EYES WIDE SHUT Party Night – All Your Darkest Desires Under One Roof 25th November

Let the mystique begin… the stage has been set for a forbidden night of decadent fantasies and the actors are being called upon to play their parts. Only the vivacious and hedonistic shall be required. Our master of ceremonies and his pleasure slaves will be leading you down the path of desires, where there is no judgement, only pure exploration and Indulgence. Our boudoirs will be filled with those that are truly sexually free, the exhibitionists, the perverse and the insatiable.

No inhibitions permitted.

Anonymity is compulsory so you will be required to hide your identity with a Venetian mask.

For those wanting to explore the darker side of passion, our cellar dungeon will be open… taking the first cellar step into a whole new world of gratification.

The VIP darkest desires Moroccan boudoir is invitation only. Guests that want to immerse themselves in experiencing sheer hedonism will be selected throughout the course of the evening and given an invitation to the frivolous pan sexual masked orgy.

A strict dress code must be adhered to… formal attire is expected. Our pre-selected pleasure slaves may be stripped naked then cloaked upon arrival.

Express your interest by emailing at infotownhouse@aol.com and those chosen will be contacted and given a password to enter. We expect the highest level of secrecy and discretion for what goes on behind our closed doors.

Eyes Wide Shut….the best kept secret!

 

The Wirral Munch – BDSM Social 14th November

Ok…What is f*ck is a MUNCH I hear you say?!

Traditionally, Munches were set up as social gatherings for people interested in BDSM in the early 90’s prior to the internet taking over the world!

The Wirral munch is one of the oldest of it’s kind in the region and it’s held at Townhouse. This is open to ANYONE and its FREE!!!!!!

The idea is that people come together who have got an interest (even if it’s a bit of minor curiosity at the moment) in BDSM/Fetish to chat, chew the fat, share stories and BDSM experiences and reassure newbies that we really aren’t mad and that BDSM/Fetish covers anything from a bit of blindfolded, tie and tease sex, right up to severe humiliation and degradation. The BDSM spectrum is broad and at the Wirral Munch we get people interested in all sorts of weird and mainly wonderful shit! We enjoy drinks with some of the most interesting characters you are likely to meet.

To put it very simply, imagine you are in the pub, having a drink or 3 and talking about stuff that would raise more than a few eyebrows down at the Red Lion!

The Wirral Munch is a bit different, in that the ground floor of the club is strictly just like any other pub. So no public nudity and no sex of any kind on this floor. However, if people want to come in and use our dungeons or watch some BDSM play, then they can and it just costs them a fiver. No membership needed. This is NOT a swinging event.

We also hold demos throughout the year too for those who want to learn some skills

You can walk in as a non member and as long as you stay on the groundfloor it’s free entry. If you want to wander to the cellar dungeon or the upper floors, it’s a fiver…simples!

The Wirral munch takes place on the 2nd Tuesday of every month from 7.30pm til Midnight and it’s busy!

See you there xx

PUB NIGHT – The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse Tues 28th November

Has your gold fish died? Worried about the size of your penis? Your partner run off with their fuckbuddy? Finding people your nan’s age attractive?? Numb the pain and forget your troubles at The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse. The more you drink, the less you worry!

The Tipsy Unicorn opens its doors at 7pm until 12.30am for anyone to join us for fun, laughs and beer as cold as your ex’s heart! Membership not needed and entry is FREE. Just think of it as a night down at your local pub!!  As this is a pub night, wear what you wish!

Why go to your boring local pub to talk about vanilla stuff, when you can come to the Tipsy Unicorn and flirt with other swingers and fetishists and be yourself! If you’re feeling frisky, you can even pay a fiver and venture upstairs to our playrooms or if you want a chill out, head to our hot tub/sauna.

If you’ve had a crap weekend, then come along and start as you mean to go on…did you know that 2-3 gins reduces your risk of giving a shit anyway?!

Our October Pub Night was a MASSIVE success and we were packed out!!! I can’t think of a better way to spend a boring Tuesday night….can you?

So Tuesday 28th November @ The Tipsy Unicorn….gather your pals and head on over and share a drink or 3 with me 😊

Happy Hour!! 9-10pm – 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks 😉

Free air guitar with every bottle of bud

See you there!

xxx

FREE Kinky Karaoke @ Townhouse 9th Nov

Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a *free monthly karaoke event.

Jester will be your karaoke compère and he may indulge in a little singing himself. Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month is ‘DUETS’.  Let’s break the ice and pair people up. You can select your own singing partner or put your name down and I will match you up. You don’t even have to sing a duet, simply share a song, share the limelight, then share your partner ? No excuses for not taking part as you can literally hand hold and hide behind your singing buddy.
Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

*Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.

It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list below and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst. It’s a £10 locker key deposit.

So get your name down and we’ll see you there.

Sneak preview of our Halloween installations

We go all out at Townhouse for Halloween and today we started the 3 days process of setting up our installations which will be seen throughout the whole club! We started outside and you will see this as you walk onto the premises! lol  We had a LOT of fun doing this!

Join us for our main Halloween party on 28th October to see the rest of the completed set up for yourself!

xxx

NEW YEARS EVE PARTY!!! @ Townhouse

Out with the old and in with the new, if you’re up for a party, then Townhouse is for you!

So pucker up your lips and wear your best togs, coz you’re in for a treat and more than just snogs.

Luxuries, treats and bubbles will be served, by a waiter who is sexy so he’ll expect to be perved.

Our playrooms will be filled with horny swingers to the brim, so expect there to be filth and plenty of bare skin.

At the stroke of midnight, Vicky will announce, the coming of the new year, so get them lips ready to pounce.

Raise your glasses to a year of sexy memories to store and welcome in a new one to make many more.

Townhouse is a home to many of you, so what better place to party and bid the year adieu, than with Vicky and Jim and all of the crew…..maybe try something new and sample a gin or two?

December 31st is the date, don’t forget it. Buy your ticket real quick coz if you don’t you’ll regret it!!
xxx

Fine detail –

Tickets only – http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/townhouse

£25/ couple, £30/ guy, £10 TGirls, £5 / female

NY Resolution ‘last binge bars’ – Bubble bar, Shot waitress, carb corner and cake corner

Dress to impress, dress down to express

Doors 8.30pm LAST ENTRY 10pm!

All alcohol and soft drinks bought from our bar only

SEE YOU ALL THERE!!!
Vic and Jim xxxxxxx

FREE Entry Pub Night 24th Oct – ALL WELCOME

Has your gold fish died? Worried about the size of your penis? Your partner run off with their fuckbuddy? Finding people your nans age attractive?? Numb the pain and forget your troubles at The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse. The more you drink, the less you worry!

The Tipsy Unicorn opens its doors at 7pm until 12.30am for anyone to join us for fun, laughs and beer as cold as your ex’s heart! Membership not needed and entry is FREE. Just think of it as a night down at your local pub!!  As this is a pub night, wear what you wish!

Why go to your boring local pub to talk about vanilla stuff, when you can come to the Tipsy Unicorn and flirt with other swingers and fetishists and be yourself! If you’re feeling frisky, you can even pay a fiver and venture upstairs to our playrooms or if you want a chill out, head to our hot tub/sauna.

If you’ve had a crap weekend, then come along and start as you mean to go on…did you know that 2-3 gins reduces your risk of giving a shit anyway?!

So Tuesday 24^th October @ The Tipsy Unicorn….gather your pals and head on over and share a drink or 3 with me 😊

Happy Hour!! 9-10pm – 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks 😉

Free air guitar with every bottle of bud

See you there!

xxx

KINKY KARAOKE ‘Halloween’ Theme 12th October

Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a *free monthly karaoke event.

Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month is ‘Spooky Halloween’. So this time you are going to have to get creative or prepare.

Some suggestions are:
Stevie Wonder?s Superstition,
Thriller by Jacko,
Disturbia by Rihanna
Better The Devil by Kylie,
Somebody’s Watching Me by Rockwell,
Beautiful Monster by Ne-yo Highway to Hell by AC/DC
Or maybe your singing voice alone is enough to put the willies up some one…we get the odd howler in. 😛

Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

*Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been. It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list below and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst. Don’t forget your £10 locker key deposit.

So get your name down and we’ll see you there.

CRIME SCENE – Halloween Party 28th Oct

Every year Townhouse has a special Halloween theme and the club is transformed! This year the theme is Crime Scene and the theme will run throughout the club…inside and outside!

Cut through the crime scene tape and enter….rooms will be transformed and crime scenes re-produced. We have taken inspiration from true life crimes and fictional…think Dahmer, Bundy, Ed Gein, Dexter, Se7en, Hannibal, The Jonestown Massacre. The bar will be the Dark Room….a murderers hidey hole with momentos of their escapades. The Lounge will be Dexters Kill Room. Our playrooms will be transformed too but you will have to come along to find out more!

Our Halloween parties are ALWAYS a capacity night and a fantastic party, so make sure you’re early!! (No entry after 10.30pm!) Why not dress to the theme? You could keep it simple and arrive with wounds, bullet holes, scars, slashed clothes or you could go all out and come as a famous murderer/character! Think John Wayne Gacys Clown, Freddie Kruger, Jack the Ripper, Michael Myers, Pinhead, Psycho, SAW, Annabelle, chucky….the list is endless!! We will be handing out prizes for the best dressed and most imaginative costumes.

Let’s not forget that this is a swinging party first and foremost and this night is always one of the filthiest!! So remember to bring your best knickers under those scary outfits ?? lol Our DJ will be with us if you fancy a boogie; feel free to dance in your skimpies and food will also be provided to keep your energy levels up until 3am!

Normal prices apply but we cannot accept loyalty cards in exchange for free entries due to the high overheads.

We have a limit of 8 single guys places and you must be established members and book in advance.

See you all there!
xxx