EYES WIDE SHUT Party Night – All Your Darkest Desires Under One Roof 25th November


Let the mystique begin… the stage has been set for a forbidden night of decadent fantasies and the actors are being called upon to play their parts. Only the vivacious and hedonistic shall be required. Our master of ceremonies and his pleasure slaves will be leading you down the path of desires, where there is no judgement, only pure exploration and Indulgence. Our boudoirs will be filled with those that are truly sexually free, the exhibitionists, the perverse and the insatiable.

No inhibitions permitted.

Anonymity is compulsory so you will be required to hide your identity with a Venetian mask.

For those wanting to explore the darker side of passion, our cellar dungeon will be open… taking the first cellar step into a whole new world of gratification.

The VIP darkest desires Moroccan boudoir is invitation only. Guests that want to immerse themselves in experiencing sheer hedonism will be selected throughout the course of the evening and given an invitation to the frivolous pan sexual masked orgy.

A strict dress code must be adhered to… formal attire is expected. Our pre-selected pleasure slaves may be stripped naked then cloaked upon arrival.

Express your interest by emailing at infotownhouse@aol.com and those chosen will be contacted and given a password to enter. We expect the highest level of secrecy and discretion for what goes on behind our closed doors.

Eyes Wide Shut….the best kept secret!



The Wirral Munch – BDSM Social 14th November

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Ok…What is f*ck is a MUNCH I hear you say?!

Traditionally, Munches were set up as social gatherings for people interested in BDSM in the early 90’s prior to the internet taking over the world!

The Wirral munch is one of the oldest of it’s kind in the region and it’s held at Townhouse. This is open to ANYONE and its FREE!!!!!!

The idea is that people come together who have got an interest (even if it’s a bit of minor curiosity at the moment) in BDSM/Fetish to chat, chew the fat, share stories and BDSM experiences and reassure newbies that we really aren’t mad and that BDSM/Fetish covers anything from a bit of blindfolded, tie and tease sex, right up to severe humiliation and degradation. The BDSM spectrum is broad and at the Wirral Munch we get people interested in all sorts of weird and mainly wonderful shit! We enjoy drinks with some of the most interesting characters you are likely to meet.

To put it very simply, imagine you are in the pub, having a drink or 3 and talking about stuff that would raise more than a few eyebrows down at the Red Lion!

The Wirral Munch is a bit different, in that the ground floor of the club is strictly just like any other pub. So no public nudity and no sex of any kind on this floor. However, if people want to come in and use our dungeons or watch some BDSM play, then they can and it just costs them a fiver. No membership needed. This is NOT a swinging event.

We also hold demos throughout the year too for those who want to learn some skills

You can walk in as a non member and as long as you stay on the groundfloor it’s free entry. If you want to wander to the cellar dungeon or the upper floors, it’s a fiver…simples!

The Wirral munch takes place on the 2nd Tuesday of every month from 7.30pm til Midnight and it’s busy!

See you there xx

PUB NIGHT – The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse Tues 28th November

The Tipsy Unicorn

Has your gold fish died? Worried about the size of your penis? Your partner run off with their fuckbuddy? Finding people your nan’s age attractive?? Numb the pain and forget your troubles at The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse. The more you drink, the less you worry!

The Tipsy Unicorn opens its doors at 7pm until 12.30am for anyone to join us for fun, laughs and beer as cold as your ex’s heart! Membership not needed and entry is FREE. Just think of it as a night down at your local pub!!  As this is a pub night, wear what you wish!

Why go to your boring local pub to talk about vanilla stuff, when you can come to the Tipsy Unicorn and flirt with other swingers and fetishists and be yourself! If you’re feeling frisky, you can even pay a fiver and venture upstairs to our playrooms or if you want a chill out, head to our hot tub/sauna.

If you’ve had a crap weekend, then come along and start as you mean to go on…did you know that 2-3 gins reduces your risk of giving a shit anyway?!

Our October Pub Night was a MASSIVE success and we were packed out!!! I can’t think of a better way to spend a boring Tuesday night….can you?

So Tuesday 28th November @ The Tipsy Unicorn….gather your pals and head on over and share a drink or 3 with me 😊

Happy Hour!! 9-10pm – 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks 😉

Free air guitar with every bottle of bud

See you there!


Indulgence Take Over – ALL FEMALE PARTY 23rd Nov – Hosted by Missy Whiplash

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Well hello there, as some of you may know I am the resident lady loving lesbian of Townhouse, I haven’t missed an Indulgence since I started on this filthy swinging journey, so, who better to host this event than the queen of women herself. My aim for this night is fun, filth & oh more filth…

As this is a takeover, I am making the theme something a little ‘dark’, come over to the dark side and explore your inner most dark desires, whatever this may mean to you, an Elvira dress or a lacy body stocking to lure your prey in between your legs, mainly I want super sexy women that I can perv on at my leisure all night! lol

There will be ice breaker games for the shy ones amongst you, good music for the dancers & lots of sexy women for the perverts, there will be no-one in corners and by the end of the night we will all be very much acquainted. Leave your knitting needles at home, I want less gossip, more action!

If we have anyone celebrating a Birthday, then it is only fair that they offer themselves up as sacrifice for a little human buffet… if not I may just have to pick someone who takes my fancy and have a nibble.

So, leave your male halves at home and come and have a night of pure indulgence, don’t worry though men I may be a nympho, but, I promise I will return them back to you when they are spent & panting

As this is a private party you are asked to leave your alcohol at home and purchase from Townhouse’s beautifully stocked, super cheap bar instead (I vote for us all doing the gin bar challenge hehe). Locker key’s are provided for a £10 deposit which comes off your bar bill at the end of the night, towels and condoms (for the toys not the willies ha) are also provided free of charge at reception.

Doors open at 6:30pm until 1:30am on the 23rd November and it is just £10 per lady (and those that identify as ladies of course).

I will very much look forward to seeing you all on the darkside…

Missy Whiplash

Buxom Babes BBW Party @ Townhouse Thursday 16th November

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EVERYBODY is welcome, but we are extending a special invite to women who believe they have curves to die for and those who admire them!

Come along and flaunt your assets to those who love to watch you strut your stuff and will lavish in your gorgeousness!

No theme this time just fun and frolics… been getting busier every month and the last buxom babes of this year… so come along and let’s make it go with plenty of bangs..

16th November 7.30pm- 1.30am.
This is a VERY busy event and a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it by emailing us at infotownhouse@aol.com

Everybody is welcome to join us including non members, just bring photo ID to confirm your name AND address

Entry prices :
Couples £10
Single guys £10
Single females £5
TGirls £5
Single guy NON members £20

We ask that you don’t bring your alcohol and instead purchase from the very well stocked, subsidised bar. You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels and condoms are available free of charge.

See you there! xxx

RAW – Pure Play Party 17th Nov

We are bringing you the fifth instalment of RAW! This time we’ve made a few changes to the format.

Described as …’heady and charged’ RAW is for those that want get straight down to play. For greedy boys & greedy girls looking for action! This event focuses on gang bangs, group sex, multiple partners, bukkake and lots of filth and fucking. Not for the faint hearted!
It’s about stamina and orgasms rather than socialising.

Changes for this event…
•The bunkbeds room will be converted into a dark room. Perfect for letting your inhibitions go and playing with mystery guests.
•Single Males must be under 45 years old! We will be selecting a few over this age to invite but they are regular members or attendees to RAW. Totally our discretion.
•We are bringing back the fantasies. If you want us to help facilitate a play fantasy with multiple participants and chaperone the scene, we can! You need to contact us directly to discuss this then promote it with us on the RAW thread.

Our fuck pit returns to create extra play space and last time it was heavily used. The fuck pit is a converted section of the lounge so perfect for exhibitionists and voyeurs.

Last time RAW was a lockout and people were turned away on the night so it’s really important that if you can’t attend, you message us directly so we can keep our guest list as accurate as possible.

Apart from the hot tub, the whole club area is open for play so feel free to be spontaneous and fuck in the bar or lounge. We are encouraging early dress down too.

Females: £10, Couples: £20, Males: £20
You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring two forms of ID.
We have a strict dresscode in place: Smart, no sportswear.

As this is a private party and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol but purchase from the well stocked subsidised bar. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels and condoms are available free of charge.

Overnight stays are available and you need to contact TownhouseTwosome directly to book one of these.

All names need to be on the guest list so contact us at infotownhouse@aol.com

See you there! xx

Couples and Single Ladies Party 10th Nov

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Couples and females sexy slumber party. Get your sexy PJ’s on and chill out, chat and get naughty with each other in our special slumber party dens.

As always we have snacks for you all to nibble on (as well as each other). Townhouse has a fully licensed, well stocked bar. ALL drinks must be purchased from Townhouse. There is 3 floors for all you naughty people to explore.

Doors open at 8.30pm, last entry is 10.30pm. Closing time is 3am.

ALL COUPLES & FEMALES welcome, if your not members you will need 2 forms of ID with you for entry.

This is GUEST LIST ONLY.. If you would like to attend then email infotownhouse@aol.com.

If you have any questions don’t hesitate to ask.
£20 per couple
£10 for ladies
£15 for overnight stays if you want to make a night of it!
We look forward to seeing you all there. Sassy & Stu

FREE Kinky Karaoke @ Townhouse 9th Nov

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Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a *free monthly karaoke event.

Jester will be your karaoke compère and he may indulge in a little singing himself. Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month is ‘DUETS’.  Let’s break the ice and pair people up. You can select your own singing partner or put your name down and I will match you up. You don’t even have to sing a duet, simply share a song, share the limelight, then share your partner ? No excuses for not taking part as you can literally hand hold and hide behind your singing buddy.
Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

*Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.

It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list below and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst. It’s a £10 locker key deposit.

So get your name down and we’ll see you there.

MILF MONDAY ‘Charlottes Masked Birthday Party’ 6th Nov

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Hello again Ladies and Gentlemen. You are all cordially invited to attend November’s filthy Milf Monday @TOWNHOUSE- Simply the busiest and the best daytime event in the North!

So it’s my birthday!! And what better way to celebrate than with a lavish soirèe in my favourite club?!

I’m a huge fan of big, beautiful balls so that’s why we’re rolling with a mysterious masked ball theme this month. I’m thinking more masquerade and Venetian style masks rather than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Scream. Although feel free to style it out your own way!

Just £10 entry for everyone
***** Any of our ladies who come in masks will bag themselves FREE ENTRY***** Why not go one step further and dig out your favourite posh frock? I’m always so impressed by the efforts that some of you go to for our themed events. Absolutely amazing! Men are certainly encouraged to wear masks too. It would very much add to the intrigue!

If you’d like to attend then please email us infotownhouse@aol.com and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our “Masked Birthday Ball” MILF MONDAY!

The not so small print….
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident’s (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you.

50 Shades of Wahay Swinging/Fetish Crossover Party 4th Nov

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Our 50 Shades nights ARE FANTASTIC!!!!Established 3 years ago in one of the best fetish venues in the North, our 50 Shades night are responsible for dragging lots of swingers over the to the ‘dark side’

This is our usual fantastic Swinging Saturday but we will also be joined by some members of our fetish community. Some will be playing openly for you to observe and ask questions afterwards. Others will be running a demonstration for those who are curious about BDSM but don’t know where to start.

Our demos will be starting around 10.15pm with a very brief chat on etiquette while you are playing and observing. At 10.30pm we are being treated to an erotic wax demo in the main lounge. This is something that you could try at home and it’s a great way of enjoying a D/s exchange without the stereotypical bondage, pain, humiliation that people seem to expect! lol

The open play occurring on the night will include things such as flogging and other forms of impact. As this is a swinging night, our upstairs playrooms will be open as usual for filth and frolics! So if you’re not curious about BDSM, then our bar area, wet area and all upstairs swinging rooms will be there for your pleasure!

The dress code is our usual dress to impress or if you’re feeling daring, then fetishwear is more than ok!!! lol Our usual dress down after 11pm is slightly relaxed for fetishists as their dress down is fetishwear or all dark clothing but their play will be centred around our BDSM facilities not necessarily the playrooms.

Our usual prices apply and we are still only admitting 8 single guys from our swinging membership; there maybe one or two additional guys in attendance from our fetish community who are doing the demos or playing openly for you to watch, learn and admire!

We recommend that you arrive before 10pm as this will be busy but also our demos are starting early and you don’t want to miss out!

See you all there and if I can find a willing victim or two, my floggers will be getting an airing!xxx