Party With Jim!!! It’s his BIRTHDAY! 9th Dec

Well there’s not a lot to say about this party except, you HAVE to be there!!! It’s our night off and we intend to PARTY!

Let’s help Jim celebrate in style and get the gin flowing, the dancefloor bouncing and the bedrooms rocking!!

There will be some nibbles and cake, but don’t worry about the calories as we can all work it off later ??

As it’s a birthday party, as always, those on Jim’s Birthday list will get in for free or for a discounted price, so add your names by emailing us to ensure you get your bargain entry price!!

So, those on this list will get in for……
Ladies and TGirls – FREE (please leave your alcohol at home)
Couples – £15
Single Guys – £20 members only and the usual restriction on places will apply

We will be offering overnights as always at £15 per person if you want to make a night of it! Email me to book your bed.

As it’s Crimbo, feel free to dress festive but if you’re a Bah Humbug like Jim, then our usual Dress to Impress dress code will apply.

Whack your names on the list and let’s get this party started!!!
Vic and Jim xxxx
9th Dec
8.30pm til 3am
Last entry 10.30pm
Be there!! xx


Fab Swingers Social/Play Party 8th Dec 17

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The last Fab Social/Play Event of 2017 @ Townhouse!

Open to all members of FAB Swingers but you must be on the guest list to attend. The club will only be open to people on the guest list so email us at along with your real names and your fab username.

Club opens at 8.30pm, last entry is 10.00pm unless arranged in advance with the club, 3am close.

If you’re already a member of Townhouse, please bring your membership card. If you’re not then you will need to bring ID or you will be refused admission to the club.

Although this is a ‘SOCIAL’ all the facilities at Townhouse will be open So if you just want to be social, there is a great bar area and also an entertainment lounge or even the Jacuzzi. If you want to explore the rest of the club, feel free and if you want to be more than a bit social, then take full advantage of the club.

We ask that you leave your alcohol at home and purchase from our subsidised, well stocked bar.

See you there!! xx

Kinky Karaoke @ Townhouse 7th Dec – Jingle all the way!

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Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a *free monthly karaoke event.

Jester will be your karaoke compère and may indulge in a little singing himself. Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month is ‘It’s Christmas’.
We want every cheesy Crimbo tune on the go. Whether a festive classic such as Santa Claus is Coming to Town or a Christmas number one like Spice Girl’s 2 become 1… seasonal glee shall be ringing out across the lounge. So down some eggnog, throw on a Christmas jumper and join Father Jestmas for a tinseltastic Kinky Karaoke.

Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

*Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.
It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list so email us to go on the list and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst. Don’t forget your £10 locker key deposit.

All I want for Christmas… is you… to sleigh over to Townhouse! Get your name on the guestlist and we’ll see you there!

BI – PARTY part deux @ Townhouse 15th Dec

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Yes it’s the return of our very popular ‘Bi-tastic’ Party! The last party was super busy and we expect this one to be the same!

Bi Party Part Deux @Townhouse
Friday 15th December 8:30pm till 3am.

So this event is for bi or bi curious couples, girls, t-girls and guys only. If you are a couple then both of you have to be bi or bi curious. Also prefer to be stated on your fab swingers profile if you have one.

Non members are welcome but please bring 2 types of ID with you.
Couples £20
Guys £25
Girls £5
TV/TS £10

So what is on offer …
We will have our DJ with us, raising temperatures to get the party started. If you need cooling down then you can purchase all your drinks from the reasonable priced bar.

We will have nibbles on the bar to keep your energy levels up and for you to enjoy.

We will have the popular dark room with glow in the dark condoms for all you adventurers and also feel free to take full advantage of the glory holes!

The ‘Anyone can start’ Orgy room!!

Also our Human Buffet will be on offer. Looking for 2 sexy Guy volunteers!!!

Christmas is the theme and feel free to dress as a sexy Santa or a minxy Elf. As a minimum we ask you dress to impress. No sportswear or hoodies!

Condoms are provided free of charge and just £1 fee for a towel but feel free to bring your own.

As this is a private party we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol but purchase from our highly subsidised bar.

Overnight stays will be available at £15pp which includes tea & toast in the morning.

This is a guest list only event, so email us on to be added to our guest list.

Hope you can all make it!


HARLOTS @ Townhouse 14th December


After Harlots’ successful debut at Townhouse in October, it will now be a regular bi-monthly occurrence! The next event shall be held on Thursday 14th December (19.30 – 01.30). All details are below…..

Harlots is ALL about us ladies. A new concept that focuses purely on us classy, sexual, desirable ladies and our needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.

Only true gentlemen will be considered for this event, and when we say gentlemen we mean it. You will have exceptional manners, be socially adaptable and chivalrous. These traits are essential but only a start. You should be good looking, impeccably groomed and smartly dressed. Being a gentlemen is what Harlots is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Gentlemen should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions (unless of course you’re exceptionally exceptional).

Couples who fit the above criteria are more than welcome to attend.
This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please email us on

Just a little more fine detail:

Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30 – last entry 10.30pm

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!

If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, Jacuzzi and sauna.

Females: £10, Couples: £15, Males: £20

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your drivers license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)

See you there xx

The Wirral Munch BDSM Social 9th January


Ok…What is f*ck is a MUNCH I hear you say?!
Traditionally, Munches were set up as social gatherings for people interested in BDSM in the early 90’s prior to the internet taking over the world!

The Wirral munch is one of the oldest of it’s kind in the region and it’s held at Townhouse. This is open to ANYONE and its FREE!!!!!!

The idea is that people come together who have got an interest (even if it’s a bit of minor curiosity at the moment) in BDSM/Fetish to chat, chew the fat, share stories and BDSM experiences and reassure newbies that we really aren’t mad and that BDSM/Fetish covers anything from a bit of blindfolded, tie and tease sex, right up to severe humiliation and degradation. The BDSM spectrum is broad and at the Wirral Munch we get people interested in all sorts of weird and mainly wonderful shit! We enjoy drinks with some of the most interesting characters you are likely to meet.

To put it very simply, imagine you are in the pub, having a drink or 3 and talking about stuff that would raise more than a few eyebrows down at the Red Lion!  As it’s Christmas, we’ll be all festive and have some Christmas nibbles on the bar 🙂

The Wirral Munch is a bit different, in that the ground floor of the club is strictly just like any other pub. So no public nudity and no sex of any kind on this floor. However, if people want to come in and use our dungeons or watch some BDSM play, then they can and it just costs them a fiver. No membership needed. This is NOT a swinging event.
We also hold demos throughout the year too for those who want to learn some skills

You can walk in as a non member and as long as you stay on the groundfloor it’s free entry. If you want to wander to the cellar dungeon or the upper floors, it’s a fiver…simples!

The Wirral munch takes place on the 2nd Tuesday of every month from 7.30pm til Midnight and it’s busy!

See you there xx

FOCUS – Photography Event 6th October 1.30pm – 6pm

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Want some sexy/fetish/risqué photos for your personal collection or for your online profile? Fancy getting behind the camera and testing out your skills?

This event is what we call an open shoot. We invite photographers whether you be pro, semi pro or amateur and ‘models’ of all shapes, sizes and age. No experience needed; it’s all about getting together to create some great shots for mutual use and enjoyment. Couples can come along and just take their own photos for personal use; it really is up to you!

You just pay a tenner to attend regardless of which side of the camera you are on and bring all your kit along with you as we don’t supply anything like lighting or props, clothes or wigs. We don’t supply photographers or models; you turn up on the day and chat to each other on arrival and agree what you all want to get out of the day. Some ‘models’ bring their own photographers, some couples come together with their camera or camera phone, some come alone and hope to meet up with someone to take their much wanted shots.

You can agree how the shots are used. If you don’t want the photographer to plaster your pics online, just pre-arrange this before you go ahead.

We open our doors at 1.30pm and close at 6pm, so plenty of time for you to take advantage of our facilities and have a great day! We ask that you don’t bring your own food or drink and purchase from us.

Please email me at to book a place. Places are limited as we don’t want the club packed so as to enable you to spread out and bring all your kit without being on top of each other.

Note about producing photographs… when negotiating arrangements between models and photographers, please agree on an acceptable timescale for photographs to be handed over to models. Models are giving their time in exchange for images and it’s unfair if they don’t receive any. If photographers fail to hand over images in a timely fashion, then they won’t be able to attend future events. This may also result in models providing a less than positive review on the photographer’s social media profiles such as Purpleport.

This is NOT a play event. It is purely a photography event and everybody is welcome, including non members.

Monday 4th December – MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE “IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!” 10.30am til 3.30pm

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Ho Ho Ho!
In the words of Noddy Holder – “IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!!!”.

I’m making a list. I’m checking in twice. I’m gonna find out who’s naughty or nice at December’s Milf Monday!

Will your sack be full and on the verge of overflowing? Or perhaps you’ll just be lucky to find a piece of coal in your stocking. Either way, get yours-elf down to the best day time event in the North (West) Pole!

We’ve got SO much going on at our CHRISTMAS Milf Monday. Here’s a little teaser….

Any filthy fantasies on your Xmas list this year? Perhaps you’ve always longed for a pearl necklace…..3 wise men bearing gifts for you in the orgy room…… a trip to Santa’s grotto so you can sit on his knee…. a delicious feast of sweet treats served up on your very own angel platter….? Drop us a message or pop a post on the thread and we’ll see if we can make your wish a reality. Afterall, Xmas is a time for giving! Maybe we can grant you your very own Miracle on 9 Union Street….

Be creative with your costume. The most impressive will be rewarded with a fabulous prize. We LOVE quirky, crazy and outrageous here at Townhouse so go wild! If past events are anything to go by, you’ll blow us away with your amazing outfits!
All ladies who make the effort will receive FREE ENTRY

Festive treats will be on offer and Christmas tunes will belting out. Let’s get this party started!!!

If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
£10 for all!

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our “IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!” MILF MONDAY!


The more serious stuff….
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.

Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident’s (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you.

Big Christmas Party 16th Dec @ Townhouse


Twas the week before Christmas, when all through Townhouse, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The staff are on the bar, dressed as Santa and reindeer, ready to greet our guests and serve them with beer.   8.29pm and the doors are about to open, 1 minute until the chaos, well at least we are hopin’

Christmas songs are playing, which are wrecking Vicky’s head. Listening to them til 3am fills her with dread. Mince pies, Stollen and choccies are lined up on the bar and a feast fit for a king awaits, minus the caviar!   (blurgh)

The doors burst open, ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS!’ we cry, while guests pile into the club, a naughty twinkle in their eye. Snogs are exchanged and hugs are dished out, it’s like family coming home, coz that’s what Townhouse is all about.

The gin bar is raided and the glasses are filled, so it’s time to hit the dancefloor and the gin to be swilled. Everyone is dancing with one thing on their mind, which person in the room will they become entwined?! Sexual tension fills the air and the dancing becomes dirty, before you know it, filth is all around and it’s more than just flirty!

What happens upstairs? Well I couldn’t possibly say, coz what happens in Townhouse within our walls it will stay!!! If you’re curious for more and you’re a party animal at heart, then stick Dec 16th in your diary and become a Townhouse Tart.

Membership or ID will get you through our doors but not after 11pm it won’t, coz that’s last entry of course! So Townhouse is the place to party and you know that I’m right…………

So MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and to all a good night


Normal prices apply:

£5/ female, £10/TGirl, £25/couple, £30/single guy

Guys must book in advance and there will only be 8 single guy places

New couples and females welcome

RAWnch – Pure Play Party Sat 2nd Dec


Curious about our RAW parties but feel you may be out of your depth? We have a brand new Townhouse event bringing you a slice of RAW on a Saturday night!

RAWnch will be a heady, sexually charged atmosphere with one big difference to the RAW event…we have our Saturday night limit still in place for eight male members only.
So think a bit less conversation than a typical Saturday night and a lot more action. For those greedy couples and single ladies that don’t want a heavy male to female ratio but want to cut loose and be sexually free for the night.

We will share all of our toys (drilldo, American challenge dildo, dildo rocker etc) and you can bring your toys. Tonight is the night to fulfil some fantasies.

The bunk bed room will be converted into a dark room with glowsticks and glow in the dark condoms and the dungeons will be open to encourage your darkest desires and you can play anywhere in the club apart from the hot tub.

For those exhibitionists that LOVE to be watched, we are bringing RAW’s ‘fuck pit’ to the lounge! Mattresses filling the centre of the room with sofas set out around them. A sexy show for those voyeurs that just LOVE to perv.

We are encouraging an early dress down to get the party started with some ice breakers in the lounge if you want to join in.

Newbies or less experienced swingers are welcome to come along as there is no pressure to play or join in. You can have a nosey, relax in our hot tub and soak up the atmosphere.

Single guys, if you would like to attend this then direct your interest to as we will be selecting confident, respectful and established members that are happy to explore with single women and couples.

Normal Saturday prices apply.
The event runs from 8.30pm – 3am.
You will need to bring two forms of ID with you, dress to impress (no sportswear or trainers) and you will need £10 for your locker key deposit.

Townhouse has a well-stocked, subsidised bar with a branded doubles bar and our much loved oriGIN bar for all you juniper junkies.

If you’re attending for the first time or have any questions, then drop us a message.
See you all there!