It’s time to party once again with Funluvaz @ Townhouse! No theme, no gimmick, just a good old, filthy Couples and Single Female party!
Friday 14th July, 8.30pm – 3am
We will have some yummy nibbles available to keep you energised and
DJ Climax will be playing the coolest tunes around, so you can get all hot and bothered before heading upstairs for some sexy fun.
ALL COUPLES & FEMALES welcome, if your not members you will need driving licence ID with you for entry or a utility bill.
£25 per couple
£10 for ladies
Townhouse has a fully licensed, well stocked bar. ALL drinks must be purchased from Townhouse. There is 3 floors for all you naughty people to explore ie dance floor and pole, lounge bar, jail, bdsm equipment, private rooms, couples rooms, jacuzzi and much much more.
If you would like to attend , please email us at email@example.com. If you have any questions don’t hesitate to ask.
We’re celebrating July’s Milf Monday American style! Think stars and stripes decor, cowboy porn, Dirk Diggler (any such lookalikes are MORE than welcome) and American rock music.
You can bet your bottom dollar that Milf Monday is quite simply the busiest and the best daytime event in the North! We’ll have supplies available to keep up your energy levels throughout the day, plus shots of Jack Daniels are just £1!
10.30am til 3.30pm
*****Come dressed in all three colours of the American flag and you’ll get yourself in for free*****
If you’d like to attend then please email us firstname.lastname@example.org.
Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party.
Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strikes rule for people who continuously waste places.
Ladies – FREE entry
Couples* – £5
Men – £10
FREE entry if you’re dressed in RED, WHITE AND BLUE
*£5 For couples to qualify for the £5 entry, you will need a Townhouse Couples membership or an established, verified couples profile on Fab Swingers. Non members/newbies are very welcome at this event, you just need to bring ID with you (driving licence or utility bill). Members just bring along your membership card.
Newbies are more than welcome to the club and We’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
See Y’all there!!
The not so small print….You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home.
Towels are available or you can bring your own.
***IMPORTANT*** Please do not park over on the industrial area as usual as that is now a private car park and enforcements are now in place. Bookers car park is also off limits. There are plenty of places to park within easy walking distance of the club. Please be considerate and respectful when parking (not in front of driveways or in a way that narrows the roads considerably).
Thank you x
If you haven’t got your tickets for our sizzling hot camping weekend then you need to be quick! With just 39 days to go until the event of the year, the tickets are selling like hot potatoes, especially after the recent gorgeous weather!!
So if you are a member of Townhouse and fancy a few days away in a gorgeous location with the friendliest bunch of people around, then get booking! You can opt for a 1 ,2 or 3 night ticket and the trip is from the 3rd – 6th August.
Full details are here https://townhouseswingers.wordpress.com/2017/01/02/townhouse-goes-on-tour-fancy-a-holiday/
Grab your Star Spangled Banger Hangers and head on down to Townhouse to celebrate American Independence Townhouse Styleee! This is the first of a few days of American themed events…what can I say, I like American rock music and JD!! Lol
Porn in the USA is a favourite amongst our members and this is the 4th year we are running these events and it’s going to be epic! The club is decorated in red, white and blue, with stars and stripes everywhere! American Porn, American rock and pop pumping through the bar AND Jack Daniels is just £1 a shot!
It is never compulsory to dress to the theme but if you fancy mucking in, then red, white & blue is a really easy theme…or if you want to be more daring, star shaped nipple tassles?! lol Maybe cowgirls/boys, cheerleaders, cops… the guys could go all Porn Star in the style of Dirk Diggler!
If you don’t want to follow the theme, then just bring your gorgeous selves and go all porn star in our playrooms!
See you there!! xxx
It’s our usual fantastic Saturday night party but as it’s Fathers day on Sunday, we thought we’d have a giggle. Any lady who turns up in a stick on moustache will receive a free drink voucher to spend on the bar upto the value of £2.50. So that could be a large Smirnoff vodka, a single gin and tonic, a bottle of Budweiser or a pint of real ale.
Our usual prices apply and Dress to Impress dress code 🙂
See you there!! xxx
Thirst is a private party at Townhouse. A perfect opportunity for all you golden shower enthusiasts to indulge in all your desires.
Prepare yourself for a golden elixir delight of group golden showers, piss drinking and filled champagne flutes, toilet slaves, face sitting, adult nappies, urine filled water balloons and water pistols. For those that need more than encouragement, we have restraints in our toilets for forced golden showers and a water box and shackles for people to be tickled until they pee.
We have different watersports zones and paddling pools to play in. We even have pee soaked items that can be taken home!
A few demos and surprises will be happening throughout the event.
The event runs 2pm – 8pm.
Entry is free of charge for all tops/goddesses/givers.
Bottoms/piss slaves/receivers are all £10
Attending a fetish event – There is a dress code for this event as it is a fetish event. You will need to wear fetish attire or smart dark clothing.
Strict rules and etiquette will apply. There will be no sexual acts allowed in public but if watersports is a sexy activity for you and puts you in the mood, we will open some private rooms with lockable doors.
There will be a hostess on hand to assist any nervous newbies.
Bring two forms of ID if you’re not a member and you will need £10 deposit for your locker key.
Any questions or to book in then drop us a message email@example.com
We are holding a FAB event @ townhouse on the 23/6/2017 for all members of the swinging website, FabSwingers, but you must be on our guest list to get in.
Doors open at 8.30pm, last entry is 10.30pm. The club is open till 3am.
Everyone will receive 1 free shot on entry.
If you’re not a member of townhouse then you must bring 2 types of ID with you on the night or you will be refused entry.
Townhouse has a well stocked bar with reasonable prices. This is a private party so we ask that you don’t bring your own drinks; all drinks must be purchased from the townhouse bar.
Single female £10
Single males £25
You will also need £10 deposit for your locker key, which you get back at the end of the night.
To book your place, please email firstname.lastname@example.org
Mrs Pro Blow likes her guys Young and Hung and has decided it’s time to throw another of her private parties at Townhouse.
Young & Hung!
Calling on all hunky young studs who think they can handle confident, experienced females…
She’s inviting all the MILFs, Cougars and women who, enjoy men of a certain age, endowment and stamina.
‘Young’ …for this event she has a 35 and under age limit on Single guys.
‘Hung’ …she won’t be measuring but she may have to have a close inspection…it’s the perk of being a host, to be first to check out what’s on offer
If you think you have what it takes, then this event is for you. Prove to us that young studs and toy boys can keep our ladies satisfied…you won’t regret it
You DO NOT need to be a member of club but will need to bring two forms of ID.
Couples we ask that you are an established/verified couple on FAB or hold a Townhouse Couples membership.
The event runs from 19:30 – 01:30am
This is a private event so all names need to be on the guest list so add your name by emailing us email@example.com
Ladies are free of charge
£10 per couple
£10 Single Guy (Townhouse Member)
£20 Single Guy (Non Member)
As this is a private event and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and instead purchase from the very well stocked, subsidised bar.
You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels and condoms are available free of charge.
See you there! xxx