The Wirral BDSM Munch/Social 14th April

Ok…What is f*ck is a MUNCH I hear you say?!

Traditionally, Munches were set up as social gatherings for people interested in BDSM in the early 90’s prior to the internet taking over the world!

The Wirral munch is one of the oldest of it’s kind in the region and it’s held at Townhouse. This is open to ANYONE and its FREE!!!!!!

The idea is that people come together who have got an interest (even if it’s a bit of minor curiosity at the moment) in BDSM/Fetish to chat, chew the fat, share stories and BDSM experiences and reassure newbies that we really aren’t mad and that BDSM/Fetish covers anything from a bit of blindfolded, tie and tease sex, right up to severe humiliation and degradation. The BDSM spectrum is broad and at the Wirral Munch we get people interested in all sorts of weird and mainly wonderful shit! We enjoy drinks with some of the most interesting characters you are likely to meet.

To put it very simply, imagine you are in the pub, having a drink or 3 and talking about stuff that would raise more than a few eyebrows down at the Red Lion!  🙂

The Wirral Munch is a bit different, in that the ground floor of the club is strictly just like any other pub. So no public nudity and no sex of any kind on this floor. However, if people want to come in and use our dungeons or watch some BDSM play, then they can and it just costs them a fiver. No membership needed. This is NOT a swinging event.
We also hold demos throughout the year too for those who want to learn some skills

You can walk in as a non member and as long as you stay on the groundfloor it’s free entry. If you want to wander to the cellar dungeon or the upper floors, it’s a fiver…simples!

The Wirral munch takes place on the 2nd Tuesday of every month from 7.30pm til Midnight and it’s busy!

See you there xx

*Free Kinky Karaoke with Jester! Love Theme @ Townhouse Thursday 8th February

Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a *free monthly karaoke event.

Jester will be your karaoke compère for the night and each karaoke night will have a musical theme; this month is ‘Love’. It’s that romantic time of year when the shops fill with Valentines hearts so we are bringing you a swooning ‘Love’ theme. Dedicate your song to your loved one, sing a song that’s special to you both or try and woo a potential mate or date… However, here at Townhouse, we know it’s not all hearts and flowers. We know love is painful, unrequited, lost and forgotten. So we want your low, soul churning heartbreak as well as your emotional highs. The musical genre doesn’t matter so whether it’s a gigantic love ballad, some country heartbreak song, Whatever your spin on love… you’ll have my heart for taking part

Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

*Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.

It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list by emailing us at infotownhouse@aol.com and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst. It’s a £10 locker key deposit.

So get your name down and I’ll see you there.

VALENTINE @ Townhouse 17th Feb – LIVE MUSIC

We’re making this a Valentines party to remember!! This is always a busy night and as a thank you for choosing Townhouse for your Valentine celebrations year on year, we are putting on some cracking entertainment for you and treats for you.

We are DELIGHTED to welcome Ryan Ireland back to Townhouse who is a brilliant male vocalist who is very popular on the North West circuit….he’s also stunningly handsome ?? He will be doing 2 x 45 minute sets for you to dance the night away, starting at around 10.15pm.

Ryan will be finished by around midnight which still gives you plenty of time in the playrooms, by which time you would have all be well acquainted with each other ??
Our all new Catacomb lounge will be open for you to chill out if you want some rest after dancing your socks off and our main lounge will be converted into our huge 100 person dancefloor.

As it is Valentines, we will be offering up lots of sweet treats for you to indulge!! As well as selling Prosecco for just £10 per bottle; we are also taking advanced bookings for bottles of Champagne which will be kept ice cold for you until you are ready for them.
We are offering overnights for this party as I know there are people travelling quite a distance. Please PM me to book your overnight place.

We are NOT taking a guestlist for this party, but PLEASE ARRIVE EARLY, preferably before 10pm to guarantee your place and to ensure you are in to watch the performances. Once we are full, we are full, so I can’t guarantee entry after 10pm.
We are not charging you more for this party, despite our huge outgoings, so it will be
£20 per couple before 9.30pm and £25 after this time
£30 per single male (8 places only for members and you must book in advance)
£5 per single female
£10 per TGirl

This is going to be an awesome night and we can’t wait to welcome you all in
Vicky and Jim xxx

Check out our new bar sign!!! :-)

Big 80’s Rewind Party – Sat 27th Jan

 

It’s 80’s month at Townhouse starting with our Kinky Karaoke night on the 11th Jan and ending in our BIG PARTY on the 27th Jan. So grab your leg warmers, your bubble skirts, your guy liner and frilly shirts!! Our 80’s parties are always EPIC and we will go as cheesy as possible! 😀

We will be playing the old 80’s favourites in the bar while Wham, Spandau, Dexy’s and the Waterboys are playing in our new look party lounge for you to pull your cheesy dance moves! lol You don’t have to go all out on your costume but we will be giving a free entry to the most outrageous costume. If you just want a hint of 80’s then maybe crimped hair, Adam Ant stripes or Madonna shabby chic?

This event is all about fun and laughing at ourselves…I dare you to wear nothing but your leg warmers in the playrooms!!! *-) *-) *-)

Normal prices apply and as always there are only 8 places for established single guys, so be quick and grab your place.

So Come On Eileen, Wake Me Up Before You Go Go and Lets Get Physical at The House of Fun for some Careless Whispers and Sexual Healing… lol
See you there!!!
xxxx

FREE PUB NIGHT @ The Tipsy Unicorn Bar 30th January

Has your gold fish died? Worried about the size of your penis? Your partner run off with their fuckbuddy? Finding people your nan’s age attractive?? Numb the pain and forget your troubles at The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse. The more you drink, the less you worry!

The Tipsy Unicorn opens its doors at 7pm until 12.30am for anyone to join us for fun, laughs and beer as cold as your ex’s heart! Membership not needed and entry is FREE. Just think of it as a night down at your local pub!! As this is a pub night, wear what you wish!

Why go to your boring local pub to talk about vanilla stuff, when you can come to the Tipsy Unicorn and flirt with other swingers and fetishists and be yourself! If you’re feeling frisky, you can even pay a fiver and venture upstairs to our playrooms or if you want a chill out, head to our hot tub/sauna.

If you’ve had a crap weekend, then come along and start as you mean to go on…did you know that 2-3 gins reduces your risk of giving a shit anyway?!

Our previous pub nights have been a MASSIVE success and we were packed out!!! I can’t think of a better way to spend a boring Tuesday night….can you?  We also have a kinky pub quiz too if you fancy a giggle. It’s £1 to enter the quiz and the winning team takes the pot of quiz entry money!

So Tuesday 30th January  @ The Tipsy Unicorn….gather your pals and head on over and share a drink or 3 with me 😊

Happy Hour!! 9-10pm – 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks 😉
Free air guitar with every bottle of bud

See you there!
xxx

Kinky Karaoke and Play Party 11th January

Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a *free monthly karaoke event.

Jester will be your karaoke compère and may indulge in a little singing himself. Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month is ‘Back to the 80s’

Feel free to back comb your hair, dig out the spandex and take us back on a journey of school disco delights. Maybe sing along to some synthesizers and croon some new romantic classics or jazz hand with one glove and impersonate pop legends Michael Jackson and Madonna. How about the huge catalogue of Stock Aitken and Waterman hits featuring Banarama, Kylie & Jason or Rick Astley. Then you’ve got some rock royalty such as Queen, Guns n’ Roses or Metallica. Any genre is fine, it?s all about the decade!

The choice and hair will be voluminous!

Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

*Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.

It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am. Your name needs to be on the list below and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst; don’t forget your £10 locker key/bar tab deposit.

So get your name down and we’ll see you there!