MILF MONDAY @ Townhouse ‘The Bonfire Night One’ 4th November

You know the old rhyme … “Remember, Remember, the 4th of November … “
This November we are embracing our inner Guy Fawkes, but instead of plotting treason we are plotting lots of fun, frolics & filth!!

By popular demand, the dark room will be making a return for those of you who fancy letting your rockets off in the dark! Or maybe you prefer to burn baby, burn where you can be seen, in one of our 7 other play areas. Whatever your preference, get your sparklers at the ready & let’s set this Monday off with a bang!

If you want to join us for this event, please email the owner, Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com if you are 100% certain you can make it and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!

Entry fees – it’s a ‘tenner for the Guy’ (ba-dum-tss!) but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!

Look forward to seeing you all on the 4th
Morticia and Vicky
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‘The Small Print’

This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.

Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm (11.30am for newbies)

We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.

Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!

NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and we’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!

You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own

PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!