MILF MONDAY @ Townhouse ‘The Bonfire Night One’ 4th November

You know the old rhyme … “Remember, Remember, the 4th of November … “
This November we are embracing our inner Guy Fawkes, but instead of plotting treason we are plotting lots of fun, frolics & filth!!

By popular demand, the dark room will be making a return for those of you who fancy letting your rockets off in the dark! Or maybe you prefer to burn baby, burn where you can be seen, in one of our 7 other play areas. Whatever your preference, get your sparklers at the ready & let’s set this Monday off with a bang!

If you want to join us for this event, please email the owner, Vicky at if you are 100% certain you can make it and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

Entry fees – it’s a ‘tenner for the Guy’ (ba-dum-tss!) but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 4th
Morticia and Vicky
‘The Small Print’

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm (11.30am for newbies)

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and we’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!

You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!

ALLURE! 39 & Under Party @ Townhouse 25th October

After the success of our previous events we are pleased to bring you “Allure 11” our private party for those aged 39 and under*.

There will be a no pressure feel to the party for those who enjoy the social side of swinging but for those who are feeling filthy, there will be plenty of play too. The event caters for newbies and seasoned swingers who want to enjoy a party with a younger crowd and vibe.

On arrival, you will be offered a welcome drink and there will be nibbles on the bar!

You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring ID with you. Either a photo driving licence or 2 forms of ID that confirm your name and current address.

The event runs from 8.30pm – 3.00am (last entry 11pm)

£5 per female
£20 per couple (You will need to have a couple’s membership with the club or a verified couples account)
£30 per guy (Limited to 6-8)

You will also need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Condoms are available free of charge. Towels are £1 or you can bring your own.

Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked directly with the club. Either give them a call or message them on the club profile “TownhouseTwosome”

As this is a private event and cheaper entry, we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol and purchase from the well-stocked, licensed bar instead. A full bar price list can be found on the Townhouse website and for gin lovers out there, you will be spoilt for choice on the massive oriGIN bar.

To attend, you will need to be added to our guest list, so please email Vicky, the owner directly at to go on the list

*We have been running this event for over 3 years and a small number of our original guests have since turned 40, as they supported us at the original parties they are still welcome to attend this one.

Carlos + Sienna

The Tipsy Unicorn BURLESQUE LOUNGE 9th November

Who doesn’t LOVE Burlesque?

Flamboyance, Feathers and tasselled fandangos! Townhouse have been running Burlesque events for nearly 5 years now and they are always packed with glamorous, fabulous ladies and dapper gents who all love the art of tease!!

This year we are delighted to welcome Bambi LeBam, a professional Burlesque performer who has worked alongside the likes of Millie Dollar at the Martini Lounge, bringing you a seductive and fierce performance which will leave you wanting more! We are also welcoming Dark Phoenix for her comeback performance after a short family break. She is a local performer and can’t wait to get back on stage to strut her gorgeousness!

Our Burlesque nights wouldn’t be the same without a few laughs and our amateur performers! This year we have 2 troupes who have something up their sleeve which will no doubt be hilarious! They are all members, complete amateurs and do not want to be taken seriously at all, so make sure you give them extra cheers to encourage them on stage and be prepared for belly laughs and sore sides!

We always like to raise a couple of quid for charity on these nights, so we will be running a little raffle with the proceeds going to Prostate cancer. So bring an extra £1 for your tickets.
There will be cake and sweet treats on the bar and tables and don’t forget we have a new cocktail menu as well as our origin bar if you fancy a tipple.

As this is a burlesque night, feel free to dress up in your finery! Burlesque finery would include feather boas, corsets, bustle skirts, cinchers, stockings, long gloves, fascinators….for the guys, quirky, braces, suits, waistcoats, steampunk, goth, hats, beards, wacky! If you don’t ‘do’ burlesque, then dress to impress is the minimum dresscode.

Normal prices apply:
Ladies £4
TGirls £10
Couples £25
Single Guys £30 (max 8 guys will be admitted and they must be members)

Don’t forget your membership cards or ID if you are not a member; a driving licence is preferred but refer to our website for other ID options.

No need to book in, just come early so you don’t miss out on all the fun! 10pm is our estimated performance start time.

See you all there!


Roaring 20’s/Peaky Blinders/Flappers NYE Party @ Townhouse 31st Dec!

New Years Eve

So it’s the BIGGEST party night of the year yet again and it’s a guaranteed lock in!!! Where do the years go?!!

We invite you to join us from 8.30pm for the last party of the year and take us into the first party of next year. Townhouse know how to throw a New Years Eve party so you don’t want to miss it!

We are entering the 20’s so what better way to celebrate than with a Rip Roaring 20’s/Peaky Blinder/Flappers  party? We’re going back to the last time we entered into the 20’s, 100 years ago when alcohol was prohibited in the States, Women became more provocative, mobsters ruled the roost and music made the foundations rock in clubs all around the world. A time of Glitz, Glamour, Tassles, Head dresses, Tommy guns, Spats and and Baker Boy caps.

Townhouse will be lit by candlelight in the bar and lounge, with inspirational music pumping to get your feet tapping and your hearts racing in the lead up to midnight.  Townhouse moonshine shots will be floating around for you to sample and prohibition bath tub gin will be served at the bar. Food will be served and luxuries will be in abundance. Leave your Tommy Guns at home and arrive in your best 1920’s finery for the party of the year!

Our Butler will be circulating with canapes and later on he will be serving bubbly so be sure to give his bum a squeeze on the way past…he responds well to snogs too 😉 Our shot waitress will also be offering free shots in the lead up to midnight.

This is a TICKET ONLY EVENT so we can control numbers. You will not get in without a ticket, so please tell your friends in case they miss this ad.

Our prices remain cheap, despite it being ‘the big one’
Couples £25 Ladies £10, TGirls £10, Single guys £30 (guys must be members and we have just 8 places) You can buy your tickets at our box office, via paypal or directly with us at reception.

We ask that you do not bring your own booze to this party and full loyalty cards will not be accepted for free entry due to the high overheads. Our bar is highly subsidised and prices will not be increased for this night. If we catch anyone with their own drinks, they will be told to leave without a refund…we have members wandering around as our eyes and ears and they will report back….you have been warned!

We are offering overnights if you want to make a night of it and the staff always stay up and hit the bar after hours so why not join us? It’s just £15 per person to stay over and these are booked directly with me at

Sooooooooo….grab your tickets while you can….you don’t want to miss this!