MAD HATTER PARTY @ TOWNHOUSE 31st March – The Big One!

Tickets are flying out now as we get closer. We have opened up other ways for you to reserve and pay. Here are your 4 options:
Paypal
Bank transfer
Cash at the club
Box Office http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/townhouse

Contact us on infotownhouse@aol.com to book your ticket via paypal or bank transfer.

Advance prices are:
£15 for couples
£5 for TV/CD
£25 for single guys
free for single ladies inc trans females

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This is one of my favourite themes as it’s so much fun and everyone can get involved with very little effort. This is the 3rd year we have had a Mad Hatters Party now and it’s always VERY popular!

First of all…mad hats! I love hats in all shapes and sizes…bring yours and wear it with pride!  I will have some hats around the ground floor for you to borrow if you forget or if you fancy something different.

The mad hatter was all about waistcoats, tails, top hats and of course, his pocket watch! Sound familiar?? So guys, if you love the dapper look, why not use this opportunity to attend in your finery?

Any pussy cats out there? Find your inner Cheshire cat and dazzle us with your smile!

Never mind the White Rabbit!! Come as a Bunny Girl of maybe the Queen of ‘Tarts’

There will be…

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FREE SATURDAY PARTY! 24th MARCH @ TOWNHOUSE

Here is the latest guestlist. Most of these names are people who are on Fab Swingers and have been added from there.
Biancoblue cpl
Born-horny cpl
Datina cpl
DaveandSamantha cpl
Dillydally sm
Eantee cpl
Elbel sf
Funfilthyfuckers cpl
Hillfolk cpl
Himandher156 cpl
Hornycouplexoxo cpl
HornyMike sm
Jackandjill123 cpl
Jess sf
Jesterlilac cpl
John and Helen cpl
Just barry sm
Kristen sf
LauraJane sf
Letsbbad cpl
Little Sarah sf
Liverpool2 cpl
Markashley9612 & Kitkat333 cpl
Mortysmith sm
MRandMRSB cpl
Mrmrs200 cpl
MrsandMrs22 cpl
NSAFUN83 sm
Paul and Barb cpl
Pete and Caroline cpl
Pickles cpl
PoppyandVinny cpl
PrincessandPrince cpl
Ray sm
Sailor_poon cpl
Sue sf
that_sexy_couple

The Friskies cpl
The Entertainment cpl
Tigerstripe76 sm
Wittowoo sf
Wonderwoman sf
Xavierstcloud sm
Youngcouple17 cpl

5 Couples who wish to remain private

2 single females who wish to remain private

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Our highly popular FREE MEMBERS PARTY is back!!!!

As you all know by now, this event is in massive demand and is a strict GUESTLIST only party so I can keep an eye on numbers…we don’t want to be uncomfortably busy or go over our capacity!

So, you need to be a member AND have your membership card in hand. If you want to come, please state your interest by emailing us infotownhouse@aol.com

We are limiting single guys to 8 and again you must be established members with a membership card in hand.

As you are getting in for free, we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and buy from our highly subsidised bar instead***

We’ll have our DJ with us and some nibbles on the bar as usual.

*As this would be a great night for newbies who want to attend on a party night,we will be…

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*Free Kinky Karaoke with Vicky! Divas @ Townhouse Thursday 12th April

Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a *free monthly karaoke event.

Our regular compere Jester will taking a break for this night, so Vicky will be your karaoke compère and may indulge in a little singing herself. Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month we celebrate ‘DIVAS’ those women with the huge voices…the ones that can crack out the songs and fill the stadiums…the ones with the prima donna behaviour and an attitude as large as their voice.

Cher, Mariah, Whitney, Christina, Celine, Aretha, Diana Ross, Donna Summer, Okay, so the female Divas are obvious…. how about the male Divas or Divos?? There are certainly some male performers that have a diva attitude… Elton, Freddie, Robbie Williams etc Just don’t think we will tolerate any diva behaviour at Townhouse 😛

Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

*Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.

It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use.

The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst. It’s a £10 locker key deposit.

So get your name down by emailing infotownhouse@aol.com and we’ll see you there.

FREE SATURDAY PARTY! 24th MARCH @ TOWNHOUSE

Our highly popular FREE MEMBERS PARTY is back!!!!

As you all know by now, this event is in massive demand and is a strict GUESTLIST only party so I can keep an eye on numbers…we don’t want to be uncomfortably busy or go over our capacity!

So, you need to be a member AND have your membership card in hand. If you want to come, please state your interest by emailing us infotownhouse@aol.com

We are limiting single guys to 8 and again you must be established members with a membership card in hand.

As you are getting in for free, we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and buy from our highly subsidised bar instead***

We’ll have our DJ with us and some nibbles on the bar as usual.

*As this would be a great night for newbies who want to attend on a party night,we will be offering 6 places for new couples at a charge of £20, so contact me to take one of these places.

So……..
24th March from 8.30pm
Townhouse
FREE ENTRY
Dancing, filth and fun
Be there!
Over to you!!
xxxx

*** Our bar really is cheap, for instance, a large Smirnoff vodka is just £2.80, a shot of JD is just £1.80 our bottled lager is £2.30 and a pint of real ale is £2.90; even our top shelf premium brands are cheap! Grey Goose/Belvedere/Ciroq vodka are all £3.00 per shot and Glenmorangie/Glenfiddich/Singletons whiskey are also all £3.00 per shot. Cheap as chips!

MAD HATTER PARTY @ TOWNHOUSE 31st March – The Big One!

This is one of my favourite themes as it’s so much fun and everyone can get involved with very little effort. This is the 3rd year we have had a Mad Hatters Party now and it’s always VERY popular!

First of all…mad hats! I love hats in all shapes and sizes…bring yours and wear it with pride!  I will have some hats around the ground floor for you to borrow if you forget or if you fancy something different.

The mad hatter was all about waistcoats, tails, top hats and of course, his pocket watch! Sound familiar?? So guys, if you love the dapper look, why not use this opportunity to attend in your finery?

Any pussy cats out there? Find your inner Cheshire cat and dazzle us with your smile!

Never mind the White Rabbit!! Come as a Bunny Girl of maybe the Queen of ‘Tarts’

There will be ‘drink me’ and ‘eat me’ treats around the ground floor…there will be alcohol in the drink me’s…but I’m not telling you what is it…dare you try it? We will be placing old keys around the club with tags on them. If you find one, bring it to the bar to claim your prize (one per person)! There will be playing cards hidden too…find one to claim a free drink (again, one per person)…find the Ace for a free entry!

There will be ‘eat me’ nibbles, afternoon tea style for you to indulge and our DJ will be with us if you want to work off the cake…if not, you can work it off upstairs! 😉

Our Catacomb Lounge will be open for those who want a chill out away from the madness.

Sounds like fun doesn’t it? Join us!! To claim a reduced/free** entry ticket please go to our ticket box office www.ticketsource.co.uk/townhouse otherwise the usual Saturday night entry prices apply and we have overnight stays for those who want to make a night of it. Book your overnights directly with us on infotownhouse@aol.com

See you down the rabbit hole 😉

xxx

** the free entry is for Single Ladies who MUST book their place with us direct to claim the free place

FREE ENTRY ‘PUB’ NIGHT @ Townhouse 24th April

Has your gold fish died? Worried about the size of your penis? Your partner run off with their fuckbuddy? Finding people your nan’s age attractive?? Numb the pain and forget your troubles at The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse. The more you drink, the less you worry!

The Tipsy Unicorn opens its doors at 7pm until 12.30am for anyone to join us for fun, laughs and beer as cold as your ex’s heart! Membership not needed and entry is FREE. Just think of it as a night down at your local pub!! As this is a pub night, wear what you wish!

Why go to your boring local pub to talk about vanilla stuff, when you can come to the Tipsy Unicorn and flirt with other swingers and fetishists and be yourself! If you’re feeling frisky, you can even pay a fiver and venture upstairs to our playrooms or if you want a chill out, head to our hot tub/sauna.

If you’ve had a crap weekend, then come along and start as you mean to go on…did you know that 2-3 gins reduces your risk of giving a shit anyway?!

Our previous pub nights have been a MASSIVE success and we were packed out!!! I can’t think of a better way to spend a boring Tuesday night….can you? We also have a kinky pub quiz too if you fancy a giggle. It’s £1 to enter the quiz and the winning team takes the pot of quiz entry money!

So Tuesday 24th April @ The Tipsy Unicorn….gather your pals and head on over and share a drink or 3 with me

Happy Hour!! 9-10pm – 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks

Free air guitar with every bottle of bud

See you there!
xxx