Monday 5th March – MILF MONDAY @ TOWNHOUSE “The St Patrick’s Day one”

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What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Patty O’ Furniture

May the luck of the Irish be with you this Milf Monday. Follow the rainbow up to the orgy room, where you may be rewarded with a pot of gold. Shimmy your shamrocks and join us for a Guinness or two in our Tipsy Unicorn Bar.

For those of you who may be a little shy with the ladies, why not try a Paddy’s Day pick up line?*:
“Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.”
“You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal adulterer.”
“Lassie, it’s your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants”

If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

£10 for single males
Guinness will be on special offer.
Just £5 for couples this month
And FREE entry for ladies.

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our St Patrick’s Day Milf Monday!
Charlotte
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* Townhouse studies have concluded that these lines only work on 12.5% of ladies. Although 43.7% do enjoy the craic and 52.9% are partial to Lucky Charms. Please also note that 100% of these figures are all bollocks and made up on the spot by Charlotte.

The more serious stuff….
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident’s (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you.

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