Monthly Archives: June 2019
BUXOM BABES @ Townhouse 18th July ‘Flaunt Your Curves’
It’s time to ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ ladies!!
Summer’s here and the time is right – for dancing in your skimpies!!
We’re rocking it out for our summer special! There will be classic holiday tunes, summer cocktails and the hottest beach bods you’ll see this side of the Copacabana! So, dig out your bikinis & sarongs the speedos or the mankinis, the sun hats & sandals … and let’s get this beach party started!!
As always, this event celebrates those luscious ladies who have curves to die for – and the guys & girls who adore them!! And lets face it, we all know who it is that makes the rocking world go round!
It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Buxom Babe, a Plus-size Princess, a Curvy Kitten or a Voluptuous Vixen. It’s not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome
For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!
As this is a limited numbers event, please get your name down early – once the maximum number is reached, any additional names will be added to a reserve list. Email infotownhouse@aol.com to go on the list
We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
And remember … Curvy is the new black!
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‘The Small Print’
Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30 Last entry is 10.30pm (9.30pm for newbies)
For any newbies to Townhouse, I’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.
Entry Prices:
Ladies – £5
Couples – £ 10
Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
T-Girls – £5
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar.
If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.
Look forward to seeing you there!!
MADChester 90’s Indie & Brit Pop Party @ Townhouse 13th July
Are you a child of the 90s? Did you grow up listening to the sounds of Yazz, Stone Roses, The Charlatans, Oasis, The Smiths, Inspiral Carpets or Steps?! Then this is the night for you!
Townhouse are bringing you a one night only music extravaganza celebrating everything that is pure 90s.
We will have different genres of music from this awesome decade that will cater to all musical tastes. There will be a mash up of Brit pop and Indie pop in the bar and all the pop and dance hits in the music lounge with DJ Climax, so you can boogie the night away…..well until you swap your dancing shoes for your skimpies and get filthy upstairs. The music will slow down upstairs, setting the scene in the dark room, but if you prefer to see the orgy unfolding in front of you, our other rooms have just enough light to help you feel your way!
This is set to be a hedonistic evening of great music, memories and filthy fuckery, so grab your feather boas, bucket hats and baggy pants and join us for another great night at Townhouse.
Bluestarsky is leading the proceedings for this party and will be your hostess for the night. So if you have any questions you can either contact her directly or PM us. She is super excited to welcome you all in and is having way too much fun putting the playlists together!!
The Townhouse team will be on hand on the night to help welcome you in and we all look forward to seeing you there
Xxxxx
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The boring but essential stuff………………..
This is an evening event for ladies and couples and 8 select single guys who must be members. Doors open at 20:30 and closing time is 03.00 . Last entry is 21.30 for newbies and 22.30 for members.
THIS IS NOT A GUESTLIST PARTY! Only single guys must contact us to go on the list; couples and ladies can just come along. SO THIS THREAD IS FOR INFO ONLY AND NOT A REFLECTION OF NUMBERS.
Please be aware that we have a strict ‘dress to impress’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!
Non members – You will need to bring some photo ID with you, preferably a photo driving licence. If you don’t have an up to date licence, then a passport and utility bill or similar is fine. NO ID = NO ENTRY!
Townhouse members – Please bring along your membership card.
Prices –
Couples £25
Guys £30
Ladies £5
TGirls £10
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill.
Couples & Single Ladies Party with Beauty & the Beard – Townhouse 8th November
We’re so EXCITED to be hosting another one of our fabulous private parties, to be held at Townhouse on Friday 8th November 2019 – 8.30pm till 3am
***NO Theme, NO Gimmicks, NO Fuss, JUST Filth***
This is a Guestlist only event. If you would like to attend then just email Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com .
All COUPLES & FEMALES are welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID (one photo ID AND something with your address on)
Couples need to either hold a Townhouse couples membership or a verified and established couples profile on a swinging site. If you don’t have either, then please email with proof of you being a couple. This is to stop singles coupling up to attend and the splitting off through the night…we would end up with single guys wandering around the club, which is unacceptable on such a night.
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted
Entry Prices:
£20 – Couples
£10 – Females
£15 – for overnight stays (if you wish to make a night of it)
Established Couples – if you introduce a new couple to the club you’ll receive £5 off your entry fee on this night
Single Females – if you wish to come along with a couple you can benefit from a £5 reduced entry fee. You will have to arrive and book in with a couple to receive this offer.
(Please note you can only make use of one of the above promotions)
As this is a private party we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and purchase it from our well stocked & subsidised bar
Any questions please feel free to contact the club
We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there
Mr & Mrs J x x x (aka Beauty & the Beard)
CLUSTERFUCK! Gangbang & Female Gloryhole Party 4th July
Our filthy new event is going from strength to strength and is back again on Thursday 4th July!
‘Clusterfuck’ – noun
“A cluster of horny swingers engaged in group sex/gangbangs in a safe and consensual environment or for the more cultured of you a giant Gang Bang. (Waiting for Urban Dictionary to update)”
The brand new females gloryholes, launched at for the Clusterfuck parties only, will be making a return! The list of ladies chomping at the bit to use them is getting as long as the guys list who are eager to please! Any ladies who want to experience anonymous fuckery (chaperoned for safety and of course no bag, no shag), please step forward!! If you have any fantasies about laying back and letting a queue of horny guys have their wicked way with you or any of you attached gents have a fantasy of seeing your partner in the middle of it all while you conduct the proceedings or just ‘holding their hand’ while they are in ecstasy then please message us!
If the Female gloryhole is not for you, then we have several more zones for you to ‘cluster up’ and bang as a gang! Lol As always, Townhouse events are LGBT friendly, so we are more than happy to orchestrate some same sex fuckery! ?? Fancy a dark room scenario? Let us know!
Now that your interest has been piqued and you are going to attend, please email us at infotownhouse@aol.com and get your name down! Just so you know this event is NOT a guest list only event, but we would like to know that you are coming so we can keep an eye on the numbers attending.
As always, we are open to ideas and suggestions and have a few more in the making but if you have a specific request let us know and we will try and cater for your deviant needs.
Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough, feel free as it helps to get the party started early; we will be!
Can’t wait to see you and meet you all on the 2nd May 2019.
xxxx
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The particulars
Doors open at 7:30pm and closing time is 1:30am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.
You don’t need to be a member to attend this party and for any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna. You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY!
Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
Townhouse has a well-stocked branded bar and don’t forget the oriGin bar where you have the choice of over 50 gins including the only place you can purchase the club’s very own artisan brand of gin…..Townhouse Gin
Entry Prices:
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
Couples £20
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill
FREE SATURDAY NIGHT PARTY!!! 22nd June!
Some of you have known about this, others have suspected! lol
Our highly popular FREE MEMBERS PARTY is back!!!!
As you all know by now, this event is in massive demand and is a strict GUESTLIST only party so I can keep an eye on numbers…we don’t want to be uncomfortably busy or go over our capacity!
So, you need to be a member AND have your membership card in hand to claim your free entry. If you want to come, please state your interest by emailing us infotownhouse@aol.com
We are limiting single guys to 8 and again you must be established members with a membership card in hand.
As you are getting in for free, we ask that you leave your alcohol at home and buy from our highly subsidised bar instead***
We’ll have our DJ with us and some nibbles on the bar as usual.
As this would be a great night for newbies who want to attend on a busy party night,we will be offering 6 places for new couples at a charge of £20 and new ladies for £5 so contact me to take one of these places.
We have overnights available for those who want to make a night of it, but as I said earlier, some people have had their suspicions about this party going ahead and have already booked a room, so we only have a few left!! PM me if you want to stay.
So……
22nd June 2019 from 8.30pm
Last entry is 10.30pm (9.30pm for new couples)
Townhouse
FREE ENTRY
Dancing, filth and fun
Be there!
Over to you!!
xxxx
*** Our bar really is cheap, for instance, a large Smirnoff vodka is just £2.80, a shot of JD is just £1.80 our bottled lager is £2.30 and a pint of real ale is £3; even our top shelf premium brands are cheap! Grey Goose/Belvedere/Ciroq vodka are all £3.00 per shot and Glenmorangie/Glenfiddich/Singletons whiskey are also all £3.00 per shot.
Cheap as chips!
Redemption! @ Townhouse 25/08/19
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned…
Join us for the first Redemption, its bank holiday weekend so why not make it a filthy one?
The perfect party for swingers and fetishists alike.
Are you a saint? Who couldn’t possibly be corrupted into participating in the filthy escapades? Or are you a sinner? Unrepentant and eager for a day of debauchery on the supposed day of rest?
Either way, join us and confess your sins in the glory hole Confessional, bring your kit bags and toys and lets get down to the fun stuff…
The sacred dungeon will be unlocked, a perfect place to repent your sins or take part in some wax play with the candles from the alter.
Early dress down is encouraged and we would love to see some heavenly saints or hellish sinners outfits although this is not essential. Think naughty nuns, handsome devils and angels sent straight from Heaven… there really is something for everyone on this naughty night.
Keep your chalices filled from the Holy watering hole or pull up a pew and enjoy some nibbles to keep those energy levels high, we want to see orgies that would make the angels weep with unrighteous, filthy play from the very beginning.
Redemption is a guestlist only event, message Vicky at Townhouse directly to go on the list infotownhouse@aol.com
Entry fees apply:
Single Ladies and Tgirls – £5
Couples – £15
Single Guys – £20
If you’re gonna sin… You might as well sin BIG!
We can’t wait to see you there,
Sid & Nancy xx
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The small print
Doors open at 4pm and closing time is 10pm, last entry is 6.30pm, any newbies will need to arrive by 5.30pm for a tour.
Townhouse can be found at 9 Union Street, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
You will need ID or membership card to gain entry (see the Townhouse website for more details)
Towels can be hired at a cost of £1.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key and we ask that as this is a private party you purchase your drinks from the well stocked bar.
Condoms and Lube are free.
Townhouse has a strict dress code, please dress to impress… absolutely no trainers or sports wear.
RAPTURE! Over 40’s Party @ Townhouse is BACK!! 27th June 19
RAPTURE
Definition – Extreme, intense pleasure, joy, ecstasy or euphoria
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RAPTURE is making a return to Townhouse…but there are a few welcome changes, by popular demand!
RAPTURE is an over 40s party and all single ladies and single guys must be 40 and over. However, if you are a couple, just one of you needs to be 40 and over to attend ?? So all you lucky Sugar Daddies and Cougars can bring your younger partners to enjoy the filth!
We aim to create an intense, sexually charged atmosphere with Low lights and pulsing music which will set the scene for an evening of anticipation, expectation and ultimate RAPTURE.
There will be a dark room where ‘anything goes’ and a massage area for slow and sensual tease, as well as our other popular playrooms and dungeons.
Feel free to fuck anywhere if the mood takes you…even our outdoor area should be warm enough to go Al Fresco ?? The only fuck free area is the hot tub.
The dress code is smart casual –
Our ladies love a well-groomed man who takes pride in his appearance, so make the most of your assets and aim to impress. Minimum smart jeans and shoes and nice top. No sportswear, trainers, hoodies, slashed jeans.
Ladies may want to consider a dress or something glamorous which states ‘I’m here!!’ Or maybe you fancy dressing down into something fabulous straight away to get the party started early?
This party is being hosted by MrsKlang (while MrKlang is at Glasto!) and RedRidingHood69. They will be there to welcome you all in, show you around if you are new, being social butterflies and ensuring the bar is stocked with nibbles.
This is a guest list only party, so please email us at infotownhouse@aol.com if you would like to be added to the list.
See you all there!!
xxxx
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Not so small print….
This is a private party, so we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol with you and instead purchase from the well stocked, reasonably priced bar. Anyone caught with their own alcohol will be asked to leave without a refund.
You will need a membership card or full ID to gain entry. The Townhouse website tells you more about accepted ID. Please read this as we turn people away who present with just a passport!
Times – 7.30pm until 1.30am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.
Condoms and lube are free. Feel free to bring your own towel or you may hire one from us for £1. The Townhouse website will give you further information on other relevant details to enhance your evening at the venue.
Prices –
Couples £20
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Member Single Gents £20
Non Member Single Gents £25
Locker key/bar tab deposit £10
MILF Monday @ Townhouse ‘Porn in the USA’ 1st July 19
Happy US Independence Day y’all!!
It’s almost time for some good ole’ American style partyin’ – so why not get on down to Milf Monday’s “PORN IN THE USA” day!!
Think creative people … red, white & blue, Lady Liberty, the Star Spangled Banner … options are endless for some creative outfits!!
So ladies – do you want to release your inner cowgirl, or fancy lassoing yourself a sexy ranch hand?
And gents – want to find girls hotter than Hollywood can offer, or get yourselves a bit of Summer Lovin’?
Then get your name on our list & get your sexy selves over to Townhouse for a party better than anything you’ll see at the Playboy Mansion!!
If you’d like to attend then please email us at infotownhouse@aol.com Please note this is GUESTLIST only and places are taken quickly, so please add yourselves as early as possible as the list closes when we are full. Also please only add yourselves if you are 100% certain you can attend as cancellation will trigger our 3 strikes rule.
Milf Monday’s PORN IN THE USA entry fee is £10 for the dudes but the chicks will get FREE ENTRY!
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 1st!
xxx
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‘The Small Print’
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
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