Christmas CLUSTERFUCK @ Townhouse 5th December

Well the 1st year CLUSTERFUCK went with a gang-BANG, so we thought we’d be naughty and squeeze another CLUSTERFUCK in for you this year, so we are back on Thursday 5th December @ TOWNHOUSE. With it also being the start of the festive season, we have decided to let you, if you want to, dress up as your favourite Christmas characters. We will have our very own Naughty ‘Elvie’ on the Shelf at the door to greet you.  Guys if you want to cum as Daddy Christmas to empty your sack please feel free and ladies if you’d like to see who can fill your stockings for you, be our guest?

If you haven’t already go and check out the Urban Dictionary, as Clusterfuck now has an official entry…give it a thumbs up! :

‘Clusterfuck’ – noun
“A cluster of horny swingers engaged in group sex/gangbangs in a safe and consensual environment or for the more cultured of you a giant Gang Bang.”

The Female Gloryholes, unique to the Clusterfuck parties, will of course be making a return! We said it last time but the list of ladies chomping at the bit to use them is getting as long as the guy’s list who are eager to please! Any ladies who want to experience anonymous fuckery (chaperoned for safety by our sexy police officers where the policy of no bag, no shag is upheld), please step forward!! If you have any fantasies about laying back and letting a queue of horny guys have their wicked way with you or any of you attached gents have a fantasy of seeing your partner in the middle of it all while you conduct the proceedings or just ‘holding their hand’ while they are in ecstasy then please message us!

If the Female gloryhole is not for you, then we have several more zones for you to ‘cluster up’ and bang as a gang! Lol As always, Townhouse events are LGBT friendly, so we are more than happy to orchestrate some same sex fuckery! ?? Fancy a dark room scenario? Let us know!

With the success of the one year anniversary Gangbang we laid on for a special sexy lady, she has decided to do it all again, so if you think you have the stamina drop us a line?

Also going forward in to the New Year and following the success of the CLUSTERFUCK/TOWNHOUSE franchise we have decided to move the night from a Thursday to a Friday for all you naughty people who can’t make it on a school night, so check out the Townhouse website for next year’s events listings.

Now that your interest has been piqued and you are going to attend, please email us at and get your name down! Just so you know this event is NOT a guest list only event, but we would like to know that you are coming so we can keep an eye on the numbers attending.

As always, we are open to ideas and suggestions and have a few more in the making but if you have a specific request let us know and we will try and cater for your deviant needs.
Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough, feel free as it helps to get the party started early; we will be!

Can’t wait to see you and meet you all on Thursday 5th December 2019.


The particulars
Doors open at 7:30pm and closing time is 1:30am with last entry being 10.30pm. Newbies must be in by 9.30pm.

You don’t need to be a member to attend this party and for any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna. You will just need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY!

Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.

We’d also like to mention the launch of our already very popular new cocktail menu and of course the Townhouse well-stocked branded bar which includes the oriGin bar where you have the choice of over 50 gins including the only place you can purchase the club’s very own artisan brand of gin…..Tipsy Unicorn Gin.

Entry Prices:
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
Couples £20
You will need a £10 deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill