Kinky Karaoke – Summer Tunes @ Townhouse Thursday 10th August

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Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a free monthly karaoke event.

Jester will be your karaoke compère and may indulge in a little singing himself! Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month is ‘Summer Tunes’ to celebrate Holiday season. So think Don Henley ‘Boys of Summer,’ some cheesy euro holiday pop or Californian surf songs, a bit of reggae or time to sit back and unwind with some Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince? Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.

It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID; please email to book in. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst; there’s also  a £10 locker key deposit.



The Wirral Munch – BDSM Social 10th October


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Ok…What is f*ck is a MUNCH I hear you say?!

Traditionally, Munches were set up as social gatherings for people interested in BDSM in the early 90’s prior to the internet taking over the world!

The Wirral munch is one of the oldest of it’s kind in the region and it’s held at Townhouse. This is open to ANYONE and its FREE!!!!!!

The idea is that people come together who have got an interest (even if it’s a bit of minor curiosity at the moment) in BDSM/Fetish to chat, chew the fat, share stories and BDSM experiences and reassure newbies that we really aren’t mad and that BDSM/Fetish covers anything from a bit of blindfolded, tie and tease sex, right up to severe humiliation and degradation. The BDSM spectrum is broad and at the Wirral Munch we get people interested in all sorts of weird and mainly wonderful shit! We enjoy drinks with some of the most interesting characters you are likely to meet.

To put it very simply, imagine you are in the pub, having a drink or 3 and talking about stuff that would raise more than a few eyebrows down at the red Lion!

The Wirral Munch is a bit different, in that the ground floor of the club is strictly just like any other pub. So no public nudity and no sex of any kind on this floor. However, if people want to come in and use our dungeons or watch some BDSM play, then they can and it just costs them a fiver. No membership needed. This is NOT a swinging event.

We also hold demos throughout the year too for those who want to learn some skills

You can walk in as a non member and as long as you stay on the groundfloor it’s free entry. If you want to wander to the cellar dungeon or the upper floors, it’s a fiver…simples!

The Wirral munch takes place on the 2nd Tuesday of every month from 7.30pm til Midnight and it’s busy!

Here are all of your dates for the rest of the year:

14th November

12th December

Allure 39 & Under Party Friday 18th August @ Townhouse

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This is a private party for those aged 39 and under who want to enjoy a party with a younger crowd/vibe. There will be a no pressure feel to the party for those who enjoy the social side of swinging but for those who are feeling filthy, there will be plenty of play too!

On arrival, you will be offered a welcome drink and there will be nibbles on the bar!

You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring ID with you. Either a photo driving licence or 2 forms of ID that confirm your name and current address.

The event runs from 8.30pm – 3.00am
£5 per female
£20 per couple
£30 per guy (Limited to 6)

You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Condoms are available free of charge, Towels are £1 or you can bring your own.
Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked direct by emailing

As this is a private event and cheaper entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and purchase from the well stocked, licensed bar instead. A full bar price list can be found on the Townhouse website and for gin lovers out there, you will be spoilt for choice on the massive oriGIN bar.

To attend, you will need to be added to our guest list, so please email us. The guestlist is already MASSIVE after the huge success of the last Allure and we are expecting a capacity crowd

See you there


WHIMPER! FemDom Event 13th August

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 With a club full of Female Dominants, only obedient submissives need attend. No pussys, no ditherers, no brats, no topping from the bottom. This event is for those who adore Dominant women, believe in Female supremacy and live to please.

submissives: male or female, it really doesn’t matter. Experience doesn’t matter either, just a natural submissive tendency will suffice. Boundaries will be respected. Safe words will be given. you will walk out in once piece. Marks don’t need to happen. We will not tolerate needy subs who think that play is a given and have an expectation from our Dominants. If you are selected for play, it is a bonus. Pestering and following will not be tolerated. There will be no sexual services so don’t ask or you will be escorted off the premises. you are there for Our pleasure, not the other way around.

Dominants: We already have 10 confirmed Female Dominants who are all different in their interests and approach. All are experienced and most have worked professionally as well as being lifestyle Dominants. We would love more Ladies to join us on the day and we would particularly love to welcome new Dominants along who would like to learn and take part; I like to double Domme with new Mistresses.

Experienced Mistresses are very welcome and if You have a sub that You would also like to bring along, that is fine. They can be exclusive to You or shared; of course the choice is Yours.

The event will not be structured and no paid services will be offered. It’s all about our Dommes taking control, taking a sub (s) and putting them through their paces.

This event is open to non members; just bring ID.

Entry prices:
All submissives £15, Female Dominants are obviously free!
The event runs from 2pm until 8pm.

Dress code is fetish wear or all dark clothing

See you there xx

MILF Monday – Sex on the Beach 7th August!

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Monday 7th August – MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE “Sex on the beach”
10.30am til 3.30pm


We’re celebrating August’s Milf Monday with a beach party theme. Get your beach balls out, grab your towel and cossie and be sure to use protection. Let’s get tropical at Townhouse this August @Milf Monday – quite simply the busiest and the best daytime event in the North!

As usual we’ll have supplies available to keep up your energy levels throughout the day.

Just £10 entry for everyone

*****Ladies who come dressed for the beach party theme will get themselves FREE ENTRY*****

If you’d like to attend then please comment below in the forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strikes rule for people who continuously waste places.

Non members/newbies are very welcome at this event, you just need to bring photo ID with you (driving licence or passport). Members just bring along your membership card. Newbies are more than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

Feel free to post in the thread, make friends and get yourselves all excited for our August MILF MONDAY!

The not so small print….
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
***IMPORTANT*** Please do not park over on the industrial area as usual as that is now a private car park and enforcements are now in place. Bookers car park is also off limits. There are plenty of places to park within easy walking distance of the club. Please be considerate and respectful when parking (not in front of driveways or in a way that narrows the roads considerably). Thank you x
Address: 9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL

Newbies and Notsos Weds Nights!

Wednesday nights at the Townhouse can only mean one thing….
Newbies & Notsos!

From 7-30pm until 1-30am we offer mid week debauchery! And now, we offer a new format with guest hosts!

Wednesday night caters for everyone’s tastes and fantasies. Our regulars love catching up with friends and often enjoy some filth and fuckery upstairs later on. Our newbies get a taste of the atmosphere and comfortable surroundings amongst new friends and can experience the delights that Townhouse offers.

Every 1st and 3rd Wednesday, will be hosted by us, Jester & Lilac and will be holding a group social in the lounge area for anyone new or attending alone that would like to join us. We will introduce you to the regulars and have a laugh.

On the Wednesdays that aren’t hosted, we are now offering a buddy system. Most newcomers are worried that they will sit in the corner alone all evening. Not at Townhouse. Our Club Buddies, are a selection of experienced swingers and club goers that will meet & greet you and be your wingman/wingwoman for the evening.

If you haven’t been to a club before then Townhouse is a great choice for new swingers. We offer a no pressure environment with sexy, super friendly staff that will answer any questions you may have. Rooms to suit all tastes and above all else, it is spotlessly clean!

Single guys can join in the fun at a cost of £20. New single guys should have a look at the Townhouse website for current membership info as you will need to book in and some restrictions apply.

Single females & couples are welcome to enjoy our Wednesdays for just £5!
We offer …..
Free Parking
Free Condoms
Free Towels
Free Lube
Free Bar Snacks

This is an absolute bargain price to spend the night in such an exceptionally well run club.

Townhouse has a well-stocked, subsidised bar with a branded doubles bar and our much loved oriGIN bar for all you juniper junkies.

If you’re attending for the first time and have any questions or want to arrange to meet the hosts, then drop us a message.

See you all there!


BIG All Day and Night Weekend 29th & 30th July! Don’t miss it!

Don’t forget that it’s our BIG WEEKEND coming up!!!! LGBTS – Swingers and proud at Townhouse!! Party all weekend or dib in and out by purchasing one of our several money saving pass options! Fun, food, frolicks, demos, performers, body paint dotted throughout the daytimes and BIG PARTIES in the night times with LIVE ENTERTAINMENT on both nights!!

Full info HERE 


SPARK – BDSM Party 4th August

Some bright spark came up with the idea of combining several fetishes in one at our next event on Friday 4th August! Whether you are into violet wands, e stim, electrics in general, flash cotton, wax, fire flogging/poi then this event is for you! Anything that creates a SPARK is welcome! We will have a main demo during the evening as well as several experienced players showcasing their talent and love for these exciting and edgy kinks!

If this isn’t your thing, then there is plenty of space upstairs for you to enjoy whatever is your thing! 🙂 😉

Bring your toys, bring your subs, bring yourself and your wicked imagination!!
Our usual dress code of all dark clothing or alternative/fetish wear applies as always.

If you’re new then this is going to be a great event to see some imaginative play and have a giggle too!

£10 per person as always and don’t bring in your own soft drinks/alcohol

Townhouse PRIDE LGBTS All Day and Night Party Weekender 29th and 30th July

prideAs you all know, Townhouse is proud to fly the rainbow flag and every year we celebrate PRIDE in style! We have added ‘S’ to LGBT as is normal for us as we believe swinging is not just a lifestyle, for most it is a sexuality and needs to be celebrated and embraced in the same way.

Our weekend starts at Midday on the 29th July and the club will be open as normal for anyone to come along use the facilities. We will have an open BBQ from 2pm offering up bratwurst and burgers, rainbow cakes, stalls for you to purchase kinky toys, a wax play demo/workshop and stallholder and various activities throughout the day.

From 5pm until 9pm we will have karaoke in the main lounge if you fancy having a giggle. In the evening it is our regular main swinging party night and we are DELIGHTED to announce that, former ‘Funnygirl’ Zoe Lamar is back to entertain us for the evening and get us up on the dancefloor until around midnight! At 10.30 and 11.15pm, we will be welcoming an amazing erotic dancer/poledancer to the stage who totally defies gravity!!! She is unbelievably good and she’s a fit chick too! ?? This should set you up for some down and dirty fun in the playrooms until 3am!

On Sunday 30th July we re-open once again from midday with activities including a body painter and therapist and performers throughout the day. Our playrooms are open as normal and food is available from 2pm until 6pm. From 9pm until 11pm we welcome Sam Wise who is an extraordinary solo performer who uses a looper pedal very much like Ed Sheeran to create an amazing one man show, but sounds like a band! He’s a lovely guy too and I know you’ll love him!

We have asked Terrence Higgins along to run a drop in STI clinic for anyone to utilise; this will be confirmed nearer the time, with times etc…

As it’s PRIDE, why not be adventurous in your clothing or wear a rainbow? Be daring, be extravagant, be loud and proud to be a swinger or lesbian, gay, trans, bi !! Come along and spend some time with us, bring your friends and share a few drinks in a fun, friendly and truly inclusive venue.

There are a few pricing options open to you:
Saturday day or Sunday day from midday until 7pm £5 per person
Saturday Night from 7pm until 3am £15 per person
Sunday Night from 7pm until Midnight £10 per person
Weekend Night time pass £20 per person

Full weekend day and night pass to enter and leave when you please £25 per person
All this entertainment, access to any part of the club/playrooms/dungeons, workshops, demos, roaming performers, hot tub, jacuzzi and a subsidised bar for a great price!!
Non members welcome, you just need ID. Members will need their membership cards.

See you all there!

GREEDY GIRLS ‘Lunch’ 20th July

townhouseThe Greedy Girl events at Townhouse have been established for 3 years now. This is a guestlist event, ran by one our of regular members who hires the club and it runs once a month on the 3rd Thursday of every month.  The host charges £30 for guys, she allows ladies in for free and couples are £10.

So this is not a Townhouse event, it is a private event but everyone is welcome as long as you are on the list. Come along and indulge in some afternoon delight!

Single guys, you are in demand! You do not need to be a member to take part, just ask to go on the guestlist and bring ID with you.

This event runs from 12.30pm until 5pm; it’s a great afternoon and a good chance for people to see the club before they take a membership and attend on a Townhouse event.