Monthly Archives: November 2019
SEXPLOITS! Singles Party @ Townhouse 13th December
SEXPLOITS Singles Party@Townhouse – The Sexiest Singles Party in The North West
Friday 13th December 2019
20.30 – 03.00
Hello to all you Sexy Swinging Singles!!
Welcome to SEXPLOITS Singles Party!
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. Which means plenty of fun opportunities! SEXPLOITS at Townhouse is ALL about the single swingers.
Perhaps you’re after a bit of no strings dating, on the hunt for a fuck buddy or a +1 to attend clubs and parties with? Maybe you’re tired of swiping left, fed up of chatting online and actually wanting to meet a fellow filthy fucker in person? You may not have a clue what you want (and that’s ok too). Whatever you’re after, come and join us in the bar for a drink/social/flirt and let’s see where the evening takes us!
Cuck couples, Hotwife/husband couples and couples who play as singles, come and join us. There are no age restrictions on this event. Newbies and Non-members are more than welcome. The only criteria being that you’re looking to mingle with singles!
Myself and the beautiful Mrs ProBlow will be your hostesses for the night. We’ll have a Club Buddy mingling in the bar and lounge to introduce you to people if you’re a little shy.
Overnight stays at the club are available for just £15. Please message Vicky directly at infotownhouse@aol.com to book these; they go quick!
This is a guestlist only party so message Vicky on the above email when you are 100% certain you can attend; please note our 3 strikes rule for cancellation on the Useful Information page on our website
We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there
Charlotte & Mrs PB xx
So here’s all the important stuff…
This event will be held at Townhouse,
9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL
Doors open at 20.30 and closing time is 03.00. Last entry is 10.30pm. Newbies need to arrive before 9.30pm for a tour of the place. Please just give your username in at reception.
There is a strict dress code at Townhouse, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to “SEXPLORE”! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantaties. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.
Females and T-Girls: £10
Couples: £20
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.
As this is a private party and cheap entry we ask that you don’t bring your own alcohol but purchase from the well stocked subsidised bar. You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own and condoms are available free of charge.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s licence or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)
Watch Vicky Being interviewed at Townhouse by The Guide Liverpool and Leanne from Radio City
Earlier this year, Townhouse received 2 very inquisitive visitors who were chomping at the bit to get an inside look at Townhouse and the people who run it!
Leanne Campbell Power from Radio City Liverpool and Jay Hynd from The Guide Liverpool, along with their crew dropped in for a coffee (and a beer) and a natter with Vicky to get the scoop on what the club is all about! We all had a hoot and you can watch the whole interview here https://theguideliverpool.com/watch-as-we-take-you-inside-the-townhouse-swingers-fetish-club-on-wirral/
This is great for new guests who haven’t been to Townhouse yet, as well as current members who will watch with pride as their favourite home from home is broadcast across the internet.
Let’s break down some barriers and squash the taboo around adult lifestyle choices!!!
Christmas Aussie Style @ Townhouse 20th December
Have you ever heard of an Australian kiss?
It’s like a French kiss, but down under…..and who doesn’t love a kiss down under?
Its time to shrug off your winter woolies and slip into your swimwear and flip flops for a Christmas party night, Aussie style! No hat, no scarf just a good old larf. If you’re trying to avoid those winter blues Townhouse is the place to be for some Merry Christmas cheer at this time of year.
Dance to some party tunes, bounce some beach balls and sup on a cocktail or 2 while the BBQ is getting fired up! Who can resist a BBQ in December!? “G’day mate chuck another shrimp on the Barbie!”
While it’s cold outside the Aussie themed Christmas party at Townhouse is going to be HOT!
Pop your parcels away and come out for a night of play…..no sticky sellotape in sight just pure delight at the beach babes playing with some balls.
No matter your sexual preference this is a fun filled event for all to join in, this Townhouse summer night whether straight, bi, trans or gay.
Make this last Friday of 2019 the most fun and filthiest of the year!
Entry prices
£10 Ladies/Tgirls
£20 Couples
£20 Single Guy members
£25 Single Guy non members
Don’t forget your membership cards or non members should check out the Townhouse website for accepted ID http://townhouseswingers.co.uk/index-1
Townhouse has a reasonably priced bar so please leave your drinks at home.
Doors open 8.30pm til 3am
Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm for newbies
Krazy Nights Parties DOES Masquerade! @ Townhouse 15th December
**Krazy Nights does … MASQUERADE**
You are cordially invited to a sexy evening of mystery and absolute naughtiness!
December 15th at Townhouse, we are bringing you a Masquerade Party. This is a dress to impress event along with Masks of course … or wear as little as you like … it’s nearly Christmas after all!
During 4-10pm we’ll be looking to see our flawless guests enjoy an evening of fun, filth and we’re even having a small prize for the best Masquerade Mask during the evening too!
We offer drinks on arrival, have party games at the ready and there will also be a cheeky bit of Mistletoe for those who want to hit it off straight away.
Email Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com if you would like to be added to the list
We would love for everyone to join us and dress for the occasion but this is not mandatory!
Usual dress down is also welcome!
For any questions please feel free to drop us a message – We can’t wait to see you soon!
Prices:
Females and T-Girls: £5
Couples: £15
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
Important Info:
Times: Doors open at 4pm and closing time is 10pm. Last entry is 6pm. Newbies should arrive before 5.30pm for a tour and rundown of the club.
There will be plenty of hosts and guests to make you feel VERY welcome…
There is a strict dress code at Townhouse – sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted.
You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and this becomes your bar tab – Townhouse has a very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, so please leave your drinks at home.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, check the website for ID requirements.
Escape Christmas! LIVE MUSIC EVENT with Rigsby’s Cat @ Townhouse 28th December – Swingers Rebellion!
By the 28th December you would have had enough of turkey and tinsel, family visitors and general vanilla life! On this night, there won’t be a mince pie in sight, no Christmas songs but there may be the odd sack to empty!
To help you get your fix of filth amongst the vanilla merriment, we are bringing you a night of live music with the phenomenal Rigsby’s Cat!!! They are an amazing duo who have been on the Northwest circuit for decades and know how to get the crowds dancing! They will be playing 2 sets and they are guaranteed to rock the joint! This should get you all worked up into a frenzy, ready to take the party upstairs to our playrooms 🙂
As you will all be skint after the kids have fleeced you for money and the credit cards will be maxed out, we are offering you a reduced price entry on the special Saturday Night!
If you book and pay for a place in advance, either by bank transfer, paypal or cash in advance at the club, you will enjoy the following entry prices :
Couples £15
Ladies £5
TGirls £5
Single guys £20 (max 8 places and you must be a member)
If you want to pay on the door….
Couples £20
Ladies £10
TGirls £10
Single Guys £30
Remember to bring your membership cards or your ID if you are a non member couple/lady.
Doors open at 8.30pm until 3am. Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm if you’re new to Townhouse.
Soooooo, grab your dancing shoes and your best knickers for a night of fun, filth and dancing!
See you there
Vic and Jim xx
Christmas CLUSTERFUCK @ Townhouse 5th December
Well the 1st year CLUSTERFUCK went with a gang-BANG, so we thought we’d be naughty and squeeze another CLUSTERFUCK in for you this year, so we are back on Thursday 5th December @ TOWNHOUSE. With it also being the start of the festive season, we have decided to let you, if you want to, dress up as your favourite Christmas characters. We will have our very own Naughty ‘Elvie’ on the Shelf at the door to greet you. Guys if you want to cum as Daddy Christmas to empty your sack please feel free and ladies if you’d like to see who can fill your stockings for you, be our guest?
If you haven’t already go and check out the Urban Dictionary, as Clusterfuck now has an official entry…give it a thumbs up! :
‘Clusterfuck’ – noun
“A cluster of horny swingers engaged in group sex/gangbangs in a safe and consensual environment or for the more cultured of you a giant Gang Bang.”
The Female Gloryholes, unique to the Clusterfuck parties, will of course be making a return! We said it last time but the list of ladies chomping at the bit to use them is getting as long as the guy’s list who are eager to please! Any ladies who want to experience anonymous fuckery (chaperoned for safety by our sexy police officers where the policy of no bag, no shag is upheld), please step forward!! If you have any fantasies about laying back and letting a queue of horny guys have their wicked way with you or any of you attached gents have a fantasy of seeing your partner in the middle of it all while you conduct the proceedings or just ‘holding their hand’ while they are in ecstasy then please message us!
If the Female gloryhole is not for you, then we have several more zones for you to ‘cluster up’ and bang as a gang! Lol As always, Townhouse events are LGBT friendly, so we are more than happy to orchestrate some same sex fuckery! ?? Fancy a dark room scenario? Let us know!
With the success of the one year anniversary Gangbang we laid on for a special sexy lady, she has decided to do it all again, so if you think you have the stamina drop us a line?
Also going forward in to the New Year and following the success of the CLUSTERFUCK/TOWNHOUSE franchise we have decided to move the night from a Thursday to a Friday for all you naughty people who can’t make it on a school night, so check out the Townhouse website for next year’s events listings.
Now that your interest has been piqued and you are going to attend, please email us at infotownhouse@aol.com and get your name down! Just so you know this event is NOT a guest list only event, but we would like to know that you are coming so we can keep an eye on the numbers attending.
As always, we are open to ideas and suggestions and have a few more in the making but if you have a specific request let us know and we will try and cater for your deviant needs.
Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough, feel free as it helps to get the party started early; we will be!
Can’t wait to see you and meet you all on Thursday 5th December 2019.
xxxx
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The particulars
Doors open at 7:30pm and closing time is 1:30am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.
You don’t need to be a member to attend this party and for any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna. You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY!
Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
We’d also like to mention the launch of our already very popular new cocktail menu and of course the Townhouse well-stocked branded bar which includes the oriGin bar where you have the choice of over 50 gins including the only place you can purchase the club’s very own artisan brand of gin…..Tipsy Unicorn Gin.
Entry Prices:
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
Couples £20
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill
MILF MONDAY’ The Christmas One’ @ Townhouse 2nd Dec
IT’S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMASSSSSS!! 
Well, not quite … but it is almost time for the Christmas edition of Milf Monday & the very last one for 2020!!
I’m expecting big things for this one guys … Santas, elves, snowmen, reindeer, talking trees, giant crackers … let’s get the festive fun & filth off to a proper start!!So, get your name on the naughty list, and get ready for all the usual cracker-pulling, sack-emptying, stocking-filling Christmas craziness that you could only get at Milf Monday!!
If you’re planning on joining us for this event, please email Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com when you are 100% certain you can make it and we’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUESTLIST ONLY!
Entry fees – it’s a tenner for the guys, but our lovely ladies will get a festive FREE ENTRY! Feel free to post in the thread, make some friends and get yourselves all excited before the party starts!!
Look forward to seeing you all on the 2nd!
Morticiaxxx
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‘The Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm(11.30am for newbies)
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day.
Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!! You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable.
Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill.
Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!
Jim’s Big 80’s Birthday Bash @ Townhouse with Live Music from HELLO FELIX – a 5 piece band 7th December
Much to Jim’s disgust, he is another year older and as I insist on throwing big parties for him, he can’t really forget his birthday!
This year we are treating you all to a live music spectacular with the AMAZING 80s band Hello Felix…they really are phenomenal! A 5 piece band who will have you all dancing in no time and they can’t wait to perform for us!
As this is an 80’s party, grab those ‘Choose Life’ TShirts, leg warmers, bubble skirts, guy liner and new romantic frilly shirts…there’s a prize it in for the best dressed! We will have cake of course and some 80’s buffet faves…vol au vents and sausage hedgehogs.
This is a party not to be missed and we are so excited to welcome you all in to celebrate with Jimbo.
Entry prices
£25 couples
£10 females and TGirls
£30 guys (must be members and book in advance)
This is not a guestlist event but if you intend to join us, then let me know so I can get the logistics sorted 🙂
See you all there!!! Squeeeeeeeee!
Vic xxxxx
LIVE MUSIC EVENTS @ Townhouse DECEMBER 2019
We have 2 amazing bands performing for you in December and we can’t wait to welcome them through our doors.
The first Live Music Night is on Jim’s birthday Saturday 7th December and we welcome Hello Felix who are an AMAZING 80’s band. Here is a cracking promo link to whet your appetite! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuLqta4d6kg Normal Saturday night prices apply and it is a night NOT TO BE MISSED!!! 
The second Live Music Night is in between Christmas and New Year on the 28th December when we all need some escapism from the turkey and tinsel! Rigsby’s Cat are joining us and they are a fabulous local duo who are well known on the Merseyside and Cheshire circuit. Here is a link to one of their amazing performances https://soundcloud.com/therigsby/heard-it-thru-the-grapevine
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