BIG CHRISTMAS PARTY!!! 22nd Dec @ Townhouse


It’s that time of year once again, when we eat too much, drink too much and swing like it’s our last day on earth! lol

Grab your dancing shoes, your best knickers and leave some room to be stuffed…. with mince pies, coz it’s our BIG CHRISTMAS PARTEEEEEEEE

Everyone comes out of the woodwork for this one, so be sure to arrive before 10.30pm to guarantee your entry as this is NOT A GUESTLIST EVENT.

Be as Christmassy as your wish, jingle your jangles, pucker those lips and bring tons of Christmas spirit coz we do Christmas BIG at Townhouse!

You can go all out Christmas cheese with your outfits or dress to impress, it’s entirely up to you.

There will be food. There will be shots. There will be gin. There will be dancing. There will be filth on every floor. There will be boobs and ass getting jiggy on the dancefloor. There will be tons of sexy people.  There will be little surprises. This is a party not to be missed…you don’t want to be reading about how great it was the next day after your quiet night in!

The usual prices apply and only 8 single guy places are on offer to established members (you need to book a place guys) . We cannot accept full loyalty cards for entry due to the high overheads and we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and instead drink from our super cheap bar.


See you there!!