Sam and Dave’s House Party @ Townhouse 22nd November

We’re back again for our House Party and it’s going to be a fun filled filthy night as always with a twist of mischief. Now many of you will know from our previous parties they have become spectacular events and are nights not to be missed.

This party is aimed at everyone having fun in a friendly no pressure environment. Whether you are nervous newbies or seasoned swingers, this party is for you.

LAST ENTRY 10.30pm! (9.30pm for newbies)
Club closes at 3am

There maybe some sexy surprises in store for some of you as we’re pleased to announce the return of our sexy exotic dancer.

In the lounge, our regular DJ will be playing your favourite tunes and taking requests.

Like any good house party, consider the bar area the kitchen, a place to gather, socialise and meet new people. There you’ll find your favourite drinks at fantastic prices served by gorgeous bar staff and the oriGIN bar where you can choose from over 50 brands of gin…. It’s the only place you can purchase the clubs own brand…. Townhouse Gin.

Samantha is also making her own unique home-brew (this comes with its own warning label lol) this is free, so just help yourself to a glass or two. If you’re feeling peckish we’ll also have a buffet and bar nibbles.
We’re asking you to add your names here in the forum and we’ll contact you personally with an invite.

This is going to be an amazing evening and definitely not one to be missed. To go on the list contact the owner Vicky at

Single males will be limited but couples and single fems are all more than welcome to join us.

You don’t need to be a member to attend this party. We just ask everyone to bring their membership cards and/or 2 forms of ID (passport/driving licence etc…).

Couples: £20.00
Females: £5
Single males: £25 for members £30 for non members
You will also need £10.00 as a locker key deposit, this will go towards your bar tab at the end of the night. Cash, cards and Apple Pay accepted.

Condoms are available free of charge and are situated around the club.
Towels can be found at reception.

Overnight stays can be arranged direct with Vicky

We can’t wait to see you all there and make it another night to remember!!

Dave and Samantha xx

BUXOM BABES @ Townhouse! ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ 19th September

It’s time to ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ ladies!!

September is upon us already & I hope you’ve got your pencil case ready & your uniform ironed … because Buxom Babes is going Back to School!!

It’s the start of term at Townhouse Academy and Miss Morticia will be on hand to make sure every one is well behaved & anyone naughty is promptly dealt with! Our class monitors will be providing refreshments throughout the evening & there will be ‘tuck shop goodies’ available!!

We want to see your most inventive outfits – schoolies are fine, but we want to see teachers, lab geeks, sports jocks, cheerleaders … anything school related goes!!

As always, this event celebrates those luscious ladies who have curves to die for – and the guys & girls who adore them!! And lets face it, we all know who it is that makes the rocking world go round!
It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Buxom Babe, a Plus-size Princess, a Curvy Kitten or a Voluptuous Vixen. It’s not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome ??

For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!

As this is a limited numbers event, please get your name down early – once the maximum number is reached, any additional names will be added to a reserve list. Please email Vicky at to go on the list

We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!

And remember … Curvy is the new black!


‘The Small Print’

Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30

For any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.

Entry Prices:
Ladies – £5
Couples – £ 10
Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
T-Girls – £5

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.

Look forward to seeing you there!!
Morticia and the Townhouse team xx

SEXY SILENT DISCO Play Party @ Townhouse 24th October – OLD SCHOOL


This is a night NOT TO BE MISSED!! After the MASSIVE success of our last event, we can’t wait to do it all again!

So what is this all about?….
If you have been to music festivals, you will know exactly how mindblowing this is! Basically we have an amazing smoke and light show along with DJ Climax who will be pumping some old school dance music, backlit with inspiring visuals on our massive projector screen. The twist is that everybody will be given a special set of headphones to have the music transmitted straight to them and to the outside world, you will be dancing and raving to a silent room, but to you guys, you will be raving to an amazing music set which will get your body moving and your pulses racing! We will also be offering you the chance to have some body painting done, UV if you fancy and we will be providing glo sticks/jewellery for that cheesy edge! lol

The dresscode for the night will be either clubbing gear or immediate dress down so you are ready to get sweaty on the dancefloor and then sweaty in the playrooms. This night is all about the Music, Fun and Filth and it’s just £10 per person!!!!! (Non member single guys are welcome for £15 entry). You can buy your advance tickets easily at our box office here

Doors will open at 7.30pm and the silent disco will start at 8.30pm til 11.30pm which gives you plenty of time to take things upstairs afterwards; Last entry is 10pm on this night. We will require a £15 deposit on this night for your bar tab and the headset. The £15 will be offset against your bar bill with any difference refunded when the headset is returned.

What are you waiting for? Get those tickets booked and start counting down the days!
See you there xxxx


Halloween at Townhouse just got a bit mental! We are going all out this year to bring you a party which is just a little bit fuckin’ trippy! Lol
American Horror story has been a Halloween staple on our TV’s since 2011 with 9 series (inc 2019) all having their own twisted theme. We are taking these themes and transforming areas all around the club in homage to AHS and we invite you to think up a crazy costume and join us for a night to remember.
This is a swinging party first and foremost and we expect you to embrace your inner freak on the dancefloor and in the playrooms! However, Halloween at Townhouse is more than just a swinging party, it’s an EVENT and you simply can’t miss it!
On approaching the club, and the foyer, there will be hints of season 1 and 3…Murder House and Coven. The Coven theme will continue through the bar until you reach our lounge, which becomes season 4, Freak Show….  
Go up a level and you will find scenes from seasons 2 and this years season 9 – Asylum and 80s Slasher Movie.
Go up again and there will be scenes from seasons 5 and 8, Hotel and Apocalypse. There will be hints of season 7 dotted around the club (Cult) but we are not adding season 6 (Roanoke) to the sets as, quite frankly, it was a shit series and doesn’t deserve our effort! Lol
So there’s LOADS of inspo here for your outfits, from traditional witches and ghosts, to circus freaks, serial killers, devil worshippers and general institutionalised psycho                               s!
We are offering an amazing prize to the best dressed and I’m afraid to say that costumes are compulsory to add to the vibe of the event. Don’t forget your dress down outfits for later when you want to get filthy! There will be a ‘photo booth’ area for you to get some piccies of your outfits and capture some crazy memories.
This is a TICKET ONLY party and we expect it to be a sell out, so don’t hang around. You can purchase tickets HERE

Couples £25
Females/TGirls £10
Single guys £30 (only 8 places for single guys members)
There will be food, sweet treats, shots and my own witches brew! (There has to be a bit of cheesiness thrown into the mix)

Doors open at 8.30pm, last entry is 10pm (9.30pm for newbies). Doors close at 3am. Overnights are available for £15 per person and this needs to be booked and paid for directly with the club either by PM here or by emailing
You simply CAN NOT miss this party!!!

KUCKOO ‘Cops & Robbers’ @ Townhouse 15th September


We are Kuckoo and we want to invite YOU to our very first themed event at Townhouse. Our first will be a debauchery filled afternoon of NAUGHTINESS; COPS & ROBBERS…

We’re looking for some very sexy police officers to control (or maybe punish) our very naughty villains.

Dare to misbehave?
Are you on your best behaviour?
Do you want to be in the bad books?
Are you an angel or demon?
It’s up to you, you decide if you want to play good cop or bad cop
This is a themed event, dress in your most fiendish attire ready for an afternoon of fun, filth and fuckery.
We have some very deviant games planned with wayward forfeits involved.

Your hosts and hostesses for the day will be:
Bearded Gentleman
We are VERY excited to see all of you badly behaved guys and girls there 😀

Here are the minor details:

Females and T-Girls: £5
Couples: £15
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
This event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL

Doors open at 3pm and closing time is 10pm. Last entry is 6pm. Newbies need to arrive before 4.30pm for a tour of the place. Please just give your username in at reception. There will be plenty of people there to make you feel VERY welcome…

There is a strict dress code at Townhouse, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Theme wear is optional.

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out:

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, check the website for ID requirements.

MILF Monday ‘The Back to School One’ @ Townhouse 7th October

Hubble bubble, toil & trouble
Fire burn & cauldron bubble …
It’s October, and at Townhouse that can only mean one thing … it’s HALLOWE’EN!!

Milf Monday will be spooking things up in honour of our favourite month – so feel free to dress accordingly!! Ghosts & ghouls, zombies or vampires, witches or werewolves … everyone is welcome!!

If you want to get into our haunted house for this event, then please comment below in this forum and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

Entry is £10 for the ghoulish guys but our lascivious ladies will get FREE ENTRY!

Email the owner Vicky at to book your place on the guestlist, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 7th


‘The Small Print’

The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!

You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!

CLUSTERFUCK! Gangbang & Female Gloryhole Party 7th Nov @ Townhouse – 1 Year Anniversary

We are excited to announce it’s been 12 months since we first launched Clusterfuck which is going from strength to strength and is back again on Thursday 7th November!

We are also proud to announce that it’s now officially in Urban Dictionary as the following:
‘Clusterfuck’ – noun
“A cluster of horny swingers engaged in group sex/gangbangs in a safe and consensual environment or for the more cultured of you a giant Gang Bang.”

The brand new gloryholes, launched for the Clusterfuck parties only, will be making a return! The list of ladies chomping at the bit to use them is getting as long as the guy’s list who are eager to please! Any ladies who want to experience anonymous fuckery (chaperoned for safety by our sexy police officers where the policy of no bag, no shag is upheld), please step forward!! If you have any fantasies about laying back and letting a queue of horny guys have their wicked way with you or any of you attached gents have a fantasy of seeing your partner in the middle of it all while you conduct the proceedings or just ‘holding their hand’ while they are in ecstasy then please message us!

If the Female gloryhole is not for you, then we have several more zones for you to ‘cluster up’ and bang as a gang! Lol As always, Townhouse events are LGBT friendly, so we are more than happy to orchestrate some same sex fuckery! ?? Fancy a dark room scenario? Let us know!

To mark the one year anniversary we have the honour to be arranging a gang bang for a special sexy lady, so if you think you have the stamina drop us a line?

Now that your interest has been piqued and you are going to attend, please email us at and get your name down! Just so you know this event is NOT a guest list only event, but we would like to know that you are coming so we can keep an eye on the numbers attending.

As always, we are open to ideas and suggestions and have a few more in the making but if you have a specific request let us know and we will try and cater for your deviant needs.

Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough, feel free as it helps to get the party started early; we will be!

Can’t wait to see you and meet you all on the 7th November 2019.

The particulars

Doors open at 7:30pm and closing time is 1:30am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.

You don’t need to be a member to attend this party and for any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna. You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY!

Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

We’d also like to mention the launch of our already very popular new cocktail menu and of course the well-stocked branded bar which includes the oriGIN bar where you have the choice of over 50 gins including the only place you can purchase the club’s very own artisan brand of gin…..Tipsy Unicorn Gin.

Entry Prices:
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
Couples £20

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill

The Townhouse website will give you further information on other relevant details to enhance your evening at the venue.

RAPTURE! Over 40s Party @ Townhouse 3rd October

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Definition – Extreme, intense pleasure, joy, ecstasy or euphoria


RAPTURE is making a return to Townhouse…but there are a few welcome changes, by popular demand!
RAPTURE is an over 40s party and all single ladies and single guys must be 40 and over. However, if you are a couple, just one of you needs to be 40 and over to attend ?? So all you lucky Sugar Daddies and Cougars can bring your younger partners to enjoy the filth!

We aim to create an intense, sexually charged atmosphere with Low lights and pulsing music which will set the scene for an evening of anticipation, expectation and ultimate RAPTURE.

There will be a dark room where ‘anything goes’ and a massage area for slow and sensual tease, as well as our other popular playrooms and dungeons.

Feel free to fuck anywhere if the mood takes you…even our outdoor area may be warm enough to go Al Fresco ?? The only fuck free area is the hot tub.

The dress code is smart casual –
Our ladies love a well-groomed man who takes pride in his appearance, so make the most of your assets and aim to impress. Minimum smart jeans and shoes and nice top. No sportswear, trainers, hoodies, slashed jeans.

Ladies may want to consider a dress or something glamorous which states ‘I’m here!!’ Or maybe you fancy dressing down into something fabulous straight away to get the party started early?

This party is being hosted by The Klangs and they will be there to welcome you all in, show you around if you are new and being social butterflies

This is a guest list only party, so please email Vicky at to be added to the list.

See you all there!!


Not so small print….

We ask that you do not bring your own alcohol with you and instead purchase from the well stocked, reasonably priced bar. Anyone caught with their own alcohol or soft drinks will be asked to leave without a refund.

You will need a membership card or full ID to gain entry. The Townhouse website tells you more about accepted ID. Please read this as we turn people away who present with just a passport!

Times – 7.30pm until 1.30am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.

Condoms and lube are free. Feel free to bring your own towel or you may hire one from us for £1. The Townhouse website will give you further information on other relevant details to enhance your evening at the venue.

Prices –
Couples £20
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Member Single Gents £20
Non Member Single Gents £25
Locker key/bar tab deposit £10

External Renovation Work @ Townhouse

We just wanted to give you some info about ongoing external work at Townhouse which you will notice throughout August when you join us.

The first thing you will notice as you approach the building is scaffolding right up the side covering all 3 storeys. We are doing some remedial work which will last throughout the month and will mean that you will see the unsightly scaffolding upon entering the main gates. Really sorry about this but the work is urgently needed and cannot be avoided.

Secondly and more positively, our smoking area is getting a complete makeover (finally!). It is getting extended, dug out and made into a fabulous outdoor space for everyone to enjoy, not just our smokers. It will be a large space for sunbathing, socialising and on some events, there will be an outside bar too 🙂  To complete this work, it will mean that there will be disruption around the approaching driveway to the main door and for a few events, there will not be a shelter. So if it rains, we will provide a load of big brollies. We can’t do these renovations without some level of disruption, but it will be worth it!

We apologise for the inconvenience and disruption this may cause but hopefully everything will be done and dusted by the end of August.