(In your best West Country accent)
YEEEEEEHAAAA. Howdy folks! Down here at the Townhouse ranch we’re rounding ya’ll up to have a lil’ hoedown. So leave the kin folk at home, grab ya Stetson and get ready to ride ’em hard an’ ride ’em good. There’ll be plenty of bucking broncos for all you sexy cowgirls and our saloon bar will be serving up moonshine, cold beer and chaser shots for those who need a pick me up!
We’re sure you’ll have a rootin tootin, whip crackin good time so mosey on over to Townhouse but be sure to leave your guns at reception with the Sheriff…no gunslingers or outlaws allowed!
Arrive in your best finery to save a few bucks….
Calamity Janes, Indian Squaws and Saloon girls are Free*
Cahooting Couples, Bonnie and Clydes are £15*
Lone Rangers are £25*
*Discounts for the full kit and caboodle rather than a cowboy hat or the full price applies.
Coz I’m a honky tonk kinda gal and like to look after my patrons, I’ll give ya’ll a £5 voucher for ya to use off your entry on the 26th May.
Stuff ya’ll should know…..
The hoedown kicks off at 8.30pm and we’ll boot ya’ll out at 3am…for those on their horses, don’t drink and ride. New folks need to pitch up before 9.30pm and don’t ya’ll go forgettin’ ya ID now!
For the Lone Rangers out there, ya’ll need to book in with the Saloon owner to grab your place, but only if we’ve seen ya before….we can’t allow no strangers around these parts on this night.
You can hook up your horses outside and it won’t cost you a dime but for those who don’t have a ride, we can arrange a carriage outta town.
Our watering hole is dirt cheap, but if you’re a fussy son ‘o’ gun and only drink your own moonshine, then we won’t stop ya…just drop the barkeep £2.50 and we’ll say no more about it!
Now remember folks….Sharin’ is carin’ and we love ourselves a bit o’ sharing down at Townhouse.
See ya’ll there!! Yeehaaaa
(and the award for cheesiest ad goes to……) lol