Empty Your Sack, It’s CHRISTMASSSSSS @ Townhouse 21st December!

Twas the week before Christmas, when all through Townhouse, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The staff and hosts are dressed as Santa and his elves and they don’t care if they look silly coz they’re here to enjoy themselves. They are ready to greet our guests and serve them with beer, along with food, festive treats and a dollop of Christmas cheer. It’s 8.29pm and the doors are about to open, 1 minute until the chaos, well at least we are hopin’

The club is like a grotto, with deccies all around, flashing lights, tinsel and Christmas porn in the background.   Mince pies, Stollen and choccies are lined up on the bar and a feast fit for a king awaits, minus the caviar! (blurgh)

The doors burst open, ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS!’ we cry, while guests pile into the club, a naughty twinkle in their eye. Snogs are exchanged and hugs are dished out, it’s like family coming home, coz that’s what Townhouse is all about.

The gin bar is raided and the glasses are filled, so it’s time to hit the dancefloor and the shots to be swilled. Everyone is dancing with one thing on their mind, which person in the room will they become entwined?! Sexual tension fills the air and the dancing becomes dirty, before you know it, filth is all around and it’s more than just flirty!

What happens upstairs? Well I couldn’t possibly say, coz what happens in Townhouse within our walls it will stay!!! If you’re curious for more and you’re a party animal at heart, then stick Dec 21st in your diary and become a Townhouse Tart.

Membership or ID will get you through our doors but not after 11pm it won’t, coz that’s last entry of course! So Townhouse is the place to party and you know that I’m right…………

So MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and to all a good night
xxx

Normal prices apply, but full loyalty cards will not be accepted for free entry due to high overheads :

£10/ female, £10/TGirl, £25/couple, £30/single guy

Guys must book in advance and there will only be 8 single guy places

New couples and females welcome