James Bond 007 CASINO Party Night @ Townhouse 30th March

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You are required to rendezvous at Townhouse on Saturday 30th March for a very special mission. You must be ready for anything… adopt a disguise and be licensed to thrill!

Ensure you are fully equipped with gadgets via ‘Q’, as the guests can be very demanding and you will need your wits about you.

To gain entry, you must say the password ‘Betty Swollocks’; by this your host will know you accept your mission! You may be handed a coded message but it is For Your Eyes Only so keep it safe. To avoid the admission of unwanted civilians, you will be required to verify your identity….you know what to do. The lady on reception is your friend and will take good care of you, tip her well!

You will be summoned to the Casino Royale where you will find 2 gambling tables with croupiers. Mingle with the other guests and try not to lose all of your chips or ‘M’ will not be happy!

It may be unpredictable at times and watch out for Pussy Galore, I hear she is everywhere!!

The other guests will be wearing smart attire and evening dresses, so it will be hard to differentiate between the sick and twisted and the innocent bystanders, so mingle and figure out who is who. Try not to be awkward and draw attention to yourself; dancing with guests will deter suspicious eyes, oh and I hear the buffet is to Live and Let Die for too!

This party is like no other…it is adult in nature and you may be invited into rooms to partake in activities of a sensual nature. Although we understand that this is very tempting, remember that you represent Her Majesty’s Secret Service and debauchery whilst on duty is prohibited, not that this has stopped you before!

This party could take you places you have never been before….but with your ‘weapon’, you will no doubt live to Die Another Day.

Good luck!!!

not so small print…….
Normal prices apply
8.30pm til 3am – last entry 11pm (9.30pm for newbies)
DJ and Buffet available
New couples and ladies welcome
8 places for guys who must be members
Get your best clobber on!

BUXOM BABES @ Townhouse 21st March – Flaunt your curves!

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It’s time to ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ ladies!!

I can’t believe it’s been a year since we relaunched Buxom Babes … it’s flown by!! And what better way to celebrate our anniversary than to have a PARTY!!

No theme, just a good old fashioned party, with party tunes, punch, jelly shots and LOTS of fun!! Ladies – get your party frocks on!! Gents – we want to see smart & sexy, so make sure you dress to impress!!

As always, this event celebrates those luscious ladies who have curves to die for – and the guys & girls who adore them!! And lets face it, we all know who it is that makes the rocking world go round!

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Buxom Babe, a Plus-size Princess, a Curvy Kitten or a Voluptuous Vixen. It’s not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome ??

For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!

As this is a limited numbers event, please get your name down early – once the maximum number is reached, any additional names will be added to a reserve list. Please email us at Infotownhouse@aol.com to go on the list

We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
And remember … Curvy is the new black!
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Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30

For any newbies to Townhouse, I’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night.

Entry Prices:
Ladies – £5
Couples – £ 10
Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
T-Girls – £5
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.

Look forward to seeing you there!

Paddy’s Night Hooley @ Townhouse 16th March

To Raise your glasses! –Here’s to a long life and a merry one.A quick death and an easy one.A pretty girl and an honest one.A cold beer and another one! –The Irish ToastBeannachtam na Feile Padraig

With so many Irish folk at Townhouse and Jim & I being from Irish stock, we always go mad for Paddy’s night and have a good old knees up!! If you have been before, you know that our Paddy’s nights are a tad….WILD! lol

This year we are planning a Hooley, so make sure you get some red bull down you because we are going to dance the bejeezuz out of ya!
We’ll have some nibbles on the bar and tables, Irish coffee and of course you are welcome to enjoy a pint of the black stuff, which is available at a reduced price.

The club will be decorated to set the scene, but it would be good if our guests got into the spirit and dressed for the occasion! The Irish tricolor is your inspiration or why not bring the luck of the Irish with you and be a naughty leprechaun!

Come along and get jiggy on the dancefloor before you get jiggy in our playrooms.This is going to be AWESOME and not to be missed!!

Despite our high overheads, entry prices are the same bargain price as always!

Overnights will be available for those who want to make a night of it and drink like the Irish! Just £15 per person, just book with us directly

See you there for one of our favourite nights of the year!


Raise your glasses! –
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one! –
The Irish Toast

Beannachtam na Feile Padraig

‘HEADSPACE’ Auralism Party @ Townhouse 22nd March


Primarily based on ‘Auralism’ ~ A fetish for music. You know how it can make your skin prickle? . . . Events have evolved nicely and we have incorporated several diverse Headspaces for this one thanks to the loyalty of our team and the freshness of new ideas becoming involved . . . We love that 🙂

We have our regular dark room and UV body painting on the first floor. Funishments will be showcasing their brilliant, new but well established, game in the first floor dungeon, if you haven’t experienced this game this event is an ideal opportunity.

On the top floor Mister Mike will be chilled out with his unique meditation methods – The door will be closed during sessions to maximise the atmosphere in this room and reduce distractions.

The basement dungeon we have Bass In the Basement with a very bassy vibe with flasing lights and throbby music creating an intense playspace. The cages will be occupied.

The main room is holding the main event which this time is the Old School Goth Disco. Think The Cure, Sisters of Mercy, The Mission, Alien Sex Fiend, Bauhaus, The Cramps, The Jesus & Mary Chain, Siouxsie & the Banshees and The Damned. The room will be decorated to complement the theme >v< and I will be in my element mixing Goth and UV accessories to give this room it’s usual sense of fun. The UV theme has been very popular and we love working with that.

In the main room you are welcome to play, and you are more than welcome to go one step further and incorporate the UV theme (rope, wax, toys, etc) . . . Guayule Nomisma is working on wrapping up a bunny and making them glow.

Headspace crew will be dotted around. Feel free to stop anyone of us with any questions you may have

If you don’t have Townhouse membership please bring a form of ID
Usual Townhouse etiquette and rules apply

Don’t mix alcohol and play. Please keep it safe, sane & consensual

Any questions or to book a place please contact the club direct at infotownhouse@aol.com

Leather & Lace ‘Reloaded’ Rock Night @ Townhouse 9th March – LIVE MUSIC

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It’s time to get Leather & Lace, ‘Reloaded’ ..!!

On Saturday 9th March, my awesome rock night makes it’s return to Townhouse, to rock the panties off a bunch of Saturdays through 2019.

Like last year this will be the best sex party for swingers and kinksters who like all things loud and guitar driven, with the aim for it to be a fun night of riff fuelled debauchery and a little music appreciation.

As well as an eclectic mix of music throughout the club, to help kick off this new year of events we’ll also have some awesome live music from the brilliant CAUTION ROCK/POP DUO. These guys will be playing all your favourites by Queen, Van Halen, Journey, Bon Jovi and many more.. They are absolutely brilliant and sure to get you all in the mood.
Talking of music – In the bar will be a great mix of songs from bands like Offspring, ACDC, Steel Panther, Faith No More, Soundgarden, The Clash, Guns N Rose’s etc. In the lounge between sets by our live act will be my personal favourite, a mix of music videos by the same great artists we feature in the bar, re-live those MTV days and enjoy some visual as well as aural stimulation.

On the first floor we’ll have the ‘METAL’ room, with the lights turned way down and heavier tunes, this open space will be perfect to get down to some totally hard and filthy play. Finally the top floor will feature a mix of pop punk and indie classics to set a lighter, more playful mood.

There are some changes to last year’s format. The prices are the usual Saturday, £25 for couples, £5 for girls and £30 for single guys – who like any other Saturday, have to be members and have to book in advance, as there will be only 8 places up for grabs.

Being a Saturday you can also bring your own booze.

Dress code is more relaxed with this event, band t-shirts at the minimum, but I encourage people to dress to impress as always. Think fetish wear, leathers, latex, lace, and you are on the right track. Maybe even dress as your favourite rocker. While skater boys and girls can come in skate shoes as always there is a total ban on sports wear, ie running trainers, shorts, joggers. ( Unless you want to cosplay as Johnathan Davies, then I fully expect sparkly Adidas clobber )

To attend just message Vic & Jim at infotownhouse@aol.com to get on the list. All attendees must bring membership cards or valid ID (picture part drivers license is perfect).

Doors open at 8:30pm. Last entry is 10:30pm and newbies are asked to arrive before 9:30pm

If you would like to stay over, it’s a bargain £15 per person and can be arranged through myself or contact the club directly. Pre payment is required to book a stay over.

So come on people, get your names on the list and let’s make 2019 a loud and filthy one \”/

50 Shades of Wahay Swinging/Fetish Crossover Party 2nd March

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This is our usual fantastic Swinging Saturday but we will also be joined by some members of our fetish community. Some will be playing openly for you to observe and ask questions afterwards.

Others will be running a demonstration for those who are curious about BDSM but don’t know where to start.

Our demos will be starting around 10.15pm and run through until about 11.30pm beginning with a very brief chat on etiquette and what to expect during the evening by my alter ego Lady C

For this 50 Shades our demo teams are two very experienced Dominants.

Mistress Saphire will be stimulating the senses of her submissive with an interactive sensational sensory tie and tease demo including wax play.

Mister Smith will be tormenting and teasing two submissives by controlling their orgasms. Think straight-jackets, E-stims, orgasm denial and forced orgasms. Teasing play that can easily be incorporated in to your bedroom play.

The open play occurring on the night will include things such as rope, flogging and needleplay.

As this is a swinging night, our upstairs playrooms will be open as usual for filth and frolic’s! So if you’re not curious about BDSM, then our bar area, wet area and all upstairs swinging rooms will be there for your pleasure as usual!

The dress code is our usual dress to impress or if you’re feeling daring, then fetishwear is more than ok!!! lol

Our usual prices apply and we are still only admitting 8 single guys from our swinging membership; there maybe one or two additional guys in attendance from our fetish community who are doing the demos or playing openly for you to watch, learn and admire!

We recommend that you arrive before 10pm as this will be busy but also or demos are starting early and you don’t want to miss out!

See you there
Vicky (aka Lady C)

Couples & Single Ladies Party with Beauty and the Beard @ Townhouse 10th May

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We are so EXCITED to be hosting another one of our fabulous private parties, to be held at Townhouse on Friday 10th May 8.30pm till 3am

***NO Theme, NO Gimmicks, NO Fuss, JUST Filth***

This is a Guestlist only event. If you would like to attend then just contact Vic & Jim at Townhouse direct at infotownhouse@aol.com

All COUPLES & FEMALES are welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)

Couples need to either hold a Townhouse couples membership or a verified and established couples profile on Fab Swingers or a similar website.

 We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted

Entry Prices:
£20 Couples
£10 Females
£15 for overnight stays (if you wish to make a night of it)

Established Couples – if you introduce a new couple to the club you’ll receive £5 off your entry fee on this night

Single Females – if you wish to come along with a couple you can benefit from a £5 reduced entry fee. You will have to arrive and book in with a couple to receive this offer.

(Please note you can only make use of one of the above promotions)

As this is a private party we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and purchase it from our well stocked & subsidised bar

We look forward to seeing you all there


Sexy Silent Disco Play Party @ Townhouse 18th April – TICKETS ONLY

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This is a night NOT TO BE MISSED!! A lot of you will be off work the next day too as it is a bank holiday, so why not take the opportunity to let your hair down?! We are even offering overnights for those who want to make a night of it!

So what is this all about?? If you have been to music festivals, you will know exactly how mindblowing this is! Basically we have an amazing smoke and light show along with DJ Climax who will be pumping some old school dance music, backlit with inspiring visuals on our massive projector screen. The twist is that everybody will be given a special set of headphones to have the music transmitted straight to them and to the outside world, you will be dancing and raving to a silent room, but to you guys, you will be raving to an amazing music set which will get your body moving and your pulses racing!

The dresscode for the night will be either clubbing gear or immediate dress down so you are ready to get sweaty on the dancefloor and then sweaty in the playrooms.

This night is all about the Music, Fun and Filth and it’s just £10 per person!!!!! (Non member single guys are welcome for £15 entry). To book your tickets, go to our box office www.ticketsource.co.uk/townhouse or you can contact me direct to pay by paypal or you can book at reception at the club. Overnights can be booked direct by emailing us at infotownhouse@aol.com for just £15 per person.

Doors will open at 7.30pm and the silent disco will start at 8.30pm til 11.30pm which gives you plenty of time to take things upstairs afterwards 😉 Last entry is 10pm on this night. We will require a £15 deposit on this night for your bar tab and the headset. The £15 will be offset against your bar bill with any difference refunded when the headset is returned.

What are you waiting for? Get those tickets booked and start counting own the days!

See you there

Revival @ Townhouse! Ticket Only Party 11th May

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On Saturday 11th May, we are offering you a Townhouse 1st! A night to remember! A night that will raise the roof. A night that is so spectacular even we cannot believe we’ve managed to secure such a night. A night that will have you rocking out to amazing LIVE music, throwing your arms in the air like you just don’t care, belting out anthem after anthem. With a special treat that will bring back some memories from your youth!!

We are super EXCITED to announce that for the 1st time EVER at Townhouse we have full. 5 piece, Live Band. Drum kits, guitars, keyboards. The whole shebang.

The phenomenal band, INDIGO are going to bring the house down with music for you to jump, dance, rock and reminisce to. These guys are simply AMAZING and we are very lucky to be able to book them in as they are in very high demand! And their calendar is already pretty full for 2019.

If you were around Merseyside or the Wirral in the 90’s you may have ended up in the Ritzy on a boozy Saturday night, raving to a plethora of amazing headlining DJ’s! Well in between the band sets, one of the Ritzys Resident DJ’s will be joining us to take you back to times when all that mattered was the music, we danced like nobody was watching and we were carefree and flirty…..exactly what we all still love now

This party is all about the music, the mayhem, the moment…..we don’t need to offer you all sorts of gimmicks and freebies to ensure this is a great night. It’s for serious dancers and serious players!

This is a BIG night at Townhouse and we expect the heady vibe to turn filthy in the playrooms later on, so you don’t want to miss this party!

For this reason, this is a TICKET ONLY event and they are on sale now! HERE 

£25 per couple
£10 per female/TGirl
£30 per guy ( 8 places for members only)

So dig out your clubbing gear, grab your ticket and start getting excited for this massive party…oh and don’t forget to tell your friends. They don’t want to be hearing all about this the next day, they will want to be there!

Peer Rope Workshop Sat 7th March – ALL WELCOME !


Are you passionate about rope? Interested and want to learn? Please join us for the next LMPR!

The event starts at 1.30pm and will end no later than 6pm. Soft drinks, tea, coffee and snacks can all be purchased from behind the bar.

Entrance fee to the venue includes full use of the facilities: a variety of great equipment, play rooms, hot tub, sauna and suspension points!

A rope-only-play area will be set up for those new and nervous who aren’t quite ready for the whole kink experience but want to learn some new skills. The rest of the venue will be open for safe consensual play following the usual Townhouse rules (please note as this is a daytime event the usual dress code has been relaxed).

Entrance fee will be a bargain at only £5!

For those travelling to the venue by car you can find directions to the venue:

For those travelling via public transport, the nearest train station is Green Lane (from Liverpool Lime Street, take the underground Wirral Line to Green Lane) . It is approx < 10min walk from the station to the venue. If you need any help with figuring out transport please message me directly or put a post up in the main group

Please don’t forget the recent changes to the locker key deposit, it is now a £10 refundable deposit