Monthly Archives: January 2020
Krazy Nights Parties Presents ‘Kinky Comics’ Marvel & DC Event @ Townhouse 27th February 2020
Krazy Nights does … Kinky Comics! Thursday 27th February 7.30pm – 1.30am
Swingers Assemble!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No … it’s a bunch of hot, sexy swingers having a good fucking time!
We’d love for you all to join us for our first party of 2020 … Kinky Comics!
Whether you come along as your favourite superhero or most evil villain, we can’t wait to see you get down and dirty with the best of them!
It won’t take X-Ray Vision to see you are up to no good ??
So dig out your capes and spandex ready for an evening of filthy fun – SHAZAM!
We will have an arrival drink waiting, there will be party games and a MARVELous prize for best dressed on the night.
We would love for everyone to join us and dress for the evening but there is no pressure, usual attire is welcome.
Our fabswingers accounts are: Valhallas Finest & Rider TH
We can’t wait to see you soon!
Love your friendly neighbourhood swingers,
The Krazy Nights Team x
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PRICES
Females & T-Girls: £10
Couples: £20
Males: £20 Members // £25 Non-members
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THE IMPORTANT STUFF
Doors – 7.30pm until 1.30am. Last entry is 10.30pm, 9.30pm for Newbies so you can get a full club tour.
If you aren’t dressing up then there is a strict dress code – NO ripped jeans, NO sportswear and NO trainers/pumps/converse (incl £400 designer trainer shoes!! lol)
A £10 CASH deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Entry fee and bar bills can still be paid by card.
**NEWBIES – will need to contact the club directly to pre-pay your entry fee. Please contact Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com to arrange this**
If you are not a Townhouse member then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID and one address ID). Members please bring your club membership card or ID.
From January 1st vaping is no longer permitted inside the club but we have a newly refurbed smoking area on site.
PLEASURE CHEST Pegging Party @ Townhouse 23rd February 2020
Are you begging for a pegging? Or just want to try something new?
Well we have the event just for you!
Presenting our very own Pleasure Chest – The ultimate toy and strap on play experience.
An afternoon of fun and the opportunity to try out many different toys.
This is the chance to come and see what it’s all about and get in on the action, you never know what you might find.
Don’t be shy, give it a try!
Bring along your own toys or feel free to try out some our collection from the Townhouse Pleasure Chest… Sybian, Fuck Machine & Drilldo to name a few!
Doors open at 4pm with last entry at 7pm – Newbies please arrive by 5:30pm for your tour of the club so we can help you settle in.
Dress code is smart casual – no sportswear or trainers allowed in the club please.
For those who are brave enough, an early dress down is encouraged although not compulsory – we will be dressed down to get the party started donning our sexy strap ons.
Prices:
Ladies £10
T Girls £10
Couples £20
Guys (Members) £20
Guys (Non Members) £25
We will offer a cheaper entry of £8 for any lady who arrives wearing her strap on!
Please bring along appropriate ID – Members will need their membership card, non members are required to bring photo ID and proof of address – driving licence is perfect as this shows both.
A £10 CASH deposit is required for your locker key/bar tab. Your entry and bar balance can be settled on card or cash. You can also instant pay by your phone.
Towels are available from reception for £1.
Smoking and vaping is now only allowed in the newly refurbished patio area.
The guestlist for this event will be kept private as not everyone wants to add their name onto the forum so please feel free to message any of us direct to be added onto the list.
We look forward to seeing you all there!
Little Vixen, Naughty Nancy and Rider.
Find us all on fabswingers as:
LittleVixen
NaughtyNancy88
Rider TH
FUNISHMENTS BDSM Event @ Townhouse 9th February 2020
If you don’t know what Funishments is, where have you been? See the details at the bottom of this post for full info.
For this event we will be opening the guest list up. So feel free to add yourself to the list by emailing Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com
The Funishments team will be there to talk about the game and they will have sets available to buy. They will be holding organised games for people to watch and join in (if they wish). These will be taster games. So nothing too heavy.
We ask that everyone tries to get there as close to 2pm as possible as the doors will be locked and no entry after 3pm. We will be setting the demo games up at 3:30pm if you’d like to get involved.
Due to the nature of this event alcohol will not be served until 5:30pm. We also ask that people don’t have any alcohol before they arrive.
We will be taking up some of the rooms for our organised games. However if you’d prefer to set up your own game up or just do your own scene that’s fine, the rest of the club will be open and available for use.
Standard fet event rules apply. Dress code will be all black or fetish wear.
Entry fee is £10 per person if paid in advance (email for details on how to pay)
£15 on the door. You will also need to bring £10 CASH for your locker key/bar tab deposit.
If you are new to the club you will need to bring 2 forms of ID or a photo driving licence alone is fine if you have one.
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FUNISHMENTS IS A GAME OF CHANCE WITH A SADISTIC TWIST
WHAT IS FUNISHMENTS?????
With a quick roll of the dice you can go from a boring mundane vanilla afternoon to a fun filled kink impact session with your Dom(me)/Sub or a group of kinky friends.
This game is best played with groups of 4-8
It is simple to play and does what it says on the tin “Funishments” “Fun-Punishments”
scenes can be very enjoyable and quite intense, so depending on the ‘level’ you would like your scene will depend on how you choose to play
(We have a guideline but when it comes to it “YOUR SCENE IS YOUR SCENE”)
Levels
We have different levels from sensual to outright sadistic, Dd/lg to Puppy play
(Message for availability)
Impact (Standard set) 3 DICE
For those that enjoy and have SadoMasochistic personalities. There are many different types of impact play and we have chosen 6 variants for you to try during your play
Sensation (Add-on) 1 Die (NOW AVAILABLE)
For those that enjoy the power dynamic of using temperature, texture and noise, or lack there of to heighten their experience during a scene
Fearless (Add-on) 1 DIE
Do you crave bruises/marks/screams/tears/pain and POWER, do you wish to taste the deliciousness that can be the sudden sound of a masochist taking a sudden intake of breath knowing that they/you are experiencing the acts of a SADIST. if so FEARLESS is for you!
We are constantly developing our games and in due course will be bringing out other versions of our game. CAN’T FIND WHAT YOU WANT? MESSAGE US, IF WE BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME!!!
LEATHER & LACE Rock Night @ Townhouse 22nd February 2020
Leather & Lace, the best rock night for swingers & kinksters, is back for another year of hard rocking and fucking debauchery.
To start the year off, we’re gonna keep it simple and return to the roots of L&L. Just a collection of amazing playlists, music videos and a fantastic vibe, to rock the socks off your Saturday night.
When it comes to music, think – Faith No More, Rob Zombie, Greenday, All Time Low, Offspring, Metallica, Type O Negative, Less than Jake, Slayer, Kiss, NIN, ACDC, Ozzy, Nirvana, Queens of the stone age, Scorpions, Placebo, Gary Numan, Steel Panther etc etc… But as always, I’m also open to suggestions, so anything you would like to hear, add it here or on a message to me.
Entry is £25 for couples, £5 for single ladies, £10 for TV’s. Single guys are £30, and must be a member of the club, don’t forget being Saturday there are only 8 single guy places so get on the list early.
If you’re new to the club we’ll ask you to go on our newbies list and pre pay your entry, please contact me direct to arrange at infotownhouse@aol.com
As well as your entry, we take a £10 locker deposit, which is offset against your bar bill, this HAS to be payed by CASH, but you can pay your entry and final bar bill on card if you wish
Dress code is a little more open for this night, anything from extreme black metal looks to just being chilled in a band t-shirt to throwing on a mask and cosplaying slipknot It’s all totally cool for L&L. Skate shoes are allowed, as are ripped jeans for those punks out there. Just no running trainers or sports wear, unless it’s a gold three stripe tracky!! If you’re unsure, just think dress to impress.
All attendees must bring membership cards or valid ID (picture part drivers licence is perfect, otherwise Passport and utility bill)
Doors open at 8:30pm.
Last entry is 10:30pm and newbies must arrive before 9:30pm to be shown around.
I for one, can’t wait to get the ball rolling on another year of awesome rock nights \”/
SEXPLOITS Singles Party @ Townhouse 21st February 2020
SEXPLOITS Singles Party@Townhouse – 20.30 – 03.00
There’s plenty of fish in the sea so whip your rods out, dangle your bait and come and cast your fishnets at SEXPLOITS Singles Party at Townhouse!
Perhaps you’re after a bit of NSA, on the hunt for a FWB or a +1 to attend clubs and parties with? Maybe you’re tired of swiping left, fed up of chatting online and actually wanting to meet a fellow filthy fucker in person? You may not have a clue what you want but whatever you’re after, there’s something for everyone at SEXPLOITS….
The Tipsy Unicorn Bar – come and join us for a drink. Flirt, socialise and relax with fellow singles
The Lounge – DJ Climax will be on the decks in the lounge to get the party started. For those of you who like to bust some moves, this is the place to be!
The Wet Area – Relax, unwind and chill out in the jacuzzi or sauna. Maybe even make use of our massage table
The Playrooms/Dungeons – venture off upstairs to “Sexplore” a little further. Theres a variety of public and private rooms to utilise. Your only limit is your imagination!
Singles, Cuck couples, Hotwife/husband couples and couples who play as singles, come and join us. Newbies and Non-members are more than welcome. The only criteria being that you’re looking to mingle with singles!
Myself and the beautiful Mrs ProBlow will be your hostesses for the night. We’ll have buddies mingling in the bar and lounge to introduce you to people if you’re a little shy.
Overnight stays at the club are available for just £15. Please message Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com directly to book these; they go quick! You also need to contact Vicky to book your place on the guestlist
We’re super excited and very much looking forward to seeing you all there
Charlotte & Mrs PB xx
So here’s all the important stuff…
Doors open at 20.30 and closing time is 03.00. Last entry is 10.30pm. Newbies need to arrive before 9.30pm for a tour of the place. Please just give your username and ID* in at reception.
There is a strict dress code at Townhouse, so sportswear and trainers (including pumps, converse, £400 designer ‘trainer shoes’ ) are NOT permitted. Please make the effort and dress to impress!
If you are new to the club then you will need to book and pay for your place in advance and Vicky can sort this out with you at the email above. On arrival, we will be more than happy to give you a tour of the place.
Females and T-Girls: £10
Couples: £20
Males (Members): £20
Males (Non members) £25
You will need a £10 (CASH) deposit for your locker key/bar tab. Towels are £1 to hire but you are welcome to bring your own. Condoms/lube are readily available free of charge.
* If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your driver’s licence or two forms of ID (one to be photo ID AND something with your address on). No ID = NO entry
FET-ish Erotic BDSM Event @ Townhouse 20th February 2020
Calling all kinky shaggers who want to crank up their crazy dial !!!
This is a party especially for fetishists who like to include sex, filth and eroticism in their BDSM play!
On our mainstream BDSM nights, sexual play is reserved to the private rooms with the open play areas being left for pure BDSM play. But so many people like to involve sexual elements in their play, whether it be sexual sadism, orgasm denial play, sexual humiliation, forced orgasm or they just like to use BDSM as part of a sexual scene.
At FET-ish, sexy, filthy BDSM play will be openly encouraged and we are hoping that the fine line between pain and pleasure will be explored and embraced! We want to hear screams of pain and screaming orgasms raising our roof! Lol
If this sounds like your kind of night, then join us on the 20th February! I will be joined by LittleVixen as my kinky co-host to help the party get off to a flying start!
There will be amazing scenes ongoing from the minute we open the doors so don’t waste anytime nattering, make use of our 4 floors and embrace your crazy!
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So, bring your BDSM kit bags and your best skimpies for a night of exploring boundaries and unadulterated filth!
This night is open to non-members and we will be advertised on another well known fetish site.
To be considered for this event, you will need to have an active interest in BDSM and not just an interest in swinging, as you will be disappointed. This is about mixing things up, cracking some whips, waxing some nipples, gagging, flogging and restraining your way through your list of fetish fantasies!!
The pricing is as follows:
£10 per person (members)
£15 per person (non member guys)
A £10 CASH deposit is required for your locker key/bar tab deposit. Your entry and bar balance can be settled on card, cash you can instant pay on your phone.
Ratios of guys to girls will be monitored
You will need your membership card or ID to gain entry, preferably a driving licence if you have one. (Please refer to our website for accepted ID)
The dress code is all dark clothing/fetish wear/alternative wear and dress down will be optional as fetishists often like to keep their kinky clothes on for BDSM scenes.
Any questions, please get in touch!
xxx
Illicit Parties Presents….Rampant Romantics! 15th February 2020
We are looking for plenty of lusty lovers, rampant romantics, kinky casanovas & horny hotties to keep the valentines theme red HOT this year!
This is the time to leave any inhibitions at the door and see what sexy seductions await!!
Slowies on the dance floor before we get funky upstairs
Let’s get down & dirty and spread the love. After-all sharing is caring
****************Mr & Mrs J, do Mr & Mrs ****************
We are looking for volunteer couples to play Mr & Mrs, we need at least 3 couples to take part. There is a prize for the winning couple
The aim of the game is to see how well you know each other and match as many answers as possible! We may even enforce a penalty for incorrect answers.. Remember, the judge’s decision is final!
Our regular DJ will be playing your favourite tunes and taking requests
We will also have sweet treats available throughout the night. Gotta keep those energy levels up
We are offering you a reduced price entry if you’re on our guestlist
Couples – £15 (non members welcome
Ladies – free (non members welcome)
Single Guys – £20 (must be pre approved &
members)
Overnight stays – £15 (please contact the club directly to book)
You’ll need a £10 CASH deposit for your locker key and bar tab
Doors open 8.30-3am…Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm if you’re new to Townhouse
We have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers are NOT permitted…. Dress to impress
If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on)
Can’t wait to see you all there
Mr & Mrs J
Sam and Dave’s House Party @Townhouse 14th February 2020
Following the success of our House Parties, we’re inviting friends old & new to come and celebrate Valentine’s night in style. Who can think of a better way to spend this special sexy evening ?
No themes for this just come along for a fun filled night of filth and celebrations.
We’re also pleased to announce the return of our beautiful erotic dancer who will be taking to the stage later on in the evening and you are all in for one hell of a treat!! As those of you who attended our previous parties will already know.
DOORS OPEN 8.30pm
LAST ENTRY 10.30pm!
Club closes at 3am.
This party is aimed at everyone having fun in a friendly no pressure environment. Whether you are nervous newbies or seasoned swingers, this party is for you.
Like any good house party, consider the bar area the kitchen, a place to gather, socialise and meet new people. There you’ll find your favourite drinks at fantastic prices served by gorgeous bar staff and the oriGIN bar where you can choose from over 50 brands of gin…. It’s the only place you can purchase the clubs own brand…. Townhouse Gin.
Samantha is also making her own unique home-brew which is on offer as a welcome drink for you all at the door as you arrive. If you’re feeling peckish we’ll also have a buffet and bar nibbles.
In the lounge, our regular DJ will be playing your favourite tunes and taking requests.
This is going to be an amazing evening and definitely not one to be missed.
Single males will be limited but couples and single fems are all more than welcome to join us.
You will also need £10.00 CASH as a locker key deposit, this will be deducted from your bar tab at the end of the night . You can still pay your entry and final bar tab by card if you wish.
Condoms are available free of charge and are situated around the club.
Towels can be found at reception.
You don’t need to be a member to attend this party, you just need to be on the guest list.
We just ask everyone to bring their membership cards and/or 2 forms of ID (passport/driving licence etc…).
Newbies will need to book and pay in advance to secure a place; please contact Vicky at infotownhouse@aol.com to arrange your booking. Those who have been before just need to be on the list to attend, so again, contact Vicky to sort this out.
Couples: £20.00
Females: £10
Single males: £25 for members £30 for non members.
Overnights are available for anyone who wants to make a night of it for just £15 per person. Please Vicky at the above email to book in.
We can’t wait to see you all there and make it another night to remember
Love you guys,
Dave and Samantha x
No Frills Filth @ Townhouse Weds 5th February 2020
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