For September, we have decided to make Milf Monday a day to share the love a little further than usual!! As well as the usual filth & fuckery, we are taking the opportunity to do a bit for charity … so welcome to MILF’S MACMILLAN MONDAY MAYHEM FUNDRAISER!!!
The Macmillan Cancer Appeal coffee morning is held in late September, but you know we like to be a bit different here at Townhouse … so for everyone who turns up wearing green (the official colour of Macmillan) we will donate a fixed fee.
In keeping with the idea of the coffee morning, we are also looking for people to bring in cakes … either baked or bought is perfect – they will then be on offer for a donation to the charity box and hopefully we can raise a little bit of money for a cause that I’m sure we have all been affected by at some point in our lives … while indulging in cake, cookies, cock & whatever else springs to mind!!
Please can you let Vicky or I know if you plan on bringing any goodies with you (I’m quite fond of chocolate brownies BTW …!)
If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
The entry fee for Milf’s Macmillan Monday Mayhem is £10 for the gents, but you lovely ladies will get free entry!
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 10th!!
‘The Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
We also ask that you stick to a ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street. Please be considerate to local residents (no obstructing driveways etc).
Calling all Geeks, superheroes, villains and cosplayers to Comic Con Noir at Townhouse on 15th Sept 2018!!
This is an event for comic con enthusiasts and exhibitionists who just love to show off their costumes. Whether your costumes are lovingly made from scratch or bought online, it doesn’t matter, just bring your alter ego along and escape from reality for a few hours! We will be holding a catwalk show for those who fancy entering our competition; the first prize will be 2 tickets to Liverpool Comic Con 2019 in the Echo Arena!
Comic con Noir is for the kinky players who like to mix fantasy with reality! The traditional Comic Con games will be tucked away, making way for games of the more hedonistic persuasion! Channel your inner superhero, villain or comic book character and don’t be embarrassed to wear those skin tight superhero tights…they reveal more than they hide!! 😉
Our DJ will be with us as will our poledancer to get everyone in the party mood. We will also have a photobooth set up so you can have pictures to take away of you in your costumes.
Single ladies £5
Single gents £30 must be members to attend the night time
Our 50 Shades of Wahay nights are BRILLIANT! Basically this is a swinging night where we invite Fetishists along to educate our curious swingers in the world of kink. We encourage open play for you to watch what we really get up to (move over Mr Grey, you know nothing) and you are welcome to ask questions.
Our demos will be starting around 10.30pm with MissDarcyGray who will briefly chat about etiquette and set your expectations for the evening.
At 10.45pm we will be amazed by a Gentleman called Entrancement who practices erotic hypnosis within the BDSM scene. He will be demonstrating anything from hypnotic bondage, libido heightening, memory play, orgasm control/orgasm on demand and edging for hours or turning a demo bunny into a doll.
At 11.15pm Mister Smith will be treating us to a demo. A very experienced disciplinarian who will be i’m pretty sure will be giving us an insight into his sadistic side. More info to follow.
The open play occurring on the night will include things such as flogging and needleplay.
As this is a swinging night, our upstairs playrooms will be open as usual for filth and frolicks! So if you’re not curious about BDSM, then our bar area, wet area and all upstairs swinging rooms will be there for your pleasure!
The dress code is our usual dress to impress or fetish attire.
We recommend that you arrive before 10pm as this will be busy but also or demos are starting early and you don’t want to miss out!
Usual Saturday prices apply. You are welcome to BYOB (corkage fee) or take advantage of our fully licensed bar. Towels, condoms and lube are available free of charge.
If you’re new to the scene, then this is a great night to come and have a nosey as there is lots going on to watch.
See you there
Vic aka Lady C x
Sam and Dave are back again to bring you another wild and mischievous ‘house party with a twist’ and there’s no better place to spend it other than at Townhouse. As many of you will remember from our previous parties they have become spectacular events. At this one we will be helping Dave celebrate his belated birthday party.
Doors open 8.30pm
LAST ENTRY 10.30pm!
Club closes at 3am.
There COULD be some sexy surprises in store for some of you.
We’re turning the bar into a kitchen, that’s serving a wide selection of all your favourite drinks and shots, not forgetting the oriGIN bar where you can get the a choice of over 50 brands of gin including the only place you can purchase the club’s own brand of gin…..Townhouse Gin. Samantha is also making her unique homebrew which is free at the bar.
We’re asking you to add your names by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org. Single males will be limited (guys you know this is a night you’ll remember if you’ve ever attended our previous parties) but couples and single fems are all more than welcome to join us.
You’ll also need £10 deposit for your locker key which will be deducted from your bar bill at the end of the night. Condoms are available free of charge and are situated around the club. Towels are £1 and can be found at reception, however you are welcome to bring your own.
You don’t need to be a member to attend this party and ask everyone to bring their membership cards and/or 2 forms of ID (passport/driving licence etc…).
Single males: £25 for members £30 for non members
We can’t wait to see you all there and make it another night to remember.
This party is a perfect place for those that love anal play or using strap-ons. Our Level Pegging Party has now grown to include all types of anal play and every combination of strap-on play including pegging.
Straight Anal Sex – Pegging (Women using Strap-Ons with men) – Female Bi Play (using strap ons) – Male Bi Play – Anal Training – Anal insertions – BDSM – Buttplug tails
Pegging (Women Fucking Men With Strap Ons)
For women that love to strut around wearing their strap-on and for those men that like to be bent over and pegged. So if you love a bit of prostrate massage or things up your bum, or you?re a sexy lady that love to give rather than receive, then come and join us at Level Pegging.
Whether you love dominant ladies taking you down a peg or two or you enjoy intimate sensual pegging, Townhouse has private and public playrooms and three dungeons to set your scene.
Girls who like Girls
This night is also about strap-on play so if you tend to use your dong with females rather than males and you want to share your toys and have some sexy girlie time, then join us.
For lovers of bum love that maybe don?t like to participate in anal on mainstream swinging nights you can party with like-minded.
Male Bi Play
As always, male bi play is welcome at Townhouse and this party is a perfectly safe place for lots of male-male or male-male-female combinations.
This is a private swinging and fetish crossover party so feel free to wear fetish attire or swinging party smart casual? and you are welcome to bring all your toys and kit bag.
We will have optional wristbands for those wishing to indicate what kind of play they are looking for but feel free to arrange meets for this event.
Condoms and Lube are available complimentary.
There is a £5 discount to any female (or couple entry) that will be dressing down right away and wearing her strap on for the duration.
Single Men Members £20
Single Men Non Members £25
The party runs for 730pm – 130am
As this is a private party you cannot bring your own alcohol but purchase from our well stocked bar.
You will need £10 for your locker key deposit. Towel hire is £1 or you?re welcome to bring your own.
You need to be on the private guest list to attend. We are NOT publicising this guest list due to the nature of the event.
Our all girl event has had a make over and is now a huge annual event!!! 8 ladies are part of the Indulgence planning team to bring you an extra special party that is being advertised far and wide to bring women together from all 4 corners of the UK!! So tell your friends as you can’t miss this!!
The party is open to straight, bi and gay women, swingers, fetishists and nillas. Basically, there is something for everyone at Indulgence….there are no parameters and no judgements.
The club will be divided up into zones and you may opt to wear a wristband to distinguish your interests on the night; bands can of course be mixed if you are into different things…
Green Zone – Groundfloor – Socials and body art – A green wristband may be worn if you are staying in this zone
In this area, there will be no nudity and no play but you can go as skimpy with your clothing as you wish. We will be treated to an amazing poledancer and DJ Rev, our female DJ will be in the lounge playing some old school club classics for those want to have a boogie. We will also be running a fun group burlesque class, to learn the art of tease with the amazing Dolly Derriere! This is an hour class and you need to book in on arrival.
Our bar will be your watering hole where you can grab some food and replenish your drinks, mingle and meet new friends. It’s like the kitchen at a house party, where everyone congregates!
The wet area will be open for those who would like a sauna or jacuzzi. We will also have a beauty therapist in this area offering manicures and pedicures as well as our body painter; you could choose UV paints before you hit the UV lights on the dancefloor!
There will be several hosts wandering around the groundfloor to offer a friendly face, introducing you to people if you wish and keeping everyone updated on the itinerary for the night. We will also have an all female staff on board for this party.
Blue Zone – 1st Floor – Therapies and fetish – A blue wristband may be worn if you are a fetishist
This floor is where our therapists will be offering Massage, Indian Head Massage and Reiki, all free of charge. We will have a calming therapy area for you to indulge and sessions are booked on the night. At the opposite end of the 1st Floor, our 2 dungeons will be open for those who enjoy more edgy play.
Red Zone – 2nd floor – Spiritual and sex! A red wristband may be worn if you are up for some up close and personal fun
This floor will have a quiet private room sectioned off for our medium who is offering 15 minute one to one readings for £15. These need to be booked and paid for in advance direct with Townhouse. She has 45 years experience in the field and is very well respected. The rest of the 2nd floor is your den of iniquity!! Be naked, be filthy, be ‘friendly’ 😉 lol
Black Zone – Cellar dungeon and photo studio
Our professional female photographer will be housed in this area, offering you the opportunity to get some amazing shots for your personal use or online profiles. She is simply brilliant and we are SO lucky to have her with us! She is offering a 30 min shoot, producing 5 professionally finished photos sent to your inbox within 24 hours for £25!!!! These slots will go quick and again, you need to book and pay for your shoot in advance.
This isn’t just a party, this is an EVENT and you can’t miss it! Doors open at 7.30pm, closing at 1.30am. It’s just £10 per person if you book a ticket in advance or £15 on the door. You can book tickets via our box office http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/townhouse or by contacting the club directly and you can pay by paypal. You can also purchase your ticket to sit with our medium and photographer on the above link
The dress code is dress to impress 😊 So no sportswear, leggings, Ugg boots or onesies for this one!!! Lol Grab your glad rags and lets set the dancefloor on fire and raise the roof of Townhouse!!
Grab your wellies and best undies for our festival party on the 25th August!
We are taking the indoors outdoors and the outdoors indoors….let me explain! lol
Our lounge, with our sofas, tables, lights etc…will be set up outside in our massive courtyard under a marquee where you can sit off and enjoy the warm evening. The gates will be closed at 10.30pm, so you will have absolute privacy to have some outdoor fun if you wish The side emergency exit will be open for you to walk freely in and out of the club to the courtyard.
The lounge inside will be set up as our festival arena, with picnic tables with goodies on them, string lights and hay bales to chill out on, dance around or…well, use your imagination!!
The dress code is totally relaxed for this party and we would LOVE you to embrace the festival vibe. So ladies… hotpants, skimpy tops, flowing dresses, skimpy underwear and wellies. Guys, you are welcome to arrive in shorts, pumps, tshirts etc… If you all want to go channel your inner hippy, then feel free!
This is our Summer of Love party, so let’s raise the roof and raise the temperature inside AND outside!
Our usual delicious buffet will be provided and our DJ will be with us to get the festival off the ground. Jelly shots will also be offered and it’s all included in your entry cost:
Guys £30 – (you must be a member and book in advance as there will only be 8 places.
Overnights are available at just £15 per person, so PM me if you want to book a room.
See you all there…in my wellies!! lol
Are you curious about Townhouse and fancy dipping your toes in? Perhaps you’re an experienced swinger and miss the Newbies & Notsos midweek party and the chance to show first timers the ropes?
This party is a perfect opportunity for the curious & the shy to come and swing with hosts on hand to ease you in. Our hosts for this party are Vicky (the gaffer), LittleVixen and Hornymike_2017. Each of us will be mingling and are happy to introduce you to the regulars. Nobody sits in the corner at this party!
Our Saturdays have a single guy restriction and we have 8 places. The guys must be members already and book in advance. So for those looking for established, experienced male members to have some fun with, you can be assured that the are respectful guys who are a great addition to the event.
We already have lots of couples and single females that attend our Saturdays so it has a very social/party vibe with lots of play too. Saturday night caters for everyone’s tastes and fantasies. Our regulars love catching up with friends and often enjoy some filth and fuckery upstairs later on.Our newbies get a taste of the atmosphere and comfortable surroundings amongst new friends and can experience the delights that Townhouse offers.
If you haven’t been to a club before then Townhouse is a great choice for new swingers. We offer a no pressure environment with sexy, super friendly staff that will answer any questions you may have. Rooms to suit all tastes and above all else, it is spotlessly clean!
Single Guys – This event isn’t open to non male members. If you are a member and would like to be considered for a place then PM us.
Because everyone is spending money on Christmas, we are offering a reduced entry price for this party.
Single females and Tgirls– free
Couples – £15
Single Guys £20
You will need to bring two forms of ID with you or your membership card, dress to impress (no sportswear or trainers) and you will need £10 for your locker key deposit.
We offer …Free Parking
Free Bar Snacks
This is an absolute bargain price to spend the night in such an exceptionally well run club.
Townhouse has a well-stocked, subsidised bar with a branded doubles bar and our much loved oriGIN bar for all you juniper junkies.
If you’re attending for the first time and have any questions or want to arrange to meet the hosts, then drop us a message.
See you all there!
Vic and Jim xx
Definition – Extreme, intense pleasure, joy, ecstasy or euphoria
After the sucess of RAPTURE, I would like to invite guests to RAPTURE Part 2; An event for those aged 40 and over. An event for those who enjoy the more formal party, where first impressions really do count!
We aim to create an intense, sexually charged atmosphere, with impeccably dressed gents and sassy, glamourous ladies, who smell good, look good and ooze sex!! Low lights and pulsing music will set the scene for an evening of anticipation, expectation and ultimate RAPTURE.
This is a strictly 40 and over party. Both parties within a couple must be 40 or over. Single ladies and gents are welcome, but we will aim to keep a comfortable male/female ratio.
The dress code is strictly formal –
Gents may want to consider a suit or trousers, shirt, waistcoat. Our ladies love a well-groomed man who takes pride in his appearance, so make the most of your assets and aim to impress.
Ladies may want to consider a dress or something glamourous which states ‘I’m here!!’ when you walk through the door. It’s Friday night, so start the weekend feeling fabulous and go all out to feel like a Goddess!
In both cases, masks are perfectly acceptable for those who enjoy a bit of intrigue, but this is purely optional. Don’t forget to think about your dress down outfits, which can be simply classy or all out wow! Gents may want to ditch the towels and consider some nice smooth, sexy underwear instead?
Of course, a towel is perfectly acceptable, but this could be your opportunity to be a bit different instead?
I will be joined by my co-host MrsRobinson69 on the night, to bring you a truly special evening to remember.
This is a guestlist only party, so please reply here or by PM if you would like to be added to the list.
Not so small print….
This is a private party, so we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol with you and instead purchase from the well stocked, reasonably priced bar. Anyone caught with their own alcohol will be asked to leave without a refund.
You will need a membership card or full ID to gain entry. The Townhouse website tells you more about accepted ID. Please read this as we turn people away who present with just a passport!
Times – 8.30pm until 3am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.
The Townhouse website will give you further information on other relevant details to enhance your evening at the venue.
Member Single Gents £20
Non Member Single Gents £30
Locker key/bar tab deposit £10
As many of you know, we have slowly but surely been working our way through the club, refurbing and replacing.
The latest area to get an overhaul is the groundfloor ladies bathroom which was the thorn in my side!!! It was in desperate need of renovation and now it is finally done!
Welcome to our Twobicle 🙂