It’s time to ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ ladies!!
After a fantastic night at the relaunch party in March, the second instalment of the all new Buxom Babes is just around the corner – and if the guest list is even half as hot as the last one, it’s going to be another epic event!!
This event celebrates those luscious ladies who have curves to die for – and the guys & girls who adore them!! And lets face it, we all know who it is that makes the rocking world go round!
It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Buxom Babe, a Plus-size Princess, a Curvy Kitten or a Voluptuous Vixen. It’s not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome ??
For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!
We have also got a £20 gift voucher from our friends at Nice ‘n’ Naughty to give away to one lucky lady who’s name will be drawn at random from the guestlist on the night!
We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
And remember … Curvy is the new black!
‘The Small Print’
The event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
Doors open at 19:30, last entry is 10.30pm and closing time is 01:30
For any newbies to Townhouse, I’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.
For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out
Ladies – £5
Couples – £ 10
Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
T-Girls – £5
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.
After the success of our first 4 events we are pleased to bring you “Allure 5” our 5th private party for those aged 39 and under. There will be a no pressure feel to the party for those who enjoy the social side of swinging but for those who are feeling adventurous, there will be plenty of play too. The event caters for newbies and seasoned swingers who want to enjoy a party with a younger crowd and vibe.
On arrival, you will be offered a welcome drink and there will be nibbles on the bar!
You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring ID with you. Either a photo driving licence or 2 forms of ID that confirm your name and current address.
The event runs from 8.30pm – 3.00am
£5 per female
£20 per couple (You will need to have a couples membership with the club or a verified couples account on a well known swinging site)
£30 per guy (Limited to 6)
You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Condoms are available free of charge. Towels are £1 or you can bring your own.
Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked direct with the club by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org
As this is a private event and cheaper entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and purchase from the well stocked, licensed bar instead. A full bar price list can be found on the Townhouse website and for gin lovers out there, you will be spoilt for choice on the massive oriGIN bar.
To attend, you will need to be added to our guest list so please contact the club on the above email.
We can also be found on twitter @cheshire_kink and KIK messenger on Cheshire_kink1
Carlos & Sienna x
The small print
Can we please ask that you dispose of condoms in the bins provided in each of the rooms
Please leave your drugs at home, if you come “Preloaded” you will be refused entry. If you are seen or suspected to be using drugs in the club you will be asked to leave and banned from Townhouse.
***NO Theme, NO Gimmicks, NO Fuss, JUST Filth***
This is a Guestlist only event. If you would like to attend then just email us on email@example.com
All COUPLES & FEMALES are welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)
Couples need to either hold a Townhouse couples membership or a verified and established couples profile on a well known swingers site.
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted
£15 for overnight stays (if you wish to make a night of it)
We are offering some promotions for this party for those would like to make a weekend of it or have new friends you want to bring.
Established Couples – if you introduce a new couple to the club you’ll receive £5 off your entry fee on this night
Single Females – if you wish to come along with a couple you can benefit from a £5 reduced entry fee. You will have to arrive and book in with a couple to receive this offer.
You can also purchase a weekend pass, this is to be purchased on the Friday Night which will gain you a £5 discount off your total entry fee over the two nights
(Please note you can only make use of one of the above promotions)
As this is a private party we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and purchase it from our well stocked & subsidised bar.
We look forward to seeing you all there!
Love Beauty and the Beard xx
Well, what can I say?! I’m absolutely thrilled to be asked to be the new hostess of Milf Monday … but totally daunted at the thought of stepping into Charlotte’s fabulous shoes!! She’s done an amazing job of looking after you naughty lot for exactly 12 months, but now it’s my turn! Kind of like the Townhouse version of Dr Who, with your hostess regenerating into a new form – but with less Daleks & far more filthy fuckery!!
BUT – this event isn’t about us – it’s about you delicious devils! So, if you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
The price is £10 for single males but to mark the occasion, we will be offering single ladies FREE ENTRY!
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited for our fifth Milf Monday of 2018!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 14th!
PS – for those of you who will still want a regular fix of Charlotte (and who wouldn’t) she can still be found hosting her Harlots event, as well as her new singles event – Sexploits!
‘The Not So Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome to the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local resident’s (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you.
For further information and to see photos of the club then please go to our main website http://www.townhouseswingers.co.uk
Hello to all you Sexy Swinging Singles!!
We’ve heard the calls and we’re answering!
Looking for a safe and relaxed place to meet that single guy or girl you’ve been chatting with? New to the scene and want to dip your toes in and see how warm the water is? Got yourself a “play pass” from the hubby or missus and want to enjoy the single life? Or maybe you’ve been swinging longer than Tarzan and just want to get stuck in?… Sound like you? Then come join the fun! This event is ALL about the single pringles, or those couples who play as singles.
Our chill out lounge is the ideal place for those who want to socialise and make friends, or just take a moment to relax in between sweaty play. Grab one of the amazing house Gins and relax! Who knows, maybe you’ll meet the swinging partner of your dreams (stranger things have happened at Townhouse!)
Newbies need not be nervous. Your hosts Charlotte and Kofi will greet you at the door, get you checked in and show you around the place. We’ll have a Club Buddy mingling in the bar and lounge to introduce you to people if you’re a little shy.
**LADIES SECRET INVITATIONS**
So have you had your eye on someone on Fab but haven’t yet plucked up the courage to say hello? Well here’s your chance. Ladies! Let us know if there are any single guys out there that you’ve got your eye on and we’ll tell them “someone” wants them to make an appearance and pass along any clues you’re giving to help them find you. On the night we’re more than happy to do a little bit of match making too! Just let us know.
LADIES and COUPLES – add your name to the post and you’re good to go!
GENTLEMEN – please inbox PinupPro (Charlotte) or BBCPharoah (Kofi) to get yourself on the guest list.
Come out and Play!
Charlotte and Kofi
So here’s all the important stuff…
This event will be held at Townhouse,
9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL
Doors open at 20.30 and closing time is 03.00. Last entry is 11pm.
Overnight stays are available and you need to contact TownhouseTwosome directly to book one of these.
There is a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to “SEXPLORE”! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasties. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.
For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.
As this is a private party and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol but purchase from the well stocked subsidised bar. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)