CLUSTERFUCK @ Townhouse FRIDAY 31st January 2020

CLUSTERFUCK returns in 2020 by popular demand.

Even better for all those naughty people who were unable to attend mid-week, as we are now holding the event on Friday’s! So get your baby sitters, pet sitters and accommodation booked and join us at the end of the month.

The Czech Gloryholes will be there as always so anyone who wants to experience anonymous fuckery (chaperoned for safety of bag, no shag). Please step forward if you have any fantasies about laying back and letting a queue of horny individuals have their wicked way. Also, if any couples have a fantasy of seeing your partner in the Gloryholes while you conduct the proceedings or just simply ‘holding their hand’ while they are in ecstasy then please message us!

If the Czech Gloryhole is not for you, then we have several more zones for you to ‘cluster up’ and bang as a gang! As always, Townhouse events are LGBTQ+ friendly, so we are more than happy to orchestrate any sex fuckery!

For any newbies, we’ll be more than happy to show you around on the night. Townhouse is an elegant club with first class facilities and 4 floors of fun for you to explore! There is a great mix of large open group play rooms, intimate areas and private rooms for you to fulfil your desires. Not forgetting the social areas like the bar, lounge, hot tub and sauna.

To go on the guestlist, please email Vicky at
Doors open at 20:30 and closing time is 03:00

Please make the effort to dress to impress!! (no sportswear and trainers permitted). Although an early dress down is not insisted, it is recommended, so if you’re brave enough, feel free as it helps to get the party started early; we will be!

Entry Prices:
Females £10
TV/TS £10
Males (members) £20
Males (Non-members) £25
Couples £20

If you are not a member of Townhouse, then please bring either your photo driving license or two forms of ID – one must be photo ID as well as something with your address on, such as a utility or mobile bill. Members simply need to show their membership card.

Overnight stays are available for £15 per person, this will need to be booked directly with the club. Either give them us call or email Vicky at

**Small Changes for the New Year**

NEWBIES TO TOWNHOUSE please contact the club directly as you will need to pay your deposit ahead of the event to secure your place.

All other guests will need £10 CASH deposit for your locker key, and you can purchase your drinks from our very reasonably priced and well stocked bar.

Vaping is only allowed within the smoking area.

We are looking forward to seeing you there!!!
Team Clusterfuck xxxxxxx