MAD HATTER PARTY @ TOWNHOUSE 31st March – The Big One!

Tickets are flying out now as we get closer. We have opened up other ways for you to reserve and pay. Here are your 4 options:
Paypal
Bank transfer
Cash at the club
Box Office http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/townhouse

Contact us on infotownhouse@aol.com to book your ticket via paypal or bank transfer.

Advance prices are:
£15 for couples
£5 for TV/CD
£25 for single guys
free for single ladies inc trans females

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This is one of my favourite themes as it’s so much fun and everyone can get involved with very little effort. This is the 3rd year we have had a Mad Hatters Party now and it’s always VERY popular!

First of all…mad hats! I love hats in all shapes and sizes…bring yours and wear it with pride!  I will have some hats around the ground floor for you to borrow if you forget or if you fancy something different.

The mad hatter was all about waistcoats, tails, top hats and of course, his pocket watch! Sound familiar?? So guys, if you love the dapper look, why not use this opportunity to attend in your finery?

Any pussy cats out there? Find your inner Cheshire cat and dazzle us with your smile!

Never mind the White Rabbit!! Come as a Bunny Girl of maybe the Queen of ‘Tarts’

There will be…

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FREE SATURDAY PARTY! 24th MARCH @ TOWNHOUSE

Here is the latest guestlist. Most of these names are people who are on Fab Swingers and have been added from there.
Biancoblue cpl
Born-horny cpl
Datina cpl
DaveandSamantha cpl
Dillydally sm
Eantee cpl
Elbel sf
Funfilthyfuckers cpl
Hillfolk cpl
Himandher156 cpl
Hornycouplexoxo cpl
HornyMike sm
Jackandjill123 cpl
Jess sf
Jesterlilac cpl
John and Helen cpl
Just barry sm
Kristen sf
LauraJane sf
Letsbbad cpl
Little Sarah sf
Liverpool2 cpl
Markashley9612 & Kitkat333 cpl
Mortysmith sm
MRandMRSB cpl
Mrmrs200 cpl
MrsandMrs22 cpl
NSAFUN83 sm
Paul and Barb cpl
Pete and Caroline cpl
Pickles cpl
PoppyandVinny cpl
PrincessandPrince cpl
Ray sm
Sailor_poon cpl
Sue sf
that_sexy_couple

The Friskies cpl
The Entertainment cpl
Tigerstripe76 sm
Wittowoo sf
Wonderwoman sf
Xavierstcloud sm
Youngcouple17 cpl

5 Couples who wish to remain private

2 single females who wish to remain private

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Our highly popular FREE MEMBERS PARTY is back!!!!

As you all know by now, this event is in massive demand and is a strict GUESTLIST only party so I can keep an eye on numbers…we don’t want to be uncomfortably busy or go over our capacity!

So, you need to be a member AND have your membership card in hand. If you want to come, please state your interest by emailing us infotownhouse@aol.com

We are limiting single guys to 8 and again you must be established members with a membership card in hand.

As you are getting in for free, we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and buy from our highly subsidised bar instead***

We’ll have our DJ with us and some nibbles on the bar as usual.

*As this would be a great night for newbies who want to attend on a party night,we will be…

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WHIMPER!! FemDom BDSM Event 22nd April

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The reputation of this event precedes itself now as it is well known for gathering a lot of guests and it’s a hugely fun day for all involved!!

After the last 3 AMAZING events, we can’t wait to do it all again! People were talking about it for weeks and we intend to make this event just as ‘eventful’!!

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The name says it all!

With a club full of Female Dominants, only obedient submissives need attend. No pussys, no ditherers, no brats, no topping from the bottom. This event is for those who adore Dominant women, believe in Female supremacy and live to please.

submissives: male or female, it really doesn’t matter. Experience doesn’t matter either, just a natural submissive tendency will suffice. Boundaries will be respected. Safe words will be given. you will walk out in once piece. Marks don’t need to happen. We will not tolerate needy subs who think that play is a given and have an expectation from our Dominants. If you are selected for play, it is a bonus. Pestering and following will not be tolerated. There will be no sexual services so don’t ask or you will be escorted off the premises. you are there for Our pleasure, not the other way around.

Dominants: We already have 8 confirmed Female Dominants who are all different in their interests and approach. All are experienced and most have worked professionally as well as being lifestyle Dominants. We would love more Ladies to join us on the day and we would particularly love to welcome new Dominants along who would like to learn and take part; I like to double Domme with new Mistresses. Experienced Mistresses are very welcome and if You have a sub that You would also like to bring along, that is fine. They can be exclusive to You or shared; of course the choice is Yours.

The event will not be structured and no paid services will be offered. It’s all about our Dommes taking control, taking a sub (s) and putting them through their paces. If you were there last time, you will know that there were lots of Dominants in attendance and the submissives were certainly put through their paces!!!!!

This event is open to non members; just bring ID.

Entry prices:
All submissives £15, Female Dominants are obviously free!

The event runs from 2pm until 7pm.

Dress code is fetish wear or all dark clothing

This is a guestlist only event, so please book in here infotownhouse@aol.com

This is NOT a swinging event. Only Dominants and submissives who want this specific type of event will be admitted

Lady C

*Free Kinky Karaoke with Vicky! Divas @ Townhouse Thursday 12th April

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Being a member of Townhouse has its perks and one of those is a *free monthly karaoke event.

Our regular compere Jester will taking a break for this night, so Vicky will be your karaoke compère and may indulge in a little singing herself. Each karaoke night will have a musical theme and this month we celebrate ‘DIVAS’ those women with the huge voices…the ones that can crack out the songs and fill the stadiums…the ones with the prima donna behaviour and an attitude as large as their voice.

Cher, Mariah, Whitney, Christina, Celine, Aretha, Diana Ross, Donna Summer, Okay, so the female Divas are obvious…. how about the male Divas or Divos?? There are certainly some male performers that have a diva attitude… Elton, Freddie, Robbie Williams etc Just don’t think we will tolerate any diva behaviour at Townhouse 😛

Our karaoke isn’t compulsory although we have plenty of crops and floggers around the place to encourage involvement.

A winning performance of the evening is now chosen and they will receive a Townhouse gift voucher for future free entry. So get gargling and prepare those vocal chords and join us for a new format of Kinky Karaoke.

*Kinky Karaoke is free entry for members and only £10 for non members! So it’s a perfect opportunity to come and see the club for yourself if you’ve never been.

It’s a great mix of swinging and fetish scene folk and it’s also a play event as the whole club (including the dungeon) is available for use.

The karaoke takes part in our lounge area and we have a fully licensed subsidised bar.

The event runs from 730pm until 130am.

Your name needs to be on the list and if you’re not a member, you will need to bring two forms of ID. You cannot bring your own alcohol to this event but our fully stocked bar should satisfy your thirst. It’s a £10 locker key deposit.

So get your name down by emailing infotownhouse@aol.com and we’ll see you there.

Sam and Dave’s ‘House Party’ 20th April

A message from Sam and Dave….. 🙂  ‘DaveandSamantha’ on Fab Swingers

You guys know how we love hosting our parties so we’re back having another wild and mischievous ‘House Party with a Twist’ and there’s no better place to spend it other than in Townhouse.

As many of you will remember from our September party (Sam’s Birthday) and the January House Party they were spectacular events. Please see our Fab Swingers verifications from some of our fantastic guests about how much they enjoyed them.

Doors open at 8.30pm
LAST ENTRY 10.30pm!
Party ends at 3am!!

There COULD be some sexy surprises in store for some of you….sssh keep it a secret…..

We’re turning the bar into a kitchen that will be serving home brew made by Samantha to help wet your appetite and a few bar nibbles, oh and let’s not forget the OriGin bar where you can have a choice of up to 50 brands of Gin… and its the only place you can purchase the club’s very own brand of gin…..Townhouse Gin. We do ask you not to bring your own alcohol to this event as this is a private party, so please leave your alcohol safely at home and enjoy the Townhouses fully stocked and very reasonably priced bar.

There’s the usual £10 locker key deposit (that will be deducted from your bar bill at the end of the night).

Members and Non-Members are ALL WELCOME:
Members will need their membership cards ready at the door to be checked in and non-members we ask that you each bring 2 forms of ID.

OVERNIGHTS will be available at £15 per person and we ask you to contact Townhouse/Vicky directly to arrange this.For hotels nearby please pm us.

If you want to go on the guestlist, please infotownhouse@aol.com Single males will be limited (guys you know this is a night you’ll remember based on our last parties) but All Couples and Single Ladies are more than welcome to join us all.

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are all MORE than welcome to come and join the fun and we’ll happily give you a tour of the club on arrival and answer any questions you may have on the night or pm us before, we’re here to make you feel comfortable, relaxed and have an awesome evening.

Couples: £15.00
Females: £5
Single males: £25 limited numbers, so be quick xx

So let’s get the party started and enjoy an evening of fun, filth, frolics and all have a bloody great time….it’s a PARTY!!!!

ILLICIT: Hot Wife Party @ Townhouse Thursday 19th April

Are you in a hot wife, cuckold or stag – vixen relationship? Do you like to seek out others for illicit liaisons with the encouragement of your other half?

Then come and join us at Townhouse with a new host for her first party to celebrate that sharing is more than caring… it’s HOT AS HELL!

We need bulls and studs. We want hot and hung lovers that know how to turn on a hot wife and drive her wild. No wimps! Just reliable and respectful men with large cocks 😛

Don’t worry if you’re not into cuckolding and humiliation, such as Stag & Vixen couples, whatever your spin on ‘Hot Wife’ing, this is your night!

We will have rooms set up to cater for different dynamics. The lounge and bar areas are perfect for seeking out a bull and getting your flirt on. We also have our ‘BULL-ETIN BOARD’ for personal ads. Bulls can post their CVs and couples can browse the fine men on offer for the evening.

Our dungeon will be open for those that like to use power play/tease/denial etc and we have cells perfect for containing loved ones while you go off to play.

Our Moroccan room is a ‘No Cuck’ zone… Only hot wives and bulls allowed in. There is a perfectly good viewing window for any nosey cuckold husbands.

The orgy room will have the seating strategically placed so Stags have a front row seat, ready to direct, participate or control the action, while their Vixen takes centre stage on the giant bed.

THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY AND YOUR NAMES NEED TO BE ON OUR GUEST LIST
Entry Costs
Single Females £10
Couples £20
Single Male Members £20
Single Male Non Members £25

The Fine Details
The party runs 730pm – 130am.

You will need to bring two forms of ID if you’re not a member. You will also be required to pay a £10 locker key deposit for your bar tab. It’s £1 for a towel hire or you’re welcome to bring your own. We have a fully stocked bar that you can take advantage of too so please leave your own alcohol at home!

Please make sure you dress to impress, we want everyone to look and feel amazing!

Feel free to drop us a message if you have any questions.

RAW! Pure Play Party @ Townhouse Friday 13th April

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We are bringing you the seventh instalment of RAW! This time with one major difference… no Jester! Instead… your hosting team will be Lilac and the very gorgeous Mr Aftershave.

Described as …’heady and charged’ RAW is for those that want get straight down to play. For greedy boys & greedy girls looking for action! This event focuses on gang bangs, group sex, multiple
partners, bukkake and lots of filth and fucking. Not for the faint hearted.

It’s about stamina and orgasms rather than socialising.

Format for this event…
The bunkbeds room will be converted into a dark room. Perfect for letting your inhibitions go and playing with mystery guests.

Single Males must be under 45 years old! We will be selecting a few over this age but they are regular members or attendees to RAW. Totally our discretion.

Fantasies. If you want us to help facilitate a play fantasy with multiple participants and chaperone the scene, we can. You need to contact us directly to discuss this then promote it yourself on our thread.

Our fuck pit returns to create extra play space and gets heavily used. The fuck pit a converted section of the lounge so perfect for exhibitionists and voyeurs.
Apart from the hot tub, the whole club area is open for play so feel free to be spontaneous and fuck in the bar or lounge. We are encouraging early dress down too.

Females: £10, Couples: £20, Males: £20 Single Males (Non Members): £25

You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring two forms of ID.

As this is a private party and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol but purchase from the well stocked subsidised bar. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge.

Overnight stays are available and you need to contact TownhouseTwosome directly to book one of these.

All names need to be on the guest list below and if you have any questions, then contact us directly.

Jester & Lilac x

LEATHER & LACE Rock Night @ Townhouse 7th April – non members welcome

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Wow that’s come round quick!!

Thursday 5th April, Leather & Lace makes its return to Townhouse. A night for swingers and fetishists who like their music loud, guitar driven and a bit shouty.

The same tried and true swingers night format, socialising, dancing and shagging, as well as the great eclectic mix of rock, punk and metal genres we had playing last time. Think Faith No More, Rob Zombie, Greenday, All Time Low, Offspring, Metallica, Type O Negative, Less than Jake, Slayer, Kiss, NIN, ACDC, Ozzy, Nirvana, Queens of the stone age, Scorpions, Placebo, Gary Numan, Steel Panther etc etc… There will be over 400 tracks playing in the bar, as well as music video classics playing in the lounge. The ever popular dark room will be back, playing some heavier tracks to set the atmosphere.

Dress code, still relaxed, though totally encourage having a theme for your outfit, think Sex Pistols, Motley Cruel, Kiss, Gwar! So leather, lace, latex, studs, Doc martens, spandex, big hair, tight jeans, monster costumes… Dress to impress but band t-shirts at a bare minimum. Don’t forget upstairs there will be the usual dress down enforced. Fet players are fine in ALL BLACK, though fetish wear is encouraged. No sports wear or normal trainers, but skater boys and girls will be fine in skate shoes…

The event is open to members and Non-members alike. To come along all you need to do is message me, or comment on this thread and ask to go down on the list. Entry is £10 per person, plus a £10 deposit for your locker key and bar tab.

Non-members must bring two forms of ID (picture and address, both of you if a couple) Members should remember cards or bring ID if you can’t find them. Non-members MUST be on the guestlist. Newbies are asked to arrive before 9:30 so they can be given a tour. Absolute last entry is 11pm.

Unfortunately you won’t be able to bring your own booze to this one but the club has a well stocked bar, and really good prices – £2.20 for a beer or cider, £7 for a double, premium, g&t – There are no overnight stays available for this one, but there are a number of hotel options a short taxi ride away, just ask for suggestions.

Email us to go on the guestlist infotownhouse@aol.com

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Monday 9th April – MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE “The Grand National one” 10.30am til 3.30pm

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Now I’m not trying to stirrup trouble, but I reckon that Milf Monday at Townhouse is simply the busiest and best daytime event going. I’d even put a little wager on it!

Calling all fillies, jockeys, studs, stallions and those who simply love a good ride! For those quick off the mark and chomping at the bit, or those who favour the “slow and steady wins the race” approach. All are welcome!

If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

£10 for single males.
As it’s Ladies Day on the week of Milf Monday, Ladies get FREE ENTRY!
Couple’s just £5.
Just a few jokes* to get you in the mood for our Grand National Milf Monday….

The more serious stuff….
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.

Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident’s (no obstructing driveways etc).

Thank you.

FREE SATURDAY PARTY! 24th MARCH @ TOWNHOUSE

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Our highly popular FREE MEMBERS PARTY is back!!!!

As you all know by now, this event is in massive demand and is a strict GUESTLIST only party so I can keep an eye on numbers…we don’t want to be uncomfortably busy or go over our capacity!

So, you need to be a member AND have your membership card in hand. If you want to come, please state your interest by emailing us infotownhouse@aol.com

We are limiting single guys to 8 and again you must be established members with a membership card in hand.

As you are getting in for free, we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and buy from our highly subsidised bar instead***

We’ll have our DJ with us and some nibbles on the bar as usual.

*As this would be a great night for newbies who want to attend on a party night,we will be offering 6 places for new couples at a charge of £20, so contact me to take one of these places.

So……..
24th March from 8.30pm
Townhouse
FREE ENTRY
Dancing, filth and fun
Be there!
Over to you!!
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*** Our bar really is cheap, for instance, a large Smirnoff vodka is just £2.80, a shot of JD is just £1.80 our bottled lager is £2.30 and a pint of real ale is £2.90; even our top shelf premium brands are cheap! Grey Goose/Belvedere/Ciroq vodka are all £3.00 per shot and Glenmorangie/Glenfiddich/Singletons whiskey are also all £3.00 per shot. Cheap as chips!