Once upon a time in the magic kingdom of Townhouse, there was an enchanted evening equal parts fun, frivolous and filthy! Can you feel the love tonight?
Twisted Tales presents Dirty Disney, coming to the North West’s top Swinger’s Club! You shall go to the ball (especially if you don’t have a gag reflex)!
At Dirty Disney fancy dress is encouraged, so call on your Fairy Godmother to dress you to the nines as your favourite Disney character and you could win our special prize for best costume. Not one for fancy dress? What can we say except you’re (still) welcome – Come along for the usual Townhouse party atmosphere with DJ and dancing until late.
Everyone loves a good Disney sing-along in the car (don’t try to deny it), which is why for the first time at Townhouse we’ll have Disney Karaoke – Bonus points for the first person to sing “King of the Swingers”…
First time at Townhouse? Don’t be Bashful (unless that’s your costume)! Please be sure to arrive before 9:30pm so our friendly team can make you their guest with a full tour of the club.
Grab a drink from our well-stocked, reasonably priced bar and take a dip not quite “under the sea” in our relaxing hot tub.
But don’t get too comfy in your Disney dress-up, because once you strip down to the “bare” necessities and get into your sexiest lingerie, underwear or just a towel (making sure to showcase your bibbity-boppity-boobs), you can go “Up” to our sexy play rooms, where there are sure to be many happy endings.
So trade Cinderella’s glass slippers for a glass dildo (or even bring your Woody for a Buzz), be our guest and kiss the girl (or two, or three). A fan of Aladdin? Come and see if you can get “a lad in” your cave of wonders. Is Peter Pan your favourite? See if someone will tinker with your bell…!
The Disney debauchery will go on until 3am when our magic spell will end… but don’t worry, we can call you a taxi rather than send you home in a pumpkin carriage.
Tempted? Take a bite from the poison apple… you know you want to!
Please note that you will require a £10 deposit for your locker key and bar tab, which must be paid IN CASH upon arrival.
Lady and a Tramp (couples): £25 (non members welcome)
Princesses (single females and T girls): £10 (non members welcome)
Prince Charmings (single men): £30 (must be pre approved &
members, maximum of 8, first come first served, book in advance)
Overnight stays: £15 (contact the club directly to book)
Doors open 8.30pm-3am…Last entry is 10.30pm or 9.30pm if you’re new to Townhouse.
If you’re not dressing up, we have a strict dress code at Townhouse – ripped jeans, sportswear and trainers/pumps/converse are NOT permitted…. Dress to impress!
If you are not a member of Townhouse then please bring along two forms of ID with you (one photo ID AND something with your address on).