Monday 5th February – MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE “The Valentine’s one ” 10.30am til 3.30pm

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Welcome to our super lovey dovey Valentine’s Milf Monday!
Let’s get those hearts (and clits and dicks!) throbbing and share some love this Valentine’s.

Roses are red
Soil is brown
Skirts hitched up
Pants pulled down
Fuck in private rooms or even in full view
Play how you like, it’s entirely up to you
Spread the love and share the joys
Mix it up if you wish with a selection of toys
Ladies come first so they’ll all get FREE entry
Please use the condoms, at Townhouse they’re complementary
A day time event you don’t want to miss
Come on down and you may get a kiss
Single male spaces go awfully quick
Please act like a gent and don’t be a dick
Dress to impress and be ready for filth
Sweet talking guys may bag themselves a milf
Here at Milf Monday there’s plenty of gin
If you ain’t got ID then you aint getting in
It’s guest list only or we may turn you away
So get your name down for our Feb Milf Monday

If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

£10 for single males and couples
FREE ENTRY for ladies

Email infotownhouse@aol.com to go on the guestlist xxx

The more serious stuff….
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident’s (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you.

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