Monday 9th April – MILF MONDAY @TOWNHOUSE “The Grand National one” 10.30am til 3.30pm

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Now I’m not trying to stirrup trouble, but I reckon that Milf Monday at Townhouse is simply the busiest and best daytime event going. I’d even put a little wager on it!

Calling all fillies, jockeys, studs, stallions and those who simply love a good ride! For those quick off the mark and chomping at the bit, or those who favour the “slow and steady wins the race” approach. All are welcome!

If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

£10 for single males.
As it’s Ladies Day on the week of Milf Monday, Ladies get FREE ENTRY!
Couple’s just £5.
Just a few jokes* to get you in the mood for our Grand National Milf Monday….

The more serious stuff….
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 guy/girl ratio at their request.

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.

Please DO NOT park in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident’s (no obstructing driveways etc).

Thank you.

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