MILF MONDAY ‘The Summer of Love’ One @ Townhouse 5th August

So, it’s August & that can only mean one thing – it’s festival time!!

August Milf Monday is all about the Summer of Love – and we know you guys are all over this one!! Let’s see what Summer Lovin’ outfits we can rock out for our very own ‘MilfFest’! From wellies to bikinis, ponchos to sun hats, hippy-chicks to ravers – we want to see your festival outfits!!

If you’d like to attend our ‘Summer of Love’ festival, then please email Vicky at and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

Festival fees are £10 for the guys but the lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY (without having to climb the fence or flash a security guard!!)

Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 5th

‘The Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!
You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!

INSATIABLE – All Female Party 6th August at Townhouse


An all-new, all girl night is coming to Townhouse on 6th August! This is a play party for members of the fairer sex with an insatiable desire to play free from distractions… such as men, for example…!

While Insatiable is all about “no boys allowed”, we welcome the full spectrum of females – whether you’re straight, gay, bi, or identify as female, you are invited to join in the fun.

Don’t worry if you’ve never been to Townhouse or any club before, you’ll be made to feel right at home by your gracious hosts. First timers will be given the full tour to put you at ease in one of the north west’s most reputable clubs. And of course we expect to see plenty of familiar faces who can’t help but come back for more filth!

Downstairs you can soak up the atmosphere in the fully stocked, well priced bar and lounge area, or chill out in the wet room jacuzzi with old and new friends alike. It’s a zero pressure environment to socialise, unwind and flirt before “getting off” upstairs if the feeling takes you…

With that said, this play party is all about getting into some steamy action with like-minded sexy women of all types, so we expect more than a few orgies to break out in one of the club’s many group play rooms! Private rooms are also available if you want a quieter place to get frisky with a female or two (or three, or four…).
The dress code is… dress down! Early dress down is encouraged to get you in the mood for some steamy all-female fun, so here’s your chance to show off your sexiest outfit all night. Lingerie, bodysuits, gowns, or… nothing, if you’re feeling bold!

This event is open to members and non members alike and is a guest list event so send a message or reply to the post if you would like to be added to the list.

We can’t wait to see you there…

Tuesday 6th August @ Townhouse

7pm – 1am

£7.50 in advance or £10 On the Door. Usual ID rules apply! for advance tickets

Macmillan Charity Night @ Townhouse Weds 21st August £5 per person

We are pleased to announce a charity night at Townhouse in aid of Macmillan Cancer Support.

Everyone is welcome.

It will be a social based theme in the bar and lounge area with plenty of chat and mingling but upstairs will be business as usual, The hottub & sauna area will also be open as usual.
We’re going to have a short quiz and and also a raffle (any prizes you would like to donate would be more than welcome).

Dress Code : Before 10:30pm
Ladies : Dress to impress. Smart, Sexy, Sassy..Glam it up!
Guys : Dapper is best but otherwise dress to impress our ladies.

Dress Code : After 10:30pm (if you want to wander upstairs)
Ladies : Sexy lingerie, wraps, bodysuits, play costume, robe, towel
Guys : Boxers, shorts, towel
No tracksuits, sportswear, hoodies, caps or scruffy workwear

We’re also relaxing the dress code rules to include dressing gowns or robes for males and females as this is a newbies event, we’ll also arrange a dedicated private dress down area/room for anyone who doesn’t want to get changed in the open changing room.

The event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.

Doors open at 19:00 and closing time is 01:00. Please arrive by 9:00pm if you’ve not been before so you can be given a tour. Last entry will be 10:00pm for those who have attended before or are Townhouse members,

There is plenty of parking available as Townhouse have the use of Bookers car park during the evenings. Please don’t park on the street. Green Lane is the nearest train station which is a 5-10 minute walk, there is a bus stop very near which is on many routes and for anyone stopping locally there are taxi details and suggested local hotels on the Townhouse website.

Entry price is a flat £5 per person with any profits, after costs (venue costs are being subsidised by the organisers), going to Macmillan Cancer Support.

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and drinks are available from the very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, This bar includes a huge selection for any gin lovers from the oriGIN bar. For a list of available drinks and an up to date price list check the website.

If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.

Please reply to this post or message us to be added to the guestlist.

Look forward to seeing you on the night

The Time Travellers Ball – 27th July 2019 @ Townhouse!

For one night only, Mr&MrsJ and Mcduck & Blue Eyes are excited to take you back in time through the decades you all loved!!

We’re transforming Townhouse into rocking 70s, 80s and 90s museum mix of dancing and debauchery!!
Think “Diana Ross” meets “The A Team” meets “Oasis”! Think 70s swinging boudoirs and swapping car keys, think 80s buffets and 90s ibiza bar drinks, we are bringing you all together for an awesome night of all ages, persuasions and kinks!!

Strap yourself in and journey through time as our DJ hits the decks with bangers from each era. Running from the seventies to the noughties, expect nothing but dancefloor killers!

This is one NOT to be missed. Get your fave fancy dress dusted down, come as your idol from TV, Film or Music from any of our eras. Fancy dress is heavily suggested, but optional (choose your decade, there’s so much scope!)

We can’t wait to see you in your finery, sup a fishbowl cocktail or three and most importantly escape through time

Let’s Voulez Vous down to Club Tropicana and Get Into The Groove, Relax and Lets Dance the night away! Be Footloose and Let’s Get It On. Bad Boys, You Oughta Know we Wanna Sex You Up, make you feel like a Rock & Roll Star so bring your Morning Glory and Roll With It, don’t be Under Pressure, All That She Wants is Good Vibrations. Let’s have a ball Nothing Is Gonna Stop Us Now, let’s fuck All Night Long like they did in the Summer Of 69 “C’est La Vie

See you there beautiful people. Let’s have a ball!

Mr & Mrs J – Mcduck & Blue Eyes


Not so small print…

Door Open 8.30am -3am

Prices –
£25 – Per Couple
£5 – Per Single Lady
£30 – Per Single Guy
£10 per TGirl

Single guys you must book in advance for a place, we have 8 places. Grab them quick!

We recommend that you arrive before 10pm as it’s always a busy night.

If you’re not a member of Townhouse, then you’ll need to bring with you, either your driving license or 2 other forms of ID ( 1 photo ID and the other something with your address on)

Newbies please arrive before 9.30pm for your guided tour.

We are offering overnights for £15 per person if you want to crash out and make a night of it.

ABC!! -Anything Goes But Clothes! Saturday 20th July 2019 @ Townhouse

We’re super excited to be hosting this ONE OFF special event at Townhouse on the 20th July 8.30pm till 3am

Yep…. You read that right “Anything Goes But Clothes”

Be as creative as you like, less is more as they say go all out or nothing at all, the choice is yours
Some ideas for you, Rope, Tape, Bags, Cardboard, Cling film, Foil, even a Bin Bag, Rubber or Latex; there are lots of great ideas on Google & Pinterest. The options are endless for some creative outfits! You can wear your lingerie if that suits you better, no pressure. Bare as you dare

On the night we will have our resident DJ playing all the top tunes to get you in the party spirit and we may have some surprises in store for you; it’s a party NOT TO BE MISSED

This party is open to all “anything goes” doesn’t matter what you’re into, Swinging, Fet, Bdsm, as always the club is LGBT friendly. No judgment!

Catch up with friends or enjoy some filth and fuckery. The freedom to indulge is yours. Get as kinky as you like

Cheaper Entry if you’re on our guestlist, all you need to do is clear your diary and contact us if you are interested in joining us!

Couples – £15 (non members welcome
Ladies – free (non members welcome)
Single guys – £20 (must be pre approved & members)
Limited spaces for single guys so grab them quick

Everyone is welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on) and please arrive before 9.30 for your guided tour

Any questions please feel free to contact us directly

We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there

Lets make this a party to remember