RAPTURE! Over 40’s Party @ Townhouse 22nd June

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RAPTURE
Definition – Extreme, intense pleasure, joy, ecstasy or euphoria

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Townhouse invite guests to RAPTURE; an event for those aged 40 and over. An event for those who enjoy the more formal party, where first impressions really do count!

We aim to create an intense, sexually charged atmosphere, with impeccably dressed gents and sassy, glamourous ladies, who smell good, look good and ooze sex!! Low lights and pulsing music will set the scene for an evening of anticipation, expectation and ultimate RAPTURE.

This is a strictly 40 and over party. Both parties within a couple must be over 40. Single ladies and gents are welcome, but we will aim to keep a comfortable male/female ratio.

The dress code is strictly formal –
Gents may want to consider a suit or trousers, shirt, waistcoat. Our ladies love a well-groomed man who takes pride in his appearance, so make the most of your assets and aim to impress.

Ladies may want to consider a dress or something glamourous which states ‘I’m here!!’ when you walk through the door. It’s Friday night, so start the weekend feeling fabulous and go all out to feel like a Goddess!

In both cases, masks are perfectly acceptable for those who enjoy a bit of intrigue, but this is purely optional. Don’t forget to think about your dress down outfits, which can be simply classy or all out wow! Gents may want to ditch the towels and consider some nice smooth, sexy underwear instead? Of course, a towel is perfectly acceptable, but this could be your opportunity to be a bit different instead?

Fizz will be offered on arrival but if you would like to pre-order champagne to set the scene for your night, then please contact us on infotownhouse@aol.com to do so.

There will be a few hosts on the night, to bring you a truly special evening to remember.

This is a guestlist only party, so please reply here or by PM if you would like to be added to the list.

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Not so small print….
This is a private party, so we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol with you and instead purchase from the well stocked, reasonably priced bar. Anyone caught with their own alcohol will be asked to leave without a refund.

You will need a membership card or full ID to gain entry. The Townhouse website tells you more about accepted ID. Please read this as we turn people away who present with just a passport!

Times – 8.30pm until 3am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.

The Townhouse website will give you further information on other relevant details to enhance your evening at the venue.

Prices –
Couples £20
Females £5 introductory price
Member Single Gents £20
Non Member Single Gents £25 introductory price
Locker key/bar tab deposit £10

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BI-TASTIC Bi Party Night @ Townhouse 8th June

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Bi-tastic Bi Party……..

Let the Summer Time be-GIN!!! @Townhouse Friday 8th June 2018 8:30 pm – 3:00 am.

We are hosting our 4 th private Bi party @Townhouse.

This night is for bi, bi curious or gay couples, girls, guys and t-girls only. If you are a couple then both of you have to be bi or bi curious. Also prefer to be stated on your fab profile too.

With The house DJ’, in the Lounge, ‘The dark room’, wet t-shirt competition and water galore to cool you down before getting roasted, spit preferably!! Why not join the adventure!?

Non members are welcome but please bring 2 types of ID with you. 1 with a photo and 1 with an address on.

Couples £20
Guys £25
Girls £5
TV/TS £10

Plus don’t forget your £10 deposit for your locker key and bar tab. Also we ask you leave your alcohol at home. We have an excellent Ori-GIN bar with over 50 gins and also an array of alcoholic and non-alcholic drinks at reasonable prices.

Dress code is smart casual (no trainers), though totally encouraged to join our ‘Summer Time’ theme with bikini’s, grass skirts, shorts and Hawaiian shirts!! Dress to impress but don’t forget Will Smith ‘Summer summer time!’ Smooth, sexy and a ‘huge’ break from the norm!!!

There are overnight stays available just message Townhouse directly to book your room. Places fill fast so book sooner rather than later!!

So pop your name down on the forum or message us to get on the guestlist!! Any questions then message us as we’ll happily answer them.

Lookin forward to another pumpin night.

RAW – Pure Play Party 15th June @ Townhouse!

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It’s RAW! And Jester is back hosting!

Described as …’heady and charged’ RAW is for those that want get straight down to play. For greedy boys & greedy girls looking for action! This event focuses on gang bangs, group sex, multiple partners, bukkake and lots of filth and fucking. Not for the faint hearted.

It’s about stamina and orgasms rather than socialising.

RAW is also about women’s fantasies. So ladies, if you have a play scenario that we can make a reality for you, then get in touch. We can help arrange multiple participants and chaperone this for you. Past fantasies have included… two females doing bukkake, restrained and blindfolded gangbangs, public outdoor group play. You need to contact us directly to discuss this then promote it yourself on our thread.

Our fuck pit returns to create extra play space and gets heavily used. The fuck pit a converted section of the lounge so perfect for exhibitionists and voyeurs

The bunkbeds room will be converted into a dark room. Perfect for letting your inhibitions go and playing with mystery guests.

Details
Single Males must be under 45 years old! We will be selecting a few over this age but they are regular members or attendees to RAW. Totally our discretion.

Apart from the hot tub, the whole club area is open for play so feel free to be spontaneous and fuck in the bar or lounge. We are encouraging early dress down too.

Females: £10, Couples: £20, Males: £20 Single Males (Non Members): £25
You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring two forms of ID.

As this is a private party and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol but purchase from the well stocked subsidised bar. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge.

Overnight stays are available and you need to contact us directly to book one of these on infotownhouse@aol.com

All names need to be on the guest list below and if you have any questions, then contact us directly.

Jester & Lilac x

RAWnch COUPLES & SINGLE FEMALES Pure Play Party Saturday 2nd June

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RAWnch is becoming one of the most sexiest and talked about parties!
Curious about our RAW! Parties but feel you may be out of your depth? We are bringing you a slice of RAW on a Saturday night! BUT…
A Couples and Singles Ladies Only Version!

RAWnch will be a heady, sexually charged atmosphere with one big difference to the RAW event…NO SINGLE MEN!
Yes, for one Saturday event only, we are not inviting any single guys to the party.

Expect a bit less conversation than a typical Saturday night and a lot more action. For those greedy couples and single ladies that don’t want a heavy male to female ratio but want to cut loose and be sexually free for the night. We will share all of our toys (drilldo, American challenge dildo, dildo rocker etc) and you can bring your toys. Tonight is the night to fulfil some fantasies.

The bunk bed room will be converted into a dark room with glowsticks and glow in the dark condoms and the dungeons will be open to encourage your darkest desires and you can play anywhere in the club apart from the hot tub.

For those exhibitionists that LOVE to be watched, we are bringing RAW’s ‘fuck pit’ to the lounge! Mattresses filling the centre of the room with sofas set out around them. A sexy show for those voyeurs that just LOVE to perv. And believe me, last time there was some seriously hot action in the fuck pit!

We are encouraging an early dress down to get the party started so if you’re brave enough, feel free to show up in a coat with just your sexy skimpies on underneath.

Newbies or less experienced swingers are welcome to come along as there is no pressure to play or join in. You can have a nosey, relax in our hot tub and soak up the atmosphere.

Normal prices apply.

The event runs from 830pm – 3am

You will need to bring two forms of ID with you, dress to impress (no sportswear or trainers) and you will need £10 for your locker key deposit.

Townhouse has a well-stocked, subsidised bar with a branded doubles bar and our much loved oriGIN bar for all you juniper junkies.

If you’re attending for the first time or have any questions, then drop us a message.

See you all there!
Jester & Lilac

The LIVE LOUNGE @ Townhouse 8th November

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We have such a pool of talent amongst our guests and for that reason, we are throwing a night, just for you!!!

This night is for anybody who has a talent to showcase; the stage is yours! Maybe you are in a group or a solo singer and would like to practice some new material on a kind crowd of punters? Maybe you play a mean acoustic guitar and love to woo the crowds with your own material or cool copies. Comedians are also welcome, as well as dancers, magicians, poets and performers in general. Quirky acts are also encouraged…yes even the guy who is a master at moulding sex toys out of balloons! Lol This is not a competition, so nobody is judging you or will be critiquing your performance…it’s all about enjoying yourself! If you are more of a voyeur, then our acts need an audience, so please do come along and encourage our acts.

Our DJ will be with us to keep the crowd warmed up in between performers and if karaoke is your thing, then we will hand you the mic to wow the crowd.
This is your night and your opportunity to have a giggle, not take yourself too seriously, have a few drinks in a super friendly club and show off your talent!

The club opens 7.30pm til 1.30am, with the Live Lounge starting at 9pm until 11.30pm. Performances will only take place in the lounge, leaving the bar and the rest of the club free for you all to enjoy like any other fetish night. So if you don’t want to watch performances, you have the bar to chill out, flirt and natter and the rest of the club to showcase your talents in our playrooms and dungeons 😉

It’s FREE for members!! Just present your membership card to claim your free entry. New guests and non members are very welcome for just a tenner!! BARGAIN! We ask that new guests arrive before 9.30pm, so we can show you around and get you settled in.

So save the date, gather your friends and come on over for a night of entertainment, laughs and debauchery
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Wild West Party @ Townhouse 19th May!

Wild West Party@ Townhouse

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YEEEEEEHAAAA. Howdy folks! Down here at the Townhouse ranch we’re rounding ya’ll up to have a lil’ hoedown. So leave the kin folk at home, grab ya Stetson and get ready to ride ’em hard an’ ride ’em good. There’ll be plenty of bucking broncos for all you sexy cowgirls and our saloon bar will be serving up moonshine, cold beer and chaser shots for those who need a pick me up!

We’re sure you’ll have a rootin tootin, whip crackin good time so mosey on over to Townhouse but be sure to leave your guns at reception with the Sheriff…no gunslingers or outlaws allowed!

Arrive in your best finery to save a few bucks….
Calamity Janes, Indian Squaws and Saloon girls are Free*
Cahooting Couples, Bonnie and Clydes are £15*
Lone Rangers are £25*
*Discounts for the full kit and caboodle rather than a cowboy hat or the full price applies.

Coz I’m a honky tonk kinda gal and like to look after my patrons, I’ll give ya’ll a £5 voucher for ya to use off your entry on the 26th May.

Stuff ya’ll should know…..
The hoedown kicks off at 8.30pm and we’ll boot ya’ll out at 3am…for those on their horses, don’t drink and ride. New folks need to pitch up before 9.30pm and don’t ya’ll go forgettin’ ya ID now!

For the Lone Rangers out there, ya’ll need to book in with the Saloon owner to grab your place, but only if we’ve seen ya before….we can’t allow no strangers around these parts on this night.

You can hook up your horses outside and it won’t cost you a dime but for those who don’t have a ride, we can arrange a carriage outta town.

Our watering hole is dirt cheap, but if you’re a fussy son ‘o’ gun and only drink your own moonshine, then we won’t stop ya…just drop the barkeep £2.50 and we’ll say no more about it!

Now remember folks….Sharin’ is carin’ and we love ourselves a bit o’ sharing down at Townhouse.

See ya’ll there!! Yeehaaaa

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Townhouse 13th Anniversary Party!! 26th May – It’s always a mad one!

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It’s hard to believe that Townhouse is coming into it’s 13th year and 6 years under our ownership…time flies when you’re having fun!! ?? ??

Our anniversary parties are always mad and our members come out of the woodwork from all across the country to help us celebrate!

Our prices remain the same and included will be a lovely buffet, cake, rocket fuel punch and a free raffle for a full free year membership to the club..so that’s free entries on any night for a year!!!

As per tradition, some of the Townhouse Team will be bringing you ‘THE FULL MONTY’! We’re not body beautifuls, but isn’t that the point? There may be some other treats in store too Our DJ is also with us to get you hot and sweaty on the dancefloor before you get hot and sweaty upstairs!

I am not taking a guestlist for this party, just arrive before 10pm to guarantee your entry.

We are also offering overnights at £15 per person. I have already taken bookings for these, so if you want to stay, please get in touch asap!

So…
26th May
Mega Party
Food, fun and filth!
Be there!
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FREE ENTRY Pub Night @ The Tipsy Unicorn Bar 27th November

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Has your gold fish died? Worried about the size of your penis? Your partner run off with their fuckbuddy? Finding people your nan’s age attractive?? Numb the pain and forget your troubles at The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse. The more you drink, the less you worry!

The Tipsy Unicorn opens its doors at 7pm until 12.30am for anyone to join us for fun, laughs and beer as cold as your ex’s heart! Membership not needed and entry is FREE. Just think of it as a night down at your local pub!! As this is a pub night, wear what you wish!

Why go to your boring local pub to talk about vanilla stuff, when you can come to the Tipsy Unicorn and flirt with other swingers and fetishists and be yourself! If you’re feeling frisky, you can even pay a fiver and venture upstairs to our playrooms or if you want a chill out, head to our hot tub/sauna.

If you’ve had a crap weekend, then come along and start as you mean to go on…did you know that 2-3 gins reduces your risk of giving a shit anyway?!

Our previous pub nights have been a MASSIVE success and we were packed out!!! I can’t think of a better way to spend a boring Tuesday night….can you? We also have a kinky pub quiz too if you fancy a giggle. It’s £1 to enter the quiz and the winning team takes the pot of quiz entry money!

So Tuesday 28th August @ The Tipsy Unicorn….gather your pals and head on over and share a drink or 3 with me. It’s a BUSY one!

Happy Hour!! 9-10pm – 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks
Free air guitar with every bottle of bud

See you there!
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