SEXPLOITS Singles Party @Townhouse – 14th June – The Sexiest Singles Party in The North West

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Hello to all you Sexy Swinging Singles!!

Welcome to SEXPLOITS Singles Party!

There’s plenty of fish in the sea. Which means plenty of fun opportunities! SEXPLOITS at Townhouse is ALL about the single swingers.

Perhaps you’re after a bit of no strings dating, on the hunt for a fuck buddy or a +1 to attend clubs and parties with? Maybe you’re tired of swiping left, fed up of chatting online and actually wanting to meet a fellow filthy fucker in person? You may not have a clue what you want (and that’s ok too). Whatever you’re after, come and join us in the bar for a drink/social/flirt and let’s see where the evening takes us!

Cuck couples, Hotwife/husband couples and couples who play as singles, come and join us. There are no age restrictions on this event. Newbies and Non-members are more than welcome. The only criteria being that you’re looking to mingle with singles!

Myself and the beautiful Mrs ProBlow will be your hostesses for the night. We’ll have a Club Buddy mingling in the bar and lounge to introduce you to people if you’re a little shy.

Overnight stays at the club are available for just £15. Please message TownhouseTwosome directly to book these.

We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there

So here’s all the important stuff…

Doors open at 20.30 and closing time is 03.00. Last entry is 10.30pm. Newbies need to arrive before 9.30pm for a tour of the place. Please just give your username in at reception.

There is a strict dress code at Townhouse, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!

If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to “SEXPLORE”! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.

Females and T-Girls: £10

Couples: £20

Males (Members): £20

Males (Non members) £25

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

As this is a private party and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol but purchase from the well stocked subsidised bar. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s licence or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)

Bi-Tastic Party @ Townhouse 6th June


It’s that time again!!! Wow!! Don’t think we’ve had time to clean the glitter away from the last party!!!

So, it’s our Bi-Tastic Bi party on Thursday 6th June 19 8:30pm till 1.30am.

This event is for bi, gay or bi curious couples, ladies, guys, Trans or T-girls. If you are a couple, then both of you must be bi or bi curious.

Non-members are welcome but please bring 2 types of ID with you, 1 with a photo on and 1 with your address on.

Special Discounted Prices for a Thursday!!

Couples £15

Guys Non-members £25 Members £20

Girls £10

TV/TS £10

So, what is on offer …

We will have our DJ, raising temperatures to get the party started in the Music lounge. If you need cooling down, then you can purchase all your drinks from the reasonable priced bar.

We will have nibbles on the bar to keep your energy levels up and for you to enjoy.

We will have the popular dark room with glow in the dark condoms for all your adventurers and feel free to take full advantage of the glory holes!

The ‘Anyone can start’ Orgy room!! And of course, not forgetting the ever-popular wet area.

So why not treat yourself to a night of escape!! Get your best glad rags out, sparkles galore or even dress in a 3-piece suit. The choice is yours.

As a minimum we ask you dress to impress. No sportswear, hoodies or trainers!

Condoms and lube are provided free of charge and just £1 fee for a towel but feel free to bring your own.

As this is a private party, we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol but purchase from our highly subsidised bar.

So come play out on a ‘School Night’. This is a guest list only event. If you wish to remain private from the public guest list, then please message us and we will add you to our private guest list.

We look forward to partying hard with you!! Pop your name down with us or in the forums.

Leather & Lace Reloaded Rock Night! 8th June

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The wait is over, Leather & Lace makes its return to Townhouse on the 8th June, once again for a kick ass Saturday night

This is easily the best event for swingers and kinksters who like all things loud and guitar driven, with the aim for it to be a fun night of riff fuelled debauchery and a little music appreciation.

As always there will be an eclectic mix of rock genres throughout the club, but for this next instalment we’ll have an awesome guest DJ – Mr Klang – He’ll be pumping out some amazing tunes in his own unique style, and will no doubt be a spectacle not to be missed.

Talking of music – In the bar will be a great mix of songs from bands like Offspring, ACDC, Steel Panther, Faith No More, Soundgarden, The Clash, Guns N Rose’s etc.

On the first floor we’ll have the ‘METAL’ room, with the lights turned way down and heavier tunes, this open space will be perfect to get down to some totally hard and filthy play. The top floor will feature a mix of pop punk and indie classics to set a lighter, more playful mood.

Entry is standard Saturday prices £25 for Couples, £5 for Ladies and £10 for TV’s – to attend just message me to get your name on the list.

Single guys are £30, and must be members of the club. There are also only 8 swinging Single Male places available, so book in early to avoid disappointment. Please message the club as normal.

While band t-shirts will be fine in the bar, I strongly encourage people to dress to impress, think latex, leather, mesh, Lace, lycra.

This is a swinging event, anyone going upstairs MUST dress down to fit with the policy of the club.

All attendees must bring membership cards or valid ID (picture part drivers license is perfect, otherwise Passport and utility bill)

Doors open at 8:30pm.
Last entry is 10:30pm and newbies are asked to arrive before 9:30pm

If you would like to stay over, it’s a bargain £15 per person and can be arranged through myself or contact the club directly. Pre payment is required to book a stay over.

So come on people, get your names on the list and let’s make June loud and filthy \”/

RAWnch Couples & Single Ladies Party 1st June 2019

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Curious about our RAW! Parties but feel you may be out of your depth?

We bring you a slice of RAW on a Saturday night! BUT…
A Couples and Singles Ladies Only Version!

RAWnch will be a heady, sexually charged atmosphere with one big difference to the RAW event…NO SINGLE MEN!

Expect a bit less conversation than a typical Saturday night and a lot more action. For those greedy couples and single ladies that don’t want a heavy male to female ratio but want to cut loose and be sexually free for the night. We will share all of our toys (drilldo, American challenge dildo, dildo rocker etc) and you can bring your toys. Tonight is the night to fulfil some fantasies.

We are insisting on an early dress down to get the party started so if you’re brave enough, feel free to show up in a coat with just your sexy skimpies on underneath. Otherwise, please be prepared to dress down upon arrival.

The bunk bed room will be converted into a dark room with glowsticks and glow in the dark condoms and the dungeons will be open to encourage your darkest desires and you can play anywhere in the club apart from the hot tub.

For those exhibitionists that LOVE to be watched, we are bringing RAW’s ‘fuck pit’ to the lounge!

Mattresses filling the centre of the room with sofas set out around them. A sexy show for those voyeurs that just LOVE to perv.

Newbies or less experienced swingers are welcome to come along as there is no pressure to play or join in. You can have a nosey, relax in our hot tub and soak up the atmosphere.

Normal prices apply.

The event runs from 8.30pm – 3am

You will need to bring two forms of ID with you, dress to impress (no sportswear or trainers) and you will need £10 for your locker key deposit.

Townhouse has a well-stocked, subsidised bar with a branded doubles bar and our much loved oriGIN bar for all you juniper junkies.

If you’re attending for the first time or have any questions, then drop us a message

See you all there!

MILF Monday @ Townhouse ‘The Summer One’ 3rd June 2019

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… And you guys all thought it would seem like ages til the next one …!

Yes, it’s officially time to get excited about our June Milf Monday!!

This month we are celebrating the start of summer! So, whatever summer means to you, let’s see it!! Are you all about the sunshine, the beach and the tan? Is Wimbledon with strawberries & champagne your idea of a perfect summer? Are you the ultimate festival goer, or maybe a BBQ king or queen? Feel free to dress in whatever summer theme floats your boat – or maybe you’re the ‘all-over’ tan type?!

If you want to join our summer soirée, please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

The entry fee is £10 for the gents, but our lovely ladies will get free entry!

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 3rd!
‘The Small Print’

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.

You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!

Townhouse 14th Anniversary Party! The Big One! 25th May 2019

It’s hard to believe that Townhouse is coming into it’s 14th year and 7 years under our ownership…time flies when you’re having fun!! ?? ??

Our anniversary parties are always mad and our members come out of the woodwork from all across the country to help us celebrate!

Our prices remain the same and included will be a lovely buffet, cake, rocket fuel punch and a free raffle for a full free year membership to the that’s free entries on any night for a year!!!

As per tradition, some of the Townhouse Team will be bringing you ‘THE FULL MONTY’! but with a little twist this year 😉 We’re not body beautifuls, but isn’t that the point?  Our DJ is also with us to get you hot and sweaty on the dancefloor before you get hot and sweaty upstairs!

I am not taking a guestlist for this party, just arrive before 10pm to guarantee your entry.

We are also offering overnights at £15 per person. I have already taken bookings for these, so if you want to stay, please get in touch asap!

25th May
Mega Party
Food, fun and filth!
Be there!

Cradlesnatchers @ Townhouse 26th May 2019

This is a Private Party so anyone interested will need to message us privately to be considered

Are you a younger lady that loves and adores Older Men? Then great this is the event for you.

The first event of its kind in Townhouse and specifically aimed at hot younger women and the older suave gentlemen who love to give women their full attention.

Ladies must be aged between 18-30 and Gentlemen will need to be 35+.

Ladies will have an open invitation to add themselves to the guest list, whilst the men will need to personally send me a request to be considered to the list and I will carefully pick and choose who will be attending. Couples are also welcome providing they are within the age range. There will be no upper age limit, but you will need to be able to provide I.D. when you arrive.

If you’ve never been to Townhouse before then this is a great opportunity to enjoy all that it has to offer. It has a massive bar that has a wide variety of Gin for the Gin lover’s out there. It also has 3 floors of gorgeous private and open rooms including a dungeon for those kinky fuckers amongst you. There are two lounges where you can enjoy a drink and socialise first if that’s how you want to start your night. There is also a wet room with hot tub and sauna where you can also go and relax after a play or beforehand.

The Details: –
The event will be hosted at Townhouse on the Wirral and will be on the 26th May 2019 at 4pm – 10pm

Females – £5
Couples – £10
Males – £15

I will be taking pre payments to secure spaces on the guestlist from this point on – email for info as it states above. This is a private event, so we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol as there is a fully stocked bar along with a gin selection of over 50 gin’s.

Upon entry you will need to pay £10 as a locker deposit/bar tab, any drinks that aren’t covered by the tab will need to be paid at the end of the night. Towels are available at reception at the cost of £1, but you are welcome to bring your own. Condoms are available throughout the club also free of charge.

Dressed to impress. Absolutely NO TRAINERS/ SPORT WEAR

ALLURE! Under 39’s Party 24th May @ Townhouse

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After the success of our previous events we are pleased to bring you “Allure 9” our 9th private party for those aged 39 and under*.

There will be a no pressure feel to the party for those who enjoy the social side of swinging but for those who are feeling filthy, there will be plenty of play too. The event caters for newbies and seasoned swingers who want to enjoy a party with a younger crowd and vibe.

On arrival, you will be offered a welcome drink and there will be nibbles on the bar!

You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring ID with you. Either a photo driving licence or 2 forms of ID that confirm your name and current address.

The event runs from 8.30pm – 3.00am Last entry is 11pm. (9.30pm for newbies)
£5 per female
£20 per couple (You will need to have a couples membership with the club or a verified couples account)
£30 per guy (Limited to 6-8)

You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Condoms are available free of charge. Towels are £1 or you can bring your own.
***Can we please ask that you dispose of condoms in the bins provided in each of the rooms***

Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked direct with the club here

As this is a private event and cheaper entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and purchase from the well stocked, licensed bar instead. A full bar price list can be found on the Townhouse website and for gin lovers out there, you will be spoilt for choice on the massive oriGIN bar.

To attend, you will need to be added to our guest list, so please drop us a line or text the club mobile number found on our main website.

*We have been running this event for over 3 years and a very small number of our original guests have since turned 40, as they supported us at the beginning they are still welcome at our parties.

HARLOTS! @ Townhouse 25th July 2019

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HARLOTS @Townhouse. Thursday 25th July 2019

An EXCLUSIVE private event.

Come and join me! For those of you who haven’t been to HARLOTS before, here’s the spiel…..

HARLOTS is ALL about us ladies. A new concept that focuses purely on us classy, sexual, desirable ladies and our needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.

Only true gentlemen will be considered for this event, and when we say gentlemen we mean it. You will have exceptional manners and be socially adaptable and chivalrous. These traits are essential but only a start. You should be good looking, impeccably groomed and smartly dressed. Being a gentlemen is what HARLOTS is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Single gentlemen should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions!

Couples who fit the above criteria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).

This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”.

If you’d like to be considered then please email us (including a face pic so I know who I’m chatting to).

Just a little more information on the venue:

Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30. Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm for newbies.

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear/ripped jeans/trainers/caps are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and DRESS TO IMPRESS!

If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities.  A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.

Females: £10
Couples: £15
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)

Sam & Dave’s House Party @ Townhouse 17th May 2019

Sam and Dave are back for their HOUSE PARTY and it’s going to be a fun and filthy night as always!

With it coming up to summer, this party is going to be hot as hell….and as many of you will already know their parties always have lots of love sharing, flirting and naughtiness!!

Doors Open at 8.30pm
LAST ENTRY 10.30pm! (9.30pm for newbies)
Closes at 3am.

Like any good house party consider the bar area the kitchen, a place to gather, socialise and meet new people. There you’ll find all your favourite drinks at fantastic prices served by gorgeous bar staff and let’s not forget the OriGin bar where you can choose from over 50 brands of gin…it’s the only place you can purchase the club’s original own brand….Townhouse Gin.

Sam is also making her own unique homebrew (it comes with its own warning label lol) this is free just help yourself to a glass or two. There will be dancing for those who like to get jiggy on the dancefloor and an abundance of playrooms for those who want to get jiggy in the bedroom.

If you’d like to join the party please contact us by email to book your place

Please note we’ll be limiting the number of single guys attending (so guys get your names down quick to avoid disappointment)

As always though Couples and Single Females are ALL more than welcome to join the party.

Couples: £20.00
Females: £10
Single males: £25 for members £30 for non members

If you are new to the club then we’ll be happy to give you a tour on arrival and introduce you to some of our gorgeous and super friendly guests.

We ask all our guests to kindly respect Townhouses club rules which can be found above in the main menu.

Members please bring along your membership cards.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on).

You will also need £10 as a locker key deposit but don’t worry this goes towards your bar tab at the end of the night.

This is going to be an amazing evening not to be missed. Oh and we’ve got party food and bar nibbles and our regular club DJ playing all your favourite tunes.

So let’s begin another spectacular year of House Parties!!