Empty Your Sack, It’s CHRISTMASSSSSS @ Townhouse 21st December!

Twas the week before Christmas, when all through Townhouse, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The staff and hosts are dressed as Santa and his elves and they don’t care if they look silly coz they’re here to enjoy themselves. They are ready to greet our guests and serve them with beer, along with food, festive treats and a dollop of Christmas cheer. It’s 8.29pm and the doors are about to open, 1 minute until the chaos, well at least we are hopin’

The club is like a grotto, with deccies all around, flashing lights, tinsel and Christmas porn in the background.   Mince pies, Stollen and choccies are lined up on the bar and a feast fit for a king awaits, minus the caviar! (blurgh)

The doors burst open, ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS!’ we cry, while guests pile into the club, a naughty twinkle in their eye. Snogs are exchanged and hugs are dished out, it’s like family coming home, coz that’s what Townhouse is all about.

The gin bar is raided and the glasses are filled, so it’s time to hit the dancefloor and the shots to be swilled. Everyone is dancing with one thing on their mind, which person in the room will they become entwined?! Sexual tension fills the air and the dancing becomes dirty, before you know it, filth is all around and it’s more than just flirty!

What happens upstairs? Well I couldn’t possibly say, coz what happens in Townhouse within our walls it will stay!!! If you’re curious for more and you’re a party animal at heart, then stick Dec 21st in your diary and become a Townhouse Tart.

Membership or ID will get you through our doors but not after 11pm it won’t, coz that’s last entry of course! So Townhouse is the place to party and you know that I’m right…………

So MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and to all a good night

Normal prices apply, but full loyalty cards will not be accepted for free entry due to high overheads :

£10/ female, £10/TGirl, £25/couple, £30/single guy

Guys must book in advance and there will only be 8 single guy places

New couples and females welcome

CALIGULA! Roman Orgy Party @ Townhouse 30th November

Romp like the Romans at Townhouse at our end of month BIG PARTY NIGHT!

We are talking Togas, Gods, Goddesses, Gladiators or strategically placed vines leaves and grapes! Wherever your filthy imaginations take you, make sure you end up at Townhouse on the 30th November for a night of pure filth!!

Not only will we be romping like the Romans, but we will be dining and drinking like the Romans too! A Lavish buffet will be on offer, a reduced price on our bottles of wine and of course our DJ will be rocking the joint to get you whipped into a frenzy on the dancefloor prior to taking the party upstairs.

Our regular Saturday night prices apply:
Couples £25
Females £5
Tgirls £10
Guys £30 (you must be a member and there are only 8 places)

Indulge in our very reasonably priced Tipsy Unicorn bar, take a tipple of gin from our oriGIN bar or be adventurous and sample a cocktail from our new Cock-Tale bar.

Don’t forget your membership cards or your ID if you are a new couple/female.

Doors burst open at 8.30pm for the queue of guests chomping at the bit to get in and last entry is 10.30pm (new guests need to arrive by 9.30pm). The party will unfortunately come to an exhausted end at 3am.

Come along and see what all the fuss is about

Love lots
Vic and Jim xxx

HARLOTS!!!! An Exclusive Private Party @ Townhouse 28th November

Come and join me!

For those of you who haven’t been to Harlots before, here’s the spiel…..

HARLOTS is ALL about the ladies. A new concept that focuses purely on sexual, desirable ladies and their needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.

Only gentlemen types will be considered for this event. With exceptional manners and great social skills. These traits are essential but only a start. Gents should be good looking, impeccably groomed and DRESSED TO IMPRESS. Being a gentlemen is what HARLOTS is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Single gents should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions!

Couples who fit the above criteria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).

This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please email the owner Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com ; single guys need to attach a face pic to your email.

Charlotte xx

Just a little more information on the venue:

This event will be held at Townhouse,
9 Union St, Birkenhead CH42 3TL

Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30

We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear/ripped jeans/trainers/caps are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and DRESS TO IMPRESS! Note…You WILL be turned away if you arrive in any of the above clothes/footwear

If you are new to the club then we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the place on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasties. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.

Females: £10
Couples: £15
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)

LIVE MUSIC with Ryan Ireland @ Townhouse 23rd November


We have a calendar of Live Music coming up and to kick it all off is the gorgeous Irish singer, Ryan Ireland who is ALWAYS a huge hit at Townhouse and always gets the crowds up on their feet!!!

If you’ve seen him before, then you know you are in for a treat! If you haven’t seen him before, then grab this opportunity as he is in high demand and we are lucky to book him at Townhouse. He’ll have you jigging in your skimpies before you know it…it’s all in the eyes I think lol If you know…you know!

This is, of course, a swinging party first and foremost, so make sure you save some energy from all the dancing to head upstairs for some filth!

The stuff you need to know…..

Dress to impress and don’t forget your dress down skimpies for later on

Couples £25
Ladies £5
TGirls £10
Single guys £30 (limit of 8 who must book in advance and must be members)

Doors open at 8.30pm
Last entry for members 10.30pm
Last entry for new guests 9.30pm
Last orders 2.15am
Doors close at 3am

For the fine detail and ID requirements, head over to our website http://www.townhouseswingers.co.uk

Tell your filthy pals and come over for a great night of Live Music at Townhouse!

Come and see what the fuss is all about
Vic and Jim xxx

Buxom Babes @ Townhouse – ‘Flaunt Your Curves!’ 21st November

It’s time to ‘Flaunt Your Curves’ ladies!!

21st November is in the middle of HIV testing & awareness week, and Buxom Babes & Townhouse are fully embracing this. For this event, we want to see as many people wearing red as we can – so dig out your finest red outfits, including your dress downs and let’s paint the town(house) red!!

In addition, we have got the fabulous Emma & Cath from Sahir House with us again, and they will be set up in the Medical Room offering free, confidential STI testing. Those of you who attended October’s Milf Monday will know how successful this was, and it’s great to have them back for Buxom!!

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Buxom Babe, a Plus-size Princess, a Curvy Kitten or a Voluptuous Vixen. It’s not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome

For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!

As this is a limited numbers event, please get your name down early – once the maximum number is reached, any additional names will be added to a reserve list

We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!

And remember … Curvy is the new black!


‘The Small Print’

The event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.

Doors open at 7:30pm and closing time is 01:30am. Last entry is 10:30pm but we ask newbies to arrive before 9:00pm

For any newbies to Townhouse, I’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.

Entry Prices:
Ladies – £5
Couples – £ 10
Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
T-Girls – £5

You will need £10 as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.

Look forward to seeing you there!!
Morticia xx

Bi-Tastic Big Bang Bi Party @ Townhouse 15th November

Friday 15th November
8:30pm till 3am.

To get the party started you’ll be greeted with a shot. Then we ask that you get into DRESS DOWN STRAIGHT AWAY. Sexy underwear, a towel OR Birthday suits!!!.

So, this event is for bi, bi curious, gay, lesbian or trans couples, girls, t-girls and guys only. If you are a couple, then both of you must be bi, bi curious, gay, lesbian or trans. ALL WELCOME

Non-members are welcome but please bring 2 types of ID with you, ideally 1 with a photo on and 1 with your address on.

Couples £20
Guys £25
Girls £10
TV/TS £10

So, what is on offer …
We will have our very own House DJ with us, raising temperatures to get the party started. If you need cooling down, then you can purchase all your drinks from the reasonably priced bar.

We will have nibbles on the bar to keep your energy levels up and for you to enjoy.

We will have the popular dark room with glow in the dark condoms for all you adventurers and feel free to take full advantage of the glory holes!

The ‘Anyone can start’ Orgy room!! And of course, not forgetting the ever-popular wet area.

So why not treat yourself to a new sexy outfit!! Get those Lacey knickers and bra out leaving nothing to the imagination! Or why not get some see through budgie smugglers!! Or even just come dressed in a mac, drop it and your ready to go!!! The choice is yours. Let’s make this a ‘Bangin’ Party!!!!!!

So it’s a dress down ready to party event. No sportswear, hoodies or trainers!

Condoms are provided free of charge and just £1 fee for a towel but feel free to bring your own.

As this is a private party, we ask that you do not bring your own alcohol but purchase from our highly subsidised bar.

Overnight stays will be available at £15pp which includes tea or coffee & toast in the morning. Book directly with Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com

This is a guest list only event. If you wish to be added to the list email Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com

We look forward to partying hard with you!!

Nikki & Mike
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