Kinky Karaoke – Summer Tunes @ Townhouse Thursday 10th August

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Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a free monthly karaoke event.

Jester will be your karaoke compère and may indulge in a little singing himself! Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month is ‘Summer Tunes’ to celebrate Holiday season. So think Don Henley ‘Boys of Summer,’ some cheesy euro holiday pop or Californian surf songs, a bit of reggae or time to sit back and unwind with some Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince? Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.

It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID; please email infotownhouse@aol.com to book in. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst; there’s also  a £10 locker key deposit.

 

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The Wirral Munch – BDSM Social 10th October

 

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Ok…What is f*ck is a MUNCH I hear you say?!

Traditionally, Munches were set up as social gatherings for people interested in BDSM in the early 90’s prior to the internet taking over the world!

The Wirral munch is one of the oldest of it’s kind in the region and it’s held at Townhouse. This is open to ANYONE and its FREE!!!!!!

The idea is that people come together who have got an interest (even if it’s a bit of minor curiosity at the moment) in BDSM/Fetish to chat, chew the fat, share stories and BDSM experiences and reassure newbies that we really aren’t mad and that BDSM/Fetish covers anything from a bit of blindfolded, tie and tease sex, right up to severe humiliation and degradation. The BDSM spectrum is broad and at the Wirral Munch we get people interested in all sorts of weird and mainly wonderful shit! We enjoy drinks with some of the most interesting characters you are likely to meet.

To put it very simply, imagine you are in the pub, having a drink or 3 and talking about stuff that would raise more than a few eyebrows down at the red Lion!

The Wirral Munch is a bit different, in that the ground floor of the club is strictly just like any other pub. So no public nudity and no sex of any kind on this floor. However, if people want to come in and use our dungeons or watch some BDSM play, then they can and it just costs them a fiver. No membership needed. This is NOT a swinging event.

We also hold demos throughout the year too for those who want to learn some skills

You can walk in as a non member and as long as you stay on the groundfloor it’s free entry. If you want to wander to the cellar dungeon or the upper floors, it’s a fiver…simples!

The Wirral munch takes place on the 2nd Tuesday of every month from 7.30pm til Midnight and it’s busy!

Here are all of your dates for the rest of the year:

14th November

12th December

BIG All Day and Night Weekend 29th & 30th July! Don’t miss it!

Don’t forget that it’s our BIG WEEKEND coming up!!!! LGBTS – Swingers and proud at Townhouse!! Party all weekend or dib in and out by purchasing one of our several money saving pass options! Fun, food, frolicks, demos, performers, body paint dotted throughout the daytimes and BIG PARTIES in the night times with LIVE ENTERTAINMENT on both nights!!

Full info HERE 

JOIN US!!

Townhouse PRIDE LGBTS All Day and Night Party Weekender 29th and 30th July

prideAs you all know, Townhouse is proud to fly the rainbow flag and every year we celebrate PRIDE in style! We have added ‘S’ to LGBT as is normal for us as we believe swinging is not just a lifestyle, for most it is a sexuality and needs to be celebrated and embraced in the same way.

Our weekend starts at Midday on the 29th July and the club will be open as normal for anyone to come along use the facilities. We will have an open BBQ from 2pm offering up bratwurst and burgers, rainbow cakes, stalls for you to purchase kinky toys, a wax play demo/workshop and stallholder and various activities throughout the day.

From 5pm until 9pm we will have karaoke in the main lounge if you fancy having a giggle. In the evening it is our regular main swinging party night and we are DELIGHTED to announce that, former ‘Funnygirl’ Zoe Lamar is back to entertain us for the evening and get us up on the dancefloor until around midnight! At 10.30 and 11.15pm, we will be welcoming an amazing erotic dancer/poledancer to the stage who totally defies gravity!!! She is unbelievably good and she’s a fit chick too! ?? This should set you up for some down and dirty fun in the playrooms until 3am!

On Sunday 30th July we re-open once again from midday with activities including a body painter and therapist and performers throughout the day. Our playrooms are open as normal and food is available from 2pm until 6pm. From 9pm until 11pm we welcome Sam Wise who is an extraordinary solo performer who uses a looper pedal very much like Ed Sheeran to create an amazing one man show, but sounds like a band! He’s a lovely guy too and I know you’ll love him!

We have asked Terrence Higgins along to run a drop in STI clinic for anyone to utilise; this will be confirmed nearer the time, with times etc…

As it’s PRIDE, why not be adventurous in your clothing or wear a rainbow? Be daring, be extravagant, be loud and proud to be a swinger or lesbian, gay, trans, bi !! Come along and spend some time with us, bring your friends and share a few drinks in a fun, friendly and truly inclusive venue.

There are a few pricing options open to you:
Saturday day or Sunday day from midday until 7pm £5 per person
Saturday Night from 7pm until 3am £15 per person
Sunday Night from 7pm until Midnight £10 per person
Weekend Night time pass £20 per person

Full weekend day and night pass to enter and leave when you please £25 per person
All this entertainment, access to any part of the club/playrooms/dungeons, workshops, demos, roaming performers, hot tub, jacuzzi and a subsidised bar for a great price!!
Non members welcome, you just need ID. Members will need their membership cards.

See you all there!
xxx

Kinky Karaoke and Play Party 13th July

Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a free monthly karaoke event.

July KKJester will be your karaoke compère and may indulge in a little singing himself. Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month is ‘American Classics’ to celebrate the Fourth of July – American Independence Day. So think ‘The Boss’ Bruce Springsteen or maybe some American Pie, How about Madonna or Jacko? Swoon and croon with Dean Martin, rock n roll with some Elvis or maybe a modern classic Hit Me Baby One More Time? Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

Kinky Karaoke is our last event in our ‘Porn in the USA’ theme this month and it’s the last chance to take advantage of our JD offer….Jack Daniels is only £1 a shot!! So free entry for members (or cheap entry for non members) plus cheap alcohol! We are so good to you!

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.

It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list below and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst. It’s a £10 locker key deposit.

So get your name down and we’ll see you there!

The Wirral Munch – 11th July

        Ok…What is f*ck is a MUNCH I hear you say?!july

Traditionally, Munches were set up as social gatherings for people interested in BDSM in the early 90’s prior to the internet taking over the world!

The Wirral munch is one of the oldest of it’s kind in the region and it’s held at Townhouse. This is open to ANYONE and its FREE!!!!!!

The idea is that people come together who have got an interest (even if it’s a bit of minor curiosity at the moment) in BDSM/Fetish to chat, chew the fat, share stories and BDSM experiences and reassure newbies that we really aren’t mad and that BDSM/Fetish covers anything from a bit of blindfolded, tie and tease sex, right up to severe humiliation and degradation. The BDSM spectrum is broad and at the Wirral Munch we get people interested in all sorts of weird and mainly wonderful shit! We enjoy drinks with some of the most interesting characters you are likely to meet.

To put it very simply, imagine you are in the pub, having a drink or 3 and talking about stuff that would raise more than a few eyebrows down at the red Lion!

The Wirral Munch is a bit different, in that the ground floor of the club is strictly just like any other pub. So no public nudity and no sex of any kind on this floor. However, if people want to come in and use our dungeons or watch some BDSM play, then they can and it just costs them a fiver. No membership needed. This is NOT a swinging event.

We also hold demos throughout the year too for those who want to learn some skills and this month we have a local crafter who makes his own candles for use during sensual BDSM play as well as aromatic candles. They are amazing and I am a regular customer!! lol

You can walk in as a non member and as long as you stay on the groundfloor it’s free entry. If you want to wander to the cellar dungeon or the upper floors, it’s a fiver…simples!

The Wirral munch takes place on the 2nd Tuesday of every month from 7.30pm til Midnight and it’s busy!

Here are all of your dates for the rest of the year:
8th August
12th September
10th October
14th November
12th December

See you there!!!
xx

FREE PARTY 8th JULY – MEMBERS ONLY *

Our highly popular FREE MEMBERS PARTY is back!!!!

As you all know by now, this event is in massive demand and is a strict GUESTLIST only party so I can keep an eye on numbers…we don’t want to be uncomfortably busy or go over our capacity!

So, you need to be a member AND have your membership card in hand. If you want to come, please state your interest by emailing us infotownhouse@aol.com

We are limiting single guys to 8 and again you must be established members with a membership card in hand.

As you are getting in for free, we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and buy from our highly subsidised bar instead***

We’ll have our DJ with us and some nibbles on the bar as usual.

*As this would be a great night for newbies who want to attend on a party night,we will be offering 6 places for new couples at a charge of £20, so contact me to take one of these places.

So……..
8th July from 8.30pm
Townhouse
FREE ENTRY
Dancing, filth and fun
Be there!
Over to you!!

xxxx

*** Our bar really is cheap, for instance, a large Smirnoff vodka is just £2.50, a shot of JD is just £1.50 our bottled lager is £2.20 and a pint of real ale is £2.50; even our top shelf premium brands are cheap! Grey Goose/Belvedere/Ciroq vodka are all £3.00 per shot and Glenmorangie/Glenfiddich/Singletons whiskey are also all £3.00 per shot. Cheap as chips!