To borrow a phrase from the legend that is Noddy Holder … IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!
Milf Monday is going all out for Christmas with plenty of festive fun, filth & frolics! Add your name to our naughty list below and come & join us!
Will you be sitting on Santa’s knee? Emptying a sackful of goodies? Finding something exciting in a stocking? Whatever it is, come and make your Advent amorous!
If you’d like to attend then please email us email@example.com and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
The entry fee for Milf Monday’s Festive Fuckery is £10 for the gents, but you lovely ladies will get free entry!
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 3rd!
‘The Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm (midday for newbies)
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
We also ask that you stick to a ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & leave plenty of room for access, driveways etc.
For further information please go our main website http://www.townhouseswingers.co.uk