The Inbetweener Party 29th Dec – CHEAP ENTRY – ALL WELCOME!

SO over Christmas and can’t wait for new year? Been stuck indoors with the family driving you stir crazy? Need to get out off the sofa and away from the tin of quality streets? Come and join us for the Inbetweener night. The one between new year and Christmas.

Its cheap entry and you don’t need to be a member to come. Bring your own booze with you if you’re saving pennies for the January sales. We’re even relaxing the dress code for this night so smart casual, with trainers is fine.

We promise there will be no turkey, no crackers, no Christmas jumpers and no New Years resolutions. It’s a Christmas and New Year safe space.
So come into our little haven of filth, fun and flirting.

£10 per person.
£15 for Non Member Single Guys

The club is open 830pm – 3am and you will need a £10 locker key deposit. Don’t forget to bring two forms of ID if you’re not a member.

See you there!


LIVE MUSIC!! 30th Dec with Ryan Ireland!

The gorgeous RYAN IRELAND is back at Townhouse on New Years Eve Eve!!! He’ll be singing and getting the ladies swooning with his cheeky Irish charm and amazing voice. So grab your dancing shoes and your best knickers for a fantastic pre-cursor to New Years Eve!

Ryan-Ireland-male-vocalist-5It’s just £15 per couple, £5 for ladies, £10 for Tgirls and £20 for single guys and there are very limited places for guys who must be members.

Tell your mates and bring them over for a night of escapism from the Christmas madness!!! This is a turkey and mince pie free zone!!!

See you all there!!

Couples & Single Ladies – Party with Beauty & the Beard 12th Jan

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Beauty and the Beard are so EXCITED to announce their NEW and EXCLUSIVE private party to be held at Townhouse on Friday 12th January 8.30pm till 3am

***NO Theme, NO Gimmicks, NO Fuss, JUST Filth***

This is a Guestlist only event. If you would like to attend then just email us at

All COUPLES & FEMALES are welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on it) . Couples need to either hold a Townhouse couples membership or a verified and established couples profile on Fab Swingers or another swinging website. We are strict on this criteria to stop single guys buddying up with a random female to get into the party….our couples parties will have only true couples.

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted
Entry Prices:
£20 Couples
£10 Females
£15 for overnight stays (if you wish to make a night of it)

We are offering some promotions for this party.  Beauty and the Beast host the “Birthday Event” which is held the night after this party & we would love all you sexy couples & females to be able to join us both nights if you wish to make a weekend of it.

Established Couples – if you introduce a new couple to the club you’ll receive £5 off your entry fee on this couples night

Single Females – if you wish to come along with a couple you can benefit from a £5 reduced entry fee on this night. You will have to arrive and book in with a couple to receive this offer.

You can also purchase a weekend pass, this is to be purchased on the Friday Night which will gain you a £5 discount off your total entry fee over the two nights

(Please note you can only make use of one of the above promotions)

If you post “in advance” a Meet in the Meets & Events section on Fab and put a status up on the day to state that you are attending our party, you will gain a free Drinks Voucher to use at the couples party.

As this is a private party we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and purchase it from our well stocked & subsidised bar

We look forward to seeing you all there
Beauty and the Beard