Monthly Archives: August 2019
BUXOM BABES @ Townhouse! ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ 19th September
It’s time to ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ ladies!!
September is upon us already & I hope you’ve got your pencil case ready & your uniform ironed … because Buxom Babes is going Back to School!!
It’s the start of term at Townhouse Academy and Miss Morticia will be on hand to make sure every one is well behaved & anyone naughty is promptly dealt with! Our class monitors will be providing refreshments throughout the evening & there will be ‘tuck shop goodies’ available!!
We want to see your most inventive outfits – schoolies are fine, but we want to see teachers, lab geeks, sports jocks, cheerleaders … anything school related goes!!
As always, this event celebrates those luscious ladies who have curves to die for – and the guys & girls who adore them!! And lets face it, we all know who it is that makes the rocking world go round!
It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Buxom Babe, a Plus-size Princess, a Curvy Kitten or a Voluptuous Vixen. It’s not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome ??
For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!
As this is a limited numbers event, please get your name down early – once the maximum number is reached, any additional names will be added to a reserve list. Please email Vicky at email@example.com to go on the list
We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
And remember … Curvy is the new black!
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Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30
For any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.
Ladies – £5
Couples – £ 10
Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
T-Girls – £5
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.
Look forward to seeing you there!!
Morticia and the Townhouse team xx
SEXY SILENT DISCO Play Party @ Townhouse 24th October – OLD SCHOOL
THIS EVENT HAS BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES. HUGE APOLOGIES FOR THE DISAPPOINTMENT
This is a night NOT TO BE MISSED!! After the MASSIVE success of our last event, we can’t wait to do it all again!
So what is this all about?….
If you have been to music festivals, you will know exactly how mindblowing this is! Basically we have an amazing smoke and light show along with DJ Climax who will be pumping some old school dance music, backlit with inspiring visuals on our massive projector screen. The twist is that everybody will be given a special set of headphones to have the music transmitted straight to them and to the outside world, you will be dancing and raving to a silent room, but to you guys, you will be raving to an amazing music set which will get your body moving and your pulses racing! We will also be offering you the chance to have some body painting done, UV if you fancy and we will be providing glo sticks/jewellery for that cheesy edge! lol
The dresscode for the night will be either clubbing gear or immediate dress down so you are ready to get sweaty on the dancefloor and then sweaty in the playrooms. This night is all about the Music, Fun and Filth and it’s just £10 per person!!!!! (Non member single guys are welcome for £15 entry). You can buy your advance tickets easily at our box office here http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/townhouse
Doors will open at 7.30pm and the silent disco will start at 8.30pm til 11.30pm which gives you plenty of time to take things upstairs afterwards; Last entry is 10pm on this night. We will require a £15 deposit on this night for your bar tab and the headset. The £15 will be offset against your bar bill with any difference refunded when the headset is returned.
What are you waiting for? Get those tickets booked and start counting down the days!
See you there xxxx
HALLOWEEN @ Townhouse!! 26th October AMERICAN HORROR STORY
Halloween at Townhouse just got a bit mental! We are going all out this year to bring you a party which is just a little bit fuckin’ trippy! Lol
American Horror story has been a Halloween staple on our TV’s since 2011 with 9 series (inc 2019) all having their own twisted theme. We are taking these themes and transforming areas all around the club in homage to AHS and we invite you to think up a crazy costume and join us for a night to remember.
This is a swinging party first and foremost and we expect you to embrace your inner freak on the dancefloor and in the playrooms! However, Halloween at Townhouse is more than just a swinging party, it’s an EVENT and you simply can’t miss it!
On approaching the club, and the foyer, there will be hints of season 1 and 3…Murder House and Coven. The Coven theme will continue through the bar until you reach our lounge, which becomes season 4, Freak Show….
Go up a level and you will find scenes from seasons 2 and this years season 9 – Asylum and 80s Slasher Movie.
Go up again and there will be scenes from seasons 5 and 8, Hotel and Apocalypse. There will be hints of season 7 dotted around the club (Cult) but we are not adding season 6 (Roanoke) to the sets as, quite frankly, it was a shit series and doesn’t deserve our effort! Lol
So there’s LOADS of inspo here for your outfits, from traditional witches and ghosts, to circus freaks, serial killers, devil worshippers and general institutionalised psycho s!
We are offering an amazing prize to the best dressed and I’m afraid to say that costumes are compulsory to add to the vibe of the event. Don’t forget your dress down outfits for later when you want to get filthy! There will be a ‘photo booth’ area for you to get some piccies of your outfits and capture some crazy memories.
This is a TICKET ONLY party and we expect it to be a sell out, so don’t hang around. You can purchase tickets HERE
Single guys £30 (only 8 places for single guys members)
There will be food, sweet treats, shots and my own witches brew! (There has to be a bit of cheesiness thrown into the mix)
Doors open at 8.30pm, last entry is 10pm (9.30pm for newbies). Doors close at 3am. Overnights are available for £15 per person and this needs to be booked and paid for directly with the club either by PM here or by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org
You simply CAN NOT miss this party!!!
KUCKOO ‘Cops & Robbers’ @ Townhouse 15th September
***HELLO TO ALL YOU SEXY SWINGERS***
We are Kuckoo and we want to invite YOU to our very first themed event at Townhouse. Our first will be a debauchery filled afternoon of NAUGHTINESS; COPS & ROBBERS…
We’re looking for some very sexy police officers to control (or maybe punish) our very naughty villains.
Dare to misbehave?
Are you on your best behaviour?
Do you want to be in the bad books?
Are you an angel or demon?
It’s up to you, you decide if you want to play good cop or bad cop
This is a themed event, dress in your most fiendish attire ready for an afternoon of fun, filth and fuckery.
We have some very deviant games planned with wayward forfeits involved.
Your hosts and hostesses for the day will be:
We are VERY excited to see all of you badly behaved guys and girls there 😀
Here are the minor details:
Females and T-Girls: £5
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
This event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL
Doors open at 3pm and closing time is 10pm. Last entry is 6pm. Newbies need to arrive before 4.30pm for a tour of the place. Please just give your username in at reception. There will be plenty of people there to make you feel VERY welcome…
There is a strict dress code at Townhouse, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Theme wear is optional.
For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out:
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, check the website for ID requirements.
MILF Monday ‘The Back to School One’ @ Townhouse 7th October
Hubble bubble, toil & trouble
Fire burn & cauldron bubble …
It’s October, and at Townhouse that can only mean one thing … it’s HALLOWE’EN!!
Milf Monday will be spooking things up in honour of our favourite month – so feel free to dress accordingly!! Ghosts & ghouls, zombies or vampires, witches or werewolves … everyone is welcome!!
If you want to get into our haunted house for this event, then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
Entry is £10 for the ghoulish guys but our lascivious ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
Email the owner Vicky at email@example.com to book your place on the guestlist, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 7th
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