HARLOTS – A brand new and EXCLUSIVE private event to be held at Townhouse on Thursday 19th October. 19.30 until 01.30.
Harlots is ALL about us ladies. A new concept that focuses purely on us classy, sexual, desirable ladies and our needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.
Only true gentlemen will be considered for this event, and when we say gentlemen we mean it. You will have exceptional manners, be socially adaptable and chivalrous. These traits are essential but only a start. You should be good looking, impeccably groomed and smartly dressed. Being a gentlemen is what Harlots is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Gentlemen should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions (unless of course you’re exceptionally exceptional).
Couples who fit the above criteria are more than welcome to attend.
Ladies will be greeted on arrival by one of my attentive butler’s who’ll serve you with a chilled glass of bubbly to welcome you to Harlots.
This event to be like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please contact us – firstname.lastname@example.org
Just a little more information on the venue:
Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30
If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.
For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out our main website http://www.townhouseswingers.co.uk
Females: £10, Couples: £10, Males: £20
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your drivers license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)
See you there xx
Want some sexy photos for your personal collection or for your online profile? Fancy getting behind the camera and testing out your skills?
This event is what we call an open shoot. We invite photographers whether you be pro, semi pro or amateur and ‘models’ of all shapes, sizes and age. No experience needed; it’s all about getting together to create some great shots for mutual use and enjoyment. Couples can come along and just take their own photos for personal use; it really is up to you!
You just pay a tenner to attend regardless of which side of the camera you are on and bring all your kit along with you as we don’t supply anything like lighting or props, clothes or wigs. We don’t supply photographers or models; you turn up on the day and chat to each other on arrival and agree what you all want to get out of the day. Some ‘models’ bring their own photographers, some couples come together with their camera or camera phone, some come alone and hope to meet up with someone to take their much wanted shots.
You can agree how the shots are used. If you don’t want the photographer to plaster your pics online, just pre arrange this before you go ahead.
We open our doors at 1.30pm and close at 6pm, so plenty of time for you to take advantage of our facilities and have a great day! We ask that you don’t bring your own food or drink and purchase from us.
Please email email@example.com to book a place.
Places are limited as we don’t want the club packed so as to enable you to spread out and bring all your kit without bring on top of each other.
This is NOT a play/swinging event. It is purely a photography event and everybody is welcome, including non members.
See you there!
This is our usual, good old back to basics BDSM night for those who just want to enjoy some good old thrashings, lashings and bashings with some kinkery thrown in for good measure! Lol
Beat those Autumn blues out!! lol
This is a perfect event for newbies who may want to learn more about the scene by watching others at play or just chatting around the bar. It’s also perfect for those who fancy an event which is all about the kink.
There is no theme, no gimmick just good old BDSM. This is not strict protocol and you are welcome to attend socially if you wish but we do have a minimum dresscode of all dark clothing, fetish/ BDSM clothing or alternative clothing…THIS IS BEING STRICTLY ENFORCED AND PEOPLE WILL BE TURNED AWAY IF THEY DO NOT ARRIVE OR HAVE A CHANGE OF CLOTHES ADHERING TO THE DRESS CODE.
Don’t forget that there is a night bus now taking you from just down the road from the club to Liverpool and Chester.
Overnights available! email us to book on firstname.lastname@example.org
Monday 2nd October – MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE “Trick or Treat Halloween Party” 10.30am til 3.30pm
Hello again Ladies and Gents, Ghosts and Ghouls, Witches and Wizards!
Because we’re all totally batty here at Townhouse HQ, we’re getting our spook on a little earlier than most. Yes, we are creeping it real this October for Milf Monday @TOWNHOUSE – simply the busiest and the best daytime event in the North!
As usual we’ll have supplies available to keep up your energy levels throughout the day. If you’re fabulously frightening then you may just get a little trick or treat from us.
We are turning one of our public play rooms into a dark room for this event. Pitch black with exception of our glow in the dark condoms! Super spooky for those who like the willies put up them (Sorry, I couldn’t resist!).
Just £10 entry for everyone
***** Any of our boo-tiful ladies who come dressed in spooky Halloween attire will bag themselves FREE ENTRY***** I’m always so impressed by the efforts that some of you go to for our themed events. Amazing!
If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our “Back to school” MILF MONDAY!
The not so small print….
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
You are cordially invited to Townhouse on 30th September 2017 for our Fall Ball end of month party!
The nights are drawing in and we’re getting all Autumnal at Townhouse! Don’t worry about feeling the cold though as we’ll be sure to keep you warm all night long!!!
This is a formal themed party and we ask guests to dust down their fineries and dress to impress. We’re not asking for tuxedos unless that’s your thing, but trousers and shirt are a bare minimum with suits or waistcoats being the preferred attire. Ladies, go all out and glam up as much as you dare…lets bling the shit out of this thing!!
Once we all dress down after 11pm, you could always continue the formal look and just wear a dickie bow or ladies could wear something skimpy and sequined?! Lol think dazzling and debauched!
We will be offering up Autumnal treats throughout the night, such as cinder toffee and marshmallows to roast on our open fire pit!
Our end of month parties are always busy and we recommend that everybody aims to arrive before 10.30pm to guarantee entry.
The usual Saturday night prices apply and we are only admitting 8 single guys who must be established members and book in advance.
I’m afraid ALL overnight stays have already been booked and paid for!! This is a very popular night already!
See you all there! Now to decide which frock to wear…decisions decisions!!!
The Townhouse finishing school for young ladies starts term once again on Thursday 28th September!
Unlike other schools, Townhouse produces real women of the future! None of this boring housewife malarkey!! No! Our ladies leave us with skills to keep anyone satisfied in the bedroom, they can drink anyone under the table and look hot as hell!
Our Reiki and IHM therapist will be with us from the start of term to ease away the stress of your boring vanilla summer…15 minutes with her and your inner minx will be back!! We will have a nail bar and vajazzle corner, so you can practice your beauty skills on each other!
We also want to see lots of action behind the bike sheds as I’m sure you’ve all missed each other over the summer break, so we will be supplying ‘toys’ for you to get back into the saddle!
The Tipsy Unicorn bar will be open until 12.45am, as will the oriGIN bar and there will be choccies on the bar too as diets aren’t allowed in our school!
The Townhouse uniform is compulsory and we are enforcing it with no exceptions this term!! For those who have forgotten, we insist on slutty, sexy and sassy at all times and go as bare as you dare! No wallflowers in twinsets at Townhouse!! So please respect our uniform policy and only attend in your sexiest underwear!
This is an all female school and there will be gay, bi and straight ladies in class, some from last term but we expect there to be lots of newbies so don’t be shy! Speaking of shy, if you are a prude, then we will need to work extra hard on your inner slut and we may do this by exposing you to lots of girl on girl action! You don’t need to take part but we find that the only way to rid you of shyness once and for all is to at least introduce you to the exhibitionists in the group!
Don’t forget your £10 subscription on the way in and report at 6.30pm
See you all at the Townhouse Finishing School for Ladies – where only the sluttiest ladies graduate!
If you want to bring your pyjamas and sleepover at our boarding school, we are offering overnight stays for this event. They cost £15 pp and you need to book those directly with TownhouseTwosome.
Our themes as always are optional and all of our lounge area and play rooms are open for socialising & sexual and fetish frolics.
Doors Open at 6.30pm and we close at 1.30am.
You will need £10 locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our well stocked bar. If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring two forms of ID.
Being a member of townhouse has its perks and one of those is a *free monthly kinky karaoke night