrate at a greatly discounted price!!! Your birthday can be anytime in that month, we just need to see proof, i.e via a driving licence.

PLEASE NOTE: This event is not just for those celebrating birthdays, anyone can attend!!!

Our full calendar for 2018 is on our website and all of the birthday events have been listed, so find the month and date for your birthday and get planning/booking!!

This is a very popular group of events, so book yourself in as early as possible on your birthday month to ensure you have your place. For your friends to qualify for the discounted price, they must be on your guestlist which you hand to us just prior to the event. They don’t even need to be members (except the guys).

Over to you!! Get booking! 😉

*  You need to book your birthday as far in advance as possible as places get booked up. We allow no more than 5 birthday boys/girls, so if we are full when you enquire, we won’t be able to accept your booking. You can still come on the night, but we can’t offer you a free place.

**  In order to claim your free place, you must gather a guestlist. We don’t just hand out free entries because it’s your birthday. The idea is that you bring along your friends to join in the fun! 🙂


Couples & Single Ladies Party 14th July

It’s time to party once again with Funluvaz @ Townhouse! No theme, no gimmick, just a good old, filthy Couples and Single Female party!

Friday 14th July, 8.30pm – 3am

We will have some yummy nibbles available to keep you energised and
DJ Climax will be playing the coolest tunes around, so you can get all hot and bothered before heading upstairs for some sexy fun.

ALL COUPLES & FEMALES welcome, if your not members you will need driving licence ID with you for entry or a utility bill.

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£25 per couple
£10 for ladies

Townhouse has a fully licensed, well stocked bar. ALL drinks must be purchased from Townhouse. There is 3 floors for all you naughty people to explore ie dance floor and pole, lounge bar, jail, bdsm equipment, private rooms, couples rooms, jacuzzi and much much more.

If you would like to attend , please email us at If you have any questions don’t hesitate to ask.


MILF MONDAY 3rd July – The ‘Porn in the USA’ One

                                                   july MMYEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAA!

We’re celebrating July’s Milf Monday American style!  Think stars and stripes decor, cowboy porn, Dirk Diggler (any such lookalikes are MORE than welcome) and American rock music.

You can bet your bottom dollar that Milf Monday is quite simply the busiest and the best daytime event in the North! We’ll have supplies available to keep up your energy levels throughout the day, plus shots of Jack Daniels are just £1!

10.30am til 3.30pm

*****Come dressed in all three colours of the American flag and you’ll get yourself in for free*****

If you’d like to attend then please email us

Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party.

Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strikes rule for people who continuously waste places.


Ladies – FREE entry

Couples* – £5

Men – £10

FREE entry if you’re dressed in RED, WHITE AND BLUE

*£5 For couples to qualify for the £5 entry, you will need a Townhouse Couples membership or an established, verified couples profile on Fab Swingers.  Non members/newbies are very welcome at this event, you just need to bring ID with you (driving licence or utility bill).  Members just bring along your membership card.

Newbies are more than welcome to the club and We’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

See Y’all there!!


The not so small print….You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home.

Towels are available or you can bring your own.

***IMPORTANT*** Please do not park over on the industrial area as usual as that is now a private car park and enforcements are now in place.  Bookers car park is also off limits.  There are plenty of places to park within easy walking distance of the club. Please be considerate and respectful when parking (not in front of driveways or in a way that narrows the roads considerably).

Thank you x

Townhouse Trek – 39 days to go!

1If you haven’t got your tickets for our sizzling hot camping weekend then you need to be quick!  With just 39 days to go until the event of the year, the tickets are selling like hot potatoes, especially after the recent gorgeous weather!!

So if you are a member of Townhouse and fancy a few days away in a gorgeous location with the friendliest bunch of people around, then get booking! You can opt for a 1 ,2 or 3 night ticket and the trip is from the 3rd – 6th August.

Full details are here

PORN IN THE USA Swinging Party Sat 1st July!

USAGrab your Star Spangled Banger Hangers and head on down to Townhouse to celebrate American Independence Townhouse Styleee! This is the first of a few days of American themed events…what can I say, I like American rock music and JD!! Lol
Porn in the USA is a favourite amongst our members and this is the 4th year we are running these events and it’s going to be epic! The club is decorated in red, white and blue, with stars and stripes everywhere! American Porn, American rock and pop pumping through the bar AND Jack Daniels is just £1 a shot!
It is never compulsory to dress to the theme but if you fancy mucking in, then red, white & blue is a really easy theme…or if you want to be more daring, star shaped nipple tassles?! lol Maybe cowgirls/boys, cheerleaders, cops… the guys could go all Porn Star in the style of Dirk Diggler!
If you don’t want to follow the theme, then just bring your gorgeous selves and go all porn star in our playrooms!
See you there!! xxx

Saturday Night Swinging…ode to our Dads…17th June

lady-mustacheIt’s our usual fantastic Saturday night party but as it’s Fathers day on Sunday, we thought we’d have a giggle. Any lady who turns up in a stick on moustache will receive a free drink voucher to spend on the bar upto the value of £2.50. So that could be a large Smirnoff vodka, a single gin and tonic, a bottle of Budweiser or a pint of real ale.

Our usual prices apply and Dress to Impress dress code 🙂

See you there!! xxx

THIRST – Golden Elixir Watersports Party 18th June

ThirstThirst is a private party at Townhouse. A perfect opportunity for all you golden shower enthusiasts to indulge in all your desires.

Prepare yourself for a golden elixir delight of group golden showers, piss drinking and filled champagne flutes, toilet slaves, face sitting, adult nappies, urine filled water balloons and water pistols. For those that need more than encouragement, we have restraints in our toilets for forced golden showers and a water box and shackles for people to be tickled until they pee.

We have different watersports zones and paddling pools to play in. We even have pee soaked items that can be taken home!

A few demos and surprises will be happening throughout the event.

The event runs 2pm – 8pm.

Entry is free of charge for all tops/goddesses/givers.

Bottoms/piss slaves/receivers are all £10

Attending a fetish event – There is a dress code for this event as it is a fetish event. You will need to wear fetish attire or smart dark clothing.

Strict rules and etiquette will apply. There will be no sexual acts allowed in public but if watersports is a sexy activity for you and puts you in the mood, we will open some private rooms with lockable doors.

There will be a hostess on hand to assist any nervous newbies.

Bring two forms of ID if you’re not a member and you will need £10 deposit for your locker key.

Any questions or to book in then drop us a message

Fab Swingers Social and Play Party 23rd June

social juneWe are holding a FAB event @ townhouse on the 23/6/2017 for all members of the swinging website, FabSwingers, but you must be on our guest list to get in.

Doors open at 8.30pm, last entry is 10.30pm. The club is open till 3am.

Everyone will receive 1 free shot on entry.

If you’re not a member of townhouse then you must bring 2 types of ID with you on the night or you will be refused entry.

Townhouse has a well stocked bar with reasonable prices. This is a private party so we ask that you don’t bring your own drinks; all drinks must be purchased from the townhouse bar.

Prices are:-
Single female £10
TV/TS £10
Couple £25
Single males £25

You will also need £10 deposit for your locker key, which you get back at the end of the night.

To book your place, please email


Young and Hung Party! 29th June

yOUNGbirthDayMrs Pro Blow likes her guys Young and Hung and has decided it’s time to throw another of her private parties at Townhouse.

Young & Hung!

Calling on all hunky young studs who think they can handle confident, experienced females…

She’s inviting all the MILFs, Cougars and women who, enjoy men of a certain age, endowment and stamina.

‘Young’ …for this event she has a 35 and under age limit on Single guys.

‘Hung’ …she won’t be measuring but she may have to have a close inspection…it’s the perk of being a host, to be first to check out what’s on offer

If you think you have what it takes, then this event is for you. Prove to us that young studs and toy boys can keep our ladies satisfied…you won’t regret it

Entry requirements.
You DO NOT need to be a member of club but will need to bring two forms of ID.

Couples we ask that you are an established/verified couple on FAB or hold a Townhouse Couples membership.

The event runs from 19:30 – 01:30am

This is a private event so all names need to be on the guest list so add your name by emailing us

Ladies are free of charge
£10 per couple
£10 Single Guy (Townhouse Member)
£20 Single Guy (Non Member)

As this is a private event and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and instead purchase from the very well stocked, subsidised bar.

You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels and condoms are available free of charge.

See you there! xxx

The Wirral Munch 13th June – FREE ENTRY!!

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Ok…What is f*ck is a MUNCH I hear you say?!

Traditionally, Munches were set up as social gatherings for people interested in BDSM in the early 90’s prior to the internet taking over the world!

The Wirral munch is one of the oldest of it’s kind in the region and it’s held at Townhouse. This is open to ANYONE and its FREE!!!!!!
The idea is that people come together who have got an interest (even if it’s a bit of minor curiosity at the moment) in BDSM/Fetish to chat, chew the fat, share stories and BDSM experiences and reassure newbies that we really aren’t mad and that BDSM/Fetish covers anything from a bit of blindfolded, tie and tease sex, right up to severe humiliation and degradation. The BDSM spectrum is broad and at the Wirral Munch we get people interested in all sorts of weird and mainly wonderful shit! We enjoy drinks with some of the most interesting characters you are likely to meet.

To put it very simply, imagine you are in the pub, having a drink or 3 and talking about stuff that would raise more than a few eyebrows down at the red Lion!

The Wirral Munch is a bit different, in that the ground floor of the club is strictly just like any other pub. So no public nudity and no sex of any kind on this floor. However, if people want to come in and use our dungeons or watch some BDSM play, then they can and it just costs them a fiver. No membership needed. This is NOT a swinging event.

We also hold demos throughout the year too for those who want to learn some skills and this month we have a local crafter who makes his own candles for use during sensual BDSM play as well as aromatic candles. They are amazing and I am a regular customer!! lol

You can walk in as a non member and as long as you stay on the groundfloor it’s free entry. If you want to wander to the cellar dungeon or the upper floors, it’s a fiver…simples!

The Wirral munch takes place on the 2nd Tuesday of every month from 7.30pm til Midnight and it’s busy!

Here are all of your dates for the rest of the year:
13th June
11th July
8th August
12th September
10th October
14th November
12th December
See you there!!!