Party With Jim!!! It’s his BIRTHDAY! 9th Dec

Well there’s not a lot to say about this party except, you HAVE to be there!!! It’s our night off and we intend to PARTY!

Let’s help Jim celebrate in style and get the gin flowing, the dancefloor bouncing and the bedrooms rocking!!

There will be some nibbles and cake, but don’t worry about the calories as we can all work it off later ??

As it’s a birthday party, as always, those on Jim’s Birthday list will get in for free or for a discounted price, so add your names by emailing us to ensure you get your bargain entry price!!

So, those on this list will get in for……
Ladies and TGirls – FREE (please leave your alcohol at home)
Couples – £15
Single Guys – £20 members only and the usual restriction on places will apply

We will be offering overnights as always at £15 per person if you want to make a night of it! Email me to book your bed.

As it’s Crimbo, feel free to dress festive but if you’re a Bah Humbug like Jim, then our usual Dress to Impress dress code will apply.

Whack your names on the list and let’s get this party started!!!
Vic and Jim xxxx
9th Dec
8.30pm til 3am
Last entry 10.30pm
Be there!! xx

Kinky Karaoke @ Townhouse 7th Dec – Jingle all the way!

Dec KK

Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a *free monthly karaoke event.

Jester will be your karaoke compère and may indulge in a little singing himself. Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month is ‘It’s Christmas’.
We want every cheesy Crimbo tune on the go. Whether a festive classic such as Santa Claus is Coming to Town or a Christmas number one like Spice Girl’s 2 become 1… seasonal glee shall be ringing out across the lounge. So down some eggnog, throw on a Christmas jumper and join Father Jestmas for a tinseltastic Kinky Karaoke.

Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

*Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.
It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list so email us to go on the list and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst. Don’t forget your £10 locker key deposit.

All I want for Christmas… is you… to sleigh over to Townhouse! Get your name on the guestlist and we’ll see you there!

The Wirral Munch BDSM Social 9th January


Ok…What is f*ck is a MUNCH I hear you say?!
Traditionally, Munches were set up as social gatherings for people interested in BDSM in the early 90’s prior to the internet taking over the world!

The Wirral munch is one of the oldest of it’s kind in the region and it’s held at Townhouse. This is open to ANYONE and its FREE!!!!!!

The idea is that people come together who have got an interest (even if it’s a bit of minor curiosity at the moment) in BDSM/Fetish to chat, chew the fat, share stories and BDSM experiences and reassure newbies that we really aren’t mad and that BDSM/Fetish covers anything from a bit of blindfolded, tie and tease sex, right up to severe humiliation and degradation. The BDSM spectrum is broad and at the Wirral Munch we get people interested in all sorts of weird and mainly wonderful shit! We enjoy drinks with some of the most interesting characters you are likely to meet.

To put it very simply, imagine you are in the pub, having a drink or 3 and talking about stuff that would raise more than a few eyebrows down at the Red Lion!  As it’s Christmas, we’ll be all festive and have some Christmas nibbles on the bar 🙂

The Wirral Munch is a bit different, in that the ground floor of the club is strictly just like any other pub. So no public nudity and no sex of any kind on this floor. However, if people want to come in and use our dungeons or watch some BDSM play, then they can and it just costs them a fiver. No membership needed. This is NOT a swinging event.
We also hold demos throughout the year too for those who want to learn some skills

You can walk in as a non member and as long as you stay on the groundfloor it’s free entry. If you want to wander to the cellar dungeon or the upper floors, it’s a fiver…simples!

The Wirral munch takes place on the 2nd Tuesday of every month from 7.30pm til Midnight and it’s busy!

See you there xx

Big Christmas Party 16th Dec @ Townhouse


Twas the week before Christmas, when all through Townhouse, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The staff are on the bar, dressed as Santa and reindeer, ready to greet our guests and serve them with beer.   8.29pm and the doors are about to open, 1 minute until the chaos, well at least we are hopin’

Christmas songs are playing, which are wrecking Vicky’s head. Listening to them til 3am fills her with dread. Mince pies, Stollen and choccies are lined up on the bar and a feast fit for a king awaits, minus the caviar!   (blurgh)

The doors burst open, ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS!’ we cry, while guests pile into the club, a naughty twinkle in their eye. Snogs are exchanged and hugs are dished out, it’s like family coming home, coz that’s what Townhouse is all about.

The gin bar is raided and the glasses are filled, so it’s time to hit the dancefloor and the gin to be swilled. Everyone is dancing with one thing on their mind, which person in the room will they become entwined?! Sexual tension fills the air and the dancing becomes dirty, before you know it, filth is all around and it’s more than just flirty!

What happens upstairs? Well I couldn’t possibly say, coz what happens in Townhouse within our walls it will stay!!! If you’re curious for more and you’re a party animal at heart, then stick Dec 16th in your diary and become a Townhouse Tart.

Membership or ID will get you through our doors but not after 11pm it won’t, coz that’s last entry of course! So Townhouse is the place to party and you know that I’m right…………

So MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and to all a good night


Normal prices apply:

£5/ female, £10/TGirl, £25/couple, £30/single guy

Guys must book in advance and there will only be 8 single guy places

New couples and females welcome