HANGOVER HORN @ The Tipsy Unicorn Bar – Townhouse 12th November

The Tipsy Unicorn (1)

Been partying hard all weekend and not quite ready to stop and face the Monday blues? Woken with an absolutely raging case of the hangover horn and you’re already on Fab trying to organise a meet? Maybe a hair of the dog is much needed?

Come on over to The Tipsy Unicorn Bar!

We’re open 5pm til 9pm so you can get your family stuff done beforehand and you’re not too late for work the next day.

In our bar you can enjoy a hair of the dog, stodgy cheese and ham toasties in case you missed out on your roast dinner and it even has porn! It’s the best bar ever! Did I mention the 46 brands of gin?

Come and chill in the hot tub and sauna or socialise with the regulars.

Non members are welcome at this event so it’s an ideal meeting location for a Fab rendezvous or for those that want to have a nose at the club.

Entry Cost
Members £5 per person
Non Members £10 per person

Don’t forget your £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab and you’ll need two forms of ID if you’re not a member. All food and beverages must be purchased from The Tipsy Unicorn @ Townhouse.


FALL BALL @ Townhouse 30th Sept BIG PARTY NIGHT!!


You are cordially invited to Townhouse on 30th September 2017 for our Fall Ball end of month party!

The nights are drawing in and we’re getting all Autumnal at Townhouse! Don’t worry about feeling the cold though as we’ll be sure to keep you warm all night long!!!

This is a formal themed party and we ask guests to dust down their fineries and dress to impress. We’re not asking for tuxedos unless that’s your thing, but trousers and shirt are a bare minimum with suits or waistcoats being the preferred attire. Ladies, go all out and glam up as much as you dare…lets bling the shit out of this thing!!

Once we all dress down after 11pm, you could always continue the formal look and just wear a dickie bow or ladies could wear something skimpy and sequined?! Lol think dazzling and debauched!

We will be offering up Autumnal treats throughout the night, such as cinder toffee and marshmallows to roast on our open fire pit!

Our end of month parties are always busy and we recommend that everybody aims to arrive before 10.30pm to guarantee entry.

The usual Saturday night prices apply and we are only admitting 8 single guys who must be established members and book in advance.

I’m afraid ALL overnight stays have already been booked and paid for!! This is a very popular night already!

See you all there! Now to decide which frock to wear…decisions decisions!!!

*FREE KINKY KARAOKE 14th September

Being a member of townhouse has its perks and one of those is a *free monthly kinky karaoke night

Sept KK

Jester be your karaoke compère and may indulge in a little singing himself. Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month is ‘Soul, Motown and RnB…calling all you ‘Single Ladies’ to shake your booty like Beyonce, all you guys to ‘Uptown Funk’ like Bruno Mars and maybe grab your girlfriends and destroy ‘ We are Family’ by Sister Sledge. The possibilities are endless with this theme and we will give you some inspiration on the night.

Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement  lol

We have a karaoke competition at the start of the evening; the competition starts at 9pm and you need to register your interest in the competition on the way in at reception. Each singer gets to perform one song during the competition and the winner will receive a future free entry voucher for any event. The competition will last no longer than an hour and then you can sing whatever you want and as many times as you want after that. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

*Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.

It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID; please email us at infotownhouse@aol.com.  You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked, subsidised bar should satisfy your thirst. Don’t forget your £10 locker key deposit.

So get your name down and I’ll see you there!