Monthly Archives: December 2019
HARLOTS! An Exclusive Private Event @ Townhouse 23rd January 2020
Come and join Charlotte Harlot for one of our classiest events on the calendar!
For those of you who haven’t been to Harlots before, here’s the spiel…..
HARLOTS is ALL about the ladies. A concept that focuses purely on sexual, desirable ladies and their needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.
Only gentlemen types will be considered for this event. With exceptional manners and great social skills. These traits are essential but only a start. Gents should be good looking, impeccably groomed and DRESSED TO IMPRESS. Being a gentlemen is what HARLOTS is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Single gents should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions!
Couples who fit the above criteria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).
This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please message the club directly on email@example.com
Just a little more information on the venue:
Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30 – Last entry 10.30pm or 9.30pm for newbies
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear/ripped jeans/trainers/caps are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and DRESS TO IMPRESS!
If you are new to the club then you will need to pay your entrance in advance to get a place on the list. Please email Vicky at firstname.lastname@example.org to arrange payment. On arrival, we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the club on the night; please arrive by 9.30pm.
It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasties. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
You will need £10 CASH as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)
Illicit Parties Presents – Resolutions @ Townhouse Sat 18th January 2020
Struggling to decide on a New Year’s Resolution? Let us help you
Are you bored of the traditional giving something up, stop drinking, eating less?…Then why not make it a FILTHY one!
Are you curious about swinging? Do you want to experience the lifestyle? Maybe break your club virginity?
Would you like to explore your fantasies? Is there a couple/single you’ve had your eye on? Want to push your boundaries?
Then this party is a perfect opportunity for newbies & experienced swingers, to banish the traditional and opt for a Naughty Resolution to kick start 2020
Our regular DJ will be playing your favourite tunes and taking requests
Soooooo, grab your dancing shoes and come join us to make your NAUGHTY RESOLUTION a reality
As you will be skint after Christmas we are offering you a reduced price entry if you’re on our guestlist
Couples – £15 (non members welcome
Ladies – free (non members welcome)
Single Guys – £20 (must be pre approved &
Overnight stays – £15 (please contact the club directly to book)
You’ll need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key and bar tab
Doors open 8.30-3am…Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm if you’re new to Townhouse
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers/pumps/converse are NOT permitted…. Dress to impress
If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)
Can’t wait to see you all there
Buxom Babes @ Townhouse ‘Curvy is the New Black’ 16th Jan 7.30pm til 1.30am
Curvy is definitely the new Black!
It’s the first Buxom Babes of 2020, so let’s make it one to remember!!
We are all about celebrating all of the beautiful shapes & sizes that us ladies come in … Body Positivity is what January is all about!! So, we want to inject a bit of colour into this months event – pull out your most colourful outfits, shoes, accessories and brighten up the bluest of January evenings!
This event is not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome
For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!
As this is a limited numbers event, please get your name down early – once the maximum number is reached, any additional names will be added to a reserve list. Please contact Vicky, the owner at email@example.com to go on the list
We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
And remember … if you’ve got it, flaunt it!
‘The Small Print’
The event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30
For any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.
Ladies / T-Girls – £5
Couples – £10
Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
** NEWBIES TO TOWNHOUSE please need to contact Vicky at the club directly on firstname.lastname@example.org as you will need to pay your entry fee ahead of the event to secure your place
All other guests will need £10 CASH deposit for your locker key, and you can purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.