Horror Movie and Paranormal Night @ Townhouse 31st October


Last year we held a paranormal night and it was amazing!!! This year we are changing things up for those who like to mix their love for Horror movies and their love of ghost hunting! 🙂 Please note, this is NOT a play event. There will be no swinging or BDSM play whatsoever; this is a vanilla night.

We will open our doors at 8pm on Wednesday 31st October for drinks and settling in. All of the lights will be off as soon as you walk in the club (inc the toilets), so you will need to bring torches. At 8.30pm, our horror movie will commence on the huge projector screen in the main lounge and there will be no admission after this time, so you will not get in if you are late.

After the movie, there will be time for drinks before we split up into small groups around the club. We will have EMF readers, motion sensors, a spirit box and other tools to use but please feel free to bring along a video camera or mobile phone along to record sound and visuals. We will set up some trigger objects around the club which will be sealed off.

At the end of the night (around 2pm) we will gather together for tea/coffee and biccies to talk about our experiences and the lights will go on for the first time.

For those who want to crash out, you are welcome to do so as this sort of thing can be very exhausting!! Just bring a sleeping bag or duvet! We will re-open the next morning from 10am to let you out. So if you need to leave before this time, you cannot stay.

I am restricting the number attendees to 15. Anymore than this and the noise pollution from people moving around affects the investigation.

Payment is required in advance for this night and it’s £12 per person. You can pay by bank transfer or paypal, just email me at infotownhouse@aol.com to reserve a place and I will send you the payment info. Your place is not confirmed until payment is received.

See you there!


WHIMPER!! FemDom Event 18th November


The reputation of this event precedes itself now as it is well known for gathering a lot of guests and it’s a hugely fun day for all involved!!

After the last 5 AMAZING events, we can’t wait to do it all again! People were talking about it for weeks and we intend to make this event just as ‘eventful’!!


The name says it all!

With a club full of Female Dominants, only obedient submissives need attend. No pussys, no ditherers, no brats, no topping from the bottom. This event is for those who adore Dominant women, believe in Female supremacy and live to please.

submissives: male or female, it really doesn’t matter. Experience doesn’t matter either, just a natural submissive tendency will suffice. Boundaries will be respected. Safe words will be given. you will walk out in once piece. Marks don’t need to happen. We will not tolerate needy subs who think that play is a given and have an expectation from our Dominants. If you are selected for play, it is a bonus. Pestering and following will not be tolerated. There will be no sexual services so don’t ask or you will be escorted off the premises. you are there for Our pleasure, not the other way around.

Dominants: We already have several confirmed Female Dominants who are all different in their interests and approach. All are experienced and most have worked professionally as well as being lifestyle Dominants. We would love more Ladies to join us on the day and we would particularly love to welcome new Dominants along who would like to learn and take part; I like to double Domme with new Mistresses. Experienced Mistresses are very welcome and if You have a sub that You would also like to bring along, that is fine. They can be exclusive to You or shared; of course the choice is Yours.

The event will not be structured and no paid services will be offered. It’s all about our Dommes taking control, taking a sub (s) and putting them through their paces. If you were there last time, you will know that there were lots of Dominants in attendance and the submissives were certainly put through their paces during the Funishments game!

This event is open to non members; just bring ID.

Entry prices:
All submissives £15, Female Dominants are obviously free!

The event runs from 2pm until 7pm.

Dress code is fetish wear or all dark clothing

Lady C

ALLURE – 39 and Under Party @ Townhouse 16th Nov

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It’s that time again…. “Allure 7” our 7th private party for those aged 39 and under.

There will be a no pressure feel to the party for those who enjoy the social side of swinging but for those who are feeling filthy, there will be plenty of play too. The event caters for newbies and seasoned swingers who want to enjoy a party with a younger crowd and vibe.

On arrival, you will be offered a welcome drink and there will be nibbles on the bar!

You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring ID with you. Either a photo driving licence or 2 forms of ID that confirm your name and current address.

The event runs from 8.30pm – 3.00am

£5 per female
£20 per couple (You will need to have a couples membership with the club or a verified couples account)
£30 per guy (Limited to 6)

You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Condoms are available free of charge. Towels are £1 or you can bring your own.
*Can we please ask that you dispose of condoms in the bins provided in each of the rooms*

As this is a private event and cheaper entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and purchase from the well stocked, licensed bar instead. A full bar price list can be found on the Townhouse website and for gin lovers out there, you will be spoilt for choice on the massive oriGIN bar.

Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked direct with the club. Either give them a call or message them on the club profile “TownhouseTwosome”

To attend, you will need to be added to our guest list, so please email us to be added.


Couples and Single Females Party @ Townhouse 9th Nov

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***NO Theme, NO Gimmicks, NO Fuss, JUST FILTH***

If you prefer to mingle with other, likeminded couples and single females, with no single guys whatsoever, then this is the party for you!!! All COUPLES & FEMALES are welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID and something with your address on)

Couples need to either hold a Townhouse couples membership or a verified and established profile on a swinging site. If you do not have either of these things, then please contact us to discuss; we need to be satisfied that you are an actual couple and not 2 singles hooking up and this is not permitted.

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted

Entry Prices:
£20 Couples
£10 Females
£15 for overnight stays (if you wish to make a night of it)

We are offering some promotions for this party!

Established Couples – if you introduce a new couple to the club you’ll receive £5 off your entry fee on this night

Single Females – if you wish to come along with a couple you can benefit from a £5 reduced entry fee. You will have to arrive and book in with a couple to receive this offer.

You can also purchase a weekend pass, this is to be purchased on the Friday Night which will gain you a £5 discount off your total entry for the Friday and Saturday night.

(Please note you can only make use of one of the above promotions)

As this is a private party we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and purchase it from our well stocked & subsidised bar.

We look forward to seeing you all there

50 Shades of Wahey Swinging/BDSM Party @ Townhouse Saturday 3rd November


This is our usual fantastic Swinging Saturday but we will also be joined by some members of our fetish community. Some will be playing openly for you to observe and ask questions afterwards.
Others will be running a demonstration for those who are curious about BDSM but don’t know where to start.

Our demos will be starting around 10.15pm and run through until about 1130pm beginning with a very brief chat on etiquette and what to expect during the evening from our host Lady C

For this 50 Shades our first demo team is Captain and his submissive PaintedLady. They are a full time D/s and vanilla couple and will be giving you an insight into how their scene becomes a journey for them. From start to finish of an impact scene including setting the tone, the variations of rhythm and energy during their play and the aftercare required together.

In the main lounge Lady C will be creating sparks with her electrics demo. Armed with a violet wand, she will be giving you a sneak peak into her sensual side as it’s not all about shocks and pain. A perfect opportunity for the audience to get a taste of a very popular form of play.

The open play occuring on the night will include things such as flogging and needleplay.

As this is a swinging night, our upstairs playrooms will be open as usual for filth and frolicks! So if you’re not curious about BDSM, then our bar area, wet area and all upstairs swinging rooms will be
there for your pleasure!

The dress code is our usual dress to impress or if you’re feeling daring, then fetishwear is more than ok!!! lol

Our usual prices apply and we are still only admitting 8 single guys from our swinging membership;
there maybe one or two additional guys in attendance from our fetish community who are doing the demos or playing openly for you to watch, learn and admire!

We recommend that you arrive before 10pm as this will be busy but also or demos are starting early and you don’t want to miss out!


BUXOM BABES ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ @ Townhouse 15th November

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It’s time to ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ ladies!!

You know the old rhyme …
“Remember Remember 15th November,
Curvilicious, Horny & Hot.
When each Buxom Babe,
Will lustily crave,
A juicy big, hard throbbing cock”

For the last Buxom Babes of the year, we are marking Bonfire Night in our own special Townhouse way!! There will be Bonfire themed goodies & treats, and hopefully the fireworks will be going off all night up in the play rooms! We are also looking for firework themed outfits, so pull out your sequins, your glitter & your sparkle and let’s put the bang into Bonfire Night!!

As always, this event celebrates those luscious ladies who have curves to die for – and the guys & girls who adore them!! And lets face it, we all know who it is that makes the rocking world go round!

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Buxom Babe, a Plus-size Princess, a Curvy Kitten or a Voluptuous Vixen. It’s not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome

For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!

We have also got a surprise party gift to give away to one lucky lady who’s name will be drawn at random from the guestlist on the night!

We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!

And remember … Curvy is the new black!
‘The Small Print’
The event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30

For any newbies to Townhouse, I’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out

Entry Prices:
Ladies – £5
Couples – £ 10
Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
T-Girls – £5

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.

Look forward to seeing you there!!
Morticia xx

CLUSTERFUCK! 1st Nov @ Townhouse

We have had the honour of being asked to host an event at the Townhouse by the lovely Vicky and Jim. We are very excited to be doing this and would be grateful for the support from everyone who knows us and our soon to be new friends.

With Bonfire Night just around the corner, we are bringing the Big Bangs indoors, in the form of Cluster Fuck; a party which should raise the temperature and get you hot under the collar!

It’s not like the true sense of a Cluster Fuck where everything seems to go wrong (touch wood) but instead, lots of horny individuals Fucking in a Cluster or for the more discerning of you, a giant Gang Bang in all 4 corners of the club!

We are thinking along the lines of gangbangs in different guises…the couples and singles gangbang, the all female gangbang, The greedy girl gangbang, the cuckold gangbang, the bi gangbang….the possibilities are endless and you are welcome to explore your gangbang fantasies whatever they may be.

We have a few ideas in the making but if you have any specific gangbang ideas that may need some orchestrating, then please message us.

If you’d like to attend, then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to the list. Just so you know this event is NOT a guest list only event, but we would like to know if you are coming so we can keep an eye on the numbers/ratios attending.

Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted upon, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough feel free as it helps to get the party started early.

Can’t wait to see you and meet you all on the 1st November.
Si and Jane xx


The particulars
The event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
Doors open at 7:30pm and closing time is 1:30am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.

You don’t need to be a member to attend this party and for any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna. You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY!

Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
Townhouse has a well-stocked branded bar and don’t forget the OriGin bar where you have the choice of over 50 brands including the only place you can purchase the club’s very own artisan brand of gin…..Townhouse Gin

Entry Prices:
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
Couples £20

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill

The Townhouse website will give you further information on other relevant details to enhance your evening at the venue.

MILF MONDAY ‘The Spooky One’ 5th Nov @ Townhouse

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It’s almost that time again!!

For our November Milf Monday, we are still celebrating all things creepy & kooky, mysterious & spooky, and altogether ooky – well, my name is Morticia … what do you expect!!

It’s the penultimate Milf Monday of the year, so before the ‘C’ word starts getting thrown about, we are bringing you Milf Monday’s Sexy Spook-tacular!! We are looking for gothic goddesses and dapper devils to attend this event. Whether you want to be the Duke of Spook, the Harlot of Horror, or simply turn up in a sexy LBD or dark suit, the choice is yours!!

And alongside the demonic decor, the hellish hostess and the bewitching bar staff, we are also bringing you the Milf Monday Devilish Darkroom – not for the faint-hearted!! Abandon your inhibitions all ye who enter here!!

If you’d like to attend then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

The entry fee for Milf Monday’s Sexy Spook-tacular is £10 for the gents, but you lovely ladies will get free entry!

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 5th!!

‘The Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

We also ask that you stick to a ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in the area – HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & leave plenty of room for access, driveways & avoid parking directly outside residential properties!!

PERVERSION! @ Townhouse 12th OCT

Just how filthy are you?

Perversion, is the new ultimate hedonistic play party launching in 2019. The freedom to indulge in total deviance and to play the way you want to…The way you can’t on a mainstream party night.

From the team that bring you RAW, we are ready to crank it up a notch. More action, more experimentation and more freedom.
Perversion is a night of sexual expression. To get kinky as fuck. Regardless of your sexual orientation, you can indulge in the kind of sex you enjoy.

This is a hardcore heavy play swinging party with fetish elements.
So whether you’re into cuckolding, bi play, group play, multiple partners, bukkake, pegging, piss play, pansexual orgies, roleplay, toys, BDSM, finding a fellow filthster to explore with or just experimenting with your other half in front of a crowd…it’s time to unless your inner pervert.

No judgement, just filthy fuckery on another level…In fact, four levels. Each floor of Townhouse has been categorised into themes.
Level 1 – our ground floor, is for exhibitionism, naturism, sexualism and sensualism. The wet area will have massage tables set up for sexy sensory stimulation. The lounge, is one large play space with mattresses for group sex, showing off, take downs, wrestling etc. It’s the noisy fun stuff.

Level 2 – this floor is all about sex. For fucking the way you like to fuck whether it be with many, few or one. Tie and tease, grind and pound, moan and writhe!

Level 3 – ramps things up into sheer deviance. We get even more kinky, with space to spread out and get your toys out in the orgy and Moroccan rooms. For edgy fetish play mixed in with sex.

Sub Level (The Basement) – for the most extreme play. Only enter if you truly can handle it. Use our dungeon cells for torment and wicked games. Get wet and wild with watersports or use the restraints for group sexual play. This area is for the funky stuff. The stuff that require a trigger warning.

Please note that all rooms will have an open door policy for plenty of voyeuristic opportunities. Normal etiquette applies about being invited to join.

For hedonistic levels of play, we definitely don’t want the faint hearted. On this rare occasion, we are saying no to newbies* as we want people that are confident enough to walk in and get straight down to fuckery.
We are also limiting numbers so we have space to spread out and bring toys.

*We don’t mind if you’re new to Townhouse but please have a verification on a swinging site showing you’ve attended another club.

Dress code – immediate play wear required. No civvies. Straight into your undies, birthday suit, fetish attire, latex, rubber, lingerie. The minimum playwear we accept is smart all black or a suit.

We adhere to the rules of Townhouse and the only hard limits can found on their website.

You don’t have to play hard, you just have to commit to expressing yourself and not judging others.

What happens between us perverts, stays between us perverts!
This is a private party with a strict guest list.

Please express interest by contacting us at inotownhouse@aol.com  if you’d like to attend and we will send you full details if we think you’re a perv 😀
J&L x

RAPTURE! Over 40’s Party 26th Oct

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Definition – Extreme, intense pleasure, joy, ecstasy or euphoria


After the success of the first 2 RAPTURE events, RAPTURE is now a regular event at Townhouse; an event for those aged 40 and over. An event for those who enjoy the more formal party, where first impressions really do count!

We aim to create an intense, sexually charged atmosphere, with impeccably dressed gents and sassy, glamorous ladies, who smell good, look good and ooze sex!! Low lights and pulsing music will set the scene for an evening of anticipation, expectation and ultimate RAPTURE.
This is a strictly 40 and over party. Both parties within a couple must be 40 or over. Single ladies and gents are welcome, but we will aim to keep a comfortable male/female ratio.

The dress code is strictly formal –

Gents may want to consider a suit or trousers, shirt, waistcoat. Our ladies love a well-groomed man who takes pride in his appearance, so make the most of your assets and aim to impress.

Ladies may want to consider a dress or something glamorous which states ‘I’m here!!’ when you walk through the door. It’s Friday night, so start the weekend feeling fabulous and go all out to feel like a Goddess!
In both cases, masks are perfectly acceptable for those who enjoy a bit of intrigue, but this is purely optional. Don’t forget to think about your dress down outfits, which can be simply classy or all out wow! Gents may want to ditch the towels and consider some nice smooth, sexy underwear instead?

Of course, a towel is perfectly acceptable, but this could be your opportunity to be a bit different instead?

This is a guestlist only party, so please email infotownhouse@aol.com if you would like to be added to the list.


Not so small print….

This is a private party, so we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol with you and instead purchase from the well stocked, reasonably priced bar. Anyone caught with their own alcohol will be asked to leave without a refund.

You will need a membership card or full ID to gain entry. The Townhouse website tells you more about accepted ID. Please read this as we turn people away who present with just a passport!

Times – 8.30pm until 3am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.

The Townhouse website will give you further information on other relevant details to enhance your evening at the venue.

Prices –
Couples £20
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Member Single Gents £20
Non Member Single Gents £30
Locker key/bar tab deposit £10