Our end of month parties are always a BLAST and this one is no different.
It’s Chinese New Year and we are going all oriental for this one! The club will be decked out in red and gold and we will be offering up Chinese food and fortune cookies for you to indulge
We don’t expect you to come dressed as dragons or other Chinese symbolic creatures but it would be amazing if everyone arrived in red or gold or both or hints of! lol However, if you feel like channelling your inner beast, then please feel free!
Our DJ will be with us if you fancy a boogie and H from ‘Swinging When You’re Winning’ will be our host for the night and will have you all howling with some great ice breakers to get you all ‘familiar’ haha
Fancy it?! Well it’s not a guestlist party, just come along in your best knickers and dancing shoes
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The boring stuff…
* Doors 8.30pm til 3am
* Last entry is 11pm for members, 9.30pm for newbies
*Dress code is dress to impress and hints are mentioned above
PRICES
£25 for couples
£30 for guys (limit of 8 places and must be a member)
£10 for Single Females and TGirls
A £10 CASH deposit is required for your locker key/bar tab
We have a very cheap, well stocked bar for those who fancy a tipple.
See you all there!
Vic and Jim xxxx
Come and join Charlotte Harlot for one of our classiest events on the calendar!
For those of you who haven’t been to Harlots before, here’s the spiel…..
HARLOTS is ALL about the ladies. A concept that focuses purely on sexual, desirable ladies and their needs. Ladies who love to socialise, flirt and play. Sexually empowered goddesses who just love to be lavished with attention in more ways than one. For us sassy, glamorous ladies who’s standards are higher than our heels.
Only gentlemen types will be considered for this event. With exceptional manners and great social skills. These traits are essential but only a start. Gents should be good looking, impeccably groomed and DRESSED TO IMPRESS. Being a gentlemen is what HARLOTS is all about and we’ll accept nothing less. Single gents should be aged 21-45 in order to attend this event. No exceptions!
Couples who fit the above criteria are more than welcome to attend (no upper age limit for gents in couples).
This event is like no other and therefore it is strictly “invitation only”. If you’d like to be considered then please message the club directly on infotownhouse@aol.com
Charlotte xx
Just a little more information on the venue:
Doors open at 19.30 and closing time is 01.30 – Last entry 10.30pm or 9.30pm for newbies
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse so sportswear/ripped jeans/trainers/caps are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and DRESS TO IMPRESS!
If you are new to the club then you will need to pay your entrance in advance to get a place on the list. Please email Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com to arrange payment. On arrival, we’ll be more than happy to give you a tour of the club on the night; please arrive by 9.30pm.
It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities. Townhouse has 4 floors of fun for you to explore! A good mix of large group play rooms, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasties. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, jacuzzi and sauna.
Females: £10
Couples: £15
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
You will need £10 CASH as a locker key deposit and we ask that you purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s license or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on)
Struggling to decide on a New Year’s Resolution? Let us help you
Are you bored of the traditional giving something up, stop drinking, eating less?…Then why not make it a FILTHY one!
Are you curious about swinging? Do you want to experience the lifestyle? Maybe break your club virginity?
Would you like to explore your fantasies? Is there a couple/single you’ve had your eye on? Want to push your boundaries?
Then this party is a perfect opportunity for newbies & experienced swingers, to banish the traditional and opt for a Naughty Resolution to kick start 2020
Our regular DJ will be playing your favourite tunes and taking requests
Soooooo, grab your dancing shoes and come join us to make your NAUGHTY RESOLUTION a reality
As you will be skint after Christmas we are offering you a reduced price entry if you’re on our guestlist
Couples – £15 (non members welcome
Ladies – free (non members welcome)
Single Guys – £20 (must be pre approved &
members)
Overnight stays – £15 (please contact the club directly to book)
You’ll need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key and bar tab
Doors open 8.30-3am…Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm if you’re new to Townhouse
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers/pumps/converse are NOT permitted…. Dress to impress
If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)
Can’t wait to see you all there
Team Illicit
Curvy is definitely the new Black!
It’s the first Buxom Babes of 2020, so let’s make it one to remember!!
We are all about celebrating all of the beautiful shapes & sizes that us ladies come in … Body Positivity is what January is all about!! So, we want to inject a bit of colour into this months event – pull out your most colourful outfits, shoes, accessories and brighten up the bluest of January evenings!
This event is not about ‘labels’, it’s about flaunting your fabulous assets and having the confidence to do so! No matter if you are blessed with Beyonce’s booty, Shakira’s hips, Kim’s boobs or Nigella’s thighs … every ‘body’ is welcome
For the guys & girls who adore a lady with added va-va-voom, then this is the night for you! We are looking for both classy ladies & gorgeous gents who want to impress our Buxom Babes … and maybe more!!
As this is a limited numbers event, please get your name down early – once the maximum number is reached, any additional names will be added to a reserve list. Please contact Vicky, the owner at infotownhouse@aol.com to go on the list
We have a strict dress code for this event, so sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
And remember … if you’ve got it, flaunt it!
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‘The Small Print’
The event will be held at Townhouse, 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
Doors open at 19:30 and closing time is 01:30
For any newbies to Townhouse, we’ll be more than happy to show you round on the night. It’s a gorgeous club with fabulous facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a good mix of large group play rooms, more intimate areas, private rooms and dungeons for you to fulfil your fantasies. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.
Entry Prices:
Ladies / T-Girls – £5
Couples – £10
Gents – members £10 / non-members £20
** NEWBIES TO TOWNHOUSE please need to contact Vicky at the club directly on infotownhouse@aol.com as you will need to pay your entry fee ahead of the event to secure your place
All other guests will need £10 CASH deposit for your locker key, and you can purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar, including a huge selection for any gin lovers from our oriGIN bar. If you need a towel, one can be obtained at reception for a nominal cost of £1, or you are welcome to bring your own.
If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.
Look forward to seeing you there!!
Morticia xx
Calling all Couples & Ladies, who fancies a Saturday night on us? If you come to our party on the Friday you’ll get a FREE entry on the Saturday What a way to start 2020
***NO Theme, NO Gimmicks, NO Fuss, JUST Filth***
Doors open – 8.30 till 3am
This is a Guestlist only event. If you would like to attend then just email Vicky, the owner to go on the guestlist. New couples will need to pay their entry fee in advance to gain a place.
All COUPLES & FEMALES are welcome. If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)
Couples need to either hold a Townhouse couples membership or a verified and established couples fab profile
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted. Dress to impress
Entry Prices:
£20 Couples
£10 Females
£15 for overnight stays (if you wish to make a night of it)
Established Couples – if you introduce a new couple to the club you’ll receive £5 off your entry fee on this night
Single Females – if you wish to come along with a couple you can benefit from a £5 reduced entry fee. You will have to arrive and book in with a couple to receive this offer
Any questions please feel free to contact us directly
We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there
Mr&Mrs J aka Beauty & the Beard
January can only mean one thing – and that’s the post Christmas detox!
Unfortunately, Milf Monday can’t help with nutritional needs, and if you’re after a ‘dry January’, this is not the event for you … BUT if you want to get hot & sweaty, raise your heart rate and work those muscles, then Milf Monday is the place for you!!
It might be a New Year, but it’s the same daytime debauchery as always!
If you’re planning on joining us for the first Milf Monday of 2020, please email Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com she’ll be sure to add you on to our guest list. Please be aware that this event is GUEST LIST ONLY!
Entry fees – it’s a tenner for the guys, but our lovely ladies will get FREE ENTRY!
New guys will need to pay their entry fee in advance, so discuss this with Vicky when you contact her.
Look forward to seeing you all on the 6th!
Morticia
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‘The Small Print’
The club can be found at 9 Union St, Birkenhead, CH42 3TL.
This is a daytime event for ladies and couples who want to meet single guys. Some of our girls are greedy too, so we aim for a 3:1 ratio of guys to girls at their request.
Doors open at 10:30 and closing time is 15:30. Last entry is 1pm
We cap numbers at 100 to make it pleasant and comfortable for our guests, therefore this is a strict GUESTLIST ONLY party. Please only place your name on the list if you can definitely make it as places are in demand; we have a 3 strike rule for people who continuously waste places.
Please be aware that we have a strict ‘smart/casual’ dress code – no hoodies, sportswear or trainers are allowed!
NON MEMBERS/NEWBIES – You are MORE than welcome at the club and I’ll be happy to give you a tour of the place and answer any questions you may have on the day. Please try to arrive before 11.30 for your first visit, so we can show you around before it gets busy!!
You will need to bring some photo ID with you AND something with your address on. NO ID = NO ENTRY! Driving licence is the gold standard for ID, but a passport & utility bill is also acceptable. Townhouse members, just bring along your membership card.
#You will need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab which is offset against your bar bill. Townhouse has a very cheap licensed bar to keep you refreshed throughout the day, so please leave your own drinks at home. Towels are available for £1 – or you can bring your own
PLEASE DO NOT PARK in Bookers car park or the car parks of other local businesses. Parking enforcements are operating in the area so please be aware of this. There is plenty of on-street parking in and around Union Street, HOWEVER please ensure you are considerate towards our neighbours & don’t park in front of people’s houses or somewhere you are blocking driveways or even the road!!
Join us at Townhouse for the infamous Allure,
Where newbies are welcome and regulars keep coming for more.
39 and under is the crowd you will see,
So join the sexy guestlist as it’s the place to be.
Start your 2020 swinging off with a bang,
From socializing to soft play or fun in a gang.
The light room will sparkle and put a twinkle in your eye’s,
The fun will begin and the temperature will rise.
Lingerie or nude, whatever gets you in the mood,
Private play, being viewed or a sea of bodies getting rude.
This is an event you will not want to miss,
So make sure your names are down on our sexy guestlist.
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We are pleased to announce that moving forward we will be co-hosting the event with the delicious duo Sid and Nancy of “The Sex Pistols”.
To attend, you will need to be added to our guest list, so please drop us a message or comment on the forum.
Doors open at 8.30pm and the club closes 3.00am (last entry is 11pm or 9.30pm for newbies)
£5 per female
£20 per couple (You will need to have a couple’s membership with the club or an established and verified couples account)
£30 per guy (Limited to 6-8 well verified guys)
You will also need a £10 (CASH ONLY) deposit for your locker key/bar tab, towels are £1 or you can bring your own.
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You don’t need to be a member of the club but will need to bring ID with you. Either a photo driving licence or 2 forms of ID that confirm your name and current address.
Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked directly with the club. Either give them a call or message them on the club profile “Townhouse Twosome”
Vaping is only allowed within the smoking area.
*We have been running this event for over 3 years and a small number of our original guests have since turned 40, as they supported us at the original parties, they are still welcome to attend this one.
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