Our filthy new event is going from strength to strength and is back again on Thursday 2nd May!
‘Clusterfuck’ – noun
“A cluster of horny swingers engaged in group sex/gangbangs in a safe and consensual environment or for the more cultured of you a giant Gang Bang. (Waiting for Urban Dictionary to update)”
After the MASSIVE success of our brand new gloryholes, launched at the last Clusterfuck party, they are making a return! The ladies were chomping at the bit last time to have a go and our guys were eager to please! Any ladies who want to experience anonymous fuckery (chaperoned for safety of course..no bag, no shag), please step forward!! If you have any fantasies about laying back and letting a queue of horny guys have their wicked way with you or any of you attached gents have a fantasy of seeing your partner in the middle of it all while you conduct the proceedings or just ‘holding their hand’ while they are in ecstasy then please message us!
If the Female gloryhole is not for you, then we have several more zones for you to ‘cluster up’ and bang as a gang! Lol As always, Townhouse events are LGBT friendly, so we are more than happy to orchestrate some same sex fuckery! ?? Fancy a dark room scenario? Let us know!
Now that your interest has been piqued and you are going to attend, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and get your name down!. Just so you know this event is NOT a guest list only event, but we would like to know that you are coming so we can keep an eye on the numbers attending.
As always, we are open to ideas and suggestions and have a few more in the making but if you have a specific request let us know and we will try and cater for your deviant needs
Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough, feel free as it helps to get the party started early; we will be!
Can’t wait to see you and meet you all on the 2nd May 2019.
Doors open at 7:30pm and closing time is 1:30am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.
You don’t need to be a member to attend this party and for any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna. You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY!
Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
Townhouse has a well-stocked branded bar and don’t forget the oriGin bar where you have the choice of over 50 gins including the only place you can purchase the club’s very own artisan brand of gin…..Townhouse Gin
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill
The Townhouse website will give you further information on other relevant details to enhance your evening at the venue. http://www.townhouseswingers.co.uk
No sooner does one Milf Monday finish than the next one peeps it’s head round the corner!
This month we are painting the town green to celebrate Paddy’s Day!! Go on, go on, go on, go on – you know you want to put your name down!! Bonus points for anyone wearing green, even better if you want to dress up!! For those of you who want to channel your inner Father Ted, Mrs Brown or Jedward, feel free!!
If you’d like to attend then please contact Vicky direct at Townhouse at email@example.com and she’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
The entry fee for Milf Monday’s shamrockin’ shenanigans is £10 for the gents, but our lovely ladies will get free entry!
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 4th!
‘The Small Print’
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
We also ask that you stick to a ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available or you can bring your own.
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & leave plenty of room for access, driveways etc.
Hello to all you Sexy Swinging Singles!!
Welcome to SEXPLOITS Singles Party!
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. Which means plenty of fun opportunities! SEXPLOITS at Townhouse is ALL about the single swingers.
Perhaps you’re after a bit of no strings dating, on the hunt for a fuck buddy or a +1 to attend clubs and parties with? Maybe you’re tired of swiping left, fed up of chatting online and actually wanting to meet a fellow filthy fucker in person? You may not have a clue what you want (and that’s ok too). Whatever you’re after, come and join us in the bar for a drink/social/flirt and let’s see where the evening takes us!
Cuck couples, Hotwife/husband couples and couples who play as singles, come and join us. There are no age restrictions on this event. Newbies and Non-members are more than welcome. The only criteria being that you’re looking to mingle with singles!
Myself and the beautiful Mrs ProBlow will be your hostesses for the night. We’ll have a Club Buddy mingling in the bar and lounge to introduce you to people if you’re a little shy. And as SEXPLOITS is now on a Friday, we’ll have more of a party vibe. Our resident DJ will be blasting out some tunes for those who like to shake their thing on the dance floor.
Overnight stays at the club are available for just £15. Please message Vicky at firstname.lastname@example.org directly to book these.
We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there
Charlotte & Mrs PB xx
So here’s all the important stuff…
If you want to book in, please contact Vicky directly at Townhouse at email@example.com
Doors open at 20.30 and closing time is 3.00. Last entry is 10.30pm. Newbies need to arrive before 9.30pm for a tour of the place. Please just give your username in at reception.
There is a strict dress code at Townhouse, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to “SEXPLORE”! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.
Males (Members): £15
Males (Non members) £20
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, please don’t bring your own drinks; if you are caught, you will be asked to leave without a refund of admission fee.
Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s licence or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)