FREE Kinky Karaoke & Play Party 8th March

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Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a *free monthly karaoke event.

Jester will be your karaoke compère and may indulge in a little singing myself. Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month is a battle of the sexes with Boy Bands Vs Girl Bands… we pit the Backstreet Boys against the Spice Girls, Boyzone against Little Mix, Take That against Destiny’s Child. You get the idea?

It’s up to you what genre and decade your boy or girl band come from, but they must be solely a vocal group. Sing your choice alone or drag some mates up on stage with you. We will crown a boy winner and a girl winner and then pick an overall winner for the night to see which gender comes up on top!

Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

*Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.

It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use. The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the guestlist so email us at and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst….don’t forget your £10 locker key deposit.

So get your name down and we’ll see you there.


COUPLES & SINGLE FEMALES PARTY 9th MARCH – Hosted by Beauty and the Beard


This is the second Couples and Single Females party held by Beauty and the Beard and it’s on Friday 9th March 8.30pm till 3am. Their first party was off the scale, so they have gone ahead and booked parties for the year! Lucky you! 😉

***NO Theme, NO Gimmicks, NO Fuss, JUST Filth***

This is a Guestlist only event. If you would like to attend then email us at

All COUPLES & FEMALES are welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)

Couples need to either hold a Townhouse couples membership or a verified and established couples profile on Fab or another legitimate swinging site. This will be checked as we only want true couples at this party!!!  There will be NO SINGLES HOOKING UP AS COUPLES and then splitting off on arrival at this party!

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted

Entry Prices:
£20 Couples
£10 Females
£15 for overnight stays (if you wish to make a night of it)

We are offering some promotions for this party and Beauty and the Beard host the “Birthday Event” which is held the night after this party & they would love all you sexy couples & females to be able to join us both nights if you wish to make a weekend of it.

Established Couples – if you introduce a new couple to the club you’ll receive £5 off your entry fee on this night

Single Females – if you wish to come along with a couple you can benefit from a £5 reduced entry fee. You will have to arrive and book in with a couple to receive this offer.

You can also purchase a weekend pass, this is to be purchased on the Friday Night which will gain you a £5 discount off your total entry fee over the two nights.

(Please note you can only make use of one of the above promotions)

If you post “in advance” a Meet in the Meets & Events section on Fab Swingers and put a status up on the day to state that you are attending our party, you will gain a free Drinks Voucher to use at the couples per person, not per couple…we’re good like that 😉

As this is a private party we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and purchase it from our well stocked & subsidised bar.

See you there xxx


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… It’s Back!!
We’re so excited to team up with Morticia, a very sexy curvy lady to bring you the new-look Buxom Babes!

This event celebrates those luscious ladies who have curves to die for – and the guys & girls who adore them!!

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Buxom Babe, a Plus-size Princess, a Curvy Kitten or a Voluptuous Vixen. It’s not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome!!

For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!

As this is our re-launch party, we have got some added extras!! There will be a glass of bubbly on arrival for all of our glamorous guests. Not only that, but the first 25 Buxom Babes to put their names down on the guest list will get a fabulous ‘Booty Bag’ on the night. In addition, our friends at Nice ‘n’ Naughty have given us a £20 gift voucher, which will be won on the night by a name drawn at random from our guest list.

We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
‘The Small Print’

For any newbies to Townhouse, I’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.

Entry Prices:
* Buxom Babes – £5
* Kinky Couples – £ 10
Amorous Admirers:
* Ladies – £5
* Gents (members) – £10
* Gents (non-members) – £20
* T-Girls – £5

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.

Can’t wait to see you there!!

HARLOTS @ Townhouse Thursday 29th March 2018

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Well hello Harlots and Gentlemen!

It’s definitely time for a bit more Harlotry!

Harlots is ALL about us ladies. A new concept that focuses purely on us classy, sexual, desirable ladies and our needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.

Only true gentlemen will be considered for this event, and when we say gentlemen we mean it. You will have exceptional manners, be socially adaptable and chivalrous. These traits are essential but only a start. You should be good looking, impeccably groomed and smartly dressed. Being a gentlemen is what Harlots is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Single gentlemen should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions!

Couples who fit the above crtieria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).

This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please email us

The small print….

Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!

If you are new to the club then I’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.

Females: £10
Couples: £15
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)

FREE ENTRY – Pub Night @ Townhouse Tues 27th February

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Has your gold fish died? Worried about the size of your penis? Your partner run off with their fuckbuddy? Finding people your nan’s age attractive?? Numb the pain and forget your troubles at The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse. The more you drink, the less you worry!

The Tipsy Unicorn opens its doors at 7pm until 12.30am for anyone to join us for fun, laughs and beer as cold as your ex’s heart! Membership not needed and entry is FREE. Just think of it as a night down at your local pub!! As this is a pub night, wear what you wish!

Why go to your boring local pub to talk about vanilla stuff, when you can come to the Tipsy Unicorn and flirt with other swingers and fetishists and be yourself! If you’re feeling frisky, you can even pay a fiver and venture upstairs to our playrooms or if you want a chill out, head to our hot tub/sauna.

If you’ve had a crap weekend, then come along and start as you mean to go on…did you know that 2-3 gins reduces your risk of giving a shit anyway?!

We will be holding our usual kinky pub quiz and as we heard grumbles from teams by the stage last year about the prize being free drinks and Prosecco (despite getting free entry to the club AND quiz), we are now asking for a £1 entry to the quiz per person and 100% of the quiz funds will be put up as prize money! Our quiz master will also be throwing in a curb ball to ensure that the same team doesn’t win every single month to keep it competitive for everyone!

So Tuesday 27th February @ The Tipsy Unicorn….gather your pals and head on over and share a drink or 3 with me ??


Happy Hour!!
9-10pm – 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks

Free air guitar with every bottle of bud

See you there!

Monday 5th March – MILF MONDAY @ TOWNHOUSE “The St Patrick’s Day one”

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What’s Irish and stays out all night?
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May the luck of the Irish be with you this Milf Monday. Follow the rainbow up to the orgy room, where you may be rewarded with a pot of gold. Shimmy your shamrocks and join us for a Guinness or two in our Tipsy Unicorn Bar.

For those of you who may be a little shy with the ladies, why not try a Paddy’s Day pick up line?*:
“Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.”
“You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal adulterer.”
“Lassie, it’s your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants”

If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

£10 for single males
Guinness will be on special offer.
Just £5 for couples this month
And FREE entry for ladies.

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our St Patrick’s Day Milf Monday!

* Townhouse studies have concluded that these lines only work on 12.5% of ladies. Although 43.7% do enjoy the craic and 52.9% are partial to Lucky Charms. Please also note that 100% of these figures are all bollocks and made up on the spot by Charlotte.

The more serious stuff….
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident’s (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you.

MARDI GRAS BIG PARTY NIGHT!!!! 24th Feb @ Townhouse

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Saturday 24th Feb is our BIG MARDI GRAS MASQUERADE PARTY! If last year is anything to go by, we highly recommend that you arrive before 10.30pm to guarantee entry!!

This is our 4th year of running Mardi Gras and it’s always a MASSIVE hit, so don’t miss it!

So what’s this Mardi Gras party all about?

February in New Orleans means MARDI GRAS!! A festival of colour, fun, flirty frolicks and the adult undertone of Bourbon Street. Townhouse will be celebrating Mardi Gras in our own ‘special’ way and we invite you to join us!

The club will be decorated in the traditional Green, Purple and Gold carnival colours, heady music will be playing, our DJ will be pumping the sounds from our lounge for those who fancy a dance, delicious food, such as pulled pork will be laid out for you to indulge and traditional garlands and beads will be provided for you to enjoy. Our Catacomb lounge will also be open for those who want to chill out.

In Bourbon street, women ‘flash’ for beads and favours; they boast a neck full of beads, advertising their promiscuity! Fancy the challenge of who can collect the most beads? There will be drinks in it! lol
Why not dress for the occasion in carnival colours and clothes, but if you don’t fancy going to those extremes, then wear a mask for ultimate mystery and seduction!

Overnight stays are fully booked already I’m afraid, but as many of you already know, we have a Premier Inn 3 mins away in a taxi in Birkenhead and a Travelodge in Bromborough which is around 5- 6 mins in a taxi

See you there! xxx

Updated Zero Tolerance Drug Policy @ Townhouse

We have the right to refuse entry to anybody who we feel may have pre-loaded on drugs before they enter the club.

We have the right to question anybody within the club who we feel may have taken drugs on the premises, brought drugs onto our premises, facilitated someone else to take drugs on our premises or if we believe someone is covering for another guest who has taken drugs on our premises.

We have anti-drug measures in place around the premises, to deter drug use, but this will not stop some determined people.

If we believe someone has taken drugs and/or has brought drugs onto our premises, we will ask that person to come to reception, escorted by a member of staff along with their bag (s). We will ask the person if we may perform a bag search and may ask for any pockets to be emptied out if we deem it necessary. We have the right to ask this under our Licensing guidelines and we have a policy for bag searches which is available for anyone to read. If the person refuses a bag search, we have the right to call the police who have authority to search the bag without permission of the owner.

If drugs are found, they will be seized and sealed in a clear sealable bag and locked in our safe. The police will be called and the guest will be asked to get dressed. The whole procedure would have been filmed on our cctv at reception and the recording will be made available to the police. The whole procedure will be recorded in our incident book which will be made available to the police. Personal information of the offender and partner if relevant, will be shared with the police in accordance with data protection guidelines as an offence would have been committed. The guest will be fully informed of procedure, police involvement, membership cards will be revoked and they will receive a lifetime ban.

We absolutely DO NOT TOLERATE illegal drug use of any kind at Townhouse and we take a very firm view of such activities for the greater good of our entire membership.

Please be mindful of these procedures if you participate in recreational drug taking and DO NOT TAKE ANY CHANCES IN OUR VENUE as we WILL follow this procedure.