MILF Monday ‘The Back to School One’ @ Townhouse 9th September

Blink & you’ll miss the summer!! September is just round the corner & I hope you’ve got your pencil case ready & your uniform ironed, because it’s Back to School!!

It’s the first day of the new term at Townhouse Academy and Miss Morticia will be on hand to make sure every one is well behaved & anyone naughty is promptly dealt with! Mistress Vicky will be taking the register, so make sure you’re not caught bunking off, or it’ll be Six of the Best!!

We want to see your most inventive outfits – schoolies are fine, but we want to see teachers, lab geeks, sports jocks, cheerleaders … anything school related goes!!

If you’d like to enrol for Townhouse Academy’s Milf Monday, then please contact Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

School fees are £10 for the guys but the lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 9th
Morticia
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‘The Small Print’

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!

You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!

For further information and to see photos of the club then please check out
https://m.fabswingers.com/clubs/52

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