Has your gold fish died? Worried about the size of your penis? Your partner run off with their fuckbuddy? Finding people your nan’s age attractive?? Numb the pain and forget your troubles at The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse. The more you drink, the less you worry!
The Tipsy Unicorn opens its doors at 7pm until 12.30am for anyone to join us for fun, laughs and beer as cold as your ex’s heart! Membership not needed and entry is FREE. Just think of it as a night down at your local pub!! As this is a pub night, wear what you wish!
Why go to your boring local pub to talk about vanilla stuff, when you can come to the Tipsy Unicorn and flirt with other swingers and fetishists and be yourself! If you’re feeling frisky, you can even pay a fiver and venture upstairs to our playrooms or if you want a chill out, head to our hot tub/sauna.
If you’ve had a crap weekend, then come along and start as you mean to go on…did you know that 2-3 gins reduces your risk of giving a shit anyway?!
Our previous pub nights have been a MASSIVE success and we were packed out!!! I can’t think of a better way to spend a boring Tuesday night….can you? We also have a kinky pub quiz too if you fancy a giggle. It’s £1 to enter the quiz and the winning team takes the pot of quiz entry money!
So Tuesday 27th March @ The Tipsy Unicorn….gather your pals and head on over and share a drink or 3 with me
Happy Hour!! 9-10pm – 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks
Free air guitar with every bottle of bud
See you there!