FREE ENTRY ‘PUB’ NIGHT @ Townhouse 24th April

So who’s up for a FREE ENTRY?? Mid week frolicks!

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Has your gold fish died? Worried about the size of your penis? Your partner run off with their fuckbuddy? Finding people your nan’s age attractive?? Numb the pain and forget your troubles at The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse. The more you drink, the less you worry!

The Tipsy Unicorn opens its doors at 7pm until 12.30am for anyone to join us for fun, laughs and beer as cold as your ex’s heart! Membership not needed and entry is FREE. Just think of it as a night down at your local pub!! As this is a pub night, wear what you wish!

Why go to your boring local pub to talk about vanilla stuff, when you can come to the Tipsy Unicorn and flirt with other swingers and fetishists and be yourself! If you’re feeling frisky, you can even pay a fiver and venture upstairs to our playrooms or if…

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HEADSPACE – Auralism Party 25th May

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Headspace is back! With more playlists and the things that were popular with the first event, such as the UV theme in the main room and UV body painting, The Dark Room which proved ever so popular 😉 The Bondage Room, The Basement and Jim’s Trunk of Funk in the main bar (this time with mix of Electro thrown in the mix). The Crypt in the basement was busy last time, it was excellent to see so much play down here.

I don’t know about you but I loved the club scene but didn’t like the lack of etiquette, the need to get hammered and throw up or the non consensual touchy feely stuff, so I thought bugger it I shall have to do something myself and created Headspace. Then it evolved in several Headspaces that got me out of my box, sourced music to suit to create atmospheres.

This event will be split into zones, the GREEN ZONE = Chill and chat in the main bar with Jim’s Trunk creating an ambience with his fantastic taste and throwing Electro into the pot. The ground floor Main Room will again be a UV theme with lights and glow sticks, music to dance and play to (please do use the stage). Wearing something white looks awesome in here, as does UV paint, wax and rope (if you are contemplating UV paint or wax please contact us first or approach a team member first, we can’t let it get all messy and ruin this element for future events).

Down in the basement we have the AMBER ZONE = A member of the team wants to set the theme as industrial in here. We’ve asked him to roll with it and see what evolves. This is what we love about this event, people get all creative 🙂

The first floor will be a RED ZONE = With the The Bondage Dungeon and The Dark Room. For those who dare look we have something very special in The Treatment Room = Mistress Empathy (The Fet Therapist) and Her equally deviant partner Hawkwind999 are planning something very special for Headspace this year. The first floor clinic is being converted into their very own ‘Kill Room’. There will be plastic, there will be a very helpless victim and there will be blood, lots of it! This scene is not for the squeamish. Think Dexter with a twist. Enter the room if you dare for this demonstration of severe blood curdling perversity.

Just be careful, you don’t end up the next victim.

If you are new to the scene or squeamish then think of the Zones as traffic lights. Stay in the GREEN ZONE may suit you better or if you dare venture into the AMBER ZONE. The RED ZONE on the second floor with Dark Edge Play, Heavy Bondage and possible shenanigans in The Dark Room which may not suit everyone.

This venture is about covering costs and having an affordable night out. Any money left over will be put back into the pot for the next one. £10 on the door with £10 locker deposit which will be credited against your bar tab.

More detail will be added in the next few weeks, the crew are busy scheming and putting playlists together 🙂

Headspace crew will be dotted around. Feel free to stop anyone of us with any questions you may have

If you don’t have Townhouse membership please bring a form of ID

Usual Townhouse etiquette and rules apply

Don’t mix alcohol and play. Please keep it safe, sane & consensual

Tootsies Foot Fetish Convention @ Townhouse Sunday 20th May 2pm- 8pm

Townhouse presents Tootsies, a foot fetish convention: the perfect opportunity for all you foot enthusiasts to indulge in all your foot worshipping desires.

We are welcoming singles and couples that are partial to a bit of foot worship to come explore a very common, sometimes very secret, fetish.

All of our play spaces are open for foot based fun.

Goddesses, do you enjoy having your feet attended to and admired? Do you love having your toes sucked on and licked? Have you ever wondered how amazing it would feel after being cooped up in heels all day long, having them massaged and soothed better? Or relieve all your stresses and tension by walking barefoot all over a man’s body and face? Perhaps you just fancy a giggle and smothering a man’s face with sweaty, stinky, dirty feet, forcing him to inhale and clean them with his tongue as he squirms helplessly?

Foot slaves, prepare yourself for high arches, perfectly painted toe nails, sensual foot massage, licking, sniffing, tickling, sucking, boots, heels, nylons, trampling, smothering and domination. Quivering yet?

Our house mistress Miss Darcy Gray will be in attendance for you foot slaves to worship and spoil with your attention.

We have our vac-bed available for those slaves that need to be restrained and confined before forced to inhale sweaty feet and shoes or our trample cage is perfect for those that love to feel crushed underfoot.
For those that love ooze between the toes, we have a foot sploshing area with edible delights to be squished and licked.

A Professional Mistress will be doing a demo and then offering private sessions, pre bookable and at additional cost. More info to follow.

We will have other demos and open play going on throughout the event.
The house photographer will be able to capture those precious tootsies moments for profile photo memorabilia.

We have a foot fetish related stall selling scented shoes and stockings for those that just love a souvenir and stocked with foot pamper products.
This is your first time attending a fetish event?

Don’t worry, we have a hostess to give you a tour and explain how everything works. Strict rules and etiquette will apply for this event and they will be explained to you when you arrive. Despite it being a sexy environment we don’t allow any sexual acts allowed(masturbation, footjobs, erections, footing). We also have a strict dress code. We expect smart dark clothing or fetish attire.

Entry
This is a ticket only event. It costs £12 per person and tickets can be purchased online. Contact us for the box office link. Please be aware that you will still need to provide the correct ID along with your ticket to gain entry to the convention.

You can purchase tickets here

Team Townhouse x

BUXOM BABES – 17th MAY @ TOWNHOUSE!

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It’s time to ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ ladies!!

After a fantastic night at the relaunch party in March, the second instalment of the all new Buxom Babes is just around the corner – and if the guest list is even half as hot as the last one, it’s going to be another epic event!!

This event celebrates those luscious ladies who have curves to die for – and the guys & girls who adore them!! And lets face it, we all know who it is that makes the rocking world go round!

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Buxom Babe, a Plus-size Princess, a Curvy Kitten or a Voluptuous Vixen. It’s not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome ??

For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!

We have also got a £20 gift voucher from our friends at Nice ‘n’ Naughty to give away to one lucky lady who’s name will be drawn at random from the guestlist on the night!

We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
And remember … Curvy is the new black!

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‘The Small Print’
The event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
Doors open at 19:30, last entry is 10.30pm and closing time is 01:30

For any newbies to Townhouse, I’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out
http://www.townhouseswingers.co.uk
Entry Prices:
Ladies – £5
Couples – £ 10
Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
T-Girls – £5

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.

ALLURE! 39 and under Party @ Townhouse 18th May

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After the success of our first 4 events we are pleased to bring you “Allure 5” our 5th private party for those aged 39 and under. There will be a no pressure feel to the party for those who enjoy the social side of swinging but for those who are feeling adventurous, there will be plenty of play too. The event caters for newbies and seasoned swingers who want to enjoy a party with a younger crowd and vibe.

On arrival, you will be offered a welcome drink and there will be nibbles on the bar!

You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring ID with you. Either a photo driving licence or 2 forms of ID that confirm your name and current address.

The event runs from 8.30pm – 3.00am

£5 per female

£20 per couple (You will need to have a couples membership with the club or a verified couples account on a well known swinging site)

£30 per guy (Limited to 6)

You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Condoms are available free of charge. Towels are £1 or you can bring your own.

Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked direct with the club by emailing infotownhouse@aol.com

As this is a private event and cheaper entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and purchase from the well stocked, licensed bar instead. A full bar price list can be found on the Townhouse website and for gin lovers out there, you will be spoilt for choice on the massive oriGIN bar.

To attend, you will need to be added to our guest list so please contact the club on the above email.

We can also be found on twitter @cheshire_kink and KIK messenger on Cheshire_kink1

Carlos & Sienna x

The small print

Can we please ask that you dispose of condoms in the bins provided in each of the rooms

Please leave your drugs at home, if you come “Preloaded” you will be refused entry. If you are seen or suspected to be using drugs in the club you will be asked to leave and banned from Townhouse.

 

50 Shades of Wahay! Swinging/Fetish Crossover party 5th May

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Now in it’s 4th year, 50 Shades of Wahay is our usual fantastic Swinging Saturday but we will also be joined by some members of our fetish community. Some will be playing openly for you to observe and ask questions afterwards.

Others will be running a demonstration for those who are curious about BDSM but don’t know where to start.

Our demos will be starting around 10.15pm and run through until about 11.30pm beginning with a very brief chat on etiquette and what to expect during the evening by myself as your host.

At 10.30pm my alter ego Lady C will be doing a flogging demo in the lounge. With 17 years of experience and a passion for floggers, I’ll be treating my bunny to every one of my 67 floggers (I have a slight addiction! ),my single tails and other interesting hitty things, explaining the different types of floggers and whips and how they can be used.

11pm Painted Lady and Captain will be joining us again after their fab sensation play demo at the last 50 Shades. This time… a fire play demo. Perfect for any pyromaniacs and always fun to watch. They will be talking through safety aspects and playing with flash cotton.

11.30pm Suspended encapsulation with Mr Pick. Extreme restraint with pallet wrap. Quirky, colourful, pretty and entertaining. Who needs rope?!

The open play occuring on the night will include things such as flogging and needleplay.

As this is a swinging night, our upstairs playrooms will be open as usual for filth and frolicks! So if you’re not curious about BDSM, then our bar area, wet area and all upstairs swinging rooms will be there for your pleasure!

The dress code is our usual dress to impress or if you’re feeling daring, then fetishwear is more than ok!!! lol Our usual dress down applies upstairs after 11pm, but some of our fetish members may remain in their get gear as that is their dress down.

Our usual prices apply and we are still only admitting 8 single guys from our swinging membership; there maybe one or two additional guys in attendance from our fetish community who are doing the demos or playing openly for you to watch, learn and admire!

We recommend that you arrive before 10pm as this will be busy but also or demos are starting early and you don’t want to miss out!
Our usual Saturday night prices apply and don’t forget that couples who arrive before 9.30pm, enjoy a £20 entry!

See you there!!
Vicky
(aka Lady C)

COUPLES & SINGLE LADIES PARTY!!! 11th May @ Townhouse

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***NO Theme, NO Gimmicks, NO Fuss, JUST Filth***

This is a Guestlist only event. If you would like to attend then just email us on infotownhouse@aol.com

All COUPLES & FEMALES are welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)

Couples need to either hold a Townhouse couples membership or a verified and established couples profile on a well known swingers site.

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted
Entry Prices:
£20 Couples
£10 Females
£15 for overnight stays (if you wish to make a night of it)

We are offering some promotions for this party for those would like to make a weekend of it or have new friends you want to bring.

Established Couples – if you introduce a new couple to the club you’ll receive £5 off your entry fee on this night

Single Females – if you wish to come along with a couple you can benefit from a £5 reduced entry fee. You will have to arrive and book in with a couple to receive this offer.

You can also purchase a weekend pass, this is to be purchased on the Friday Night which will gain you a £5 discount off your total entry fee over the two nights

(Please note you can only make use of one of the above promotions)

As this is a private party we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and purchase it from our well stocked & subsidised bar.
We look forward to seeing you all there!

Love Beauty and the Beard  xx

MILF Monday @ Townhouse – “The Hostess One” 14th May

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Well, what can I say?! I’m absolutely thrilled to be asked to be the new hostess of Milf Monday … but totally daunted at the thought of stepping into Charlotte’s fabulous shoes!! She’s done an amazing job of looking after you naughty lot for exactly 12 months, but now it’s my turn! Kind of like the Townhouse version of Dr Who, with your hostess regenerating into a new form – but with less Daleks & far more filthy fuckery!!

BUT – this event isn’t about us – it’s about you delicious devils! So, if you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

The price is £10 for single males but to mark the occasion, we will be offering single ladies FREE ENTRY!

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our fifth Milf Monday of 2018!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 14th!
Morticia
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PS – for those of you who will still want a regular fix of Charlotte (and who wouldn’t) she can still be found hosting her Harlots event, as well as her new singles event – Sexploits!

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‘The Not So Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident’s (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you.

For further information and to see photos of the club then please go to our main website http://www.townhouseswingers.co.uk

SEXPLOITS – The Sexiest Singles Party in The North West has arrived! Friday 27th April 2018

SexploitsHello to all you Sexy Swinging Singles!!
We’ve heard the calls and we’re answering!
Looking for a safe and relaxed place to meet that single guy or girl you’ve been chatting with? New to the scene and want to dip your toes in and see how warm the water is? Got yourself a “play pass” from the hubby or missus and want to enjoy the single life? Or maybe you’ve been swinging longer than Tarzan and just want to get stuck in?… Sound like you? Then come join the fun! This event is ALL about the single pringles, or those couples who play as singles.
Our chill out lounge is the ideal place for those who want to socialise and make friends, or just take a moment to relax in between sweaty play. Grab one of the amazing house Gins and relax! Who knows, maybe you’ll meet the swinging partner of your dreams (stranger things have happened at Townhouse!)

Newbies need not be nervous. Your hosts Charlotte and Kofi will greet you at the door, get you checked in and show you around the place. We’ll have a Club Buddy mingling in the bar and lounge to introduce you to people if you’re a little shy.
**LADIES SECRET INVITATIONS**
So have you had your eye on someone on Fab but haven’t yet plucked up the courage to say hello? Well here’s your chance. Ladies! Let us know if there are any single guys out there that you’ve got your eye on and we’ll tell them “someone” wants them to make an appearance and pass along any clues you’re giving to help them find you. On the night we’re more than happy to do a little bit of match making too! Just let us know.
LADIES and COUPLES – add your name to the post and you’re good to go!
GENTLEMEN – please inbox PinupPro (Charlotte) or BBCPharoah (Kofi) to get yourself on the guest list.

Come out and Play!
Charlotte and Kofi
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So here’s all the important stuff…
This event will be held at Townhouse,
9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL
Doors open at 20.30 and closing time is 03.00. Last entry is 11pm.
Overnight stays are available and you need to contact TownhouseTwosome directly to book one of these.
There is a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to “SEXPLORE”! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasties. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.
For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out
https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52
Females: £10
Couples: £20
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.
As this is a private party and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol but purchase from the well stocked subsidised bar. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)

James Bond 007 Party Night 28th April

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

You are required to rendezvous at Townhouse on Saturday 28th April for a very special mission. You must be ready for anything… adopt a disguise and be licensed to thrill!

Ensure you are fully equipped with gadgets via ‘Q’, as our guests can be very demanding and you will need your wits about you.

To gain entry, you must say the password ‘Betty Swollocks’; by this your host will know you accept your mission! You may be handed a coded message but it is For Your Eyes Only so keep it safe. To avoid the admission of unwanted civilians, you will be required to verify your identity….you know what to do. The lady on reception is your friend and will take good care of you, tip her well!

It may be unpredictable at times and watch out for Pussy Galore, I hear she is everywhere!! The Man With the Golden Gun is NOT your ally, he has a View to a Kill, so eliminate if apprehended.

The other guests will be wearing smart attire and evening dresses, so it will be hard to differentiate between the sick and twisted villains and the innocent bystanders, so mingle and figure out who is who. Try not to be awkward and draw attention to yourself; dancing with guests will deter suspicious eyes.

Vodka Martinis will be offered (shaken not stirred of course) but they are lethal, so keep a clear head! I hear the buffet is to Live and Let Die for too!

This party is like no other…it is adult in nature and you may be invited into rooms to partake in activities of a sensual nature. Although we understand that this is very tempting, remember that you represent Her Majesty’s Secret Service and debauchery whilst on duty is prohibited, not that this has stopped you before!

This party could take you places you have never been before….but with your ‘weapon’, you will no doubt live to Die Another Day.
Good luck!!!

not so small print…….
Normal prices apply
8.30pm til 3am – last entry 11pm
DJ and Buffet available
New couples and ladies welcome
8 places for guys who must be members
Get your best clobber on!
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