RAW – Pure Play Party @ Townhouse 15th Sept

It’s time for the fourth instalment of RAW!

Described as …’heady and charged…’ RAW is for those that want to get straight down to play. For greedy boys & greedy girls looking for action!
This event focuses on gang bangs, group sex, multiple partners, bukkake and lots of filth and fucking. Not for the faint hearted.
It’s about stamina and orgasms rather than socialising.

Our last event hit capacity with people, fucking everywhere and again, our lounge area is being converted into a ‘fuck pit’ with mattresses to create extra play space.

Apart from the hot tub, the whole club area is open for play so feel free to be spontaneous and fuck in the bar or lounge.
We are encouraging early dress down too.

Females: £10, Couples: £20, Males: £20
You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring two forms of ID.

As this is a private party and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol but purchase from the well stocked subsidised bar. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels and condoms are available free of charge.

Overnight stays are available and you need to contact us at infotownhouse@aol.com to book a party place and your overnights.

See you there! xx


BUXOM BABES @ Townhouse 21st Sept

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We have teamed up with Townhouse to bring you Buxom Babes! Well kids will all be back so would be rude not to go with back to school.. dressing up is optional as always.
EVERYBODY is welcome, but we are extending a special invite to women who believe they have curves to die for and those who admire them!
Come along and flaunt your assets to those who love to watch you strut your stuff and will lavish in your gorgeousness!
This is a VERY busy event and a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand. Contact us at infotownhouse@aol.com to go o the list
Everybody is welcome to join us including non members, just bring some ID to confirm your name and address
Entry prices :
Couples £10
Single guys £10
Single females £5
TGirls £5
Single guy NON members £20
We ask that you don’t bring your alcohol and instead purchase from the very well stocked, subsidised bar. You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels and condoms are available free of charge.
See you there! xxx

FRAT Party @ Townhouse 7th Sept

It’s time for another private party from Jester & Lilac…

The Summer is out!
You’re back to college and you’ve managed to get an invite to the hottest, wildest and sexiest party on campus. It’s time to either align yourself with the cool kids or embrace your inner geek.
We have beer pong, shot roulette, beer kegs, togas and hazing!
It’s going to get messy!

Optional dress code: Think togas, college sluts, letter jackets, jocks, cheerleaders, geek costumes, dean of students and body paint or the serial killer on campus. Every frat party needs a Ghost Face.
Maybe you want to join the fraternity or sorority of Theta Iota (THI) and will pledge yourself to your brothers and sisters by taking part in an initiation with our HAZING games & dares?

We will get soaking and sexy with a WET T-SHIRT competition with the winner receiving a prize, so if you want to take part, remember to bring a t-shirt or if you’re less of an exhibitionist, we have a BEER PONG competition which I’m sure will result in a few wet t-shirts anyway.
We have a PHOTOBOOTH set up so you can get a souvenir shot for your Fab profile in your togas

The bunkbeds room is being set up as a dark room with glow in the dark condoms available and glow sticks. A game of Hoopla springs to mind and we have spin the bottle going on in one of the bedrooms too.
You can pre-order a BEER KEG to share with your buddies so just drop us a private message for details about that.

As always our themes are optional fun and you are welcome to attend and just enjoy the party atmosphere.

£10 for Women
£20 for Single Guys
£20 for Couples

Its £10 locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our well stocked bar. If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring two forms of ID. Condoms and lube are available free of charge.

So get your name on the guest list, come and join us to party hard…Go Greek or Go Home!

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Couples & Single ladies Party- Friday 8th September 2017

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This is a great opportunity to come and mingle with lots of sexy swinger’s. There’s no theme just lots of naughty fun.

DJ Climax will be playing you some sexy music to get you warmed for some fun and there will be nibbles on the bar to keep your energy levels up!

This is GUEST LIST ONLY.. If you would like to attend then please contact us at infotownhouse@aol.com and if you have any questions dont hesitate to ask.

£20 per couple
£10 for ladies
£15 for overnight stays if you want to make a night of it!

ALL COUPLES & FEMALES welcome, if you’re not members you will need 2 forms of ID or a current photo driving licence to gain entry.

Townhouse has a fully licensed, well stocked bar. ALL drinks must be purchased from the Townhouse bar

We look forward to seeing you all there!

MILF MONDAY “Back to school” 4th Sept

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Oh what fun we had. But, did it really turn out bad? All I learnt at school was how to bend not break the rules…….

We’re going all nostalgic this September for Milf Monday at Townhouse, and taking it back to the old school!

Flashbacks of grazed knees, pigtail pulling, knee high socks, necking behind the bike shed, detentions and a bloody good caning for you more more rebellious lot!

Perhaps you were more of a Teacher’s Pet? Head Girl/Head Boy? Always on time and willing to learn. One of those who always came prepared with a sharpened pencil and a neatly packed lunch box!

Don’t get caught wagging off from Milf Monday @TOWNHOUSE – quite simply the busiest and the best daytime event in the North!

As usual we’ll have supplies available to keep up your energy levels throughout the day.

Just £10 entry for everyone

*****Ladies who come dressed in school attire will bag themselves FREE ENTRY. Think school uniforms, knee high socks, gym slips etc *****

If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party; please email us at infotownhouse@aol.com to go on our list. Please don’t hang around though as we close the list when we are full!

Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

See you there! xxx

HEADSPACE @ Townhouse ‘Auralism’ Party 25th August


What’s this event all about, I hear you say?

Primarily based on ‘Auralism’ ~ A fetish for music. You know how it makes your hair prickle?

This event is the first ever ‘Headspace’ event – An exciting new venture combining music and atmosphere exclusive to Fetlife

Play is encouraged, take opportunity of playing in a different atmosphere. Play is not compulsory, it’s your Headspace so it’s up to you 🙂 Likewise socialising, chilling and dancing is also encouraged but not compulsory, dance like no-one is watching, yet you know they are 😉

This venture is about covering costs and having an affordable night out. Any money left over will be put back into the pot for the next one. £10 on the door with £10 locker deposit which will be credited against your bar tab. Please contact The Scorpion Queen direct if you wish to take advantage of the top floor rooms as these supplements are to be paid in advance, thank you

Feed back will most definitely be welcome as we intend to hold this event again. What would you like to see, hear or feel next time?

You may discover some of the doors shut, this is purely to retain the atmosphere within the room. This does not mean the room is out of bounds unless specifically stated

The Ground Floor

Main Room – Base, pulse, beat, lights, ultraviolet, dress up, dress down = shindig (dancing, writhing, letting the hair down, snogging). Take advantage of the glow in the dark theme and the glow in the dark body painting. Does anyone fancy using glow in the dark rope in this room?

The Bar – Jim’s Trunk of Funk, Northern Soul & randomness with lashings of gin

The Jacuzzi Room – Wind down with chill out Ibiza classic tunes

The Basement

The Crypt – The Mission, The Cure, Siouxsie, 9 Inch Nails, Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Marylin Manson, Killing Joke, Joy Division, The Damned, Alien Sex Fiend, Echo & the Bunnymen etc etc

First Floor

The Dungeon – Rock, rock and more rock . Headspace crew will be available to advise, assist with equipment, etc. Naturally with a backdrop of awesome music 🙂 . . . Everyone is welcome to come and go in this room but please keep the doors closed to retain the atmosphere – viewing is available through the window rather than the doorway unless of course you are utilising this room 😉

The Treatment Room

The Dark Room – Welcome to the Pleasuredome . . . The Chemical Brothers, Faithless, Gorillaz, Portishead, David Sylvian, The Human League, Frankie Goes to Holywood, Nine Inch Nails, GoldFrappe, Public Service Broadcasting, David Bowie, Prince etc – Consent is very important in this room, if someone indicates NO please respect this and move on. There will be a dayglow wrist band system in place in this room (tops, bottoms, kinksters & users with predefined purpose like couples or groups).

Chill Out Barred Area

Jim’s Jail – Be creative you out there in the chill out area

Top Floor

Second Floor Main Room – There is a £50 supplement for sole use of this room, for the entire evening

Second Floor Chill Out Room –There is a £50 supplement for sole use of this room for the entire evening

These rooms are Ideal for a group setting. Split the costs with a few of you to create your own unique Headspace – Why not take advantage of the sleepovers, make it a night.

In the event of both rooms being reserved the area beyond the banisters will be out of bounds, unless you are part of the groups that have sole use of these rooms.

Headspace crew will be dotted around. Feel free to stop anyone of us with any questions you may have

Sleepovers are available at £15 per person. Please book directly with Townhouse in advance – Payment can be made by Paypal or bank transfer. The rooms are not available until the end of the event and the club does not open until 9am the following morning, therefore you are unable to leave the club before this time. Kick out time is 11am, tea/coffee and toast provided.

If you don’t have Townhouse membership please bring a form of ID
Usual Townhouse etiquette and rules apply
Don’t mix alcohol and play. Please keep it safe, sane & consensual



It’s September and that means that the school bell is calling all you brats back to the classroom at the Townhouse school for miscreant boys and girls. I have a feeling that a reminder of the school rules will be needed after the long summer holiday and our Head Mistress will be ensuring that regulation school uniform is worn in class as well as rules upheld.

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Head Mistress will be looking to award Head Boy and Head Girl to the well behaved amongst you, so be sure to impress if you want this coveted accolade!

The cane will be on hand to control the more unruly amongst you and those who are especially disruptive will have time to think about their behaviour during time out in the basement….nobody will hear your cries in our ‘special’ seclusion room.

Our teachers have several uses for their rulers and school desks are not just for writing on….they can be very inventive.

Don’t forget an apple or toastie always goes a long way to impress our teachers 😉

So for those who want to learn the ABC of BDSM then come to the Townhouse School of Kink to learn from the best, but remember to silence those tongues whilst observing and keep those hands to yourself!

Chewing gum is not allowed
Smoking in the toilets is not allowed
Kissing behind the bike sheds is not allowed
Cheek, cussing and lewd hand gestures is not allowed
speak when your spoken to
and always address your teachers as Sir and Miss
It sounds easy doesn’t it? But historically we know that the beginning of term means chaos and mayhem, so I can feel an awful lot of punishments and lessons will be needed to get you all in line.

1st September 8.30pm…be there or your parents are getting a letter home!

Lady C

50 Shades of Wahay – Swinging/Fetish Crossover Party 2nd September

Townhouse Fetish/Swinging Crossover events are back with a vengeance! Our last event was a capacity party and a massive success so if you have a BDSM/Fetish itch that you would like to scratch, then you MUST get along to this party!! But even if you don’t have a fetish itch, this is still a great swinging party!

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So what’s it all about??……
This is our usual fantastic Swinging Saturday but we will also be joined by some members of our fetish community. Some will be playing openly for you to observe and ask questions afterwards. Others will be running a demonstration for those who are curious about BDSM but don’t know where to start.

Our demos will be starting around 10.15pm with a talk about basic bondage and ties that can be used in any environment…who needs special equipment and expensive leather restraints? These are great but in the heat of the moment, grab that neck tie and use some basic tricks to spice things up! So our demo team will be using rope and other things to hand and will go over some techniques, then they will be taking groups of people who want to be hands on and showing you close up, how to do quick and easy ties and bondage techniques. This is will be fun and informative as well as super sexy!

There will be lots of other types of BDSM play taking place around the club and you are very welcome to observe.

As this is a swinging night, our upstairs playrooms will be open as usual for filth and frolicks! So if you’re not curious about BDSM, then our bar area, wet area and all upstairs swinging rooms will be there for your pleasure!

The dress code is our usual dress to impress or if you’re feeling daring, then fetish wear is more than ok!!! lol

Our usual prices apply and we are still only admitting 8 single guys from our swinging membership; there maybe one or two additional guys in attendance from our fetish community who are doing the demos or playing openly for you to watch, learn and admire!

We recommend that you arrive before 10pm as this will be busy but also or demos are starting early and you don’t want to miss out!


Cheers to the New Year!

When you think of YMCA, you think mad, camp, crazy 70’s DISCO!! Well that is what we’re all about on 26th August!! We’re going back in time to sequins, flares, big hair and the Village People!!!

The Village people were known for their camp personas…the Indian, builder, sailor, cowboy, cop and leather guy…so let’s use them as inspiration and get some costumes together. You haven’t got to go the whole hog, just accessories are fine, but we will be handing out free entries to the best dressed!! Have some fun, lose your inhibitions and be a free spirit of the 70’s for one night only!

Our DJ will be with us, getting you up on that dance floor….songs such as Blame it on the Boogie, DISCO, Saturday Night Fever and of course YMCA should give you an idea of what to expect.

It’s all about having fun, having a laugh at ourselves and meeting some new, fun loving friends to take up stairs later!!

Be warned though…70’s fanny growlers are not allowed!!! I don’t expect you to take the 70’s theme that far, but big porn star moustaches are fine!! lol

The usual Saturday night prices apply and we only have 8 single guy places for established members, so get in touch asap to snap one up!!

So come and join us for what is going to be an amazing night of fun, filth and feckin hilarious costumes!!!


Young & Hung Big Party 24th August

Mrs Pro Blow likes her guys Young and Hung and has decided it’s time to throw another private party at Townhouse.  The last Young and Hung party was a huge success and super busy!!! We were full of gorgeous ladies looking for young, hot studs….So dont be shy come and join us for some fun!



Young & Hung….

I’m calling on all hunky young studs who think they can handle confident, experienced females…I’m Inviting all the MILFs, Cougars and women who, like myself, enjoy men of a certain age, endowment and stamina.

‘Young’ …for this event I have a 35 and under age limit on Single guys. Age limit does not apply to couples.

‘Hung’ …I won’t be measuring but I may have to have a close inspection…it’s the perk of being a host, to be first to check out what’s on offer  If you think you have what it takes, then this event is for you. Prove to us that young studs and toy boys can keep our ladies satisfied…you won’t regret it

Entry requirements.

You DO NOT need to be a member of club but will need to bring two forms of ID. Couples we ask that you are an established/verified couple on the likes of Fab Swingers or hold a Townhouse Couples membership.

The event runs from 19:30 – 01:30am

This is a private event so all names need to be on the guest list so add your name by contacting us at infotownhouse@aol.com.

Ladies are free of charge

£10 per couple

£10 Single Guy (Townhouse Member)

£20 Single Guy (Non Member)

As this is a private event and cheap entry I ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and instead purchase from the very well stocked, subsidised bar. You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels and condoms are available free of charge.

If you have any questions, just get in touch!