Monthly Archives: June 2018
50 Shades of Wahay Swinging/Fetish Crossover Party Sat 7th July
This is our usual fantastic Swinging Saturday but we will also be joined by some members of our fetish community. Some will be playing openly for you to observe and ask questions afterwards.
Others will be running a demonstration for those who are curious about BDSM but don’t know where to start.
Our demos will be starting around 10.15pm and run through until about 11.30pm beginning with a very brief chat on etiquette and what to expect during the evening.
For this 50 Shades, it’s all about the girls being on top! We have demos from female dominants who will help any ladies wishing to take control of their playmates.
Are you turned on by the sound of your lover whispering in your ear, or perhaps you hear the beat in a song and it sparks you inside? For our first demo, The Scorpion Queen will be giving a talk on Auralism. This is defined as a fetish or sexual arousal caused by sound. Sounds such as music, talking and whispering, listening to others moan during sex etc. Once she has explained how sound can set a scene, she will be demonstrating for small groups.
In the main lounge Lady Chamoix will be explaining what it means to her to be a femdomme and give some starting points on just how to take the lead in the bedroom (or elsewhere) while demonstrating on her submissive. From getting into the right mind to begin with, starting a power exchange and things you can do with your sub.
The open play occuring on the night will include things such as flogging and needleplay.
As this is a swinging night, our upstairs playrooms will be open as usual for filth and frolicks! So if you’re not curious about BDSM, then our bar area, wet area and all upstairs swinging rooms will be there for your pleasure!
The dress code is our usual dress to impress or if you’re feeling daring, then fetishwear is more than ok!!! lol
Our usual prices apply and we are still only admitting 8 single guys from our swinging membership; there maybe one or two additional guys in attendance from our fetish community who are doing the demos or playing openly for you to watch, learn and admire!
We recommend that you arrive before 10pm as this will be busy but also or demos are starting early and you don’t want to miss out!
See you there! xxx
Unicorns @ Townhouse 20th July
A unicorn is a single bisexual female on the swinging scene that plays with both members of a couple.
Supposedly rare and elusive but at Townhouse, we know a good deal of unicorns… you’ve just got to know how to treat them well and tempt them out to play.
Our magical ladies will be spoiled and prized as they should be. Unicorns aren’t a play thing or a commodity… they are confident, sassy and know exactly what they want from a couple… Equal pleasure and respect.
Upon arrival, the unicorns will receive a glass of fizz, a wristband to show their status and some stickers.
During the event, unicorns can express an interest in couples by putting a sticker on them. It’s then up to the couples to choose to pursue that unicorn and give chase.
The lounge will become the twinkle pit… a comfy floor space, lit by candles and fairy lights for couples and unicorns to chill, socialise and become acquainted.
We have our special paddock where only filles are allowed. It’s purely for girl on girl exploration with no studs permitted. It does however have a viewing window for those men that love to watch their ladies enjoy ladies. It’s at the discretion of the women as they can control the blinds to allow or prevent voyeurs. Let the teasing commence.
No single guys for this party and no ‘coupling up.’
Unicorn Hunting Couples £20
Ménage a trois £25 (cpl + fem)
That’s right, if you capture the attention of a unicorn and bring her with you, she will get a discounted entry for a MFF group.
So any unicorns that fancy finding a couple for a dalliance or something longer lasting… or any couples that have mastered the art of unicorn taming or newbies that are looking to take their first three way steps… come on over to The Tipsy Unicorn Bar.
The event runs from 830pm – 3am.
If you’re not a member then you need to bring ID. We have a fully stocked bar for you to purchase your drinks and as it’s a private party, you cannot bring your own alcohol. Towel hire is £1 or you can bring your own. This is strictly a dress to impress event. No sportswear or trainers.
Couples & Single Ladies Party 14th Sept with Beauty and the Beard
We are so EXCITED to be hosting another one of our fabulous private parties, to be held at Townhouse on Friday 14th Sept, 8.30pm till 3am
***NO Theme, NO Gimmicks, NO Fuss, JUST Filth***
This is a Guestlist only event. If you would like to attend then just pop your names down in the thread. Feel free to message us if you wish to remain private
All COUPLES & FEMALES are welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)
Couples need to either hold a Townhouse couples membership or a verified and established couples Fab Swingers (or similar) profile
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted
£15 for overnight stays (if you wish to make a night of it)
We are offering some promotions for this party, we host the “Birthday Event” which is held the night after this party & we would love all you sexy couples & females to be able to join us both nights if you wish to make a weekend of it
Single Females – if you wish to come along with a couple you can benefit from a £5 reduced entry fee. You will have to arrive and book in with a couple to receive this offer.
You can also purchase a weekend pass, this is to be purchased on the Friday Night which will gain you a £5 discount off your total entry fee over the two nights
(Please note you can only make use of one of the above promotions)
As this is a private party we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and purchase it from our well stocked & subsidised bar
We are so look forward to seeing you all there
Beauty and the Beard xxx
MILF Monday ‘Porn in the USA’ 2nd July
Happy US Independence Day y’all!!
It’s almost time for some good ole’ American style partyin’ – so why not get on down to Milf Monday’s “PORN IN THE USA” day!!
Think creative people … red, white & blue, Lady Liberty, the Star Spangled Banner … options are endless for some creative outfits!!
So ladies – do you want to release your inner cowgirl, or fancy lassoing yourself a sexy ranch hand?
And gents – want to find girls hotter than Hollywood can offer, or get yourselves a bit of Summer Lovin’?
Then get your name on our list & get your sexy selves over to Townhouse for a party better than anything you’ll see at the Playboy Mansion!!
If you’d like to attend then please email us on firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
Milf Monday’s PORN IN THE USA entry fee is £10 for the dudes but the chicks will get FREE ENTRY!
‘The Notso Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
We also ask that you stick to a ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers.
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local residents (no obstructing driveways etc). Thank you.