We have such a pool of talent amongst our guests and for that reason, we are throwing a night, just for you!!!
This night is for anybody who has a talent to showcase; the stage is yours! Maybe you are in a group or a solo singer and would like to practice some new material on a kind crowd of punters? Maybe you play a mean acoustic guitar and love to woo the crowds with your own material or cool copies. Comedians are also welcome, as well as dancers, magicians, poets and performers in general. Quirky acts are also encouraged…yes even the guy who is a master at moulding sex toys out of balloons! Lol This is not a competition, so nobody is judging you or will be critiquing your performance…it’s all about enjoying yourself! If you are more of a voyeur, then our acts need an audience, so please do come along and encourage our acts.
Our DJ will be with us to keep the crowd warmed up in between performers and if karaoke is your thing, then we will hand you the mic to wow the crowd.
This is your night and your opportunity to have a giggle, not take yourself too seriously, have a few drinks in a super friendly club and show off your talent!
The club opens 7.30pm til 1.30am, with the Live Lounge starting at 9pm until 11.30pm. Performances will only take place in the lounge, leaving the bar and the rest of the club free for you all to enjoy like any other fetish night. So if you don’t want to watch performances, you have the bar to chill out, flirt and natter and the rest of the club to showcase your talents in our playrooms and dungeons 😉
It’s FREE for members!! Just present your membership card to claim your free entry. New guests and non members are very welcome for just a tenner!! BARGAIN! We ask that new guests arrive before 9.30pm, so we can show you around and get you settled in.
So save the date, gather your friends and come on over for a night of entertainment, laughs and debauchery
We will be closed on Wednesday Nights from June….but…
As of June 2018, we will be closing our doors on a Wednesday night, so members will no longer be able to walk in for a fiver, as is the case for couples. The old adage of use it or lose it is very apt here and it seems that people would rather pay more and come in on other nights!! Who am I to argue? lol 😉
So our Newbies and Notsos nights will not be running and instead the club will be available for private hire, for people to run their own parties. We hire the club to lots of different groups of people:
Swinging couples who get together with others to hire the club for their own exclusive use.
Fetishists who want exclusive use of the dungeons and other facilities
Party hosts who fancy throwing a party mid week for those who can’t do weekends
Photographers who want to run a group shoot or one to one shoot
YEEEEEEHAAAA. Howdy folks! Down here at the Townhouse ranch we’re rounding ya’ll up to have a lil’ hoedown. So leave the kin folk at home, grab ya Stetson and get ready to ride ’em hard an’ ride ’em good. There’ll be plenty of bucking broncos for all you sexy cowgirls and our saloon bar will be serving up moonshine, cold beer and chaser shots for those who need a pick me up!
We’re sure you’ll have a rootin tootin, whip crackin good time so mosey on over to Townhouse but be sure to leave your guns at reception with the Sheriff…no gunslingers or outlaws allowed!
Arrive in your best finery to save a few bucks….
Calamity Janes, Indian Squaws and Saloon girls are Free*
Cahooting Couples, Bonnie and Clydes are £15*
Lone Rangers are £25*
*Discounts for the full kit and caboodle rather than a cowboy hat or the full price applies.
Coz I’m a honky tonk kinda gal and like to look after my patrons, I’ll give ya’ll a £5 voucher for ya to use off your entry on the 26th May.
Stuff ya’ll should know…..
The hoedown kicks off at 8.30pm and we’ll boot ya’ll out at 3am…for those on their horses, don’t drink and ride. New folks need to pitch up before 9.30pm and don’t ya’ll go forgettin’ ya ID now!
For the Lone Rangers out there, ya’ll need to book in with the Saloon owner to grab your place, but only if we’ve seen ya before….we can’t allow no strangers around these parts on this night.
You can hook up your horses outside and it won’t cost you a dime but for those who don’t have a ride, we can arrange a carriage outta town.
Our watering hole is dirt cheap, but if you’re a fussy son ‘o’ gun and only drink your own moonshine, then we won’t stop ya…just drop the barkeep £2.50 and we’ll say no more about it!
Now remember folks….Sharin’ is carin’ and we love ourselves a bit o’ sharing down at Townhouse.
This party is the perfect place for those that love anal play or using strap-ons. Our Level Pegging Party has now grown to include all types of anal play and every combination of strap-on play including pegging.
Straight Anal Sex – Pegging (Women using Strap-Ons with men) – Female Bi Play (using strap ons) – Male Bi Play – Anal Training – Anal insertions – BDSM – Buttplug tails
Pegging (Women Fucking Men With Strap Ons)
For women that love to strut around wearing their strap-on and for those men that like to be bent over and pegged. So if you love a bit of prostrate massage or things up your bum, or you?re a sexy lady that love to give rather than receive, then come and join us at Level Pegging. Whether you love dominant ladies taking you down a peg or two or you enjoy intimate sensual pegging, Townhouse has private and public playrooms and three dungeons to set your scene.
Girls who like Girls
This night is also about strap-on play so if you tend to use your dong with females rather than males and you want to share your toys and have some sexy girlie time, then join us.
For lovers of anal sex that maybe don?t like to participate in anal on mainstream swinging nights you can party with like-minded people and find potential playmates.
Male Bi Play
As always, male bi play is welcome at Townhouse and this party is a perfectly safe place for lots of male-male or male-male-female combinations.
This is a private swinging and fetish crossover party so feel free to wear fetish attire or swinging party ‘smart casual’ and you are welcome to bring all your toys and kit bag.
We will have optional wristbands for those wishing to indicate what kind of play they are looking for but feel free to arrange meets for this event.
Condoms and Lube are available complimentary.
There is a £5 discount to any female (or couple entry) that will be dressing down and wearing her strap-on for the duration.
Single Men Members £20
Single Men Non Members £25
The party runs for 730pm – 130am with a last entry of 10.30pm
As this is a private party you cannot bring your own alcohol but purchase from our well stocked bar. You will need £10 for your locker key deposit. Towel hire is £1 or you?re welcome to bring your own.
You need to be on the private guest list to attend. We are NOT publicising this guest list due to the nature of the event. Please email firstname.lastname@example.org to be added
Time for a bit more Harlotry. HARLOTS #5 to be exact! If you haven’t already been to Harlots, then why not?! Here is what it’s all about….
Harlots is ALL about us ladies. A new concept that focuses purely on us classy, sexual, desirable ladies and our needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered godesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.
Only true gentlemen will be considered for this event, and when we say gentlemen we mean it. You will have exceptional manners, be socially adaptable and chivalrous. These traits are essential but only a start. You should be good looking, impeccably groomed and smartly dressed. Being a gentlemen is what Harlots is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Single gentlemen should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions!
Couples who fit the above crtiteria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).
This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please email us at email@example.com
Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30 – last entry is 10.30pm for this party
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasties. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)
It’s hard to believe that Townhouse is coming into it’s 13th year and 6 years under our ownership…time flies when you’re having fun!! ?? ??
Our anniversary parties are always mad and our members come out of the woodwork from all across the country to help us celebrate!
Our prices remain the same and included will be a lovely buffet, cake, rocket fuel punch and a free raffle for a full free year membership to the club..so that’s free entries on any night for a year!!!
As per tradition, some of the Townhouse Team will be bringing you ‘THE FULL MONTY’! We’re not body beautifuls, but isn’t that the point? There may be some other treats in store too Our DJ is also with us to get you hot and sweaty on the dancefloor before you get hot and sweaty upstairs!
I am not taking a guestlist for this party, just arrive before 10pm to guarantee your entry.
We are also offering overnights at £15 per person. I have already taken bookings for these, so if you want to stay, please get in touch asap!
Food, fun and filth!
Has your gold fish died? Worried about the size of your penis? Your partner run off with their fuckbuddy? Finding people your nan’s age attractive?? Numb the pain and forget your troubles at The Tipsy Unicorn Bar @ Townhouse. The more you drink, the less you worry!
The Tipsy Unicorn opens its doors at 7pm until 12.30am for anyone to join us for fun, laughs and beer as cold as your ex’s heart! Membership not needed and entry is FREE. Just think of it as a night down at your local pub!! As this is a pub night, wear what you wish!
Why go to your boring local pub to talk about vanilla stuff, when you can come to the Tipsy Unicorn and flirt with other swingers and fetishists and be yourself! If you’re feeling frisky, you can even pay a fiver and venture upstairs to our playrooms or if you want a chill out, head to our hot tub/sauna.
If you’ve had a crap weekend, then come along and start as you mean to go on…did you know that 2-3 gins reduces your risk of giving a shit anyway?!
Our previous pub nights have been a MASSIVE success and we were packed out!!! I can’t think of a better way to spend a boring Tuesday night….can you? We also have a kinky pub quiz too if you fancy a giggle. It’s £1 to enter the quiz and the winning team takes the pot of quiz entry money!
So Tuesday 24th April @ The Tipsy Unicorn….gather your pals and head on over and share a drink or 3 with me
Happy Hour!! 9-10pm – 2 drinks for the price of 2 drinks
Free air guitar with every bottle of bud