LEATHER & LACE Christmas ROCK NIGHT! Friday 21st December

Well you hard rocking, hard playing lot, Xmas has come early! On Friday, 21st Dec, I’ve hired Townhouse for one more Leather & Lace, to see off the year, the way the dark lord would be proud of.

Yes that’s right I did say FRIDAY, you asked for it so you got it, and to add to that, the club will be offering stay overs as well. So this is the perfect excuse, to get away from all the festive chaos for the night, let your hair down and rock out with your cock out \”/

As always with the event, I want to bring together swingers and kinksters who like all things loud and guitar driven, for a night of riff fuelled debauchery with a little music appreciation mixed in.

There will be the ever eclectic mix of tunes in the bar – heavier, darker, tunes on the first floor – lighter tracks on the top floor – and my personal favourite, a great mix of music videos in the lounge.

Dress code is more relaxed with this event, band t-shirts at the minimum, but I encourage as always to dress to impress. Think fetish wear, leathers, latex, lace, maybe even dress as your favourite rocker.

If you want to put a festive twist on it, go for it. No sports wear or trainers! If in doubt ask.

Entry is £10 per person, plus a refundable £10 deposit for a locker key (first tenner on your bar tab).

To attend just message me to get on the list. All attendees must bring membership cards or valid ID (picture part drivers license is perfect).
Doors open at 8:30pm.

Last entry is 10:30pm and newbies are asked to arrive before 9:30pm
If you would like to stay over, it’s a bargain £15 per person and can be arranged through myself or contact the club directly. Pre payment is required to book a stay over.

So come on people, get your names on the list and lets shake the bones out of the last of 2018 \”/

RAWnch – Pure Play Couples & Single Females Party 1st Dec

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Curious about our RAW! Parties but feel you may be out of your depth? We are bringing you a slice of RAW on a Saturday night! BUT…
A Couples and Singles Ladies Only Version!

RAWnch will be a heady, sexually charged atmosphere with one big difference to the RAW event…NO SINGLE MEN!

Expect a bit less conversation than a typical Saturday night and a lot more action. For those greedy couples and single ladies that don’t want a heavy male to female ratio but want to cut loose and be sexually free for the night. We will share all of our toys (drilldo, American challenge dildo, dildo rocker etc) and you can bring your toys. Tonight is the night to fulfil some fantasies.

We are insisting on an early dress down to get the party started so if you’re brave enough, feel free to show up in a coat with just your sexy skimpies on underneath. Otherwise, please be prepared to dress down upon arrival.

The bunk bed room will be converted into a dark room with glowsticks and glow in the dark condoms and the dungeons will be open to encourage your darkest desires and you can play anywhere in the club apart from the hot tub.

For those exhibitionists that LOVE to be watched, we are bringing RAW’s ‘fuck pit’ to the lounge!

Mattresses filling the centre of the room with sofas set out around them. A sexy show for those voyeurs that just LOVE to perv.

Newbies or less experienced swingers are welcome to come along as there is no pressure to play or join in. You can have a nosey, relax in our hot tub and soak up the atmosphere.

Normal prices apply.
The event runs from 830pm – 3am
You will need to bring two forms of ID with you, dress to impress (no sportswear or trainers) and you will need £10 for your locker key deposit.

Townhouse has a well-stocked, subsidised bar with a branded doubles bar and our much loved oriGIN bar for all you juniper junkies.
If you’re attending for the first time or have any questions, then drop us a message.

See you all there!
Jester & Lilac x

RAW – Christmas Party Thurs 13th Dec

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We’re having a RAW Christmas Party!!!

And it’s Jester’s birthday!

The RAW parties have finished for 2018 and will return in Feb 2019 but in the meanwhile, we are throwing an extra Christmas Jester Special to celebrate.

There are a few changes to the format for this special.
1) It’s on a Thursday
2) It’s 730pm – 130am
3) We don’t have the age restriction on Single Guys for this one RAW event.

Described as …’heady and charged’ RAW is for those that want get straight down to play. For greedy boys & greedy girls looking for action! This event focuses on gang bangs, group sex, multiple partners, bukkake and lots of filth and fucking. Not for the faint hearted.
It’s about stamina and orgasms rather than socialising.

RAW is also about women’s fantasies. So ladies, if you have a play scenario that we can make a reality for you, then get in touch. We can help arrange multiple participants and chaperone this for you. Past fantasies have included… two females doing bukkake, restrained and blindfolded gangbangs, public outdoor group play. You need to contact us directly to discuss this then promote it yourself on our thread.

Our fuck pit returns to create extra play space and gets heavily used. The fuck pit a converted section of the lounge so perfect for exhibitionists and voyeurs.

The bunkbed room will be converted into a dark room. Perfect for letting your inhibitions go and playing with mystery guests.

Apart from the hot tub, the whole club area is open for play so feel free to be spontaneous and fuck in the bar or lounge. We are INSISTING on an early dress down too.

Females: £10, Couples: £20, Males: £20 Single Males (Non Members): £25
You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring two forms of ID.

As this is a private party and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol but purchase from the well stocked subsidised bar. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge. No trainers!

Dress to impress if you’re not dressing down immediately.

Overnight stays are available and you need to contact us directly to book one of these at infotownhouse@aol.com

All names need to be on the guest list so please email us to be added if you are 100% certain you can make it*

See you there!!

*we have a 3 strikes rule for cancellations/no shows


Yes it’s the boss man’s birthday (on this actual date as well) so he’ll be enjoying the fun side of the bar with a gin in his hand, a cheeky grin on his face and he may even get up and have a dance if you ‘oil’ him up enough! lol I will be joining him on the naughty side once we get everyone in and I intend to make the most of it!

This is going to be an epic night as always for Jim’s birthday!
It is a retro themed party with old school and 80’s music in the bar and the FABULOUS RANDY KING is back to entertain you in the lounge!!! If you have ever been to Liverpool over the weekend to watch live music, then you would have seen/heard Randy King. He is a brilliant motown and 70’s singer who always goes down a storm when he drops by Townhouse, so expect there to be dirty dancing and LOTS of it!

We will be providing a light buffet to keep you fuelled and our DJ is with us in between sets.

This is also our regular Birthday with a Bang night and there are other people also celebrating their birthday with us, so it’s going to be rammed!

This is not to be missed and we highly recommend that you arrive before 10.30pm to guarantee your place.

Entry Prices:
£25 couple
£30 sing;e guy (8 places for members only)
£10 for tgirls
£5 for females


See you there!

MILF Monday ‘ It’s Christmasssss!’ 3rd December

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To borrow a phrase from the legend that is Noddy Holder … IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!

Milf Monday is going all out for Christmas with plenty of festive fun, filth & frolics! Add your name to our naughty list below and come & join us!

Will you be sitting on Santa’s knee? Emptying a sackful of goodies? Finding something exciting in a stocking? Whatever it is, come and make your Advent amorous!

If you’d like to attend then please email us infotownhouse@aol.com and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

The entry fee for Milf Monday’s Festive Fuckery is £10 for the gents, but you lovely ladies will get free entry!

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 3rd!
‘The Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm (midday for newbies)

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

We also ask that you stick to a ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & leave plenty of room for access, driveways etc.

For further information please go our main website http://www.townhouseswingers.co.uk



Some of you have known about this, others have suspected! lol

Our highly popular FREE MEMBERS PARTY is back!!!!

As you all know by now, this event is in massive demand and is a strict GUESTLIST only party so I can keep an eye on numbers…we don’t want to be uncomfortably busy or go over our capacity!

So, you need to be a member AND have your membership card in hand to claim your free entry. If you want to come, please state your interest by emailing me at infotownhouse@aol.com

We are limiting single guys to 8 and again you must be established members with a membership card in hand.

As you are getting in for free, we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and buy from our highly subsidised bar instead***

We’ll have our DJ with us and some nibbles on the bar as usual.
As this would be a great night for newbies who want to attend on a busy party night,we will be offering 6 places for new couples at a charge of £20 and new ladies for £5 so contact me to take one of these places.

We have overnights available for those who want to make a night of it, but as I said earlier, some people have had their suspicions about this party going ahead and have already booked a room, so we only have 3 left!! Email me if you want to stay.

17th November 2018 from 8.30pm
Last entry is 10.30pm (9.30pm for new couples)
Dancing, filth and fun
Be there!
Over to you!!

*** Our bar really is cheap, for instance, a large Smirnoff vodka is just £2.80, a shot of JD is just £1.80 our bottled lager is £2.30 and a pint of real ale is £3; even our top shelf premium brands are cheap! Grey Goose/Belvedere/Ciroq vodka are all £3.00 per shot and Glenmorangie/Glenfiddich/Singletons whiskey are also all £3.00 per shot. Cheap as chips!

oriGIN Bar Gin Tasting Event @ Townhouse 14th November

Sooooo many of our members love Townhouse, not just because of our clean and safe playspaces or the warm welcome you receive from our staff, but because we have an epic gin bar!! Currently boasting 54 gins, our gin is served with love and attention in balloon glasses and with a wide range of garnishes. Our staff are knowledgeable about gin and all of them are passionate about creating more juniper junkies! lol

On this night, you can indulge in your love of gin and your love of swinging all on the same night! For just £5 per person, you gain entry to the club and all it can offer. Non members are welcome at a charge of £10 per person.

As well as out usual 54 gins, we have some new gins to showcase on the night, including:

Spit-Roasted Pineapple Gin (by That Boutique-y Gin Company)

The Muff Liquour Gin (by The Irish Potato Craft Gin company)

Aber Falls Orange Marmalade Gin (by Aber Falls Welsh Distillery)

You can purchase drinks vouchers on arrival to spend on our range of gins and doing this will save you quite a bit of money!

£10=  3 x single shot of Gin with mixer.

£20= 7 x single shot of Gin with mixer

We will have some nibbles to compliment your gin on the bar and tables and a range of garnishes to try in your gin to experiment different tastes. We will also have some balloon glasses that you can purchase and take away with you, including Fevertree balloon glasses!

Don’t forget that this is also a swinging party and our playrooms are open as normal 🙂

RAPTURE! Over 40’s Party @ Townhouse 30th November

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Definition – Extreme, intense pleasure, joy, ecstasy or euphoria


RAPTURE is now a regular event at Townhouse An event for those aged 40 and over. An event for those who enjoy the more formal party, where first impressions really do count!

We aim to create an intense, sexually charged atmosphere, with impeccably dressed gents and sassy, glamorous ladies, who smell good, look good and ooze sex!! Low lights and pulsing music will set the scene for an evening of anticipation, expectation and ultimate RAPTURE.

This is a strictly 40 and over party. Both parties within a couple must be 40 or over. Single ladies and gents are welcome, but we will aim to keep a comfortable male/female ratio.

The dress code is strictly formal –
Gents may want to consider a suit or trousers, shirt, waistcoat. Our ladies love a well-groomed man who takes pride in his appearance, so make the most of your assets and aim to impress.

Ladies may want to consider a dress or something glamorous which states ‘I’m here!!’ when you walk through the door. It’s Friday night, so start the weekend feeling fabulous and go all out to feel like a Goddess!
In both cases, masks are perfectly acceptable for those who enjoy a bit of intrigue, but this is purely optional. Don’t forget to think about your dress down outfits, which can be simply classy or all out wow! Gents may want to ditch the towels and consider some nice smooth, sexy underwear instead?

Of course, a towel is perfectly acceptable, but this could be your opportunity to be a bit different instead?

This party is also my beautiful co-host MrsRobinson69’s birthday party, so lets help her celebrate in true Townhouse style

This is a guest list only party, so please email infotownhouse@aol.com if you would like to be added to the list.


Not so small print….
This is a private party, so we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol with you and instead purchase from the well stocked, reasonably priced bar. Anyone caught with their own alcohol will be asked to leave without a refund.

You will need a membership card or full ID to gain entry. The Townhouse website tells you more about accepted ID. Please read this as we turn people away who present with just a passport!

Times – 8.30pm until 3am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.

The Townhouse website will give you further information on other relevant details to enhance your evening at the venue.

Prices –
Couples £20
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Member Single Gents £20
Non Member Single Gents £30
Locker key/bar tab deposit £10

FET-ish Erotic BDSM Party @ Townhouse 29th November


This is a party especially for fetishists who like to include sex and eroticism in their BDSM play!

On our mainstream BDSM nights, sexual play is reserved to the private rooms with the open play areas being left for pure BDSM play. But so many people like to involve sexual elements in their play, whether it be sexual sadism, orgasm denial play, sexual humiliation, forced orgasm or they just like to use BDSM as part of a sexual scene.

At FET-ish, sexual BDSM play will be openly encouraged and we are hoping that the fine line between pain and pleasure will be explored and embraced! We expect to hear screams of pain and screaming orgasms raising our roof! Lol

If this sounds like your kind of night, then join us on the 29th November for our first FET-ish night; I will be joined by Hornymike_2017 and LittleVixen as kinky co-hosts to help the party get off to a flying start!
So bring your BDSM kit bags and your best skimpies for a night of exploring boundaries and unadulterated filth!

This night is open to non members and will be advertised on another well known fetish site

The pricing is as follows:
£10 per person (members)
£15 per person (non member guys)
Ratios of guys to girls will be monitored

You will need your membership card or ID to gain entry, preferably a driving licence if you have one. (Please refer to our website for accepted ID)

The dress code is all dark clothing/fetish wear/alternative wear and dress down will be optional as fetishists often like to keep their kinky clothes on for BDSM scenes.

The event starts at 7.30pm until 1.30am ; last entry for newbies is 9.30pm and 10.30pm for current members.

Any questions, please get in touch!

Bi-Tastic Bi Night 23rd November @ Townhouse

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It’s Chrissssssssssstmas!!!…. well nearly!! We are celebrating the last Bi-tastic of the year with a Christmas Bash.

We will be hosting our very popular ‘Bi-tastic’ Bi Party ‘The Christmas One’@Townhouse  Friday 23rd November 8:30pm till 3am.

So this event is for bi or bi curious couples, girls, t-girls and guys only. If you are a couple then both of you have to be bi or bi curious. Also prefer to be stated on an online swingers site profile

Non members are welcome but please bring 2 types of ID with you.
Couples £20
Guys £25
Girls £5
TV/TS £10

So what is on offer …
We will have our very own House DJ with us, raising temperatures to get the Christmas party started. If you need cooling down then you can purchase all your drinks from the reasonable priced bar.

We will have nibbles on the bar to keep your energy levels up and for you to enjoy.

We will have the popular dark room with glow in the dark condoms for all you adventurers and also feel free to take full advantage of the glory holes!

The ‘Anyone can start’ Orgy room!!

So why not get in the ‘Christmas’ spirit and wear a sexy Santa, elf, fairy or even wear a famous panto character!!! And don’t forget anyone can rummage in Santa’s sack!!! We will be giving a bottle of bubbly away for the best outfit!!

As a minimum we ask you dress to impress. No sportswear, hoodies or trainers!

Condoms are provided free of charge and just £1 fee for a towel but feel free to bring your own.

As this is a private party we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol but purchase from our highly subsidised bar.

Overnight stays will be available at £15pp which includes tea & toast in the morning.

This is a guest list only event, so email us to be added. If you wish to remain private from the public guest list then please message us and we will add you to our private guest list.

We look forward to partying hard with you!! Pop your name down with us or in the forums.

Nikki & Mike X